Its going to be hilarious when trump and pence are out of office and nobody mentions the space force ever again. How he got stuck with this space force job, i do not know. While hes here, maybe we can put him on the millennium falcon ride at disney land and tell him its the space force up and running. Meanwhile, back in the white house, the president is pumping his tiny fists. The president emerged victorious in his battle with the ambassador from the uk. The uk ambassador to the United States resigned today. Private comments were leaked and revealed to a tabloid and referred to our stable genius as clumsy, inept and insecure. Which is how i think they describe him on his wikipedia page. It did not go over well with his majesty, he called him a stupid guy and banned him from the white house. 24 hours after calling somebody a very stupid guy, the president steps up to the podium today and says this. So many of the people, senator, congressman, youve worked so hard on these things. Youve worked so hard on the kidney, very special, the kidney has a very special place in the heart. Jimmy thats, i guess if youre in a car accident, sure. Thats how he teached it at trump university. Heres another thing trump is all tweeted up about. A truly great patriotic and charitable man. Bernie marcus, the cofounder of home depot who at the age of 90 is coming under attack by the radical left democrats. They dont want people to shop at those great stores because he contributed to your favorite president , me. You think donald trump has ever set foot in a Home Depot Store . He probably doesnt even know what it is, hes probably confusing it with hometown buffet. The only reason i can see him going into a home depot is to sit on the new toilets and tweet, but other than that, he wasnt done railing about this boycott. He wrote, the radical left is using commerce to hurt their enemy. They put out the name of a store, brand or company and ask their followers not to do business there. They dont care who gets hurt. What kind of a wacko would call for a boycott and say for instance, boycott all apple products, boy cot chinese products, boycott macys, boy cot univision. Boycott hbo, boycott the Meghan Pelley show. Boycott mexico. I mean, who would do Something Like that . [cheers and applause] you know, the thing about home depot is the reason trump got so defensive about this is because home depot, thats where he got the idea for the color of his face. Im sure the president wont be calling for a boycott on this one. Theyre having a bigly event at the trump resort in doral, florida this weekend, a Charity Golf Tournament hosted by local strip club called the shadow cabaret, which would be a good nickname for his administration. But this is the ad. This is real. This is the ad for the event at Trump National with some of the scantily clad ladies who will take part. Can you imagine if barack obama had a golf club that hosted a bunch of strippers . Lou dobbs would have a stroke right there. The event includes breakfast. Shes going to give you a good rule of thumb for life. Strippers and breakfast dont mix. How would you like your eggs . In my lap please, thank you. How this happens, though, i have no idea. The man is the president of the United States. No one running his golf course thought this might and bad look . Why the Trump Organization would want to associate themselves with a strip club. I did some research and found a google review, this is an actual review for the shadow cabaret, a fivestar review. The food is amazing, my favorite is the fried oreos. So now it all makes sense. Strippers and fried oreos should be on the Florida State flag. [ applause ] thank you. Did any of you take a uber here to the show tonight . A lot of you. They have a new thing. They Just Launched a new thing called uber comfort. You get more legroom, which i guess that means the driver moves the seat up. You can choose the temperature in the car, and can you even request a quiet ride. You can select an option in which the driver wont talk to you. Which, thats got to make them feel really good, right . [ applause ] what if you dont select that option . Does that mean the driver feels like he has to talk to you the whole time . If you really want to ride in silence, you could just drive yourself. Thats an option. Were telling these drivers not to talk to us while we are bar offing margaritas in their back seats. Hawaii became the 26th state in the union to decriminalize marijuana. [cheers and applause] so finally, at long last, people in hawaii can relax. The new law says you can now have up to three grams of marijuana, which i have no idea how much that is. Could be one joint, could be ten, how about we stick with ounces . We know those, right . The plan is to cut down on the number of petty arrests, and also, theyre talking about loading a bail of weed into a volcano and turning the entire state into a giant bong. You know, in georgia unlike hawaii and california, marijuana is not legal, but that doesnt mean it isnt on peoples minds. Kinsley davis could not help but laugh when she thought about her birthday cake this year. The 25yearolds mother ordered a moanainspired cake. I think she thought she said marijuana. So moana, marijuana. They believe they made an honest mistake. I think when they said i love cartoons, they thought lets throw the little pony on there. It had red eyes smoking a joint, with a print leaf on its bottom. Jimmy i dont now, comparing this to dairy queen, if you are 25 years old, and you love moana, youre probably smoking marijuana, right . I think they made the right choice. Today is, july 10th, 7 10, is known as oil day. Did you know this . Its a dab day. Because, if you turn the number 7 10 over, it spells oil. For real, thats how we got 7 10 day. Somebody got high and turned their calculator upside down and now its a holiday. We already have a pot holiday in july. Its tomorrow. Tomorrow is the secondbiggest pot day. Free slurpy day at 7eleven. But in honor of this important holiday we wanted to do something to celebrate. In the Worlds LargestMarijuana Dispensary in california, nuwu. Its open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. It has a drivethrough window. So you can pull up and get whatever you want. Its a huge, huge store. And this is tisha who works there at the store. Hi, guys. Jimmy we checked in with tisha a while back. How are things going . Whats new . At nuwu . Everythings going pretty good. Were really busy with the oil holiday. Jimmy people know about this. I didnt now about it until this morning i found out about it. I found out about five years ago. Im a flower child. Its for dabbers and concentrators. Jimmy is the popular item today an oil . It is an oil. One of our popular ones is called naughty and nice from aeropro. Jimmy and people will drink that, right . You can do a dab, or you can smoke it out of a vape pen. Jimmy i know this is lame, but what is a dab . A dab is jimmy i thought it was a dab is when, you can put it in a rig. Its a concentrate form of thc. Its a lot stronger than the flower. Jimmy i see. You can put it on a rig, torch it up and jimmy got you. Is your dog still coming to work with you . Yes, he is, here he is jimmy how you doin . He really stole the show. Is he high right now . Hes on his cbd. Jimmy one of his eyes looks very red. Were going to play a game with the customers. Its a bit of a game show, and its called lets make a dope deal so well, lets meet our first customer. Hello there, can you hear me . Yes. Jimmy hi, what is your name . Tressie. Jimmy tressie . How do you spell that . Tressie. Jimmy so your parents were pot smokers as well. Yes. Jimmy your hair looks like it was purple and now its on its way back to the regular color. Yeah. Jimmy are you a regular customer there at nuwu . Were pretty regular. Jimmy you are regular. I see your tank top, does that say nuwu it does say nuwu. Jimmy all right, good. Well, its like going to a Dave Matthews concert with one of his shirts on. You want to play a game with us tonight . Sure. Jimmy i have a trivia question for you. When you know the answer, honk your horn. It will be like your buzzer. What are Cheech Chongs last names . Marin . Jimmy yes, and . I dont know. Jimmy oh, think, think, think. Chong jimmy chong is right [ applause ] for a bonus prize, what is our prize, tisha . Bonus prize is some hot pockets jimmy no, thats not the bonus prize. For a bonus prize, im going to ask you to find a french fry in your car. Oh, bad. Jimmy if you can produce one french fry. Everyones got a french fry in their car. They come with the car. I have a bag of candy. Jimmy thats close enough. All right, there you go. [ applause ] all right. I wondered who ate those. You get a las vegas globe. Jimmy oh, las vegas snow globe. Wow, there you go. All right. Thank you, tressie very much. And thank you for playing lets make a dope deal. Should we take on another contestant . [cheers and applause] jimmy all right, we got to get, all right, here we go. Oh. Proceeding cautiously. Hello, there. Hello. Jimmy hi, whats your name . My names steve, whats yours . Jimmy my name is jimmy. Youre on television right now. This is jimmy kimmel. Who do you have in the car with you . Nice to meet you. This is my sister. Jimmy your sister. Oh, this is great, a brother and sister marijuana outing. Cbd. Jimmy oh, cbd. Now, does cbd actually do anything . Im using it for like a back rub. It really works to lower inflammation. Jimmy who rubs it on you . I put it on myself. Jimmy you rub it on yourself. Oh, yeah. Jimmy that would be a great slogan for them, you rub it on yourself. Pete, would you like to play a game with us tonight . Sure. Jimmy trivia question. Boy, your sister seems like shes unhappy. Are you okay . Yeah. Jimmy you can play together. It will be a team game. Honk your horn when you have the answer. The question is, spell marijuana. Oh, my gosh. Jimmy okay, go ahead. Marijuana jimmy thats right. Do you want to take your prize or keep going . Lets keep going. Jimmy okay. Where did harold and kumar go . Dont forget the horn. White castle. Jimmy do you want to stay . Or do you want one more question . I want the money. Jimmy all right. Either way, youre going to win. Your final question is, name one member of congress. There are 535 of them. Well go with biden. Jimmy were going to let your sister answer this one. I want to say Mitch Mcconnell . Jimmy thats right, Mitch Mcconnell what did they win . You guys won some reeses and some milk jimmy thank you for playing. 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Jimmy tonight, from the movie stuber, Dave Bautista is with us. He is a largesized man. Then he is an actor and musician too. His new album is called iris, jaden smith from the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. Tomorrow night, jon favreau will be here. We have music from taylor bennett. And the cocaptains of the womens world cup championship soccer team, alex morgan and megan rapinoe. Jimmy our first guest is a multitalented person you know from many movies, but none bigger than this. Next, he gives voice to the warthog known as pumbaa in the lion king which opens everywhere july 19th. Please give a big Hakuna Matata to seth rogen. [cheers and applause] jimmy how are you . Im good. Jimmy seth [cheers and applause] jimmy i saw you last night. Yes. Jimmy and im wondering, why are you so handsome right now . I dont know. Jimmy this is an animated movie. You dont need it. I dont need it. I save it for these moments. I should be putting this onscreen. Jimmy you got to pick your spots. Im sorry, everybody. Jimmy im surprised youre working on 7 10, on oil day. Did you know about oil day . No, i didnt, thats like a thing . Whatever, you know, any excuse to vape it up, i guess, why not. Vape it. Yeah. Jimmy how are you doin . Everything all right . Everything good . Everythings good. Promoting the disney movie. Jimmy was disney nervous about you promoting their movie . Im shocked its happening to be honest. I could only hurt things, like the movie, i think, is going to do well, and it does not need me out here helping that. Jimmy i have a theory, though. Im genuinely curious why they think this is anything but potentially bad for them. Jimmy well, i think i know why. Why . Jimmy its because theyre going to have, this is a movie where the animals are talking, and theyre going to need someone that the stoners feel comfortable with. Thats true. Jimmy because people could freak out. Thats right. Im your anchor voice. If its getting intense. Jimmy boy, thats some movie. My wife and i brought our daughter. Yeah, i saw you last night. Jimmy do the movie, and we all just loved it. We were laughing through the whole thing. Thats great. Jimmy its fantastic. I brought my nephews who are younger. Jimmy how old are they . Theyre like 6 and 9. And theyve never been able to come to one of my movie premieres, and i think they were starting to think that i was lying to them about being an actor, because i would always, you know, it would come up, oh, yeah, im an actor, and then theyre like, can we see one of your movies . No, not at all. It was like my fake girlfriend in canada. They were starting to doubt it. But as a canadian. Jimmy we get it. When you say i have a fake girlfriend in the United States . In america, in the states. We call them the states. Jimmy beyonce was at the premiere. Beyonce was there. Jimmy my wife was losing her mind. Everyone was losing her mind. Ive never seen this happen before in that, john, the director, introduced the cast before the screening. So one by one we were called out on stage to wave. And beyonce was called out, and the audience stood up and went crazy. Jimmy yeah, we did. And i was like, shes getting a standing ovation for just existing, like. Her mere presence was a reason to stand and go crazy. And i totally got it. I was like, yeah. We should be celebrating. We made it. Were all in a room with beyonce. Jimmy i got that. And i like, i know they werent clapping for me, but i was on the stage, and i, for a brief moment felt like what it must feel like to have that adulation. All i was thinking was people do not like me that much like this. I dont get one iota of this. Jimmy i dont think anyone likes anyone as much as they like beyonce. People lost their [ bleep ]. Jimmy did you speak to her at all . I did. She came up to me. And i wasnt going to go up to her. Mostly for fear, but last time i did try to approach her was at the grammys, around 11 years ago, and her security knocked me so hard. Jimmy oh, really . That i spilled my drink all over myself. I was wary of going near her, because i look like someone you would want to keep away from beyonce in general. So i waited for her to approach me, which, you know, they teach you. And so she was, she was very nice. And my beard actually got stuck in like her sequins a little bit. Real closely, i left gray hair on her shoulder. Jimmy earlier on abc they had the espys. Do you know what that is . Its a sports award. You win for, winning your sport is the award. Jimmy well, yeah. So what is that . Jimmy its a great question, actually. Its clear who deserves awards in sports. Its the people who won. Jimmy its a really good point. Sometimes theyll take people from various sports, and then pick one of them and make them compete against the other. Against each other finally. So a golfer and a basketball player and whos better. Jimmy thats exactly right. Thats totally insane. Literally makes no sense. Jimmy you were not following, like the raptors who won the nba title . I was, that, i happened to be in vancouver at my cousins bar mitzvah, actually. Jimmy they were watching . They set up screens, it was a big event for us. But in general, no, im not a sports guy, and i was actually on the shop recently. Jimmy this is what i wanted to ask you. This is Lebron Jamess talk show on hbo. Where you go and get your haircut while doing an interview. Which would be great right now to be totally honest. Jimmy did you get your haircut . I did get my haircut. I was trying to act cool. And like when you have a bib on, inherently, to me, thats challenge in acting cool, but i tried to power through it. Jimmy they put a bib on you . They did not put a bib on me. They looked at me like this guy needs the bib. Its going to get everywhere. But i didnt the know who anyone was. I know them as people. I dont know what sports they play. I know diondre jordan. He was a lovely guy. Jimmy hes a basketball player. I hope hes great at it. Jimmy hes very good. Yeah, and so i didnt know what to say to them. I knew they were athletes. I didnt know what sports they played. So i found myself talking to them like i was coaching a Little League team, good luck, go getem. Try your