Yes, it did. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I couldnt agree more. Its friday. So you know what that means. Lets welcome tonights gas. Shes as holy as a southernst o host of fox newsfo sunday. No shannon bream. While are still snoring, hes on air being boring Fox And Friends first costar kyra. Shes petite, not neat appla and refuses to eat. Sh best selling and c author and fox news Contributoor Catherine and hes large in charge and still listens to debarge. New york times besststens totg author, comedian and former nwa world heavyweight. All right. Yeah, maybe. O before we get to some new stories, lets do this. Gregs leftovers. I mean. Yeah, its leftovers wheree di i read the jokes we didnt use this week. It has always. Thits My First Time reading them, so if they , well send sene campuso a colleg wearing a i hate palestinians shirt. That joe biden used. E worlite house correspondents to show the world hes not too o old to be president. 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Me worried a mr. Softy tracking app has the ability to locate every ice cream in nyc and you wont believe the guyanli who createevd it. All right. God to the new. So after spoiled rioters caused distress, someone else cleaned up the mess. So as cops break up encampments e mess ss colleges, werewe a seeing the litter and destruction. The protestersreing the litter. Nuclear now looks like. E a landfill matching the rest. California. Well done, protesters. In just a fe done w days, you dids year what it took the homeless years to accomplish with skis d row. W. Tons of graffiti Cover University buildings, which is the most rioting these students have done all year. The garbag done ale left behindc by people who regularly chastise you oveha r the. Its now like every liberal city. All thats is a boarded upd up walgreens and a blm mansion. Ya now Campus Employees are left cleaning up the mess. Cleaniyoure paying for it. Meanwhile, at portland state, u. Police moved in to break upoccua the occupation of the Campus Library wherticampus le happene] yeah. Wow. A nice shield, sir. Flops a lot. Is i this is what happens when nerdss from The Drama Club their own props. I only hope they saved a few trash cans because theyre going to need them for w their resumes. But thats still not resum as funny a as. This classic moment when they crack. Es that makes 301 times ive watched it. T from here. Straight from new paltz, new york, the schools president pathetically listens as protesters claioolm tents on campus should be allowed because sometimes they have hammockse Ale Generators all thh time. Hants are a problem. I know that isnt our policy. Hammocks are also in the policy thatd forhas been ignore years on end and is used in our marketing campaign. Licy n that were using the policy now, but we havent been using it to thowe nog to te hammocks k it. Okay. The hammocks dont see a permanens dont staret high rs nice out. Armmocksou are out pretty much 24 7. When i see our marketing and social media team very i se for want of time. Thank you for noting it. Thats like saying its okay to kill people because sometimes Hillary Clinton doeslb. But im no fan of hammocks either. The netting makes my bare look like a honey baked ham. We also saw these losers demanding Food Delivery becauses their lives are in danger. Do you want student s to dies of dehydration and starvation or get severely ill . Even die they disagree with you. This is like basic humanitarian aid. Were asking for likthis ie, co. People please have a glass of water . No. They are so used to havingtheyr their demands catered to. They literally now demand catering. Never have people so li who contributed. So little demandettd much. And so this may be the most hilarious protest in history, ti but in this comedy, its easy to forget how hatefutl really are. So lets do some reminding. So l you have an ideologyy that that encourages the execution of and unmarried you want, wewe can say that evil. Its obviousay because it its brutal and it causes suffering. But theres something just evil. And its the intent, the pleasure and the certitude driving those evil acts. Now, we arent seeing these acts on campuse ev, obviously,cp but what you are seeing in those spaceuss, voices are te seeds of them. That certitude, itude, the blind dogma, the impulse for retribution, the spore b an october 7th. Its why you cant equate islamophobia, antisemitism. W and this helps answer whyith the protesters seem so naive,ai yet angry, ignorant but deadlyve. Passionate, but also deeply unwell. They are physicalldey and spiritually sick, but they are operating from the manual of a punitive ideology. And i dont mean islam. I mean another iteration of marxism that simply absorbs new allies. They dont wish to progress, but to punish. Alliesey dontso as we scan the, you see a profound uglinesyos. Its not just the appearances. Its the souls. And no laughing matter here. Shedding shannon in that leather. You look like heavens angele. What . , the you see what they did to the campuses, the graffitigr, sly y obviously, you could paint over, but thats actual destructioovern criminal. D they and they will probably will not be charged for it in. Ll. The taxpayers will foot the bill. As a lawyer, what say you . Shanno and thats shannon. What say you . Well, what i say is its hard for them what y is to expect us to take this seriously when they havent taken it seriously. The planningseriously when t th. And to be fair, maybe b some of them. This is their first revolutione. Has not gone well. Ey theyre putting out demands of, you know, listre punds of. They want vegan meals, they want electrical generators, they wanal gener t zip. What are they going to be doing with that . They also are askingg to for prescription meds. If you did not plan your protest appropriately canns , i dont know why otherme b people are supposed to come bail you out and somail e say what about their resumes . Theyre going to a criminal record. All of those kinds things. I would not hire them because of their ideology or if im an employer, i would say these people cannot handle basic tasks. Yeah, they did not plan thish well. And so for that reason, as an employer wouldnt be intereste inal recd. D hmm. You know, todd, a lot of people dont know, but Thatt Non Were E the protester, mainly against the ban of khakid sas. The country club after both i your nominee had to take a stand. A lot, you were on the fronte lines. I was. Yes, you were the rosaster of t golf cart. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Nod e a st, you know, i just cat with the niners, gave me the handshake. Oh. Ll do you think theyll face any real punishment . Pu . Eyaim to be a lawyerreal kind of. We look, we know they wont. And thats whats so wrong, Becaus Wrong E we have a society right now where there are no consequences, any bad action. , n and that is not how you run a society. Few other observations, greg, that video of them running Videof Themwith the garbage ca. It looks like those individuals much never watched sport before, much less participatediv in one second. Thoss need to give those cop across country huge propsrops because not only you can fight for that, not only not only didd they risk their lives and their safety to go into what clearly was an unknown Situationt Cl for a lot of them, but they literally went into a human septic tan wenk to do so. None of those people showered for days leading up to that. L and finally, my last piece of red meat for the basee of. I thats why here. For those that are vegan, i think the best Punishment Art would be lock him in an roomh with a big, juicy steak, literal red meat for the base. T out before you let you get the car. I figured it out. He figured figured out everybod and only took me three yearson on thi os show. So hes your chairs . . Yeah, 110 . Yo, cat. Thi is it possible that this isnt the worst protest ever . Its jus t that it doesnt have the romantic lens like weve always seen the 60s mil in the seventies through 60 film. Its grainyfilm. Its kind of like its cinematic, but all this stuff is ot al stuffn phones. We see everything but, like,l the pettiness. E thcould it be this protest whe a lot like this all along or. D i cant believe you didnt bring up you chicago. Their list of demandbring upgo oh, yeah. We had on the list dental dams, plan b and hiv tests. Okay, so two things like first of all, the obvious thing is like, what are you guys doing over doin there . I yeah, yeah. D the second thing, though, is they did not asid k. Yeah, because there was no fot in there. Like hiv testhe hiv ts over. You got hiv. Putting the cart before the horse there. Ngright. Right. By the way, where does that shirt from . Where ifrom . I aim selling l kat timpf scarf. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Theres also. Theres mugs as well. Theres mugs as well. Beautiful model. I feel like the boomers, they own all the homes in this country, but theul hand of us can, at least on the shirts and thos e mugs. Os and these are normal size. Se arreall right, heres tyrus. Are you a hammock guy . I backpack. Ill make one out of you and toss. You know, i do. Just agree with mr. Perot on one thing, prince lovers dont need props. They razors . Yeah, they should get razors. They should get some money let in your face. Read meter. I dont. Dont need to beg for it. I can get it iit. E . But yeah, no, theyre not the they are the worst because their commitment is based on camera time. Mmhmm. Because if youre really down to protest, wheres the Hunger Strike . Im sa yeah. You know, im saying, like, to the point where because in the seventiesyi, they diddi Hunger Strikes and they were there to the Point Whereer Stro The Side was like, what do you want . Its day 13. Likee whatu , what do you got . S a its day 20. Gregory went down there a year. Drinking water and stuff. Boy was protesting. Sodrng water whileesting. Theyi committed. Theyre doing it for this because this is the only time shes going to get that much attention. Thats where they ask for stuff. Theyre not really down for anfi of it. And another thing is this. They theyve been given a wonderful solution. The beautiful, Entertainingbi University of iran has offeredfu them all scholarships. I say we all get a gofundmeim together and get them some tickets. Thats how you do it, todd. I didnt have to ask. Ive been served. We mu. All right, we must move on. Can a song the Mile High Keepene Denver from running drr fry . Hiding your fungus damaged toenails yet . 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