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I'm told that he will set of on this in Mexico City 50 years ago today humans walked on the moon for the 1st time N.P.R.'s Geoff Brumfiel looks back at the Apollo 11 mission astronauts Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin rode in their tiny lunar module down to the moon surface. They're going to be here all right we'll have a good point Frank Well if we stop you on the ground we've got if I forgot about her play we're pregnant again like a lot of hours later it was Armstrong who climbed down paused. I prefer the latter and stepped on to the moon I find. I am pretty. Armstrong and Aldrin spent 21 hours and 36 minutes on the moon surface. Then they left for home Geoff Brumfiel n.p.r. News this is n.p.r. It's 100 for Good morning I'm Andy was so in with k.c.a.l. You news the latest a to sticks show there's been a slight increase in unemployment on the central and south coasts the jobless rate went from 3 percent in May to 3 point 6 percent in June in Ventura County Santa Barbara counties unemployment numbers climbed from 2.9 percent to 3.5 percent and in San Luis Obispo County the percentage of people out of work climb from 2.4 percent in May to an even 3 percent in June statewide The jobless rate held steady from month to month at 4.2 percent. State Senator Kamel Harris has raised more money in California than any other presidential candidate thanks to strong showings in Hollywood San Francisco and Silicon Valley President Trump on the other hand is doing very well in the Central Valley and rural California count matters reporter Ben Christopher who's analyzed presidential campaign donations for every California zip code says Bernie Sanders is too he raised more money and I did my contributions for more of the president and the other Democratic candidates and that's because he really racked up a lot of rural areas are very central valley that maybe didn't give as much as I for 10 or well rest Hollywood but where he really seemed to dominate the contribution Harris's 7 and a half $1000000.00 raised in California tops the nearly $5000000.00 brought in by South Bend Mayor Pete booted judge and the $3000000.00 brought in by President Trump Chevron says an 800000 gallon oil spill in central California may have started when crews tried to recap an abandoned well the company held a briefing Friday about the seepage that began in May in a Kern County oil field west of Bakersfield Chevron says it believes the spill stemmed from efforts to remove aging cement plugs from its non producing wells and replace them the company says that the initial flows came from a previously damaged well that was being re entered the fuel giant says the oil has only fouled about an acre of land and 90 percent of the spilled material has been recaptured it's 10 o 6 You're listening to k.c.a.l. 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Later on we're going to be talking to Piper Kerman the author of Orange Is The New Black who is now teaching writing in prisons here in Ohio but 1st the New York Times published an amazing exposé this week close to our hearts with a shocking conclusion we have reached quote peak podcast that's right every single person in America now has a podcast. So from here on podcasts will slowly decline until there are none left and people will stop committing unsolved murders out of a lack of interest. If you don't want to bother starting a podcast but still want to hear your voice on one give us a call the number is one triple 8 Wait Wait that's 188-924-8924 now let's welcome our 1st listener contestant Hi you're on Wait Wait Don't Tell me baby hey David where you calling from little hollow Minnesota Little Falls Minnesota No I lived in Minnesota but I never came across Little Falls where is that Mack down in the heart reporter right movement right middle and what do you do there in the middle of Minnesota my wife and I own a bike or you do that's you know I often thought that if I truly wanted to give up everything. Elson just be happy I would run a bicycle shop am I right in this. You would be very happy I would be very happy right now in the market that's awesome Well David let me introduce you our panel this week 1st up a comedian you can listen to on the new fear not gas it's Alonzo boat Hello David b. We're back the comedian and writer whose new audio series aliens of extraordinary ability is out now on auto ball it's made Hakan the they were the OAS and finally the host of them obituaries podcast his mobile 2 areas live show will be at the house of independence in Asbury Park New Jersey on August 21st and stage one in Fairfield Connecticut on August 22nd it's more rocker there are one thing that welcome to the show you to play Who's Bill This Time Bill Kurtis is going to read you 3 quotations from this week's news if you can correctly identify or explain 2 of them you'll win our prize and a voice from our show you might choose in your voicemail you ready to play now here and. Here we go your 1st quote is from the president of the United States those tweets are not race he was talking about some tweets he sent earlier that were totally what you bring here. The only races there are now in the country have been arguing for some years if the president is racist or just you know racially charged or racist curious. Or merely You know you see. It all started when Trump told for Congresswoman to go back to their countries he was just testing it if it worked he try it on millennia. Paying. 0 you laugh it's it's cheaper than what he had to do the last 2. So this this go back to your country thing was so unvarnished that many news organizations threw up their hands and just called it racist even n.p.r. Which stands for no please don't say racist. And n.p.r. Said this is an organization that is so even handed it covers a kick to the crotch by talking both to the crotch and the foot. The thing is to set 3 of the women were born in the United States they were I mean I gonna Presley she represents Massachusetts but she was actually born in Cincinnati now I realize that this crowd saying go back to society is like going back to a hellhole Yes I know. That's how they see it I understand they're from Cleveland but getting in the middle of that can't give in to these horrible prejudices Mo we are you know we're all one to the president help one of us rallies on Wednesday night and this whole thing when he started going after a lot Omar they started chanting send her back send her back that was really ugly face the fact is you've got to give the president this he's really good at coming up with chants like walk her up send her back the Democrats keep trying it it doesn't work with their programs free college tuition but only a public universities for qualifying applicants with a limit on family income of 220. The All right your next quote is from n.b.a. Star De Mar De Rosa and reacting to a photo of himself that somebody posted using something called face at it whatever started this man you know messing people's life up to Rosen was upset that face out made him like it does to everybody who uses it look. What they look older That's exactly right their look over. 20 years of writing years on the. Face up took over the Internet this week it gives you a picture of what you would look like when you are 30 years old or the images were all extraordinarily realistic they could replace the previous technology for finding out what you look like old looking at your parents. What does it mean if you run the photo through the app and you just get back a picture of a coffin. But I like it because I want to marry a guy who's like 30 years older than me to my own review so I'm going to upload all my faith photos on to my dating profiles and he would be like oh and I still may be just like me because that's what all guys like. I began by Mario No we don't sadly but here's the thing and you might have heard this too it turns out the app was made by Russian programmers the Democrats led by Chuck Schumer advised people to delete the app immediately it makes sense the Dems need to stop it the Russians use that old face technology and Joe Biden will just be a picture of a handful of dust. And sadly they already got to Bernie. Your last quote is about a big shake up in spine movies who cares if it's one as long as she still drinks Martini's kills bad guys and has sex with lots of lots of women. That was writer Jesse McLaren reacting to news that what movie icon will be played by a woman in the next film. On. Very good day. A woman will be the next James Bond or technically agent double 07 but that doesn't matter because no one cares less about distinctions like that than fans of popular movie franchises. Are also easy going. According to reports British actress Shonda Lynch will be playing agent 7 of the British and I 6 the 1st woman ever to do so James Bond though will still be around in the film he's played by Daniel Craig again but now he's retired. We all know what happened to bond he got me to do. You know that right definitely like this like James you were calling this woman Pussy Galore Her name is Deborah. You know usually bond is sent to go see m. And q. And now we had to go c h r. So is he just going to be a sort of like a kindly old sort of uncle figure Well it's unclear but we hope that a female double of 7 means there will be bond boys just as ridiculous Lee objectified while the Bond girls are so it's like 7 o 7 Your mission is to link up with an informant a 22 year old surfer a named octo donkey. You talk about the bands I mean the ones magic to the people who lost their mind over a black Little Mermaid Yeah you know when they get double 07 is a black woman they probably just died in their basement it's just it was just too much and they just keeled over Yeah Bill how did David do on our quiz David nailed it all 3 Congratulations aim at the way home Ok. Thanks. Right now panel it is time for you to answer some questions about this week's news made for this week the House of Representatives ordered an investigation to discover if the Pentagon ever secretly tried to make what into a weapon but I can tell you 1st of all what the Pentagon is that's very good man. If something to do with them. Whether it is not can you give me a clue can I certainly can I love the smell of a lime disease in the morning it smells like victory. So it's the creature that you get light yes which is plug thing and slug That's in and move. To make one sound as a what a clock tick tick. Tick tick yes. A secret that's again. A secret Pentagon program to recognize that thank you to the panel for that joint I had so much more direct I know you don't mess around I got to show that I do after the show I know that it's been so i'm House committee is ordered an investigation into whether this happened because there's evidence to suggest that the Department of Defense may have experimented with turning tricks into military weapons because the wars of the future will not be won with bullets will be won by convincing the enemy to run through the tall grass with short so I get really big. It just makes me wonder how much free time military investigators there if you believe that you would actually listen listen we need a report we need to know if they were investigating using takes back in the sixty's . I would sit at my computer and play games or just make it up yeah yeah. But when they were trying to get Castro didn't they do all sorts of they did masquerading ours and totally wile e. Coyote Yeah always and wetsuits and all that sort of thing yeah I think they sent face or something like like aggressive face they sent you about aggressive fish to Cuba like a sword fish you're like a snake that great but with the band i asked me what you just started another investigation is here. For. You. Coming up. Paddles get canned It's our Bluff the Listener game call one AAA Wait wait to play We'll be back in a minute with more Wait Wait Don't Tell me from n.p.r. . The school bell signals the start of deal going all is 6th grade science class Casey all you news stories that expand your world today's Lassen eating Neal one has the same proteins as beat Al It changed our lives and will eat a meal or instead of a cat Cal had met the Met is a greenhouse gas and that means because climate change k.c.l. You news on your radio on the k.c.l. Us and when you tell your smart speaker to play k.c. 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Thank you Bill thanks everybody right now it is time for the Wait Wait Don't Tell Me Bluff the Listener game call one AAA wait wait play our game on the air Hi you're on Wait Wait Don't Tell me a little bit Jeremy what do your North Carolina what are your North Carolina I don't know where that is what's what's what are your like to welcome our international partners here and what do you do there I'm a wine rep and a musician you're a wine rep What's the wine scene like in North Carolina. Good enough summertime wanted to where it's even right and speaking of which you know when n.p.r. National Geographic you know you've got your why and you know I ain't real but wind best know what is here is there n.p.r. Wine you didn't know but the n.p.r. Was like that so. I don't like that Morning Edition wind sound so sad I hear wind it's very dry but balanced. Jeremy it's very nice to have you with us you're going to play our game in which you must try to tell truth from fiction Bill what is Jeremy's topic their record of the Iowa Department of Human Services your fire. The state where New York Mayor Bill de Blasio lives just fired the 66 year old director of its Department of Human Services why our panelists are going to tell you that only one of them is telling the truth pick that one and you win our prize the week we've heard of your choice on your voicemail ready to play ready let's 1st hear from a Higgins It's not where you've been it's where you're asked a cool saying but not one that applies to Jerry Fox the director of the Iowa Department of Human Services who's recently after resign from his post the shocking reason for his resignation is only becoming clearer now he does not live in Iowa. Nor it turns out has he ever even been there it began when Mr Fox open was at a meeting in d.c. And referred to Iowa as that lovely place by the sea. When Jimmy limp as an Iowa housing official heard his colleagues thing that he quizzed him asking what their state was famous for Mr Fox Hovan replied in a shaky voice Well you know Iowa the Lone Star State. How about those guys. I next year will win all of the football games that's when the newspapers picked up on that one report to reach Mr Fox over on the phone and asked him some basic questions that anybody who lives in Iowa should know in response to the question where is Fu city he answers I haven't seen you in years got a critic I know that he's been fired his former employees are connecting the dots when it came to having team meetings he would always video. Even when the meeting is happening just down the hall from his office contacted by reporters some staff mention seeing a surfboard in the back of a nosing that in hindsight it was unlikely he was using it to stare on Cory. Grandparents over problems. He's never actually been to Iowa Your next story of a pink slip comes from. Until June 17th 66 year old Harry Fox was I was director of Human Services that was the day after he sent an email to 4300 agency employees praising the music of the late rapper Tupac Shakur who are now formerly known as the notorious director isn't just a fan of Tupac Shakur for he was hosting weekly Tupac Friday to play his music in the office for his own birthday Fox served Tupac cookies including grated with the words life during his 2 years he sent 352 e-mails to employees when Governor Kim Ronald's asked him to resign it was one week after Fox has been sent an e-mail reminding employees to Mark birthday by playing one of his songs now lest anyone think that a 66 year old Iowa loving rap is funny bear in mind that the very 1st rap was heard in the opening of the greatest American musical which was set in Iowa the music man. The cash for the fancy goods cash for the soft goods cash for the noggins in the Pickens and the brick and kept the dogs had past and demonstrate that with practice I think it's like they want to talk the talk but you talk about you talk you can talk you can talk you can bicker you can talk you can bicker bicker bicker you can talk all you want but it's different than it was no way no way but you got to know the territory. Again. Ah a fox has been fired from Saddam used a government because apparently you have his overly enthusiastic appreciation of Tupac secure your last story of the dishonorable discharge comes from Alonzo Boden Cherry Fox open loves Iowa he loves the state cities and towns the fields the highways he loves I wish humans and he loves providing them with services which is good because he's the Iowa State Director of Human Services but there was one problem Jerry Fox opened hate score. It started with a Facebook page he called corn it's a devil's grain. Dairy posted all the reasons he hates corn it gets caught in your teeth it's hard to be Jess corn on the cob it's a sloppy mess on your fingers the page grew in popularity with other haters chime in and on pop popcorn cracked my 2 if I want to know what I ate the night before I keep a diary. If. It even got political Would a tax on ethanol fuel subsidies to corn lobbies influences on Congress the problem with this is Facebook is public and when corn farmer sort of page they went straight to the gov You can't be governor of a corn state and have a senior point to hate corn Rebecca Shields a reporter from you I would guess that asks why the hatred of corn fatso been said he ate corn every day as a child and just got so sick of it he thought it would be funny to attack after the sport has joined his page it became a real thing and it spun out of his control he sighed I guess in the end corn won. All right really is a guy named Jerry Fox. He really is 66 years old and he really was until this week the head of Human Services for the state of Iowa why was he fired. Was it because from the maid he didn't actually live in or ever been to Iowa from over Rocca his overt and perhaps over enthusiasm for the rapper Tupac Shakur or from Alonzo he just hated Quorn too much which of these is the real reasons we believe for his terminations. At the mo or you know the most rock a story of abuse yet by the way he said my thank you for. All right you picked is now it's amazing because we were able to get in touch with the gentleman in question himself my favorite song by tupac maybe I think. The Oh that was Jerry Fox of an he loves to pox your core almost as much as he used to love Iowa state bureaucracy. Congratulations you got it right. Through the Including about Meredith Wilson inventing hip hop so you have won our prize the voice of your choice in your voicemail congratulations thank the owner thanks so much for what you. Believe. The not. Just away. And now the game where we ask people who've been through a lot to go through something else told not my job Piper Kerman was a happy go lucky young woman when she just happened to happily go to Europe with some drug money and got unlucky gendered up serving a year in a women's prison but you know all that because she wrote a book about her experience called Orange Is The New Black which was adapted into the hit Netflix series she now spends more time in prison here in Ohio teaching writing to inmates Piper Kerman welcome to Wait Wait Don't Tell me. Thank. You Thank You Thank You. How do is it is it all is it all right that we tell people that you're here in Ohio or are you still on the run I mean I don't know what your status and I am not on the lam and yeah I've been living here in Ohio for almost 5 years it's been fantastic and. I feel I mean I've course believe that everybody knows your story but maybe not so let's go through it briefly you were a young woman living in a fancy free this is back in the early ninety's and you had a friend who asked you to do this errand of bringing some money which was ill gotten She asked me to carry a bag of money from Chicago to Brussels right which you did so I did and just to be clear you knew this was not like legit This is not like a kind of you know frames of innocence on this and you did that and then you extricated yourself from that relationship and that life but then some years later there was a knock on your door many years later the thunderous it was actually a doorbell. Metaphorical right and to make a long and ultimately profitable story short you ended up pleading guilty to charges of money laundering and went off to Danbury state prison yes federal prison federal prison until we should say that the book obviously is and is a memoir it's nonfiction but they took some liberties with the t.v. Series that we saw a book is a true story and the. Show takes the book puts it in a blender and puts a lot of other ingredients in Yes and isn't that fantastic and untasted So are you a fan of the t.v. Show I am a fan of this show for sure and all the people all the wonderful people who make it so you're back in prison although now you are doing it as an instructor and so what are you doing exactly I teach true story writing class I teach a class in which students come in and write true stories from their own life essentially a memoir writing class and where you do it I do that at the Ohio State. Reformatory for women which is right smack dab in the middle of the state and then at the Marion Correctional Institution for men do you ever teach the mindy of your famous prison recipe. They were very interested in the cheesecake recipe actually at the men's facility the women all knew how to do it I was actually amazed to read this in the book that all this cooking which I did not think was the thing that happened in prison but yeah turns out the food in the chow hall is pretty bad yeah the skills of the prisoners are much better the materials are kind of rough to work with right so you do what you can well 1st of all I did notice that you said that the food was so bad and since exercise was one of the few things you could do to spend your time you ended up at least the 1st looking pretty great you said I ran a half marathon when I was in prison that's really boring it is to do. Where do you how do you want to have fun in prison you run a half marathon around a quarter mile gravel track a lot of left turn to see. So as you say the chow in the food hall was terrible so you sort of cooking for yourselves how do you make a cheesecake in prison. To make a cheesecake in prison you need a Tupperware bowl you have to have that after purchase it from the commissary or borrow it you make a cross out of either smashed up graham crackers or Oreo depending on your proclivities and I'm writing this down. You need some margarine that you've stolen from the chow hall that is the only. In this recipe which makes it novel and notable. And then for the filling you take those kinds of cheeses that don't have to be refrigerated you need about a half cup of putting you can usually get some putting somewhere and you sort of beat those things viciously together until they're creamy and then you get a beating on. On the putting And this cheese and you also start to add entire thing. Of cream or about yeah right Paul and making putting my hands about 8 to 10 or more is the powder how true and substitute Not all very cream are right yes you put that in there the whole container you're trying not to think about what's what's going it what's in there yeah right and you mix and you mix and then it actually what you have is kind of a soup in mess right yes well then you take the plastic squeeze lemon and you put I would use really most of the lemon and you start to squeeze that into the mix and it tightens up I attribute whatever mysterious things are contained in nondairy creamer but it's remarkably like the texture of a New York cheesecake. And the taste you are in so it seems if you're in prison right. Now I think you have got to get a few that were. Well Piper Kerman it is a pleasure to talk to you we have invited you here to play a game we're calling longer fish. For you busted and as we've discussed serve time for money laundering which made us wonder how much you know about the more traditional kind of laundering. Answer 2 out of 3 questions about what they call closing laundering the little prize one of our listeners the voice of anyone they might like on our show on their voicemail who is Piper Kerman playing for Sophia Casa of Ohio who's here with her family but right. Now to do this. Yes. Your 1st question American pioneers had a very inventive way of dealing with dirty clothes What was it a sticking them in the Old Faithful geyser in Yellowstone waiting for it to erupt the shooting of their laundry with soap shot. Or see just standing near a buffalo. And blaming the animal for the stink. I'm going to go with Old Faithful you're exactly right I'm. 42 because that's like stories they say they would just stick their laundry in the guys or wait for to go up the laundry would blow up in the air they pick it up at Bickley that's what I would do absolutely. Next question while he was writing Walden Henry David Thoreau of course shot himself off from civilization that made getting his clothes clean difficult what clever technique did throw used to get his clothes clean during his year living on a coat his clothes in honey and let the bears lick them clean. Be used his philosophical insights to convince the clothes to turn away from dirt. Or c He walked the mile into town and had his mom do it for him. It's so easy to see you are all gone yeah yeah. The golden isn't that far out of town they also brought food for him all right last question nowadays things of course and laundry as with everything else it's all high tech astronauts on the International Space Station do their laundry how a laser. Be hanging them on a line outside i'm or see the loading their dirty laundry into a cargo spaceship and letting it burn up on reentry. I think it's basically a version of disposable underwear going to go and say you're exactly right now there's no want to go up there much easier to bring up. Cargo ship the old laundry in the ship and let it burn up on reentry you're exactly right Bill how did Piper do on our quiz she got all 3 right and that could hurt the record very well during the one. Hyperthermia is the author of the book Orange Is The New Black the adaptation of the book is on Netflix its final season drops on July 26th Piper Kerman thank you so much for joining. 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News quiz I'm Bill Kurtis were playing this week with Alonzo Boden Mo Rocca maven Higgens Ted Here again is your host at the bus Music Center at The Valley National Park Rangers Thank you everybody thank you for. Just a minute. Tries to find a friend grinder in our Listener Limerick Challenge game if you'd like to play give us a call at one triple 8 Wait Wait that's 189-4894 right now panel some more questions for you from the week's news Mo this week researchers published a translation of a historic document the earliest known communication between Christians outside of the Bible it dates from 23080 and it's a letter from one brother to another in which the writer pleads with his brother for what. He pleads with if this isn't the 3rd century yes. He's he's saying when are you going to be done with Leviticus I want to read it now. Because I love dietary restriction. Give me a clue we don't know if the phrase he used translates to ketchup Mayo or. It's one brother telling him about a great new condiment he discovered not asking for a contact's it asking for sauce take up the pick up the sauce exactly the letter begins reading is my Lord my incomparable brother Paulus and it goes on please bring back that sauce. It's basically a primitive form of texting somebody to pick up dinner in the way home. The brother offers to reimburse Paulus van mo. Those days that was the name of the cow bladder you kept your coins in the sauce in question is a fish liver sausage which sounds gross but when the entrée every night as long as you want to drown it in that stuff of course it probably wasn't real fish liver sauce you know it was just slang for weed. And where was just discovered this is discovered it was a pirate that originally came from Egypt it had been sitting for decades in somebodies archive and somebody took it out and translated and discovered what it was I love a fast food you have to go if you want to take money but if you think you know you think about of the result of stone What was it is all this writing on a slab maybe it was a menu at a drive for example only example it all up and they go oh I have the fish sauce we're all out of fish. They. Made this week the website life hacker posted their advice for avoiding stress while fly we all need that their number one tip is what don't fit in the window really. Did I think you know that I was just. I did not know that it is the worst because it changes your voice and this thing happened to me where I was and then I said to the Thai old sitting beside me I was stuck in the window size. Said I felt like oh I'm going to be sick and so I said to the try and kiss me can you just you know can I just go to the restroom you know reading life and then they took the law with their i Pad and their headphones and I barfed all over the little Oh. And then and then I turned to the times and I said. Dad. I. Look like you like the exorcist because I was like who don't who think that you can just on the kids on the man in front on myself somehow on the page parents sitting behind me I got here that's a huge thing yeah backwards I was really you know it was extraordinary I mean Carlos was old charming. So I love it appreciate you even more me but that's not relevant to the question at hand the question was what it was 40 to like number one thing you should do for a lovely relaxing easy flight paths and pesto before you get literally. Only give you a hint this this doesn't sound crazy it's only crazy to anybody who's ever done it that they're advising us Oh right I'm ready to read I yes I'll give it to whoever said it for now their argument is yes take a red eye flight leaves it's a 11 pm gets an a 5 am security lines are shorter the tickets are cheaper the plane is more likely to be empty but that's because no one else is stupid enough to take the red off. Their main argument though is that you'll sleep better which makes sense except for the fact that the flight is named after what happens to you when you do not sleep. But yes I would take pink eye over red eye on e Bay actually. I think the thing to do is find out what flight may visit I'm. Coming up it's Lightning Fill In The Blank but 1st it's the game where you have to listen for the ride if you like to play on air call or leave a message at one AAA Wait Wait that's 188-892-4892 extension 4 Hi you're on Wait Wait Don't Tell me I mean regular They don't know why a sale of Ohio hate me for not knowing this but how far is Salem from where we are in Cleveland or near Cleveland I think an hour an hour away what do you do there and say well I work at the fort there but the dream to be there now wait a minute you work is a farce or isn't it usually the other way around the people at home with her cats wish they could be out in the forest. Maybe but my cat would agree yeah that's true but Jamie welcome to the show Bill Kurtis is going to read for you 3 news related limericks with the last word or phrase missing from each if you can fill in that last word or phrase correctly on 2 of them Rex you'll be a winner all right here is your 1st pay attention come close take good care now what do you see nothing there. To c o 2 symmetric will do we have whipped up some food from Fin air yes. A Finnish company claims they can make an edible protein using only carbon dioxide water and electricity a product currently known in the u.s. As like what. The food in this food made of thin air has a consistency they say similar to wheat flour which means you can finally gorge yourself on all the dry wheat flour you want guilt free to even get the idea is they say we can actually make food from air using electricity somehow creating edible proteins that gives you hope it will actually give a solid that you don't like to sit. Not just inhaling Yeah Ok they'll be weird if that were the case if you like what are you trying to go on a diet breathing for me today thanks trying to lose you. That's what it sounds like it sounds like a new diet for you yeah. All right here's your next limerick this Evian trend is absurd by Hitchcock this Flock has been spurred they dive bomb for fun while I'm out of Iran I have just been attacked by a birds parrots are going crazy this summer dive bombing and stealing food out of people's hands red winged blackbirds of the biggest aggressors attacking anyone who comes near their habitat all these attacks might seem random it is breeding season the birds are really just saying hey knock next time or they should just hang a necktie on their nest knobs. They take time out of their you know lovemaking to bomb the Parthenon Yeah apparently they're very protective of their nest with very breeding season but also because the babies are there all the babies are made or at Yad some cases the babies remain so better protected All right Jamie here is your last limerick as Pottery Barn makes amends Phoebe's web page defied them so soon you'll all run across chairs from Rachel led Ross who sells furniture featured on. Yes. With the new friends inspired critter line from Pottery Barn you can spruce up your space with iconic living room pieces from the sitcom Friends you get your Central Perk mugs you can have Rachel's coffee table you can have a bunch of lazy people lying around who somehow don't need jobs. Friends As you all know is a television show that ended about 15 years ago. People still watch it because of the hilarious antics of Rachel Ross Niles Ross and Frasier. Turns out there's a lot of this going. Around a lot of stuff sponsored by t.v. Shows Pottery Barn is doing Friends Unfortunately for Sears the Chernobyl furniture but not enough. To worry about aren't just the new black garniture. Bill how did Jamie do on our quiz Jamie's been waiting for it all her life had paid off with the perfect score for graduation to be thank. You. Now on to our final game Lightning Fill In The Blank you should our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill in the blank questions as he or she can each correct answer is now worth 2 points Bill can you give us the score 5 points may have has one Alonzo has 2 All right Major you are in 3rd place you're up 1st the clock will start when I begin your 1st question fill in the blank on Wednesday the House voted to hold Attorney General blank in contempt of Congress and affirmative. The 1st name of the conversion attorney general. Yes Would all of us on Wednesday Rand Paul block the Senate from approving a compensation fund for the victims of blank. 911 right 911 this week the d.n.c. Announced that 20 presidential candidates had qualified for the next round of televised blanks debate yes on Monday and yeah you ready on Monday India scrubber to their planned mission to blank just minutes before takeoff. They were sent to planning their mission to blank their mission to move the moon yes very good during a routine traffic stop in Oklahoma police found blank blank and blank inside a man's vehicle I need to think of 3 different where you do and you have to do it quickly Oh. Crazy's tactic very good. They found an open bottle of whiskey a lot of rattlesnake and a canister of uranium. On Wednesday the World Health Organization declared the blank outbreak in the Congo a global health emergency. Right on Sunday Novak Djokovic defeated blank to claim his 2nd straight Wimbledon title another tennis player that. The 71 Roger Federer this week already said they would not be adding the vegetable based impossible burger to their menu but they would be adding blank bacon no carrots made of meat. But it's so much easier to be a vegetarian now that there is a carrot made of meat fruit vegetable exactly the new item from Arby's is made from Turkey which is then flavored like a carrot so it has everything you love about meat except to taste. The salt or it could not simply because the product launch was the 1st time somebody has said I want to show you all my meat it. Has not been a rescue Bill how did may do on our quiz Dave you're approving Yeah. 10 more points a total of 11 and your in the lead All right. Alonzo you're up next fill in the blank on Monday the White House issued new rules effectively barring migrants from Central America from requesting blank write on Thursday the u.s. Navy said it destroyed a drone from blank in the Strait of Hormuz Iran right on Wednesday the House voted to block President Trump's attempt to sell arms to blank Saudi Arabia right after spending months tending to in watering his girlfriend's new house plant a man in Australia discovered blank. Her boyfriend know. Discovered that it was made of plastic on Wednesday streaming services on Wednesday streaming service blank announced its 1st major loss of u.s. Subscribers but yes with over 32 nominations Game of Thrones leads the pack for the 29000 Blanco awards I mean right this week police in Alabama warned that flushing drugs down the toilet could lead to black. Highly addictive alligators you're exactly right. The police to be here. As a matter gators. Drug dealers in Alabama if you keep flushing your stash down the toilet you may end up creating a race they say of meth addicted gators roaming the streets looking for a fix. Well that sounds way worse than a normal gator doesn't make your teeth fall out. Problem solved I think Alonso did pretty well what do you think he got 6 right 12 more points 14 he was in the right be the or. How many then does Mo need to win 5 to win oh he can do that here we go fill in the blank on Wednesday the House voted to block a call from Representative Al Green to start blank proceedings against President Trump impeach the right following the publication of a trove of offensive text messages the governor of blank has said he will not be stepping down where thought just this week a federal judge permanently blocked the Trump administration from adding a citizenship question to the blank since Tuesday former Supreme Court justice blank passed away at the age of 99 that he was not a Famous Face ball game was. He was the game where Babe Ruth supposedly called the shots right right this week a correctional facility in the u.k. Announced a new program where a well behaved prisoners will be given blank cheesecake no. T.v. To the president a year after declaring bankruptcy toy store chain blank announced it is opening 2 new stores for the holiday season outdoor several as this week apartment complex in Colorado residents a note informing them that blank was no longer allowed. That people are no longer allowed loud laughter. The memo asked residents to only use library level voices and stated that quote loud laughter and conversation. Regardless of the time of day. In order to keep. Apartment I. Wonder why they're so loving to Bill how did. He win. The graduation. This is a bit we're going to ask our panel to predict. The next everyone will get excited about but 1st let me tell you that support for n.p.r. . And. Offering a. Small. Change. For. Subaru committed to doing its part. By supporting philanthropic initiatives in local communities. Promise. And home. The right. Way we don't. This is n.p.r. . 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