THE name “Boris Burrow” was quickly given to Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s surreal plan for a tunnel costing billions of pounds to link Northern Ireland and Scotland. Inspired by one of his own Tories’ response to Boris’s plan – Simon Hoare MP said trains would be pulled by an “inexhaustible herd of unicorns overseen by stern, officious dodos” and inspected by Puff the Magic Dragon – the Jouker suggests that the Burrow could be the start of a new nomenclature aimed at making the Tories look fluffy and dead keen on promoting the Union. What do you mean, we all know that anyway?