Its time for headliners. Hello and welcome to headliners, your one stop shop for tomorrows newspapers. Im the floor manager , andrew doyle the floor manager, andrew doyle and my retail assistants are josh howie and nick dixon. How are you both. 7 very good. Willing to serve. Very good. Willing to serve. Very good. Willing to serve. I see you very much as the mrs. Slocombe of headliners. Yes, and you should see my cat. Very good. Nick, are you well . Im well. I cant really imagine you as a retail manager or whatever it was or even any normal job. Really . No. Well, i did work in a call centre for a long time. Really . Really. Really . Really. I cant sort of see that. What did you do . Did you start quoting shakespeare and, no. Quoting shakespeare and, no. I did my job very, very well. My i did my job very, very well. My job was just basically to be shouted at by people who are angry at the Interest Rates that were rather extortionate. And now you can be shouted out by gender ideologues online. There we go. Thats my weekend. Anyway. Lets have a look at those front pages. The daily mail is leading with thieves hit shops, a thousand times a day. Shoplifting is through the roof. Apparently. The telegraph rwanda threat is pouring migrants into ireland. The front cover of the times has m15 checks for academics to kerb threat from china , and the mirror is leading china, and the mirror is leading with save our cup replays. The with save our cup replays. The Financial Times says bps £31 billion offer from anglo prompts backlash from a africa and investors and whatever that means. And the eye has worlds first jab to stop. Skin cancer bnngs first jab to stop. Skin cancer brings for hope patients. And wheres the guardian gone . Why have they gone with josh . Oh, the guardian has gone with. Well, first of all, theres a little story here i just want to say about the pm urged to write off fines for unpaid carers. This is a travesty. Like how theres about basically about 150,000 unpaid carers who who earn over like evenin carers who who earn over like even in some cases, like £1 over this £151 a week, theyre allowed to earn. Yes. And now theyre having to like repay tens of thousands of pounds. So the Prime Minister has been urged to just wipe it out quickly before we get into the situation, because these people are saving us, the country, billions of pounds a year by doing it. And were encouraged by cameron and the big society and all of that. So i hope they sort that out. But yes, this is the big story of the day. Yusuf in peril, as greens say, they will back no confidence motion. So this is a bunch of white people trying to put him out of work. Is that what it is . This is just systemic white, white, white. Its just systemic racism. Nick. Is that right . As humza yousaf been hard done by, no, he hasnt, but although whats disturbing to me. So its this bute House Coalition agreement, right, with the greens, now hes gone back on it and hes got rid of them because their policies were so mad, even for the snp, that they were they were alienating the electorate. Yes. And whats disturbing to me is that actually, his theyre saying that hes capitulated to socially and economic conservatives voices in the snp. So, so he sort of wasnt leftie enough for these people. Thats whats disturbing to me, because youd want him to go for his hate crime law or his white speech. That youve alluded to. Hes actually going to go because of some sort of, you know, fallout with the even more mad greens. Now, at this stage, though, in his leadership, can he really sustain this , you know, with the sustain this, you know, with the general election coming up, with labour likely to take a lot of the snps seats, this coalition falling apart , isnt it falling apart, isnt it basically time over for humza . Well, this could be argued to be actually good politics for him by breaking that agreement. Its kind of putting the blame on them. Hes saying that that it was kind of it seems like its like its all their fault, all of this stupid mental stuff that theyve that the road that theyve gone down over the last few days. The hate bill. Yeah. But it wasnt gender self id, he could sort of hes trying to sort of put it on them and 90, to sort of put it on them and go, no, it was they made us do that though because he was what hes trying. He was justice secretary when the hate crime bill was was orchestrated, he was behind it. It says here that the catalyst to this was to do with, the snp abandoning their target to cut Carbon Emissions by 75 by 2030. The greens were angry about that, obviously, because it says its in the name, right . Dont want angry greens. Dont want angry greens. You dont want angry greens, but and now the greens have basically ruled out any kind of, you know, working with yousaf on any legislation in the future. I think hes going to stand down. Nick. Yeah. Although snp leaders have a history of sort of trying to cling on, dont they . They do. But youre right. I mean, it doesnt look good as you say. Vote of no confidence. So close to the election. Yeah. Its not binding. Thats the thing thats different. Yeah. But its it doesnt look good. Its the same thing with, you know, when thatcher went technically she won. And everything, but it was too close. It didnt look good. If it looks as though theres no confidence in him, he wont be. Yeah, i think i dont think he can survive this. And i think its quite exciting that that scotland is going to leave this one party state situation very soon. Although that straight to labour which is well, im not saying thats good but you know, anyway lets move on now to the front of better. Exactly well, lets move on to the front of fridays daily mail. Nick what are they leading with . Quite a different story. This. Yeah. The mail have thieves hit shops a thousand times a day. This is like about the shoplifting epidemic. Theyre calling it quite reasonably, because its 430 plus thousand offences in the last 12 months. Its up by more than the third. Its up by more than the third. Its the highest since current records began in march 2003, 2003. More commonly referred to as 2003. So and theyre pointing out its been effectively decriminalised. And i hate to say it again, but its a narco tyranny. I say it every night now because thats what we live in, wherein the innocent, to punish the guilty, go free. Thats the system we have now. Thats the system we have now. Thieves have noticed and they just investigate. Are they . No ones investigating this kind of stuff. Youre allowed to steal. Youre allowed to steal. And the thing is, the shoplifting industry, for want of a better word, is massive. Theres all these shoplifters. All of the prices have to go up to compensate because the stores cant do anything about it, costing the average person about £59 a year, right. Extra. So yeah, £2 billion being lost. And, the government, like anyone, wants to focus on the kind of burglaries or car theft or stabbings, even though theyre saying that theyre going down, but other people are going, no, youre just changing the way that youre measuring stuff. So actually its going up. But is the solution just to do what they do in new york, which basically say they say, you know, basically you can steal up to 1,000 and its not a crime. We wont bother going after you. Like, could people have been going into the stores just pouring stuff into their baskets, knowing theyre not going to be . But now you get security tags or you get like those encased things like toothbrushes, bread or whatever it is. So but our jails are full, so what are they . Even if they did actually do something about it. So what . Nick is the solution . Because to be fair, its very difficult to catch shoplifters particular. If theyre good, you cut off their hand when they steal. Maybe we go full saudi arabia. We have to. You have to go full singapore, full saudi arabia, life imprisonment for stealing, cutting off hands. Then you only have to do it once. Thats the thing. About twice. Twice to get both hands. Twice to get both hands. But you know, usually one hand will do it. You know, imagine, you know, especially in the west with our software, you see one person nicks a toothbrush, loses a hand, you go, and we do it publicly. We chop the hand off in the pubuc we chop the hand off in the public square. Yeah. So everyone can see its a cathartic day out at the same time. Yeah, its good for the kids. Sell tickets. Interesting. Interesting. Yes, but im glad this channel is moving in the right direction. Its a new service for gb news subscribers thats going to be clipped up. By the way, and used in all you say that that means were moving to the right. I say were just taking on board saudi arabias idea. Thats quite a lefty idea, isnt it . To follow. Its a its a cultural appropriation. Oh, well theres that. I hadnt oh, well theres that. I hadnt thought of that. All right. Okay, well, maybe we just chop peoples hands off in private. Okay. Were going to move on now to the daily mail, nick, have you got. Oh, no, not the daily mail. Sorry. The telegraph. Telegraph. Josh, you got this, rwanda threat is pounng got this, rwanda threat is pouring migrants into ireland. So this is sort of. Is it wrong to be funny that its funny . I dont know. Look, if you find, why dont you try and make the joke . And if its wildly, its just, you know, theres something. Theres something. Yeah. Theres something. Yeah. Its inappropriate. Ill tell you. Its not that its inappropriate. Its just that theres something ironic here because as, ireland is arguably a bit wokester than the uk certainly is. And so whats happening is that the threat of rwanda, it has pushed in, 80 of the recent Asylum Seekers have crossed from the uk basically. Well, probably Northern Irish border. Right. Yeah. And looking like that, theyre doing so because of fear of the rwanda scheme. Yes. So its sort of its some sort of proof of concept arguably for rwanda. And what youre going to then see is countries that are criticising the uks. And im not saying that we are necessarily taking the right path, but certainly other countries are going no, we shouldnt be doing this. Yes. Then theyre going to get theyre going to have this issue and then theyre going to be like, oh, maybe thats not so bad. Yeah. And of course, this crossing of the border at the north, i mean, thats what everyone said when it came to the eu. People were worried about this idea of having a soft border there. Its sort of amusing, unintended consequence. But they need their own rwanda bill. Thats the obvious answer, isnt it . Everyones gonna have to have their own. Not going to happen, though, is it . I mean, the government, the dublin set, i mean, theyre all, you know, they dont want to tackle this problem. They dont think it is a problem. Theyd rather you look the other way. Well theres huge pressure when you watch those videos on on twitter of irish people getting sick of the situation. So theres almost even more pressure than in this country. Well, there is, because of the weight, the degree of migration. Its 140,000 immigrants arrived in ireland in the year up to 23. That. So thats tripled the total population because the population is much smaller. Yeah. Yeah. Its only 40,000 irish people. Not now. Theres 140,000. Is that right . I dont know, maths might be slightly off there. Josh, were going to finish this section with the front of fridays times. Nick what have they got. Yeah theyve got m15 checks for academics to kerb threat from china. Weve talked about this before but this is oliver dowden, deputy pm, and hes met the vice chancellors of 24 leading universities, including oxford and cambridge , where you oxford and cambridge, where you probably went and i, i just had some weird humour to the story, but i went with a weird insult even. I but i went with a weird insult even. I know you went there as well, but anyway, the director of m15s got involved. Theyve taken a day off, listing their pronouns and that kind of thing, and theyve decided to actually do some m15 work and theyre all worried about it, and theyre just saying we need to get more realistic about the threat from china infiltrating our universities. Well, i mean, its very real. You know, weve had complaints before about Chinese Investment in american universities. British universities, where the government, the Chinese Government, the Chinese Government is actually saying, oh, you cant teach that because thats against our values and theyre going along with it because of the money. Were not talking here necessarily about ideological influence. Were literally talking about stealing. Yes. So, and someone put a thread up recently up which was compared weapons in china. And like you know, fighter jets and you see the american version and then you see the chinese version and its like exactly the same. And its like exactly the same. And its obviously pilfered and theyve left the flag on it. Theyve left the wrong flag on. Theres also a funny story about a school thats been investigated in, in manchester, which is basically like a Conspiracy Theory school, allegedly. Thats what its saying here. But one of the theories that theyre teaching is your favourite theory about eating cockroaches. Eating cockroaches. Well, theyre going to make us eat the bug. Oh, eating their teaching that in school youll eat the bugs so im just saying you could get a little job, a little side job as a teacher. Louis could come in. Thats explicit policy. Repeated adverts makers do it with Nicole Kidman and Robert Downey junior going. Bugs. Maybe there could be a secondary job there for you. They failed to get it across the line. But its not conspiracy. Its just for me. I conspiracy. Itsjust for me. I mean im vegetarian. It wouldnt happen. All right. Thats it for part one. But coming up were going to be discussing Harvey Weinsteins court case being overturned. Macron criticising rishi and how labour is now more popular with gb news viewers than the tories. Welcome back to headliners. Its your first look at fridays newspapers. Im andrew doyle and contractually obliged to join me. Are josh howie and nick dixon. Otherwise, we wouldnt have them anywhere near the studio. Were going to begin studio. Were going to begin with the times now. Harvey weinsteins lawyers hailed this a great day for america. Is that correct , josh, no, not really. Correct, josh, no, not really. Theyve got an interesting framing of this here. Yeah. Harvey weinsteins lawyer said great day for america after his rape conviction was overturned. Now hes not out of jail. Hes also been, convicted for another rape in california. But what theyre saying is, because dunng theyre saying is, because during the trial they bought in, this has been argued, extraneous information about him being a bad person. Yes. Then that meant bad person. Yes. Then that meant that he was judged more on that rather than the actual rape allegation. So this is an error from the original trial judge . Yes. So theyre now going to be and now the new york state is saying they are going to retrial it, there. So but the judge, not the judge, the, weinsteins lawyer came out and said, this is a great day because i dont care who the defendant is, if theyre a former president of theyre a former president of the United States or a hollywood producer, theyre going to get off, is the gist. I mean , the gist is everyone i mean, the gist is everyone is entitled to a fair trial. Thats, i suppose , but thats, i suppose, but normally you would sort of go, it doesnt matter if youre a poor guy with nothing to sort of frame it like that. It doesnt matter if youre super powerful, youre going to get the law will work in your favour. Its a what are your thoughts . Well, you missed the exact phrase. His own attorney said , phrase. His own attorney said, it doesnt matter if youre a former president of United States or the most storeyed hollywood producer of our generation. I love that he referred to his own client like that. Yeah, i mean, weinsteins got a lot to answer for because because of this one person. Like everyone around the world, all men were suddenly like evil, remember . Because. Because, i mean, because there was quite a legitimate complaint here. But then he just got so out of control with the metoo movement. Just just heterosexual men, wasnt it . Youd be insulted in like, a green room in preston because Harvey Weinstein did something, you know, ten years ago in hollywood. Yeah, he became like the figurehead of this. Its kind of like the dei movement took off off the back of the george floyd murder. It was a massive overreaction. So so, you know, hes got a lot to answer for in that case. But yeah, you shouldnt have trial by media. If youve done something wrong, you should be punished. But it shouldnt be this trial by media. Is it possible to have a retrial . Everyone knows about this trial. How would they get the jury . I mean, i dont i mean, the thing is, rape is notoriously difficult to prove anyway, because. Because most rapes do happen between people who know each other rather than what you. So a lot of it comes down to just the jury deciding whos whos telling, telling the truth. Right . Which is thats almost impossible. Yeah. Which is probably why they needed to sort of go, hey, look at all this other bad stuff. So but thats what messed up the trial. Thats what messed up the trial. And the way that theyre sort of saying theyre called witnesses who allegations were not related to the charges at hand. Yeah. Its like, well, i think that there was definitely things that were related also to the charges at hand, i. E. Him overstepping himself sexually in peoples presences and whatnot. It is a difficult one. Nick. Nick. Yeah, and as you say, it is very hard to get Rape Convictions and im, you know, so im not and im not saying weinstein is a great guy either, but im just saying it should be fair and not based on previous reputation. Okay. Well, this now from the independent french president , Emmanuel Macron has denounced rishi sunak plans to send Asylum Seekers to rwanda. What a surprise, josh. I mean , but surprise, josh. I mean, but surely the french are the ones who are the most culpable for all of this, right . Yeah, so they dont want to, but i think hes actually helping out. So look the tories yeah. Macron criticises sunak rwanda plan as a politics of cynicism and betrayal of european values, which is, well , european values, which is, well, exactly. But also thats just going to play into sunak. So im wondering if sunak said, could you please make the statement . Because as soon as the french come out, as soon as macron says, you british people, even the most die hard, sort of far lefty, let everybody come