PREMIUM DUMBARTON reader John Sim noticed this sign on a local fence. Clearly some forms of discrimination are acceptable, even in our increasingly tolerant society. A jagged edge GLASGOW crime writer Graeme Macrae Burnet is a talented page scribbler, though he is now itching to prove that he also has exceptional entrepreneurial skills at his disposal. “I'm thinking of opening a pub called The Vaccinated Arms,” he reveals. Lost in translation CELEBRITY hairdresser Denise McAdam, who is Scottish though based in London, has been volunteering at a vaccine centre where she asked a chap: "Had a jag yet?" “No,” replied the fellow, though he added that he once owned a Merc.