I am jimmy failla and this is fox news saturday night. In. we are living in new york city, a lot of celebrity settings these days. Nothing to do with the weather that didn't hide until he did a list and come out. Welcome to fox news saturday night. [laughter] a full wrap up as well as magic johnson's endorsement of kamala harris it wouldn't surprise me, kamala is not known as a sports person although she did chase loose balls in the 90s. Tonight's panel features canadian and a drunk. [laughter] let's meet the drunk. Stop it right now. [laughter] congresswoman from florida. [laughter] philadelphia radio got on the legendary phd, a station, my show joining us monday. [laughter] your normally great for ratings but most fans other tvs. [laughter] good seeing you. Superstar comedian who proves it's possible for a guy to look handsome and homeless. [laughter] this is a real thing. Welcome to the show. We were having this discussion earlier, you have amazing energy where your smile reminds me of a teen. I set a liquor store trying to get an adult to buy you blues but the other half of you looks like the adult. [laughter] is for you the american people, literature the time for comedy. An assassination attempt in the national disaster of decline and begin with a national disaster so here you go. [laughter] got in the ring to the night and i often vance looks like he's playing donald trump junior in a lifetime movie but after the debate he looks like a president of the benefits, walz look like the president of fantasy football league lay with every email. [laughter] to follow up, the question was, can you explain the discrepancy? mimic other that summer and misspoke so that's what i said. I was in hong kong china during the protest and from that, i learned a lot what needed. Tim was that better job of answering questions from the highway patrol. [laughter] he had the hiccups for those questions. [laughter] can i do is say, to look sober, was he successful by that metric? it reminded me of the 40yearold virgin. I was expecting kelly clarkson at any moment. [laughter] you say he was wax before the debate. Maybe. [laughter] turns out it was his coke in the white house. [laughter] explained way to lie about the accident, the dates wrong as it was the taliban. I saw jfk get shot in 20 years later he met the oliver stone will be. [laughter] , knucklehead sometimes. [laughter] don't you want a knucklehead? but knucklehead 2024 but that was the amazing part, because they will have followed question, he thought was clear like you thought it was an acceptable answer and midwest are goofy dad, i'm a knuck knucklehead. It is not a sitcom, nobody wants a knucklehead. Anyone can make that mistake. [laughter] i was in new york for 9/11 1994 black you are used to world leaders embarrassing themselves. [laughter] because this is justin trudeau puts on blackface for following. [laughter] my workday month and halloween. [laughter] it matters now advanced wound up on the right side this week you got walz of the deer in headlights think. Look quickly ring your doorbell tell you he ran over your dog. [laughter] 's really bad, and. Looks like he feels bad the. Better than what is the known did your dog. [laughter] the news wasn't all that as she did pick up the magic endorsement and the backing of servers are megan rubino shown. [laughter] we'll get to that later because the man in the league be the boss returned to butler pennsylvania and an electric scene. We love pennsylvania and as i was saying [cheering] migrate doctors that you're the luckiest man alive. This would be a good time to buy a lottery ticket. I've never seen that. I almost went out and bought a lot of it. [laughter] she wants to open borders, she took the most secure border in u. S. History and turned it into the worst border in the history of the world. She was appointed workers are. She says she wasn't after three years. [laughter] such a time to be alive. Often. Campaigning with elon musk and escrow logic profits is based. Secret service wasn't taking any chances with the return visit in his security detail. [laughter] all jokes aside, they have stricter protocols including a new rule no one with an assault rifle was allowed on the roof. Everyone knows the selection is about trump trying to dodge ciphers and kamala dodging reporters but you think this type of leadership shines a light on what she's been trying to do? was a brilliant to go back to butler or not? he's absolutely brilliant to go back. That moment of him or his fist in the air and its fight fight fight, because. Is very. Kamala harris can't figure out what accent she's going to use that they. She had an accent for every country that. [laughter] everyone reading out on elon musk drives a tesla. He made the electric car something everyone have until the allowed free speech like that is the worst. It is a way to get out of the car payment. Hurricane helene except that they were going to have darling into the government cancel the contract spent billions on broadband and delivered to no one. Can you bring back that starling? after the billions we wasted. The secret service did share a photo of a disturbing person. [laughter] you consented on social me media, the left hates elon more than trump because he's the only thing in the way. They want to make sure certain views can't get out. I'm not serious most of the time and anything they say, they don't see it. Most of his bomb threats were jokes. Trump was in the only president making the rounds this week, joe biden in a surprise appearance in the white house press briefing to make an announcement about his future. He jokes he's back in the race but they left very nervously. [laughter] they don't know he's joking and biden is a law, i will give him credit for one thing, he thinks that carolina hurricanes are an nhl hockey team. [laughter] he said everybody's doing fine, he is talking about the team. The goaltending but they do a poor job responding to the hurricane kamala is changing her name to katrina. [laughter] president trump accuses kamala of taking a photo in which pretending to get briefed on the plane and noted there's an earpiece that didn't appear to be plugged into a bond but it gets worse because another republican me like accused democrats of being behind the storm saying they can control the weather. Another number one rule of politics is shoe inside the tent especially as there's a jewish space laser or dictating is involved but isn't it crazy you would focus on her tweet as opposed to an administration? openly admitting, we don't have enough money because we give it to violence. Should we play off twitter a few hours and maybe anyone at the white house here? they one up themselves, bad enough they gave a billing dollars illegals but they one up himself and she just we did today, tonight a few hours of she stands with 11 people and sending money because they care about the lebanese. But it is disgusting. I think he wants trump to win and 150 billion to the people of gaza and it's like hurricane victims, here is 750. [laughter] $750, get yourself something nice. They identified as ukrainians, they would get a billion dollars each. [laughter] the tenth, probably tenth campaign little cheesesteaks. My question to you, looking b back, is it possible she sent a tweet from biden's account? [laughter] i'm still waiting for her to flipflop on to readers because you said she was nacho cheese oggi and i'm waiting for her to walk back saying and cool ranch, i've always been cool ranch. [laughter] everything she was against, she's for now so nacho cheese, i've never touch that, they make your fingers orange. No. [laughter] discriminative face and say i am orange now. [laughter] everybody on the right is trashing $750 gift card but think of what this administration has done to the country. 750 get you a lot of fentanyl. [laughter] [laughter] evident her office. Philly is so bad, drug dealers. [laughter] i'm not saying new york is better but one hollywood update worth mentioning, live action reboot no white and seven doors changing its origin story disney is full focus it is, disney has 7 inches. Stop it right now. [laughter] in the original 1937, snow white the her name because her skin was white as the driven snow. We can have that so they are going with women's empowerment thing telling the audience snow white got the name because she survived a blizzard is a baby but sadly no one else in the family made it because joe and kamala washed the stone for responses called the snow white and $750 gift card. Tonight's show is harder than a page and live on the left exploding over j. D. Vance. And we will tell you why when we come back. [narrator] life with ear ringing sounded like a constant train whistle i couldn't escape. Then i started taking lipo flavonoid. With 60 years of clinical experience, it's the number one doctor recommended brand for ear ringing. And now i'm finally free. Take back control with lipo flavonoid. political bashing j. D. Vance for having appear which seems odd because people believe timberwolves. [laughter] stick with me because a new analysis of the president's debate says dances facial follicles quote are appearance fundamental to our body language and research indicates voters see beers as more masculine. That can be positive to some leaving strength and confidence but to others especially women, it can be negative conveying progression and opposition to feminist ideals. We are living in a world where feminist will you have a beard and be vice president but they will let you have one if you are a female swimmer. [laughter] thinking out loud, this story caught my attention because it was the moment i knew the media was out of angles to cover this election from we are exhausted here but i start there because this is clearly an attack on y you. That sounded like my horoscope there. [laughter] when you look at the beer game, i consider it an advantage if you look at the mean cap he looked very good on stage, he was lit well and his eyes looked good and instrument age, he'd rather be the hotter candidate so is this not the left going to negate an ascetic advantage the campaign has? absolutely. J. D. Vance was breaking more than the fourth wall there. [laughter] working late tonight. [laughter] is a woman, i don't find j. D. Vance's. Fretting. I do have concerns about hillary clinton's beer, that's been far more. [laughter] shots fired. This surprised me, when you think of modern democrats, some of their favorite politicians have peers. Joseph stalin, democrats love these guys. They have peers. Justin trudeau's dad. [laughter] so funny you brought that up. You know what this is about? crashing at the debate, goofball knucklehead with the goofy deer in the headlight you got to write something negative. He's got a beard and facial h hair. Right back, make that that story. Nobody cares about this. Lincoln is the most famous president ever and the dude had a beard. What's next? is the left going to shave the lincoln monument to get rid of the beer? a lot of people don't know he worked for gillette. [laughter] it's only been 200 years. [laughter] he was the first president to have a beard, ever forget your first message with bill cosby. [laughter] benjamin harrison his last president to have facial hair. The last person of recent vintage, vice president look hoover's vice president, 1933 sally kind of ruined facial hair because nobody wanted to look like the hoover administration. He will not really adopt that but don't you think i'm not saying he's abraham lincoln but abraham lincoln being the first to market generational change so a weird way facial hair is almost a bold step forward for the country. Is this just where we are? guys have peers everywhere, don't they? it's not an outlier in the wo world. I would like to see montross come back. I believe you can be vice president with a beard and we've seen it. Could you went with the mullet this day and age? absolutely. In my district we have a mullet competition. It's one 100% i think. It is incredible. Kids, seniors, everyone in between. Women, it's a think. [laughter] how about a neck tattoo? not yet. If you watch the debate thought vance like you are an idiot, we know that because of the thing. You will not win to get both in columbia. [laughter] [laughter] does anybody care they endorsed the s? i doubt it but we'll find out next. a. trump is a radical in his communication style the policies on politicians covered. She is promising to figure extremist or in theory terms of the way she's voted. Doesn't have any labor and serve it over rice. Speaking of night everybody. Perspective. Ahead of her time neck several sets. [laughter] we shouldn't talk all that. Doesn't matter than don't talk about what happened with trump. The most shocking thing someone told you at the time, one of these men will be divorce and job, he wouldn't arrest silly push back is going to the white house. He is the guy with the question. [laughter] kennedy making willie brown jokes that another guy peak in the 90s only the headlines this week. Sporting this most important elections in full knowledge in my opinions no more or less important than any of my fellow citizens, here's my answer. Tim will vice president and opposing donald trump and j. D. Vance. His wife currently are coming up on one of the most on differential elections in our nations history. As politically hearsay and emotionally divided as it does. I think is your worried about wanting to read the words on the teleprompter. [laughter] and reminded he cared about people the nation you might not endorse kamala in the same week leaving them dancing in the dark because postmark born in the u usa. It's worth noting kamala has been endorsed by the most respected names in hollywood as well as mark hamill so does anyone give a flying fudge town about celebrity endorsements? animal that moves the needle. Most consequential? [laughter] i guess there like that's the most consequenti