Yes. And that. Oh, okay. Happy wednesday, everybody. Okay. Lets get to the jokes. President ial candidate junior claims that a while back, a worm eight part of his brainik came true, which led to memory problems. When reached for comment, the worm wh said. He was just trying to level the playing field. Ying i kid. Thats Somethingel Joe Bidende will never have to worry about. A brain according to stormyg tos daniels testimony yesterday. She donald trump with a forbesto magazine in a secret hoteld rendezvoustr. Steve forbes claims that counts as him having. But Forbes Magazine denies saying its all just a rumor. But hey, were getting it straight from horses mouth. In a related story in court, trump has been holding up one of stormis shoes for good luck due to due a rise in youth crime. The makers of the swiss armya knife are offering a new version without a bladrm e. I know a Swiss Army Knife without. On kn a knife. So nowif were transitioning. Whats a Swiss Army Knife without a knife . Fiure lefs itt tweezers, a nail file, a toothpick. Why not just renamck whee Swisss Bottom of a handbag . You calle armd army knife. S knife is in the name. If you havwiare the namemy k ofe thing in the title, you cant get rid of it. Whats next . Swiss cheeseththing in. What are you going to just sell the holes . The launch of Boeings Starliner spacecraft bound for the international station was scrubbed on monday. Apparently, boeing wants to focus on what it does best, killing whistleblowers, earth, wind and fire. Member Phillip Bailey is 73 today. I dont want to say philip is getting ol bd, but hen wants to change the bands name to earth, wind, fire andts, balance of nature. Citing Consumer Health concerns, Florida Governor ron desantis has signed a ban on lab grown meat. Thats great. Now, where Will Jesse Vacation . After weird interactions with ballplayer caitlyafter wen, a veteran sports columnist, has been banned from attending wnba games. Surprising many as they him to be punished. M to thank you. Thank you. Y and finally, whoopi goldbergwo. Shes done with relationships and all her. Now is strictly hit and run. Well, unless the other guy seesu her first, then its just run. All right. Monologue trump notches a win as libs sit and spin. A federal judge has postponed trumps records trial cla indefinitely. It was supposedssifie to stat later this month. But like my Vacation Plans with kristi noem, that aintaint happening. You remembe r that case . The sham trial stemming from the Classified Records Investigation cooked up by jackm smith. The trial should have started may 20th, but duite to the myrid and interconnected pretrial issues, judge Aileen Cannon put the whole thing on hold. Translate that case is imploding faster than my implants went scuba divingen. And that would happen. It would . Yeah. And our instincts as to why are correct, the judges decision to postpone the trial comes s just days after jack smiths own prosecutors admitted. S that evidence was rearranged after the fbis raid on mar a lago back in august 2022 said the feds, quote, there are some boxes where t som the r of items within that box is not the same as in the associated scanne withid. The government acknowledges that this is inconsistent with what Government Counsel previously understood and represented to the courtusl thats a lot of words for saying wr e are even former obaa attorney general eric holder admits the whole process has and simply not been on the up and up. And thats coming from a Democrat Ung From A Demo Who W howard spraguear. And heres a revelation. Atiothe infamous Crime Scene Pho of the raid may be doctored than joe bidens education. What i think about it. They admitted as much in recent court filing. Remember, its the picture the Liberal Media Shovedg reme n our throats. All the classified papers laid out neatly on the beautifut laie drab carpeting. Documents labeled top secretetih with distinct classification levels showing just how evil and Connivinision Leveing the Bg Orange Godzilla really was. Dashboard set top secret material. E the only thing is those papers labeled top secret were cover sheets. They simply slapped on there for the photo op. Ly slappthertop secret cover sh. What is this . T. Smar hey, guys. We dont want people to read this better put top secret on it. Yeah. While were at it, be sureon it. To put dont peek. Awesome toy inside on your Kids Christmas gifts. As julie kelly with the classified was first to report, the Court Filings conclusively demonstrateemonstra that the government used cover coeets to deceive the public as well as the court. The photo was a stuno wat and o that adds more fuel to this dumpster Dumpster Fire case. Th ir true, it was more stagedn than a kill me book signingin in the stands. So once again, its team biden lying to the American People to imprisog n b his chief rival, because if you cant beat him, put him behind bars. You but of course, theres nl fooling. The new york times, they published this piece justl days after the raid. Quote, how the picture of top secret at mar a lago cameo about. Yeah, it was jusant one of the dozens of left wing headlines touting the authenticity of a phototiciy that was about as legitimate as those pills. I ordereout otd canada. I actually got shorter now. I didnt go to law, but i know Evidence Tampering what i see ats how i framedtamperin o. Bout time. Yes. Of course. As predicted, the trump dependent media is melting down over the trials indefinite delay. Its crazy. Its crazy. A 12 year old then went with her mother to take a kid sayio court day as a lawyer, somebody would have come up with a better ruling that shes come up with. Its bizarre. I guess shes either ill equipped, extraordinarily ill equipped, or she just doesnt care what the world thinks of her. Shes right now looking like everything shes doing, shes doing to help donald trump. Nog sheel forbid theres some y right there at the end. Hes nod Tribbee Hot Mad Eyer the alleged tampering. Hes mad that the defendant may be helped by the ruling. Now, a normal person would be outraged that the Governmen T May be framing an american citizen. But in joes mind, the outraget is that this citizen might get justice. Piece of advice,ages this joe. You start rooting for the law to get a get away with bad thingy wis. You might be the bad guy. Morning joe has now becomemo the bonnie and clyderninme of insufferable dip. So while that florida trial is put on ice, The Hush Moneyscu Trial in new york took its scheduled weekly Break Todayle R so what are all the players up to . Well, Stormy Daniels tookk th the day off to hit the beach. Some beautiful horses emerged. Au ti and heres what theou j judge wauss to. How well, how. Well, yeah. Meanwhile, heres trump. See, it seems nothing can get orange godzilla down. Cockamamie crime. Every faux felony, every trumped up charg e. Ile bi meanwhile, bidens being hidden in a crate by the ark of the covenantden a a, but its all sg to unravel. Just like the plot. A st a Stormy Daniels movie. Why would there be four Pizza Delivery guys . So you notice a trend here. They told us the laptop fake, but this photo was real. They told us Spyingt Li The Trumps was fake, but Russian Collusion was real. They tolttinghe fd us inflations fake, but those job numbers were real. How comey to lies only go one wy to help one guy and hurt the other . And were supposed to be too dumb to notice . Well, maybe if youre mornin e ifg joe, lets welcome guess. Hey. So one guess we couldnt pass over host of the Ben Shapiriro show. Ben shapiro. He looks like he spends a lot tm of time in police lineups. Comedian jim glory, her exes say shes the one that got awa y with their silverware. New york times Best Selling Author and fox news contributo r and his crocs are actual crocodiles. New york times Best Selling Author, comedian fod former nwa World Champion rmtyrus. Ben, welcome to the show. I think people forget that you k actually are a lawyer like not only are wildly successfula podcaster, what do you graduate law school . 27. Yeah. How old were you . I was 23. Yeah. So. Well, you beat me by a couple of years. A i didnt go to law school in case you didnt get that joke. All righi t. What do you make of these developments in the last day . The Th Oe Develoe the delayed ca and what whats going down story . Stormy daniels . At the , with the delay case, i havent seen democrats this upset about delay since se was bidens drug dealer late. But but, i mean, the case is a mess. They have to hash out all Ofs Ic The Classified materials, w what they can actually see, what anyone is allowed to see. Al, perfectanlay makeshay is sense. Usually its the defendant whos the one demanding a speedy trial. Wh when it turns out that he is not, in fact, demanding a speedy trial, then that doesntenrnr hes as much a concern for the court. Obviously, donald trump wants this thing pushed beyond the electionnald trus push. H hes had a really good week in court, despite the fact Gr CsobviouslyStormy Daniel was testifying about all sorts of unpleasant things. Right, exactlt she way. Nothing, nothing from that Stormy Daniels testimony was that interesting. G nothi t. I mean, like separate bedrooms. Who doesnt do that, jim, huh . Of course. I mean, thats why my marriage is in work, i guess. Yes, i know. First of all, the government with these documents, theyre basically theyre basically use propths. K right. E if you think about it, thats how desperate they are. Thats like a comedian. When a comedian isnt getting laughs, then he resorts to props to get laughs. Toyou so basically, like the hed of the fbi is carrot top. Dare you besmirch character . My character. S th but im saying actually you use props. Yes. Thats how bad they are. Yes,o bad t th but cant if they fake the photo the Old Fashioned way to use a i. Yeah. You know, they actually printed it out and put it around the document. Yeah. Why do you why. Thatnt understand. I think that says top secret and you put it, i mean serious silly. That would just make everybody look at it. You kind of answer your own question there. Gutfeld its made tv. Yeah. This whole thing is made for tv. Theyre not interested. L actual they wanted everyone to see a picture of top secretda. This is all the evidence we have. Just like the core thing isnt co we stilletual d arent sure what hes tried with. You know im saying i didntesn pass bar, but you better tell me what i mean before i show up in court. Im not showin butg until i knoo exactly what im being charged with. I mean, any of those surprisesm. And so thats whats going on right now. But its all for what the nameg for wha. Yeah. Convicted felon. Its the trial. The its for the media. T all these investigations are for the media. Theyre theyhem need a well,d to thats not good enough. We need the people need to see top secret see they need to see rush and its all for the media because theyre not going to win in thwie debates, stan, because there will be no debate. Because why would the president Besmirch Iden is were using t that word so freely today, besmirch the name of the bid president by doing what . Debating a what . Convicted felon. So this is all part of the thing. This is all the media. The only problem is, is that someone ha e tos to start writing a script for joe scarborough. He is horrible at his job. Hes so bad like that that, you know, its like a 12its lik year old. Then why does that pop in your mind first, joe . Thereiss some other questions t should be asking. You know, kat, what did you gain from this . I youll remind me the top secret thing at that time that you put private on your m. Likepu dream j and i read it anyway. You did. Weren but once you realized you werent in it, you were devastated. Yes,t devasta i. Because this actually taught something. Welld , actually, that reminded me of something that ive always known. And itmething lways kn actuallyd in me from a very young age, which is never, ever leth is the fbi come between you and t the ones you love. If one other person was raised a similar way. So but because this is more than just whats going on ine courthant, right . Ntry w this is also whats going on in this country where this thinghs this photo. Were tearing people apart where if you dont look loo at this, how could you still vote this way or support person . And then you have the other person becomes irredeemable to you. 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