Happy monday. E happy monday. Oh, thank you so much, yall. Wow. This is Television History in the making. Everyoneon in happy monday,ryon, everyone. Welwelcome to a specia edition. Gutfeld. Im Joe Machi Filling in for greg. Hes in South America trying to find a doctor to label his fevers. Anyway, today is earth day. So to celebrate, werey all using recycled jokes. A tech startup is pitching an ape powered Home Security camera that can be upgraded to shoot paintballs. So if your home is being invaded by a homicidal mania hc at least you can ruin the guys shirt for the second weekend in a row. Civi l war is the numbering it one movie in north america. Antif ta is calling it the feel good hit of the season. The new atlas robot from boston dynamicse ne has a face like a g light. Hopefully that gives social hopea influencers somethingh to look at while mechanical hands crush their throats. That was a joe devito joked. Everyone sorrye that a new studyameric found that americans checkans their 144 times a day. Es and for one american thats just look at himself in the phones camera. H caroli a student in North Carolina was arrested for slapping his teache forg hir in the face. Its a far cry from other high schools where students slappehighhools whd teachers onr they have with them. Okay, lets the monologue in case. You missed it. Mike johnson broke his word and teamed with democrat sthen to give away our freedom and then give away our money. Wayey. On saturday, the house pd a 61 billion aid package ford f ukraine. If youre not sure why. Heres some historical so uk on the war. So Ukrainine Ise is a countrk in europe. It exists next to Anotherher Country called russia. Russia is a biggertr country. Russia is a powerful country. Russia decided to invadeuntry a smaller country called ukraine. So basically thatukraine. S wrong. Okay. But what does that have to do with america . Heres Virginive Ta CongressmanGerry Connolly before saturdays vote. Going after republicanconnollys who oppose the aid. Some say, well, we have to deal with our border first. The ukrainianrussian bordere is our border. Its the bordetweer between Depraved Autocracy and freedomrr ,people seeking our democratic way of life. N do we have a stake in that outcome . Yes, undeniably, yes. They border is our border. I guess that explains comimillions of ukrainians coming in through texas. And why democrats were waving tiny flags of tiny maps seriously after the vote this announcing more elaborate plans on the floor. The chair said it. The speakers repeated lack power. Fl those democrats were cheering and waving ukrainian flags on the house floor. Good thing they didnt wave american flags. Someone would have gotten arrestedarrested. But we just keep being told, just senbud more cash and they can win and be free. But thety cant wi win an. And they werent really free. Zelenskyy has thrown oppositiol in jail, banned churches, and postponed elections. Hes practicall churchy a biden. Hy ukrai maybe thats why ukraine pays his, son. And just because you just because you keep pouring moneyea into something doesnt mean theyll win. Ju the samet thell win. Government telling us ukraine can win. Has lied to us countless times beforelieduntless. Wmd is in iraq. Afghanistan wont fall like south vietnam. Nomy i russias economy is going to collapse. Putin is sickes r than me after i overdo it at golden corrals jt and our media is just as bad. They said, vlatheyd was at deatn door while bidens been dead and he just cant find the doo r. Is coming the media around. The ap dropped a report on friday detailing how russia is Goingiday Det to battlefield where ukrainian troops are getting pounded like a Cardassian Aftern jnba allstar gam ae. And theyre not just running out of our money and ourg weapons. Theyre running out of their people. Ou their people. Ry draft make it easier to identify every draft eligible man in the countrman iny. Meanwhile, were constantly told we have to stop, pollute, or hell taktl e europe. G hes no great man, but inyo 25 years, hes invaded 50 fewer countries than countri am. The real Fight For Freedom Now is in the west. T we are seeing a two tiered e justice system. Censorship and Hate Speech Loslg that destroy the freedom of disfavored groups. If Freedom Falls here, there thene else to go, especiallyespe with the surveillance state. Weve allowecithd. On saturday, the senate reauthorized a section of the foreign intelligenceealways surveillance act, which allows warrantless spying on americans. So maybe before we keep asking u for more of your money to make sure ukraine is freey, we shoulp be asking if america is still free. Lets walk tonight. Ly i yes, this child is more hurtthen than. The seats on the view. Fox news contributor Charlie Hurtviewfo this morning hasonsl more points than pete davidson, wightons Editor In Chief and the fabulous mollieditore hemingway. Shes white paper, Whiterk Times and often gets stuck in the copy machine. York times best selling author and fox contributor captain. J hes like a laundry baskethe. Then men see him, they throw in the towel. Bestselling author comediaey in charlie, how are you . Yo im great. How are you . Im doin im gg great. [laugh not nervous in the least. I all here for you. Joe i appreciate that. Ive never heard you got a ful l chat. I got a full joe chair. Never, never hear a real great cheer. Oh, i didnt want to say that, but that was kind of what i was observin g. I think fox is going to be regretting that giant contract you just signed up for. How did do . Well, lets get to gr the questions before our strike killegcharlis me. Uni charlie, why is it the United States has their priorities completely wrong . Sugar chicken america come first . Yeah. You would thin you wk. And you know, the most remarkable thing about that, especially with the you showed, is the problem that Republicans Ha Sd the flag waving sai on the floor. You just said 60 billionense to ukraine. And the probledm they havee is the is the flag waving. And it got meng to thinking, you know, you could if you wantn to send these 60 billion and no flag waving, id be fin e with that. But but but you know, the seriousness of it is that, you know, republicans look, you know, youve got the Stupidd Party and the evil party. And the stupid party simply is not you know, theyre incapable of Fightingd O For Four Americans and doing what they wanty do and quite frankly, i dont you know, i dont know what, you know, what is the incentive for republican votervoterss to t voting for them if this is what they get . I dont know. Bes seems like theyre just republicans because thats where they can win in that state. Thats w ibut i have to say, Ifs Prstupid Party or an evil party ,were parties. Id probably rather go to the stupid party. Right. Stup thats what theyre banking on. L yeah. Yeah. Itd be more fun il be moref. Yeah, yeah. Id rather go for the evil party, you stupid. Id rather be evil. I can plan. You know, taras. Whats your take on this . Its the same thing we always see. Isits. Its we. They camouflage the i hate. I like the bill rule. I think that should. Be across the board and you canc always tell when they lump everything together what the side sid is or who is where is s money going. Gointill cant account for money that was sent originally. Ukraine. We still have stuff missing partaine f s, never got delivered,o etc. But were still sending it. So whats the it goeits back s back to . And what whats what is this really for in this what im looking for . L this is about reelection bids. Theyre doing these favors and these lobbyists and theyou e American People are irrelevant. You keep putting. Doesnt matter with democratepnr republican. They they just get voted in because americans want to blame an on the top. Wher its the president this that this is where the problems are anlemswed have to start beig just paying just as much attention of what old joe zane g and President Trump is saying is what these guys are saying all the time. Evhing othg wherenint is that 60 billion could have went to so many places in this country. Right now, our school systemouny our schos, our bo our veterans, our borders. But its going off to wherrdehe to be laundered to come back here. [applause] same. Its the molly, to traviss point, nikki haley just got a job at a thinke tank, it almost seems like. Whats the disincentive for republicans . You just s like keep going along with this. If they lose their election, theyre just going to get another great jos oub. T i do think we want to point out, i mean, obviously, it was a very disappointing weekenda v but whereas every democrat voted for thisd we, more than hr of The Republicans voted against it, thats actually what makes it so awful is that it came out of the house, which is Ostensiblyt Itdy by The Republicans, and yet a majority of republicans voted against it. And so as frustrating, frustrating as it is, does posit show that there is some positive development in terms of a foreignvelopmen that putsit our National Interest first and foremost that says, yed fore want a strong defense, but we want when were involved in wars, we want to have a strategyt to for how to win t. We need to make sure that they a are that they are a good thing to be dointhing. And right now, weve got conflictgo in ukraine and russia. Weve got the middle east sod wevt the middlewee china l. And so the americanca people actually are much more serious than their elected representatives. We dont have any Statesme Thein right now on the honor that are currently in office, but the American People, they aret is being heard. Thats a great point. Greanoughre of an optimist tha thought. I thought cat was going to be the optimist. Yeah. Whats your take on thist ka. Re i strongly disagree with your optimism. On i, i just think in generall that, you know, theres theres is much focus on whichth politicians and which party and the parties are arguing and not enough focusg no on the power that the politicians have. And as a general guidingd a geno whenever and this is applies wh both war and it applies to fisa, whenever the government is trying to use Fear Mongeringernmen , try to make Mesomethin Afraid of something instead of getting swept up in that, i as og k myself okay. Y su if they succeed, then what do they gain if . A ca they succeed in making me afraid. And in the case of pfizer, i mean, its a wholef faiz lot of power. Okay . Pfizer should have never been reauthorized at all this expands pfizer, and it was over bipartisan. And it is reading about, you know, the Fourth Amendment and the surveillance policy. It can be a little drye survicyy it can be much more fun to say,a pick your team and dont look at what this idiotndk at said ad then this and that back and forth. But but really,ack and i wos encourage anybody who isnt familiar to look at it. I mean, exceptar to handed the governments ability to surveil you without a warrant, which should not be happening in thrranould notet place. Yeah, i thought we had the Fourth Amendment. I thought so, too. And, and, you know, just following along with that, you know, obviously, republican lokind of wandering through the desert right now and theyre lost, but theybuddya have so much to to build on and fighting something likert. Pfizer is a great way to toow start for taking the antiactual you know, the actual concern about spending all this money. You know when wasg youre loe you should always ask yourself one question. Whatset are you willing to die for . What are you willing to Loseever Everything in ordeytr fight for . And republicans have a tremendous opportunity to righte now fight for the border, be willing to lose it all for the borderg toll. Hav but theyre just they dont have the leadership they gave away all the other leverage. Tyreese it seemed to me like mike jones was opposed lik to i. He got that classified briefing. They changed his mind. What do you think happenedwhatot the same thing always happens. They say one thing to us and they go back and they make deals and this is this. Bed if you do this ford this us, well do this for you because everybody wants to be reelectesd. To your point, when they start actually doing their job, theres a good , chance ifhey won they do it the right way, that they wont win the next election. T inthxtbut they did their job a their country and can move on honorably. Ng thats what its really about. But its theyre only going to do things to get reelected. So give uso ected so a little nn and crannies of hopes and dreams that are going to come truems going, but it ner actually does. But im going to bet that if they if they were to folloe toiv their their passion and follow their their conviction on somethingthin would, it woult rewarding them in the end. Absolutely. They say,heng whereelhing i used to care about the Fourth Amendment, i used to care about the Constitutionamendmd Te but then i got a classified briefing and it changed my mind. That ibriefinge My Mins Insultie and also, i just sortelli of assumed that our Intelligencegencrvices A are jug them pictures of themselves [l hadbad things, and they him. I was the fifth. Yeah. It makes me wonder how muc makes mheg gut theyd have on greg. Fe gutfeld. Up next, hillarys in on the attack. T if youll be in the new yorko area and would like free tickets to seetfeld an gutfeld o to fox news. 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