Article content Did you know January is National Soup Month? (People at Ritz are ecstatic.) If it is significant enough that we designate an entire month to watered-down stew, then why haven’t the people who dreamt up this culinary commemoration assigned an appropriate anthem? (Can’t you imagine standing at attention to, Animal Crackers in My Soup.) There are people out there (who can’t find their front doors so they can go for a walk and clear their befuddled brains) coming up with what I call National Days – a celebration of everything from National Cookie Day to National Pizza Day and, believe it or not, National Germ Day when I guess you are supposed to be nice to a germ and take it out for dinner and dancing.