Time for me to drive? About the only thing that our new state tourism song has going for it is that it was inspired by a band from Illinois. Otherwise, JB would have us eschew public transportation, pile into carbon-spewing cars and roam the Land of Lincoln in search of fun. I'm not sure how much we paid, if anything, for rights to the REO Speedwagon song, but it is too much. Replacing the word "fly" with "drive" isn't fooling anyone who recalls the 1979 original that appeared on the landmark album You Can Tune A Piano But You Can't Tuna Fish: