A man totaled his truck in Sabattus, Maine on Wednesday, because he was distracted while driving. He wasn’t on his cell phone . . . he was counting his money. Early yesterday, a car crashed into a building in Pittsburgh . . . that had a business called “We Buy Any Car.” A first date at a mall in Bellevue, Washington went awry last week, when the guy started writing BOMB THREATS on the walls. He was arrested. Someone bought a new home, and discovered that the previous owner used literal Jenga blocks to attach a toilet paper dispenser to the wall. North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un has outlawed skinny jeans and mullets. He’s supposedly worried that “decadent fashion” is a threat to his regime.