Greg yes, yes. All right we will have a show than i guess. Happy wednesday lets get started earlier this morning biden agreed to a pair of debates with former President Trump he listed to mans like no Live Audience thirdparty candidates and visiting angels on standby but no live crowd i guess he wanted in audience of his peers not only did trump agree to the debates but wanting a third 1 on fox. Meanwhile President Biden had an odd moment in a gala listen to this. Standup kid i like that address let them see you again let them see your Gallon Hearers who he was talking to. [ laughter ] and that wasnt the weirdest thing watch this they will not do what they finally got done and then what we finally got done and make up for it. They want to give power back to big pharma. Joe be careful what you say about big You Neil Knead Them for the predebate adrenaline shot. Eric adams suggests migrants can help the Lifeguard Shortage being excellent swimmers theyd also be great surgeons because they are good with knives border Wall Construction in Texas Saving Money by using scaffolding previously employed by nancy below seasonal face. National Nylon Stocking day but many new yorkers already celebrating. Gail kim is making her swimsuit debut in a onepiece bathing suit also Randy Weingarten and elephant man. Rachel maddow mocked trump alloys for addressing uniformly like trump this from a person and the 148 Westminster Kennel Club dog show was yesterday and this got best in show did you see it i havent seen that much grooming since his pool party. Our entertainment realizing the dreaded virus could come back Dreaming Covid bird flu know its at that orange or discouraged donald trump i can help out for a sunday drive as the tantrum has commenced and like toe fungus its getting ugly there coming apart like just use it weave on a rainy day while these hollywood celebs demand to replace a beer a dear with an emotionally supportive peacock they learned yet again in real life they right their own script and a right now theres a new director in town and it looks like hes getting the final cut. Exhibit a robert to near playing the same Angry Uncle On Hemorrhoids for the past decade went on the view saying trump will end the country as we know it. I dont understand where you people are not taking him seriously because you read about it historically in other countries that didnt take the people seriously with hitler and mussolini if he gets elected it will change the country for everybody and they might think will make their life better excuse my french they just want to. [ bleeps ] with the rest of the country. Greg that wasnt french by the way. But he knows so much about history and yet this poor old man doesnt know that trump gave up power when he lost. No wonder bobby went into acting reality isnt his forte but fantasy is. When i think of keen political insight i totally go to Robert De Niro ranting to 5 rigid dingbats those people or support him with anger and hate thats what hes about i dont understand how him and Rosie Odonnell got along back in the day. I seem meanspirited thinking as he just wants to. [ bleeps ] with us is country should be. [ bleeps ] america. Greg its amazing hes still thinking of Rosie Odonnell is that the cause of concern and aging has been desperate to stay relevant im talking de niro because i didnt say fat. Imagine if he was on the election it would be over all the things he says because people are now on to him where he projects what hes saying. Its what he wants what he envisions to world to be which is chaos and craziness. Total craziness. Greg will someone show rob a doll and point to the place trump hurt him. We will have civil strife under Joe Biden Jews cant go to class and illegals are attacking cops and getting away with it its amazing how the nut is focused on things that hasnt happened compared to things that have. Here are things that you dont get upset about, rising crime violence against women jews and kids, illegal immigration, fentanyl, inflation perhaps because they happen in reality and thats not his turf so his Mental Shelf Space takes up a hypothetical calamity and old sleights no wonder he hasnt made a decent movie in decades in his mind jodie foster is still a hot 13yearold. So well Robert De Niro rants they are far more concerned with job safety and Border Security not trumps personality. Americans are more interested in putting food on the table or in the views case how to put more food on the table the fact is Robert De Niros scared like hollywood because they no longer control the narrative the average american doesnt buy what theyre selling theyve learned they learned they arent special special i could told the kindergartners a graduation and its making them impervious to their own behavior sounding crazy to everybody but themselves. Donald trump was so aware of everythings faces doing leaves his face with his eyes closed and tortured elderly shapes when he drifts off into his closed eyes space is map shifting from its preferred scowl to the look of A Collapsing Old building the mouth loses all shape unrecognizable by the wrinkled curves they take under those closed eyes the old man theyre sitting in the defendants chair had tilted back to the right eyes closed it looked like a trial at a nursing home. Is found like that during lunch he would be immediately checked for signs of life nothing but your viewers larry. Half of them died while you are talking just now. And this is from a guy who is 5 years younger than trump but thats insanity cant see it when you are in it thats why they look crazy but we dont why is that . Perhaps because we have lives outside politics and lives outside of trump and they dont and their irrationality only persuade stopes prone to irrationality which explains why normal men flea of the party like a live so kissing booth. Which brings us to sunny ostend the hottest member of the view since Barbara Walters died. [ laughter ] here is her analysis of trump in the courtroom. I was in the courtroom again yesterday he appeared orange in an unnatural way id never seen anybody that orange he is not a sleep enraged thats way i think hes so orange because its red underneath i saw him during the cohen testimony going like this they said here theyre sleeping and there he went. That is whats happening he does that when he is sleeping. Joys playing dead so you wont eat them as abc sent her to the trial is all they got out of it is he is orange. How deep as we seen Smarter Heads and golf clubs only focusing on trump skin color apple doesnt fall far from the slaveholders 3. Is that their grandfathers i guess as these facts are falling apart like Bette Midlers vibrator from years of overuse. Look black and decker just doesnt make them like they used to. They are unhinged because trump shattered their Narrative Painting him as a village in their story, the story in which they are the heroes they thought the third act was over and credits were rolling they were vanquished as our hero rides off to the sunset not accounting for trumps popularity among average americans those working for a living its a plot twist they didnt see coming thats why the understand how they hate you because a guy who gets you is elected president of their country then they werent really that special to begin with worthy. You ignored them in 2016 forcing them to Take A Look In The Mirror which is terrifying when their industry is based on looks. Lets welcome tonights guests. Is comedy as clean as the white sheets at the rally, tom as hot as her kids when she leaves them in a Parked Car Fox News Anchor julie banderas. Shes like a pin yada whenever at Birthday Parties children want to hit her with the bats. New york times bestselling contributor kat timpf. And his fans are like a lovely spring day right in 72. Comedian and former Nwa World Heavyweight champion tyrus as a White Supremacist with major anger Management Issues can you relate to the anger they are expressing you see him and he doesnt seem that bright and you know he is because we need they see the their movies it takes a certain amount of intelligence to be an actor but it doesnt mean you are smart in other areas. Obviously he has lost the plot and i dont understand he went to hitler and mussolini but i want to hear the ways hes like hitler, he is not like hitler. Hitler love toward trump 8 swore hitler blamed everything on the jews i dont think trump does. Hitler had a cute little mustache trump doesnt have that greg which was a Charlie Chaplin mustache who is an actor [ laughter ] and the idea he wont leave like hes not going to leave but he left before dont they know he was president hes been in florida the past 4 years and we approve the left because he packed those boxes right you dont pat boxes if you are planning to leave so he obviously made a plan. And its funny because when you are in this insanity whether temporary or not you lose all selfawareness so he doesnt understand how irrational hes become. Not at all but what i think what i most critical of is the fact that women on the view did nothing to counter this its a onesided argument no balance whatsoever its irresponsible but not shocking abc lets ago on air they knew he would come on a war mission and they knew they werent armed thats a whole thing it goes to show this is what you get when you watch Mainstream Media you dont get pushback and of course hes going to come on their and talk about how trump says these angry things so calling Him Mussolini and hitler is like a kind thing like, hey, buddy you remind Me Of The Jew KillerHave A Nice Day what the hell is that is that supposed to not be hateful. Spilling people might go maybe hitler was a bad guy because everybody gets compared to him. You know when people grab clips of us and they put it online and say we are wrong we might be wrong but we dont look or sound crazy because we are having fun ways it when you see these people and they are nuts. First of all bette midler im sorry but there is 0 chance she cannot afford to buy as many vibrators as she wants. Greg sheep spotting more. National treasure dont besmirch her name shes my daughters favorite which on that halloween thing beneath my wings, to get together greg. Greg if she wanted to her vibrators could have vibrators. Anyway now that i got that very important point out of the way i think maybe they only hang out with each other and people who agree with them and have this view because they dont understand theres a range of views not just people who think like they do in people who were at january 6 right there is a whole different range of people. Therapy blue thought generates 6 was bad but dont think about it all day long they think about other stuff that affects the more in their daily lives some people dont even like trump other like things are expensive and now thats affecting me so when all of this super impassioned almost trying to outdo each other and its getting harder because theyve gone so far already it gets harder but they are trying to outdo each other with how hard they are going to go and i dont know if they exposed themselves to people who think differently on that spectrum they dont see how it looks other people he might think differently. Greg they are in their own bubble but tyrus its weird because we are in a bubble but we stick our heads out of the bubble and the look. I always think we can tell when were being silly or of noxious i dont think they can tell whats going on. Because its personal for them and it isnt for us we tell some jokes give our thoughts and opinions and we go home to people he dont care about our thoughts at all. Normal people when i walk in my door and like who wants to hear about know im supposed to take the trash out which 1 get spanked, no 1 cares is like a segment 4 of nervous. Its emotional when you are emotionally you cant handle things thats why scarborough falls apart maybes its a good time for somebody to lien and tell you your Bed It Improv stop saying trump is like because theres no followthrough its personal for them and they texted you today on the 5 was telling you the fixes on when you have 30 takes to say make my day you are not going to debate me is like the gallon. Thats not debating like listen i feel like you need the Black Point Of View when courts are. [ bleeps ] up and the Prosecutor Plans things ahead of time or they suddenly announce addict date they are willing to do its because youre busy on the 27th i feel they feel its going the way they want because its personal. You might be busy on these days. If you can stomach when you see this tonight there will be 47 cuts of them saying this. Greg we have to move on Toil Debate Stage is set but Will Biden Forget Rel [ cheers and applause ] were here with Chris Counahan of our local leaffilter. So chris, tell us how leaffilter is different from every other gutter protection on the market. With leaffilters, patented filter technology, there are no gaps, no openings, no place for debris to get in at all. And we install leaffilter on your existing gutters. Its a permanent solution. Youll never have to climb a ladder to clean out your gutters again. Thats amazing, chris. Tell me about the process. Simple and easy. Just give us a call, set up an appointment. 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Because were moving forward with everybody. Shell. Powering progress. Greg can joe seal his fate by agreeing to debates. He said he would debate donald trump twice and promises to be alive for at least 1 of them so assuming he continues to cheat to death there will be a debate in june earliest headtohead debate earlier and september before early voting starts. And older joe made the announcement on twitter. Trump lost twice to me and to any 20 since then hasnt shown a debate now is ask ding like he wants to debate me again well make my date pal ill even do it twice lets pick the dates donald i hear you are free on wednesdays. Greg move over dirty harry and meets a dirty diaper. That was biden throwing down the gauntlet when usually the only thing joe froze down as a towel to mock puppet is accidents the real story how many times they splice to joes video together in order to get a single thought Rachel Levine makes less cuts while shaving her beard. Play again. Donald trump lost twice to me into a 20 since then he hasnt shown up for debate now hes acting like he wants to debate me again well make my day pal leave and do it twice. Pick the dates donald here you are free on wednesdays 5 cuts to get a 132nd video i guess of the edited out all the times he lost constance, crapped himself and flatlined. Trump agreed to the debate saying im ready to go anywhere anytime anyplace. I will provide my own transportation. Donald the weather guy. Providing his own Transportation Smart you dont want to rely on democrats to get you there you will end up in the lake. I know terrible right so whats joe to say . Lets do this here we go here we go. Why do i say that number twice. Now he acts like he wants to debate me again point to yourself so they know youre talking about you. He wants to debate me again my powers activated go ahead make my day pal can i tell the corn pops story here. Im singing in the rain ill even do it twice lets get to the debates lets pick the dates lets pick the dates of the debates donald. [ cheers and applause ] greg i dont believe conspiracies you believe this was actually happening as a being pushed to be withdrawn. I dont know what your question was you think this is real as thats a perfect impersonation that and joe biden as how they watch these clips you know they watch the show and the brilliant fact is bidens like lets go man with these 2 debates. They are being held by cnn and abc who just said Robert De Niro on their slamming trump and they are responsible for delivering the voters a proper bipartisan questionnaire to these candidates and get fair questions out there. Greg jake tapper and dana bash definitely objective holy crap. Kat ill save the conspiracy questions later what do you make of the edits. Its wild but i also think republicans might be playing this badly