Comment 'Four years studying quantity millinery and advanced topiary at St Andrews University don’t appear to have developed in Prince William any sense of irony' I CAN’T for the life of me imagine why the Queen and her dysfunctional family are preparing, once more, to nail their medals and colours to the Unionist cause. It’s not as if they’ve got loads of massive houses in Scotland and get to spend as much time as they like in them rent-free and having their every whim catered for by grown men and women jouking about in tartan like large liquorice allsorts.