Happy tuesday, everybody. Py tuesdall right. So we were supposed have governor kristi noem on the show tonight, but she canceled. Her staff blamed bad weather. Ol we go to some locals fors reaction. But who knows why shenceled canceled, right . When we asked her hown her week had been going. She replied, rough. Maybe it was the bad weather. I heard it was raining Cats And Dogs dogs. I tried to convince them to stay, do our show. And i even told her that my dog gus had all his shots. She replied, not yet. He hasnshott. Oh yeah. She just shoot a dog. She screwed the pooct jush. Oc of course. Nome faces controversy over stories from her new book. Cbs news claims nome is now in the doghouse with maga. But lucky for her, we now know theres plenty room. E is wow. Than plentk you. See the dogs dead and the house is roomier. Its funny. Its li its like o. J. , but we know who the killer is. Yes, exactly. Karine jeanpierre blasted nome for suggesting bidens Dog Commander also be put down. Dow it was a good strategy by nome. Try to get other people to shoot dogs, to blend in. Shes also accused of making up a story of meeting kim jong un. According to sources, kim jong un was upset they didnt since hed already prepared one of his countrys signature dishesee. Oh. Now, theres Speculation Noem has ended her chances as trumps potential vp, ying s but some say shes boosted her chances for another position in governmenthe government. Wow. Critics add that noem has been criticized over using the dog story to sell books. Ok not true, she said. I oh, you know, you coulde sw have done the show, could have done this show were nice people. Everybody teases everybodyever else. We have a good time. Ybody elsed would. You probably would have come off looking a lot better than you do because we would have had fun. But instead chose to run. You boo. O on all right. Onto other news. Famous obese liberal Michael Moore is strongl y students to take over more campusin buildingc. S, asking that they start with the cafeterias first. Kevin spacey, the actor, said, endorsing president ial candidate robert f. Kennedy junior says hd said spacey, you had me at junior. Spacey called rfk a formidable fighter for justice. Also adding that he has an incredible. Wow. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hae e ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Wow. Joe biden is witnessing a 28 decline in black support. The president claims that number is actually zero since he says they are no longer. Stormy daniels took the stand today in the daniels h money trial, though her testimony was marred when she deep throwing the microphone to to swear her in. The bailiff placed her right hand on an old copy of hustler h. Are there an rigy copies . I dont know. And finally, zoo goers in china were shocked to find out that the pandas on display were actually dogs died to look like pandas. Upset customers immediatelyntace contacted someone to rectify the situation. All right, lets do a monologue. You guys are great. So yesterday, politico ran a piece mourning the Death Swagger in journalism. The writer jack shafer, that wounded and limping, doubting its own future. American journalism seems to be losing a quality that carried it through a century and a halfa of trials. Its swagger wounded and the limping. Sounds like theyre describing one of kristi noem dogs. And thats it. Describand but earth to legacyy you stop crying now its over and you lost bigly. Youre less truste ove d than week old tuna salad. Safers point is that journalism become too timid. T but his real purpose seems to be a Call To Action for his his fellow reporters to get tougherterr. So sorry, brian stelter. Cant even do a Girl Push Up St now, schaffer goes on to claim that there are a few approved journalists there with swagger, but apparently its definition of swagge appr is writers who despise half the country. Because, of coursey hi, theyree either left or far left. Eie listele is a bit lik listen to your grandfather reminisce about the crazy days of his youthnireminisc while wa around the old age home with the back of his hospital or i opeh ckn. Or if were talking biden, bid the front. But the article cluelessly proves its own point. If schaffer, a longtime media type new york and d. C. , set out to mourn the death of traditional journalism, ting he just wrote its epitaph. And on that Gravestoneon Of Woud be a story about russiagate. What Traditional Media missed today isnt swagger likebiden joe bidens. Its control. S bowe strangely, all of the Swaggering Typesnot the that shafer cites from The Good Old Days are the characters who would be drummed out of the first newsroom they applied to by people like jack shafer. D im talking about the hard drinking, hard charging, grizzled, hard white dudes who r often abrasive, obnoxious and politically incorrect. Think lee marvin. Dinowith a typewriter, the kind of dinosaurs that founded the country but are now the worlds designated coun lane. En if ben franklin were alive t today, hed be sitting in h. R. ,lectured by a nonbinary karen because no women signed the declaration of independence. But really what schaefers mad about is that the medi. Era are no longer seen as heroes. He write. S, quote, thanksn part in part to a fall in status as well as ever, irrational attacks from politicians like trump. Today Irratis Routinely experience ril ridicule and harassment at Publid Harassc like rallies and demonstrations. True, theyre like kilmeadeschol in high school. So lets get this straight. Sis you, soledad, poor brian, she says. You sold a years long lie on russian collusion. You tried to convinc liee that s laptop that was obviously genuine was fake. Geth fakg the Bogus Lawfare against the leading president ial candidate. Now youre crying Becausee Trum trump doesnt like you, because the rest of us no longer genufleclikee tht. Youre lucky we dont lock up your entire profession on a heco chargnt unloe. But jack does have a point p that todays Main Streameroint are cowards. Heres former cnn reporter abouelle Kosinski Writinaeportex about a dinner she recently attended in florida, which she claims she still haunts her quo. All were at welleducated and successful and careers. They seemed great an the surface for like an hour. But slowly over a few drinks, they began hou to let their true maga natures slip way. Were they polite . Did they pay bill . N do did they not burn down a Police Station . What gave theme stat away . I bet someone called bull don or Legacy Media Elitist conformity. Perhaps it was a little maga swagger. No[ Bleepshonor May Gew see, ita at all. Its that someone has more than them. Trump isnt living in thee media is head. Hes the landlord who keeps raising the rent. Hes like a squatter owned owners cant get rid of because he changed the locksater. Haferi so the main thing Shafer Misses is that the direction of this doom called journalism originated from the mentality of the grad schools, and the group think that He Coddled Scdr the shapers of the world. Really want to see how their hod. E machdegradet to look no further thanin the machine that churned out these clones. These cbut cant say that becae hes one of them, which makes him a bystander to the decline. Youre not some Whistle Blower here, jack. Youre just another cou wa tg ie machine. Then theres this little tell regarding whats i really on ths guys mind. At the end, he adds, no fox news does not swagger. Sorr ny. Have you seen Trace Gallagher . Huughter ]h . Hes like james dean mixed with a dodge charger. But jack felt compelled h to add that part because he knew that that would be the reactione the re that there is , but its coming from all the places he and his buddies hate. So move over, donald. Youve got company in theiovr. In fact, theres plenty of Usth Swaggering around in their tiney brains. Lucky for you, jack, i dont take up much tak space yet. Well, tags. Guess she can do a swan dive into her birdbath. Host of americas newsroom and cohos amerit of the five. Vo and she never shot a dog. Dana perino, auror aa. He never says make yourselfs ma at home because thats not his dumpsterke. The loft is party. Com michael loft. She often gets cranky wheny when stocked by her cousin frankie. Stopped New York Times best sg author and Fox News Contributor kat timp cf ed. Old faithful is his birthday. New york times best selling author, comedian, former nwa World Champion terez dana you for stepping in at the last moment we will be doing kristi noem Book Segmentlast Lar without kristi noem, which going to be amazing. Dana, what do you think about using the word swagger . You were youve been around m the media years. Eir swag do you think they lost their swagger . I was thinking back to the movie. Yes. And thats where you would have the newsroooom and all i the action was in the news. All the president s men. All the president s men. Ye. Presidens. Also, a newsroom was a places that was like cool and fast and everybody Smoking Cigarettes fasd and slamming dw the phone. And they were going after the story and it was cool to be thererre. And now, if you think about that npr story from just a few weeks ago where they one of the journalists, longtime editor there, sends in a note and says, did you notice that 89 of the people that work here are registered democrats . How and nprs is how dare you . But i actually think you looked if you were to do that on all the newsrooms now, thats now yo. Would and theres a reason for the decline is that diversity used to be a strength. Ngth n its not just diversity of ethnicities, diversity of thought. And theyoty of have it. And they hired too many elitist kids from journalism. It watch those movies thinking thats what it would be like. But instead, theyre just tryingd beea to advanceo the progressive agenda. Therefore they have no money. And now there was another stor y today that said biden is in big trouble because a lot of the leftwing news outlets dontn know how to run a business. So theyre running out of money as well. Busitlbusiness rngy their idea g a business is looking on the internet for a story that waslookin already written g and then read jumbling the senses and then printing iht as their own story. You know, michael, as a homelessmichael , by the way, its amazing how you gotl hair that facial hair to grow. Thanks, davo growe for of Thu Treatment that im just in americas Dumpster Waiting for another girl who wants a corn dog. I dont know what that means, dont but i seem to like. Think of i do think that what dana is talking to might have been a myth to begin with. The idea of this swaggeringws newsroom. Maybe it was always this, i dont know, arrogance its. Its been horrible, but now its just being revealed. Thats. Thats. The glorious thing. As legacy media goes down, like i looked at thisa this article today and hes like, journalism is missing something. The thing that got us through for the past centur e and a half. And then hes like, swagger. Youre like, no, you missed it. Missh. Te know the truth is what we need. Legacy media now is, that fat chick at the bar, you know, when you want to talkis her attractive friend, who was the truth, right . You want to talk to theh here truth . Here comes legacy media. God, Cdia You Know Trump Wasludg in russia. Hes collusion with russia. Thats ossia i talk to you. U i dont want to talk to you. I want to talk to the trut lhika overlk there. You know, that laptop honors. That wasnt real. That wasnt real. Okays likei want. M of i want to talk you know how badp that came from a wet mark. That was a bad soa tp. Ou then youre like, could someone just get the fat chick out of here . D no and now thats whats happening with legacy medits happa. E and youre finally being able to go on the internet and get to the thernet and truth all by. That is the most unusual analogy ive ever heard. But you know whats interesting about michael . About michaeeresting is whenl, t fat, he means page 80. Okay. First of all, thats cultural appropriation. How tempting. Thats how ours is up, cannot be trademarked or used to build tough situations and keep fat. Wd yeah. What do you think, tyrusu thin . E i love how he diagnoses everything but the real problem, which is ththinte over the media. Well, listen, i this kills me because apparently he wrote a piece and it was pretty good. So much sooo that i quoted it. He if we could have it up there on the screen for a moment while i whip these. Te and something you wrote, i dont know if you did it dont on purpose. I not, but quote when it comeso it down to it, why dont People Like Us anymore . They never did like. You youre the media. No ones supposed to lik yoyou. Youre supposed to be the one whos just the facts and the truth. And those movies jushe. Nobody liked Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman because they were going to get the truth, not your version. Thats why ur versi the interviewed so souc many sources. And then they would come to the likeor and hes likees, you have enough sources. This story sits until you can figure it out. But i want dont enoug to get it out by 5 00. Then you need to bring me more sources. And brind the Hard Work2 Boxe and apparently 12 boxes of marlboros, they found a waysf to get the source because being a journalist is hard work. And when you start doing it for likes and clicks because even her little dinnean r was like, apparently shes feeling lonely so she needed other to rally around her. And you are so brave for sitting through three courses, a meal with highly educated people who dont3 quarts want tk about how they voted. Yeah. Proud of you. Does. Thatsha literally what shy yeah. You know, and she didnt want to pay and. O oh, and they didnt want to get in debate with me. Why . H meyoure unemployed . Because you couldnt do that. Youre actually the perfect person to have a debate. E your Fire Journalist who doesnt get it. So again, it just goesrnalishe e whole thing. The idea of being liked stm extting your story froa of opposed to going out and doing the work thats problem. B they want to be like they wantke to be famous. They want to they want to interruptd and the crowd inp of interviewing the trump rally, they want to make fun of the lightinlytog or they wane to say, oh, theres really not that many people here sort of just telling the story. Yeah. Kat i believe that you gre always have swaggeg r. K yo i think you have swagger. And i think if jax actually watched this show, he would have to make it make a correctioneo make on his show. Thank you. Shes in shock. I am in shock. I think there shes is a joke here i w somewhere. I know i was waiting for you to say, but waas waitings n. You also didnt shoot a dog. Okay, im out of your eye. Thats true. And im not. Im. Ist im not a journalist either. But if i were, i would be chasing i very huge story. That must be that bad weather. Yeah, thats going to cause she has to miss the show. Its so bad. It must be some real bad weather. She the whole reasonre told shed the dog story, she says, is to show that a leader and she can stand up and handle problems. Handy then why did you run from this show . Yes, because in ordethr to be a leader, you also need to be able to solve the kind of problems that you cant shoooe kindf t. Yes, hold on to me. So few problems in the world where the solution is just a cold blooded assassination. Yeah, thats true. And you know what else she claimen. D in the north korea thing that like im used to dealing with like little useds because i was a pastor and its like, but you ran from this little one. I was like, like sodidnt m im beginning to think she really didnt meet kim jong un. And yeah, and it just alsod the lack of it, that couldnt be greg gutfeld either. Yeah, that former a gutfeld the haunted that tweet, she was shocked there were Republicans O in florida. How do you think youre the most educated at the table okay. Yeah. Yeah. Theres a cowboys in texas. Cowboys in texas. Whats going on . Surfers in california, ly i all right. We must move on. Up next with a judge. Drop the hammer and throf iforne in the slammer when if youll be in the new york area and like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews. Com Slash Gutfeld and click Slash Gutfeld and click on the link to join our studioio ent. 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