Alison March, 46, runs divorce website thegrouphug.com, Ascot “Our 18-month-old cockapoo, Dougal, can't stand me making calls – which I need to make five or six times a day on Zoom and on the phone. While I'm talking, he pulls at my clothes, and steals my slippers from under the desk, and starts eating them right in front of me – knowing full well what he's doing. “He stands up on his back legs, pulling at my arms, and chews my hands when I try to remove him. It's pure jealousy, but he gets lots of attention the rest of the time. He has two lovely walks per day, and lots of cuddles.