All right. Yes, yes, i know. I know. I would feel the same way if i were you. All right, lets get started. According to storm. Get stard. Y daniels husband, the couple will leave the united states. Trump wins the trial. So wait a second. She has a husband. Upplen thats like Finding Outes the easter bunny has syphilis. Oh, my god. What if somebody have syphilis in here . Im sorry i offended you. And get this. Her husbands a star, too. I wonder, do they talk shop at home . I bet he complains when he doesnt have. A hard day at work. Wow. Im not jim gaffigan. This is going to be is it goingy to be clean comedy . So theyre actually going to be leaving the united states,he which means stormy is going to enter another country as Opposedited Stamean to anotht entering her. Sorry. Odonn Rosie Odonnell reportedly sent a text to Michael Cohen , breathe, relax, tell, tell the truth. Thu got. I love you. Ate thats the same advice she gives herself when strapping on the feed bag. 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Authorities say despite findinga the herd, theyre still on the Lookout Fory Despfinding five others. Note to self they like the fat jokes. They hat note toe. There goes my joke about Michael Moore himself. All right. Newly released video Captured Wild Bull Attacking Bystandersl at a Popular Losattack cabos beg its the most terrifying thing tourists have seen at a beacseenh since this. All right. Were going to do a monologue. So unlike joe, it appears the debates are alive. Yes, biden and trump aretrum actually planning to stand on the same stagp are actue ande each other. Joe told us about ie agait at second video that had more cuts than the rest of a depressed goth tale. Now watch. D trum p donald trump lost two debates to me in 2020. Since then, he hadnt showto mie debate. Now hes acting like he wants to debate me again or makee wano my pal. Ill even do it twice. So lets pick the dates, he donald. I hear your three on wednesdays. Make my dad y. G the only thing that makes joes day is taking a in under 20 minuteshoat. Unde hilariously, the Biden Campaign is claiming he didnt mince words. Listen. The president himself did not minc min. Nt himsee words, right . D he he said that he beat donald trump twice in 2020. Trump hasnt debated since. The president is happy to debate. Since. Appy to do twice. Twi didnt mince words. Cet mi nce they were literally mincedn in that video. Words one more chop that dr. Jill sliced steamed bananas. Sh she feeds him every morning. But whrning. O needs the ability to form sentences at a debate. Right. Especially without the Teleprompterut Odid they, tr when to pause, repeat the word and not his pantomg him wes. Say what you want about trump, but he has no problem talking. Hes the only guy. Stormy daniels said, made] hi her ears sore. Ears s but with bidenor, they need to slice and dice. Ce. In fact, we got her hands on the original version of that video. Check it out. Hey, lets doe the segment. Come on. Come on. To debate. Ebatves in 1920es, donald trump lost two debates to me in 1920. That was century2 de. Donald trump loves to to where i care diagonally pretty 0 sneaky since he downser what happened to Him H 2020 Sine then and shown up for a debate. Now exactly what he said to me. Now he wants to know. Exactly. He wants to debate me agaiagain well, make my day, pal. Ill leave right now. But were going to do twice. Oh, debate will maket o my day. You know, he said that he . Would be cleared by bill clinton. Im not afraid. Air. N Behi I Toondk Him down behind the shoe. Lets fix the digital. Bates donald. Lets pick the dates there. Base for the day today. R you feel wednesday. What does that mean . And for meony , somethings in e water at fox. Anyway, for those of us without dementiaanyway, joe set and demand for debate is a big surprise since earlier dismissedgnmpaign the idea. Im not going to debate a criminal. He croaked. The last time i saw one like that, Brian Stelter forgot halfe his at the Burger King Drive thru. So why the chang drivethe of heart and not the monthly one when they replace all of joes organs . Our friend vivek thinks its a setup. Keep an eye on the details of how all this comes together. You dont often see a sudden 180 like this unless theres more to the story. If tha well, if that sounds paranoid, wait till i tell you how jfkwai. Killed lee harvey oswald. Biden demanding also that there be no audience. No audience, which, granted is something joe is used to usually winning usuallysometl hes in a room with more than three people. Its on a gurney as nurses scream, dont walk intoea the light. But i guess the audience is banned because theres nothing than a president ialg sc candidate who can relate to the. People. Still, our old pal Chris Wallace thinks its a stilpawallac because you people are such a pain in the neck. I alway sa pains that the aue was a pain in the neck. You know, some people are sayings well, thats goingr to hurt trump because he plays to a crowd. I think its overstaume hey ted, the advantage that it gives either one of them, i dont think either of them are reallry paying much attention to it. To in think it removes a unnecessary distraction. Okay. So its the audience that risks distraction, something Chris Neves Audiencer to worry t cnn. Plus, his audience consisted of the cameramen in the studio and the ghost. His disappointed father, the. Im sorry. Of course, if trump had made this demand, he would have Beenf Accused of suppressing the will of the people, democracy and free speech. Anothesuppree or by demand, of. No rfk jr. J i get it. Unior. A guy who sounds like Katharine Hepburn sounding more coherent than you ever could. And the mikes must be muted after her allotted time. This way. Gh joke and away at will. Of cours e they want to minimize joes damage. Im surprised they didnt add and no candidate eitheizehi and yet the media is cool with this especially since joe got to pick his teammates otherwise known as hosts Jake Te Tapper and dana bash. Tapper and Bash Soundsr Tish A Terrible british breakfast or Cagney And Lacey with less testosterone. So those the two unbiased journalists, the Trump Presidency is coming to an end. For tens of of our fellow americans, their Long National is over insults, invective and outright lies. Hat thats what we heard fromwe f trnald trump in iowa thisro weekend. Um the t rhetoric of adolf hitler is once alive and well, thise an time given life by formert aero president and current republican president ial frontrunner donald trump. As he was talkingbiidential,s trying to reach out to some Senior Republicans to ask when the is going to happen. This isnt just dangerous. Its nonsensical. Under my voice, you hear isntvc repeating his antiimmigrant rhetoric. Wowe yo. Talk about fair. Theyre going to be as objective as Chris Christie b at a lard tasting. Meanwhile, some of the media seem to have already known mean to debate almost immediately after bidens video dropped. Politicotomost imm details theig on the debates. Quote, senior advisers felt that they could not skip them as the Reelection Campaign has been positioning itselas tf as e one pushing for democracy and transparency. Moreoverpushing for de, would fe that biden wasnt up to the rigors of the job itself f. E so how did political know ahead of time . I guess the vc was right. The fix is in because biden is losing the court arent working. Every time trump shows up in court, his approval go up. Prl love him or hate him, hes got r that thing that attracts viewers. Some people have it and some people dont i. But perhaps theres other tricks in the works, maybe a big new hoax that will appear that lets Joe Back Out B on the basis of we cant debate this man. A conviction, perhaps, of that might give him the excuse that we cant debate a felon. So the stage t cant isnt set a a debate. Its set for something else. If this werete et cete a fair f, biden would be quaking in his pampert s. Look, theyre already interfering with elections right in fronttheyre ing with m court cases. Imagine what theyre doing behind our backsagin at t without the courtesy of a reach around. Youre a, so dont hold your breath. A fair fight. Thats not part of the democrat playbook. T partthat stage could have a tp door installed for trump. And something worse installedu n for you and me. Letsd welcome pat get herra wages so salty Pretzel Makers want a bag . Go set out numberedng emily cabana. He makes more random noises in a 19th three lebaron. Actor comedian jim breuer is tied up by one seated on olive oil with herye onc New York Timese Selling Authk and Fox News Contributor catnip and a dump truck is his toilet. New york times best deli. Whether it is at the yeak times. All right, emily, what do you make of this sudden decision to debate what Liss The Real Story Companion . Well, the first thought that went my mind was that this is a coup. Totally, because otherwise, why else tha would they serve up the crypt keeper and actually think that he would carry the flag creekr an . I and then i thought to myself that this is their manufactured answer t to the fact that thect media and americans have been calling for debate. This enables andricans to say ni he said he would. He said he would do to right it. Shut would. E grou the groundswell of people that were saying im sorry that the sittingll o president h able to actually debate another candidate on policouy. However, every bone in my body does not think its actually going to happey don. I agree with you wholeheartedly. This is like the scene is l when the king. Y the hideous one. Yes. The shanked shanked. Yep. Shanked. The attractive one. Yes. And gladiator. Thank you. Tor russell crowe. And the whole point is,th knowicans wantanel a fight. No one is cheering for someone getting beaten up and murdered while their hands are tied behind their back. E thei but this manufactured dee is exactly that. No audience . Ex, no mix, no this. And then the media is going to carry with it. And. Th. We oh , he totally won. E di if it does happen, they would say this. Look at how biden shotdn 1 him trump and this and this. Like they will create the mirage. But at the end they w the day, too, i think everything he does is beneath the office of the presidency. But more so than his crowingcy and his glee at a former but president that is facing criminal charges and him saying free on wednesdays. Give that tshirt, your son. You know, emilyr , one piece of advice when youre goin gure u to in a film analogy, try to learn the characterssim ana i mean, thats all there. Thats like, oh, thats all i got from that gym. Jim. Hes an expert in strange noises. Can you make a noise in strang . Describes what the debate might be likte. A l a lot of that. Yeah. Ot yeah. So tells me, like he acts mentally. Somewhere along the line is i have the bait. Am and so he said it. And then his team was like, oh a ,every timyie i jump out about it, its like me saying, its, i id go around. Would tyler yeah, i can take ill fight him one day. So is that. Oh, no, its on record. L okay, wellalrigh, all right. But he cant use his arms, right . Right. Yeah. And i did the chair right and i get to. Yeah, i get the firstnches. Ten punches. Yes. You would still lose this gu u would y. Definitely lose. Have you seen his feet . His feet could kill you. I use a dump truck for a 20t. I did not write that one. Oh, you know what . O that was one of the fewpoop jokes i didnt write. I thought that one was beneathle me. Looks like many jokes. Cats my all right. Do you think that this is real . Whats goingdeis. I dont trust the democrats. I mean, theyre doing lawfare right now. What is going on . Yeah, its. Its hard. Say, i really hope it happens, though. Yeah, because i want to see it. , you know, because i dont really watch sports. No, you dont. So the debates are the one time where i feel like kind of probably how sports feel, you know, like watching it and other people are weighing in. Its got their takes about the things. I hostly Thiy Thinkstl the rules that they wouldnt really hurt trump that much because it is i do thinkeone its actually tough to debate someone like biden. I think its tough to asydenk the hard questions of someone who looks like the only question you should be askine whg him is do you need a ride to the hospital . I so anything that can be set up to make it look nicer him that thats almost because its so easy to look like youre bullying the guy. Yeao easyh im going to quote i think im going to quote myself when i said a that bidens biggest strength is his weakness. Thats. Yes. Which ive biggesth is said mul. You know, i said it last night. Okay. O my welcome to my life. American title. All right, tyras we talkedth about this in the green room. We kind of like broke. It was about. So Michael Cohen claims, that there was a phone e called trump about stormy. And now they find out that it was actually a prank. Wh trumt storyeah, a 14 year ok called him. I dont know how many of catchn a predator. I heard that on because a p year old calling you up going, he is your Refrigerator Running . Well, yes, it is. Well go Catchor Runni . It. Click. Yeah. Fbi, theres a 14 year old teasing mees yearol. No, thats noty why you call the fbi when a 14 year old is on the other end of the phone line . I was trumps. He calls you dont call over a crank call. Listen, im retired bodyguardma when you cal rl us. Yes, its the fixer situation. Like, what do i do . Theres that great scene inen godfather two. Thats the bodyguard. Like, look, no ones gonna kno w their. No ones going to forget him one day we asked you a favor. You only call for help whe nep you up. So its discussed. Up. I mean, this guy cant get anytg worse. But whats more disgusting to me is the fact that youuy cad the Mitigated Gaul on this show to save vivek. Yeah. How its been dropped. The big story its been back ive been. T gi i dont give a damn mr. Vev ive been saying this since one that theres no debate. The fact that he even said the we even know whos president. Ve you have they had their little little partiesve ah to say whos going to beea president and represens tot, prn and the vp. No, he just randomlyt . Dropped june 27th. Lets have a fight. Oh, and jfk cant becauseul you know what . No matter what, he could have made it or jfk, made what. Only fair and im so mad kfc jr but he could have that guy can make it yeah so why cant other guy be there. Yeah no its a great were good. I told you hes theres no debate break ps no debate. 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