PREMIUM David Donaldson wonders if this portable loo is bigger on the inside than the outside, and if Dr Loo takes his time when using it Peculiar purchase A DIARY tale about those folk who have a great deal of love for the colour orange inspires reader Gordon McRae to tell us of a Hollywood memorabilia auction where there was some frantic bidding from Northern Ireland. The lot in question was the sash Mia Farrow wore. Far-flung Fergie FOOTBALL-FOCUSED reader Robin Irvine recently noted that Aberdeen FC have commissioned a statue of their most famous manager, which will proudly stand outside the stadium. Today he informs us that, rather surprisingly, there already exists such an effigy in a far-off city.