Once again we send our love to las vegas. Where President Trump visited today. And you know what . He was very well behaved. He stuck to his script, he thanked the first responders, he didnt brag about his hotel there, he did good today, he really did, for the most part. He did get off to a rough start this morning. He read a story this morning by the way i say he read a story this morning, he was watching fox and friends. Nbc news had a story this morning that claimed secretary of state Rex Tillerson insulted Donald Trumps intelligence. While normally the president is very thick skinned about this sort of thing i guess this morning it bothered him. [ laughter ] he went on a tweet rage that started at 7 29 a. M. , wow, so many fake news stories this day, the Fake News Media is out of control. 10 47 a. M. Nbc news is fake news and more dishonest than even cnn. They are a disgrace to good reporting. No wonder their news ratings are way down. 11 18 a. M. The nbc news story has just been totally refuted by secretary tillerson and vp pence. It is fake news. They should issue an apology to america. And finally, 11 49 a. M. Ill be landing in las vegas shortly to pay my respects with flotus melania. He was laser focused on the people of las vegas this morning. What happened was the thing that set him off, nbc news reported that during a Cabinet Meeting in july, the secretary of state, Rex Tillerson, called President Trump a moron. According to the story, trump drew a comparison between making the decision on how many troops to send to afghanistan to what it was like to renovate a highend new york restaurant. And after that, tillerson was at a meeting with a bunch of highranking officials and referred to the president as a moron. By the way, if trump is upset Rex Tillerson called him a moron, wait till he finds out what the rest of the country has been calling him. [ laughter ] [ applause ] hes going to be mad. Anyway, according to nbc, tillerson was on the verge of resigning after that. But mike pence talked him out of it. The story was confirmed by cnn which meant Rex Tillerson now knowing donald trump sees this had to call a quick press conference this morning to address it before our 5yearold president had a temper tantrum. There were some news reports this morning that i want to address. First, my commitment to the success of our president and our country is as strong as it was the day i accepted his offer to serve as secretary of state. The Vice President has never had to persuade me to remain as secretary of state because i have never considered leaving this post. Jimmy until today. [ laughter ] hes never considered leaving the post . If you work in the Trump White House and you havent considered leaving, youre either asleep or youre ben carson. [ laughter ] possibly both. So then a reporter dipped her toe into the moron water because thats what we really want to hear about, she asked is that the only thing that you consider to be erroneous in that article . I think its the most important out of the article is to reaffirm my commitment to this role that President Trumps asked me to serve and to dispel with this notion that i have ever considered leaving. I have answered that question repeatedly. For some reason it continues to be misreported. Ever been a consideration in my mind to leave. I serve at the appointment of the president , and i am here for as long as the president feels i can be useful to achieving his objectives. Jimmy in other words, goodbye, i will be gone by thanksgiving. [ laughter ] this is the First Administration where cabinet secretaries regularly hold press conferences to announce theyre not quitting. Usually happens just before they quit. But so then a reporter specifically asked tillerson, did you call donald trump the mword . Could you address the main headline of this story, that you called the president a moron, and if not, where do you think these reports im not going to deal with petty stuff like that. I mean, this is what i dont understand about washington. Again, im not from this place. But the places i come from, we dont deal with that kind of petty nonsense. Jimmy so he definitely called him a moron. Laugh laugh [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i wish he would have said, of course i called him a moron, everyone calls him a moron, we go around the west wing going, hows the moron today . Multiple news sources confirmed this moron story and stephanie rule of msnbc was more specific. A dozen sources are telling us, no, there is real tension between these two. Pushback, but he didnt deny it. Ill tell you my source my source didnt just say that he called him a moron, he said an fachlti fing moron. [ laughter ] . In a way thats even worse. Obviously this is a nightmare for the trump administration. The one thing they didnt need was more infighting. So it was now up to the White House Press office to do their best to squash this story once and for all. Good afternoon. Before the Fake News Media reports any more inaccuracies, the white house would like to clarify, secretary of state tillerson did not call the president a moron. He also did not call him any of the following. Idiot. Bonehead. Nincompoop. Imbecile. Empty jackolantern. San tan hand lotion. So stupid he got his hair stuck in a cotton candy machine and called it a hairstyle. Dumb dumb, dumb [ bleep ], [ bleep ] for brains or racist sweet potato. Thank you. Well have an update on this tomorrow. Jimmy all right, well, thats pretty comprehensive. So President Trump was on a roll yesterday in puerto rico. He was supposed to be there to survey the damage, not create it. But you know him. While he was on the ground he met with a group of local leaders, including the mayor of san juan, with whom he did battle on twitter this weekend. They met and this is what she had to say about that encounter. Well, i said to him, its about saving lives, its not about politics. And he didnt respond. But this was a pr 17minute meeting. There was no exchange with anybody, with none of the mayors. And in fact, this terrible and abominable view of him throwing paper towels and throwing provisions at people, its really it does not embody the spirit of the american nation. Jimmy well, there goes your invitation to the big new years bash at maralago. [ laughter ] i do have to give trump this, he does have pretty good paper towel shooting form. I feel he can make more shots than shaq. [ laughter ] but President Trump also stepped in it yesterday when he accidentally tanked puerto ricos bond by suggesting to heir recalled dough rivera that he would wipe out puerto ricos more than 70 billion debt. You know theyve had a lot problems and a lot of debt, 72 billion in debt before the hurricanes hit. Were going to work something out. We have to look at their whole det structure. They owe a lot of money to your friends on wall street and were going to have to wipe that out. Thats going to have to be you can say goodbye to that, i dont know if its Goldman Sachs but whoever it is, you can wave goodbye to that. Jimmy as soon as he said that, puerto ricos bonds immediately dropped to 37 cents on the dollar, which left it to white house budget director Nick Mulvaney to clean up the mess. I think what you heard the president say is that puerto rico is going to have to figure out a way to solve its debt problem. Which i dont know, really . Because what i heard the president say was this. You can say goodbye to that, i dont know if its Goldman Sachs, but whoever it is, you can wave goodbye to that. Jimmy i have a feeling were going to wave goodbye to pick mulvaney soon again too. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats whats going on in our neck of the woods. Hey you know what, last year yahoo revealed a big data breach that compromised the information of 1 billion yahoo users . Now they say not 1 billion but 3 billion yahoo customers which is all of the yahoo customers. Not only is it all the yahoo customers, 3 billion is almost half the planet. Between this and that equifax hack, i mean, everybody, were screwed. Not only do we need to change our passwords, everyone i think needs to change their names. [ laughter ] from here on i will be known as lance addison. [ laughter ] guillermo, you are my side, you will be known as brad from now on. Guillermo all right, im brad. Jimmy whats up, brad . Guillermo how are you . Jimmy good. [ laughter ] we have a good show for you tonight. Depeche mode is here. [ cheers and applause ] Mark Consuelos is here. Robin wright is with us. [ cheers and applause ] robin wright as you may know stars in the very well reviewed and highly anticipated new movie blade runner 2049. Its expected to be 91 one at the box office this weekend. We asked our inhouse movie critic yehya to give us his take on it, and he, did here is yehya talking about the movie. Action its me, yehya, talk about the new movie behind me, the movie behind me is call ed blad rinsr 2049. The movie talk about problem. Replicants are the future. And then the guy is in the movie, ryan ga wrchlt zy. I exot picture with him, do you know me . Now hes very famous. And actually ryan is in the movie with the lady amy adam, dance with the moon something, he did the movie also he kiss the girl in the rain, the other guy is name not ryan gosling, his name this guy. He win the oscar. Hes in the movie, he dress like woman. You know, he look very sexy in that movie. His name, jerry lego, hes good actor. Hes harrison fort, harrison fort in the movie, all the move yao star war, hes in the movie they had a plan for the president , hes in the digi v digitive, hes in the movie with india with the chinese boy. Very funny in the movie 2049 is like 20 something year and im like almost 68, 69 now. And this like i wish i stay up to 100 year. Because i dont want anybody take shower for me. I want take by myself, you know . And the movie is good. Go watch the movie. Cut [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, yehya. We have to take a break. When we come back, we have two National Holidays to celebrate. And my cousin sal serves hot dogs and mischief at nathans in cone in coney island so stick around [ cheers and applause ] when i look at you, i look back on my life and i know what it was for. What if i struggled. What if i sacrificed. And what if i swore id succeed. 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Shopping for groceries, unclogging the sink, setting updentist appointments and planning birthday parties, nobody does it better. Shes also in a rock band. Look at her shred. But when it comes to mortgages, shes less confident. Fortunately for maria, theres Rocket Mortgage by quicken loans. Its simple, so she can understand the details and be sure shes getting the right mortgage. Apply simply. Understand fully. Mortgage confidently. Welcome to maxx you. You are whimsical, vibrant, statement making. We see what makes you unique. So we have something for everyone, at a price thats just right for you. Maxx you. Maxx life. T. J. Maxx jimmy welcome back did the show. Robin wright, Mark Consuelos, music from depeche mode is all happening. First, today is not one but two holidays. National taco day, and National Vodka day. I have to say i feel like since trump took office, every day is National Vodka day. Are you celebrating national vod taco oh my goodness gracious. I guess the answer is yes. Lets see how long we can get him to lay there. [ laughter ] you know when tequila finds out you were cheating on her youre going to be in a lot of trouble. Okay, good, hes alive. This russia facebook election connection gets more alarming every day. Earlier this week facebook said 10 million users saw political ads purchased by rugs. Now we learn these ads were highly sophisticated in how they targeted key demographic groups in key areas of pivotal states like michigan and wisconsin where trump won by less than 1 of the vote. So special Counsel Robert Mueller and his investigators are trying to determine if russia received any help from trump or his team about where to place those ads. And of course for that to be true, trump would have to be able to find wisconsin on a map, which he most certainly cannot. [ laughter ] but whether trump was involved or not, its a diabolical plot. It really is. I have to say, you know these russians are pretty maybe we should just let them take over because theyre really good at what they do. At this point how much worse could it be . Hey, heres something i enjoyed. I want to shine a light tonight on the team at wpri news in providence, rhode island, specifically on a young sports reporter, mark dondero. Mark turned a mess of a broadcast into Television Gold just in time to win this weeks award for excellence in reporting. The patriots hosted the Carolina Panthers today at gillette stadium. And am i on here . Is my mike on . Jared, are we live . Is this live . Can you hear me . Oh, dang it. My bad. Am i leading in highlights . Okay. So thats basically the tv equivalent of how the Patriots Defense played on sunday. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you know, its quite a recovery. That plane was in a nosedive and he pulled it out like sully, right at the last minute. [ laughter ] hey, this is exciting. The week after next week were taking our show on the road to brooklyn, new york. Which will be a lot of fun. [ cheers and applause ] for us especially. Hopefully guillermo will be recovered by then. Do you think youll be okay by then . [ snoring ] jimmy we will be live from b. A. M. , Brooklyn Academy of music. Guests howard stern, david letterman, billy joel, amy schumer, tracy morgan. And well have more guests to be named later. My cousin sal is already there getting everything ready in brooklyn. To get the ball rolling we sent sal to nathans famous in coney island, a hot dog place. We put him in uniform, we put him behind the counter, we let the fun happen. Sal get your nathans hot dog, step right up. Best on the boardwalk. Welcome to nathans, can i help you . Can i have a cheese dog, a regular hot dog sal i love your accent, where are you from . Brooklyn. Jimmy i thought great britain. 19. 96. Thank you. Oh, look who it is. This is the original nathan right here. Hello, mr. Nathan. Jimmy thats him. Hes responsible for all of this. Good to meet you. Jimmy he made the first hot dog in 1916. This guys the real deal. One of the best hot dogs youve ever beaten, the best in the world, nathans hot dogs. He made the original dog here. Get your hot dogs over here jimmy here comes nathans longtime competitor ethan. Ethans hot dogs sal this is not going to be good. Ethans, not nathans, dont eat that eat ethans ethans is the original original, thats garbage sal get lost, ethan. What the hell are you doing here . Eat ethans i told you never to come around here. [ bleep ] my hot dogs are the best [ bleep ] get the heck out of here [ bleep ] stop it now you are crazy are you insane here, you take this hot dog and put it in your face ill shove these hot dogs up your ass, you son of a bitch get out of here put this in your face what are you doing here . Oh, oh the cops are coming. Sal sit down, nathan. Youre finished. Sal go ahead, ethan. Nathan is really in bad shape. 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