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For the latest stories, sign up to gb news alerts by scanning the qr code on your screen, or go to news. Com. Au. Its time now for news. Com. Au. Its time now for headliners. Headliners. Hello and welcome to headliners im simon evans joining me tonight, two comedians with no beginning to their talent. Its leo kearse and steve n allen. Allen. How very dare. How very dare. Not very nice simon i know they always team me up with this unemployed disobliging. Unemployed disobliging. Dont start blaming some invisible people. In fact, i suspect you probably collaborate with them to put me on the back foot. Dont you know . You say so get him to say that about me. And then. And then hell be apologetic and diminutive in the. Its not even true. Its not even true. I can knit. So there are beginnings to my talent. What are your modem accomplishments . I was trying to go through a list the other day. You know, in the old days, a man used to have to con a ship and be able to butcher a hog and light a fire in the wild. What would you say they are nowadays . I cant correctly butcher a hog, but i can make a mess of exactly. Its also one of the meanings of butcher, isnt it . Yeah. What have you got . What have you got . You got anything . You got anything . I genuinely can prepare . Animals that are dead. Animals that are dead. Can you . Can you . Yeah, yeah. What do they call it . Thats the dress. You dress thats the dress. You dress like a crab, isnt it . Thats fancy english terms. So i just rip the guts out and stick it on a plate. Thats all id do. Thats all id do. Excellent. Well, well look forward to the second half. In the meantime, lets have a look at the front pages. We have the daily mail prostate scans that could cut deaths by 40. We have the guardian. 22 minutes of horror. Boy killed in sword rampage. The telegraph with that story. Two schoolboy killed in story. Two schoolboy killed in daylight sword rampage. The times immigration levels fall amid visas crackdown. The eye amid visas crackdown. The eye news boy, 14, killed on his way to school in horror, sword attack and finally, the daily star make britain great again with bin man. So those were your front pages. Front pages. I think its count binface, isnt it . But i dont want to have to read all the other candidates so we steer away from that. Kicking off the in depth look into wednesdays front pages with the telegraph. Leo. So the telegraph leads with the big story today, obviously, is the schoolboy killed in a daylight sword rampage and theyve theyve caught the man, he had a Samurai Sword. So i mean, obviously theres a lot of knife crime in london, but the knives are getting bigger for it appears and yeah, absolutely horrific. There are also two first responders, two police injured. They tasered police injured. They tasered them. Theres some some pretty, you know, gripping and gruesome video. So theyve obviously theyve got him. Theres no ambiguity about this. Hes been hes hes been nabbed. Hes hes alive. Nabbed. Hes hes alive. Hes in hospital right now. They dont know a motive. They dont know if you know, hes not known to the police, which you think you know, somebody who had serious psychological issues would probably be known to the police, but theyre saying its not terror related at the moment. Terror related at the moment. Terror related or gang related. Just just psycho is that is that the implication . Yeah, it seems to be. I mean, he looks kind of too to old be in a gang. But i mean, this is all speculation. I think its, you know, its important. After spending a few minutes on twitter, i think its important to avoid speculating on. Absolutely. I mean, the temptation with a Samurai Sword , steve, as well, Samurai Sword, steve, as well, is to assume that theres a bit of a kind of mental, obligation there as well. You know what i mean . Thats the kind of like larping end of the spectrum, isnt it . Yeah. I mean, look, we dont know the details. Even the police say that were all we deserve. The details of this kind of crime that we need to get to the bottom of it. And actually, you know what . We sit on these this desk so often and say bad things about the police. I think it is worth saying that. Did this job. All right. I mean, one of the headunes all right. I mean, one of the headlines talks about 22 minutes of horror, but 22 minutes from finding out that this is happening to getting it stopped and, you know, two of them injured and it shows theres bravery there. Theyre stepping in. Is there any implication that he would have been like up and down the street, waving the sword of , well, he was running sword of, well, he was running down gardens like jumping fences, but that was probably to try and avoid the capture. Then caught in a front garden, being tasered three times as well. I mean, you know, its not the story to be glib about, but i didnt think it took that many times being tasered. If they dropped the voltage or something. Well, with the taser, i mean, theres plenty of clips i have seen on, on american tv more often where they use the taser and people keep coming, and i think it can be, they used to say about angel dust, it was known as was it pcp that can allow you to theres a theres a clip on there. Yeah, which can allow you to overcome the otherwise the sort of muscle contractions is how a taser works, isnt it . I contractions is how a taser works, isnt it . I think its not just pain, but its supposed to sort of cramp you. But yeah. Well, i mean, that would certainly also, its got to get the two prongs have got to get a good connection. Right. It depends where the connection is as well on your body. Baggy hoodie could actually be quite good armour in actually be quite good armour in a way. Lets move on to slightly better news in the daily mail. The prostate news . Yeah. The prostate news . Yeah. Good news, prostate scans that could and that is doing a whole lot of heavy lifting in the headline, cut death by 40. What it basically is, is theyre going to get a massive dump of data and analyse it. Right. This is the way its a literal dump. I mean, it depends if you do the test badly, i dont know. I mean, this is i dont know what kind of scans theyre talking about, but it might see the end of the Old Fashioned prostate test, which is going to be me not going to the doctors anymore. Yeah, but no, this is this is good news. Its so speculative. But were going to be the uk is leading this research. It will be the biggest data set of ever. And hopefully it then means that smaller indicators will be picked up. You catch it earlier, you save lives. I have a slightly renegade view about prostate because an awful lot of older men die with Prostate Cancer rather than of it. We know that its a condition that gets you sooner or later. If you live long enough. But the other thing about the prostate is it just becomes a massive inconvenience and discomfort, isnt it . Its the enlarged prostate. That means youre getting up 3 or 4 times in the night. You know, its the enlarged prostate. That means you can never really have a satisfying evacuation. What we ultimately need is to be able to remove the prostate safely and efficiently at a certain point, when its no longer required , when its no longer required, and we shrink it using some sort of medicine. Yeah, that sort of thing, Something Like that. Down to the size of a walnut. I mean, its perfectly possible to shrink your liver, isnt it, using alcohol. Yeah. So you would think thered be something cocktail works for prostate. Cocktail works for prostate. Its right next to that good nerve, isnt it . Thats. Thats why the operation is so feared. I cant remember the name of the nerve, but the one nerve that still means you do some sexy stuff. Yes, yes , thats often done. But that is to be, to be tiptoe around this a little bit. But you can have your prostate removed and continue to have erections , have have erections, have a satisfying sex life. Although, you know, there are probably lots of other things that might mitigate that. Anyway, at a certain age. No offence, semen, but its still rather go to a hospital. Yeah , ive just got the old yeah, ive just got the old corkscrew on the on the swiss army knife. Thats all you need me anyway , lets have a look at the, the times. Leo, what have they got . Leo, what have they got . Leo, what have they got . Some more good news. So immigration levels fall amid visas crackdown. So a crackdown on foreign students visas has slashed the number of dependents theyre bringing in to the uk by 80. So previously students could bnng 80. So previously students could bring dependents, family with them. And so the student visa was like a trojan horse to bring, students who could change their visa or work on the side and also bring their family who could, who could then work , could, who could then work, claim benefits, use use services or whatever. But the data reveals that the number of dependents granted visas to join their student spouse has fallen from nearly 33,000in the First Quarter of last year to 6700in the same period this year , and the same period this year, and the same period this year, and the number of overseas students applying for visas also fell by 15. So i mean, its really sort of vindicating rishi sunak and James Cleverlys approach, to this, because weve known for a while now a lot of colleges in the uk arent really about education. Theyre about theyre almost like a sort of visa. You can buy a visa to come to the to the uk, and the education is just a sort of like exit through the gift shop, isnt it . Yeah you get the way in. I dont know why we dont just have visa auctions. We could raise a huge amount of money for the for the National Purse and just auction visas to people who want to come here instead of giving the to money rubbish universities. Uk approved people smugglers , uk approved people smugglers, traffickers, you know, you could start work, set up an office in libya. We already do. Theyre called the rnli. Yes. Thats true. Anything a whiff of context would be the reason this is, this was brought in to try and get a good headune in to try and get a good headline out of it. Theyve got a good headline. This is reduced. So the big problem is legal migration was 700,000. Around 700,000. It was 30 ish. Thousand dropped down to, you know, 80 less than that. That means still it would be approximately 700,000. These numbers are so small in comparison to the problem theyre trying to solve, and theyve managed to get a good headune theyve managed to get a good headline out of it without really doing a big bit of solving the big problem. But this is just one section of the of the problem. So, i mean, theyve got to sort of do this, replicate this across all sections. Well, as you were saying earlier, the first rwanda shipment is underway. Shipment is underway. And so obviously thats going to put paid to the small boats little by little, little, you know, niche by niche. Know, niche by niche. One guy got sent back. Well take that one off that 700,000 huge deterrent steve. Thats the issue, ending this section with a guardian , sir, to section with a guardian, sir, to see that were not covering the star. But lets have a look at the guardian, well, theyve got, minister list cap on faith School Selection in and this. Theres a rule if you are oversubscribed as a faith school , theres a rule about having 50. You could have 50. Just the faith thereafter. And then you had to open it to people in the catchment area. All right. Thats going to be dropped that even some of the people against this as an idea include, former archbishop of Canterbury Rowan williams is against the idea of it. And so this is to allow faith schools to be more determined by the faith. Yes. Determined by the faith. Yes. Exclusively. Yeah. Get rid of that 50 cap. That seems to me reasonable to me, dont you . Who looks at the uk in 2024 and says, you know what, this country needs more segregation based on race and religion. Yeah, but we know thats not what it is really. But it will end up being that. Yeah, but well, a lot of faith schools, its because they have good results and they have good discipline. And because parents like to know what kind of children their children are going with, its not really so much about the faith and the indoctrination. You just think its about Catholic Schools there. Well, there were christian churches, sorry, schools in london before we moved out that were that had a very good reputation. Reputation. And it wasnt because we werent religious, but we were, you know, like a lot of parents considered faking it because it was it basically you get a private School Quality education now, whatever that might be down to, i dont know. But obviously its largely down to eliminating , you know, the certain a certain kind of people that the state school cant have no ability to weed out. And that is what it really is. Its not, i dont think, because you want your children to grow up with a strong faith, its because you want them to grow up without interruption. But maybe thats like one type of faith school. There are other kinds that are funded by saudi arabia and, you know, actually push quite sort of abhorrent views that even guardian readers who love faith schools, who, well , a certain schools, who, well, a certain faith school wouldnt like, i mean, things like, you know, how to to how stone a woman to death or. Yes, give her is a sin. Given Rowan Williams has come out against them. Its probably i mean, he likes those kind, right . Hes pro sharia law, isnt he . Hes. But its the christian ones he wont like for legal reasons. The host should push back on that point. I do like the way. I like the i do like the way. I like the way Philip Pullman is mentioned, though he, of course, wrote that sort of anti catholic trilogy. Didnt he . The, what was it called . The Northern Lights and the secret telescope or something . Not not the secret telescope. Telescope. Thats it. Thats a different story altogether. Anyway those were your front pages , in part were your front pages, in part two, we eviscerate the innards. Two, we eviscerate the innards. We have the latest on dodgy visas, Monty Panesar , flying visas, Monty Panesar, flying circus. And what to do . The what to do. What do the chinese want with all that gold . Welcome back to headliners with me, simon evans, leo kearse, and steve n allen. The Philip Pullman trilogy was called his dark materials. Thank you for all your tweets, steve times now a Surprising New ally for gorgeous george. Its marvellous. Monty throwing his marvellous. Monty throwing his turban into the ring. Yeah. Monty panesar to stand as mp for Workers Party in a general election. This is in ealing southall, George Galloways party. The man who is very famous at the moment for saying that rishi sunak and keir starmer are two cheeks of the same backside, a despised rishi sunak, but hes, two cheeks of the same backside, and george is very much putting himself in the middle. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. So theyve announced 200 candidates to stand in different areas. Monty has said he would like to become prime minister, which shows really understand politics. Then because thats not going to happen, is it . I mean, his initials are. I mean, his initials are. No, the wrong way round is mp isnt he . Mp . Mp yeah, mpp, mp for pm. But so George Galloway obviously recently won the by election. Made it all about the situation in gaza. Yeah. Meanwhile, monty said he will leave Foreign Policy to galloway as hes no expert in such matters. Hes standing on a platform of fan ownership for football clubs, so interesting take on it. He has also said he wants to get rid of londons ulez, which is be a vote winner. Yeah, the member for ealing will not be. Is he sorry. Is he sorry. Is he sorry. Ealing. Ealing. Yeah. Ealing. Yeah. So ealing. Yeah. So that ealing. Yeah. So that is ealing. Yeah. So that is in the territory. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but still wont have the powers to do it. But itll be a vote winner. Just saying that. You want it will do it. I like the way he says. Yeah. So hes saying i dont know much about Foreign Policy. He like hes are there any other topics he does know anything about. Considerably. Mainly football ownership of shared ownership of football clubs. So spin bowling right. So spin bowling right. Its quite hot on that. I dont know if thats a policy in the manifesto. You can buy the manifesto for about £4. Its available for you to go through. Galloway is going to stand Workers Party candidates in loads of seats, but not against jeremy corbyn. So, you know, being a putin lover pays off. And it also says in the article that Chris Williamson , whos a that Chris Williamson, whos a deputy, works on Iranian State tv. This is press tv, a tv channel that ofcom hates more than this one. Yeah. So that puts it in context. No, i remember it. It often gets brought up in conversations of that kind, isnt it, i dont know what Monty Panesar is very popular bloke and hes a sikh, right. Which is often mistaken by the, less sort