Achievements . They want us to accept a moral equivalence between britain and some of the most despicable regimes in the world. Let us prove these extremists wrong and show them that even when we disagree , we that even when we disagree, we will never be disunited from our common values of decency and respect whilst addressing the nafion respect whilst addressing the nation , rishi sunak said the nation, rishi sunak said the rochdale by election result was beyond alarming. Beyond alarming. Thats after it was won by George Galloway , the uks George Galloway, the uks leading Jewish Organisation has described the Workers Party leader as a conspiracy theorist who brings division and hate to every place hes ever stood for parliament. During his career, galloway has also presented programmes for both the russian and Iranian State broadcaster reuters. The labour leader, sir keir starmer , says hell stoke keir starmer, says hell stoke fear and division in. An investigation has been launched after three people were injured in south london following reports of a shooting. A warning reports of a shooting. A warning the following contains flashing images. Around 5 00 this images. Around 5 00 this afternoon, police said they were pursuing a moped that failed to stop. A shotgun was then fired stop. A shotgun was then fired from the vehicle at clapham common. Police say two people sustained pellet injuries. A sustained pellet injuries. A third was injured by the moped itself. The suspects fled the itself. The suspects fled the scene. Emergency crews say they scene. Emergency crews say they treated three people at the scene and took two to hospital. Two of the victims were taken to a Major Trauma Centre in the caphal a Major Trauma Centre in the capital. None of the injuries are thought to be life threatening. And a driver has threatening. And a driver has been rescued from the cab of a truck that was left dangling over the edge of a bridge in kentucky in the United States , kentucky in the United States, after her vehicle crashed through a barrier. The woman was miraculously unharmed. Video shows rescue workers descending to pull her out of the cab. She was back safely on the bridge in about 45 minutes. Attention now turns to how to remove the truck from its position as it hangs over the ohio river. Its not over the ohio river. Its not yet clear how the incident happened. Yet clear how the incident happened. For the latest stories happened. For the latest stories , you can sign up to gb news alerts by scanning the qr code on your screen. Or you can go to on your screen. Or you can go to news. Com. Au alerts. Hello and welcome to headliners your run through tomorrows newspapers with three comedians. Im leo kirsten. Tonight im joined by gb news answer to purdey and steed. Its lewis purdey and steed. Its Lewis Schaffer and Cressida Wetton. How are you both doing . Who is purdey and steve . Well, this is the thing. I mean, i was the thing. I mean, i was thinking not everybodys going to get that reference. It was from the new avengers, which was a show i thought wouldnt a show i thought people wouldnt get uh, get the reference because, uh, because get the reference because, uh, bec it. ;e get the reference because, uh, bec it. But apparently i got get it. But apparently i got that wrong. Steed steed. Yes. Steed. Oh, yes. Steed. Oh, yes. Ive got no idea, but the avengers does mentioned avengers does get mentioned on twitter quite lot. Twitter quite a lot. Yeah, that were that. Yes, its a bit of that. Oh, yeah. Thats it is that we are thats what it is that we are the, um. Yeah. Well, thats the awkward explanation of my intro the way lets have a quick look at saturdays front page is the daily mail leads with rishi delivers speech. Britain needed to hear. The guardian has. Democracy is at threat from extremists, claimed sunak. The extremists, claimed sunak. The times leads with banning this hatred from our streets, implores the Prime Minister. The telegraph has democracy under threat. The Financial Times weekend has opened. I sued by musk for breaking word and the daily star has wider long face thats about a farting police horse. And those were your front pages. Horse. And those were your front pages. And lets have a closer pages. And lets have a closer look at those front pages, starting with the telegraph. Lewis um, yeah. Good news. Uh, democracy under threat. This is what the, under threat. This is what the, uh, rishi sunak has given a speech. Hes given the equivalent. He gave a speech in front of the, uh, in front of number 10 downing street about the threat thats going on to democracy in terrorism all democracy in terrorism and all that its like. Its like that stuff. Its like. Its like with, like going with, um, its like im going to. Going write a very to. Im going to write a very sharp letter. What that sharp letter. What is that saying with english people . Like it was written by disgruntled of wells. Disgruntled of tunbridge wells. Disgruntled in yes. Like disgruntled in tunbridge he seems tunbridge wells. And he seems very george very disgruntled at George Galloway getting elected. Yes. Which basically he brought on which he basically he brought on himself. The point is , is that himself. The point is, is that this rishi sunak nothing this guy rishi sunak nothing personal. I listened to the speech or maybe first few speech or maybe the first few minutes it and its the same minutes of it and its the same thing that he that he that hes been saying or should have been saying, but hasnt acted on saying, but he hasnt acted on it now saying it. They it and now hes saying it. They were like riots in the street it and now hes saying it. They werethee riots in the street it and now hes saying it. They werethe finals in the street it and now hes saying it. They werethe finals in th i was going to ask, did anybody hear that and what was going on . I thought i was hoping like maybe a policeman like maybe its a policeman shouting something important that i think that he has to. But no, i think it nutter heckling it was just a nutter heckling our Prime Minister. That says everything you and that says everything you need know prime need to know about the Prime Minister he even turn. Minister he couldnt even turn. And you shut that and we say, will you shut that guyso wants so he wants, you so he wants so he wants, you know, a more civilised britain, so he wants so he wants, you knotknow, ore civilised britain, so he wants so he wants, you knoi know, or britain ed britain, so he wants so he wants, you knotknow, or britain ed britunited you know, a britain where united values stuff. But all the values and stuff. But all the while calling that. An while hes calling for that. An extremist screaming abuse. Extremist is screaming abuse. At him alleged at this well at him alleged at this point well have to go back over the footage. The footage. Yes. Yes. Says, we draw line. Yes. Think says, we draw line. Yes. Think he s, we draw line. Yes. Think he should draw line. Yes. Think he should draeraw line. Yes. Think he should draera line line. Yes. Think he should draera line he i think he should draw a line. He is the Prime Minister. Should just done something. Well, thing is, if he well, the thing is, if he says to stop extremism, says he wants to stop extremism, if uses the same he if he uses the same method he used stop the boats extremism used to stop the boats extremism is going to explode. Theres no pun theres going to pun intended. Theres going to be 20 times as many be like 20 times as many extremists were, which extremists as there were, which is going to happen. People here have very people here have been very like today in the channel. People have been very positive said the positive because he said all the right things. You know, hes hes police to take hes told the police to take a harder with protesters. Harder line with protesters. Well, that. But well, everybody wants that. But i the of it was i just felt the tone of it was was reserved and. Was very reserved and. Yeah. And also he, uh, you know, diverse city but know, praised diverse city but also hinted that multiculturalism isnt working and we all need to be united under under one value like the american system where, you know, everybodys equal under god and you sort of everybody becomes an american. Dont dont american. You dont you dont stay in your own siloed ghetto ized culture when you , uh, well, ized culture when you, uh, well, we are not allowed to say that multiculturalism hasnt worked because what people think of multiculturalism , what they multiculturalism, what they really mean is everybody getting along. But thats not what multiculture ism is, is, is like you said in america, everybody in theory becomes an american. In theory becomes an american. If and here you cant have groups of people that that hate their their next their the town next door. Thats what happened dunng next door. Thats what happened during the angles and the saxons time. And look what happened there. Yeah, but i mean , at there. Yeah, but i mean, at least the angles and the saxons shared, you know, basic values. Shared, you know, basic values. Mean, weve got now, i mean, what weve got now, they they they they did they did, but they didnt share the values with the britons were already living there. And the britons were forced to the nether reaches of wales and cornwall and so this country was completely taken over by the angles and the saxons. Yeah. But those who we are now, i mean, i think the. Yeah, well, hes saying yeah, well, what hes saying is in 2000 years, the 3000 years, itll all be history anyway, very anyway, which is a very philosophical point lewis philosophical point for Lewis Schaffer. So in a thousand years will be caliphate and be an islamic caliphate and nobody will be allowed to complain. Thats exactly where his point yeah isnt point goes. Yeah that isnt where point goes. Yeah that isnt wh my point goes is that english people sitting here all people who are sitting here all smug saying, this is our smug and saying, this is our country, should remember when they over this country. Oh, they took over this country. Oh, this is an absolute nonsense argument, lewis. Argument, lewis. I hear theres so many times always from the owen jones types. Know, the oh, we types. You know, the oh, we should have open borders because here weve always here we had massive weve always had no we had massive migration. No, no we havent. But we have. Had massive migration. No, no we hav but. But we have. Had massive migration. No, no we hav but wevebut we have. Had massive migration. No, no we havbut weve also re have. Had massive migration. No, no we havbut weve also had|ve. Had massive migration. No, no we havbut weve also had massive but weve also had massive violence we have not had violence havent we have not had 1. 4 Million People coming. Thats fine. But my point is its never happened in absolute nonsense. Its absolutely nonsense. Its absolutely nonsense. Not arguing that at most im not arguing that at most tens thousands. Tens of thousands. Yeah tens of thousands. And yeahalso those people. And thats also those people. And thats also those people. Those people tended to come those come from those people tended to come from countries that were nearby. So werent a huge cultural difference. Yeah. Difference. Yeah. And you know, i denounce what youre saying because youre saying denounce it. Im not saying i denounce it. Im not saying i denounce it. Im not saying that im saying that when the angles and the saxons moved into britain. Okay. And they into britain. Okay. And they swamped this country and they forced the native people out of most of the country. Yeah okay. Well, im not if were going to get into angle and saxon phobia , i think were a few phobia, i think were a few centuries too late. Anyway, next up, weve got the Financial Times weekend. Cresta. What have they got . Okay openai sued by musk for breaking word. So elon musk has breaking word. So elon musk has sued openai, who i think he used to be. He was one of the founders. Right. Or the founder in 2015 . I think Something Like that. And this company is now branched off. So theres now two sections to this company. Originally, he said he wanted it to always be its original mission of building Artificial Intelligence systems for the benefit of humanity. And hes now accusing the people who are currently running it of just wanting to turn it into a business and make profits. A company yeah, imagine that a company wanting to money. I mean, wanting to make money. I mean, elon seems to quite like elon musk seems to quite like money given that he money as well, given that he paid himself. He must have known billion dividend. He have known this. He must have known this. He must have known this. The kind of thing its not the kind of thing that you will look that you get. And you will look after wont you, lads . That you get. And you will look aftel wont you, lads . That you get. And you will look aftel mean,1t you, lads . That you get. And you will look aftel mean, itsou, lads . That you get. And you will look aftel mean, its an, lads . That you get. And you will look aftel mean, its a very,s . That you get. And you will look aftel mean, its a very, very i mean, its a very, very powerful product. All money. The it is all about money. The reason and not all about it. But elon musk put in 44 million of his money. Its granted its his own money. Its granted its just change him. But just chump change for him. But he and now microsoft he put it in and now microsoft paid 13 billion for it. So he want s he probably this is my guess. Want s he probably this is my guess. He wants want s he probably this is my guess. He wants some of want s he probably this is my guess. He wants some of the guess. He wants some of the money that he invested. And this is a ploy to get it. So hes trying to get some of the money back. It could also be from the, you know, hes got strong beliefs about, uh, about freedom and about freedom of speech and about fairness. Weve seen in fairness. And weve seen in other ai systems when their coded, theyve bias coded into them. So if you search for, uh, search, for example, the anglo saxons that youre talking about, they come back as sub saharan anglo saxon for Louis Schafer the other day i said, show me Louis Schafer, and you were a black lady. The quiet one, no less. The quiet one, no less. Youre at a party in 1992. Youre at a party in 1992. Is that true . Because they is that true . Because they have said that ive been on the bbc many times. Yeah, i, i they should redo this this headline , should redo this this headline, though, it says openai sued by musk for breaking word. I assumed that openai was now, uh , the Technology Behind now, uh, the Technology Behind that little paper clip that pops up, and it had broken words somehow. But no, it broke word or breaking word. The word thing, the word, the word document, you do that several times a week. Thats what they meant. Thats a good, joke. Thats what they meant. Thats a goothank joke. Thats what they meant. Thats a goothank you e. Thats what they meant. Thats a goothank you for saying its thank you for saying its a good joke. Yeah moving on to the mirror, lewis. What have they good joke. Yeah moving on to the miriin. Lewis. What have they good joke. Yeah moving on to the miriin the vis. What have they good joke. Yeah moving on to the miriin the front . 1at have they got in the front . Well, they got the front page. Good news. Terry, i dont know how long i can continue to do that and make myself laugh. Minus seven times minus seven. I got to go back in time. Anyway. Thank you. Cressida. Jerrys texted turmoil. This is a showbiz inclusive. Its in the showbiz inclusive. Its in the mirror. Its about Geri Halliwell , whose boyfriend, halliwell, whose boyfriend, christian horner, was texting one of the girls in the office. I think one of the women in the office just let you just like me and you cant do that anymore. So and she was felt very put upon by it was very embarrassing and humiliated. But the truth is , lets be honest, men are pigs. I hate to say it. I know thats against my trope. Thats the bigotry of low expectation , lewis. Expectation, lewis. And you should expect more from people i dont. I know men, i know one man. Im always saying that women are horrible. Yeah, but you have to remember how horrible men are to their anyway. Yeah. Their their anyway. Yeah. The worst thing about this story to be that he was story seems to be that he was trying to cheat. Yeah and then got by company hr got pulled up by the company hr department. They through department. And they dug through his and he didnt his messages and he didnt actually it in actually get to put it in horrible to. So he i feel so bad for her that this front page news. That this is front page news. That theres some i hope that theres some cynical under plot and actually shes out of this. Shes making money out of this. You do know something . Do you do you know something . I women . First of i mean, women, women . First of all, she stole him away from his wife. Is that true . Oh, yes, i think. Oh, cheater is always gonna. Shell do it with you. Shell do it with you. Theyll do it to you. Theyll do it to you. Thats interesting. Okay. Phrase. Interesting. Okay. Great phrase. And is, i know about and the truth is, i know about being extremely humiliated because ive wifes because ive seen my wifes face. You know, my ex wife , when face. You know, my ex wife, when she had, she was so embarrassed with me, i was. So i couldnt believe that, you know what . I didnt think so. I thought i was, like, a total, legitimate person. Now all right, well, look, you know, youve got youve suit. Youve got a suit. Youre on television. Youve got a suit. Ioure on television. Youve got a suit. I hade on television. Youve got a suit. I had an television. Youve got a suit. I had a suit. Evision. Youve got a suit. I had a suit. Then n. Youve got a suit. I had a suit. Then i looked, i even better. I looked even better. Then i looked better. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. She was by me. She she was fooled by me. She should done her research. Should have done her research. Youokay , lets finish this okay, lets finish this section starcrest. What secti