Party in particular are offering not much more than their thoughts and their prayers. And you know, i was thinking and praying about it, and both parties say they say one thing, that were too divided. This is something we hear a lot, that we need to find something we can agree on. Well, heres something we can agree on. Too many people are being shot with highpowered weapons. I think wed agree on that. [ applause ] and agree on this too. They did a poll last year. 97 of gun owners, these are gun owners, support universal background checks. 97 . Thats unheard of. You can ask people is ice cream delicious and not get 97 . But the Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell, this evil soulless old creep wont even allow the senate to vote on a bipartisan bill to require background checks for gun purchases at gun shows. There are two bills, each written by democrats and republicans together because background checks, something we agree on. These bills the bills passed in the house in february, and to become law wed have to pass them in the senate too. But Mitch Mcconnell made sure the senate couldnt even vote on them. He didnt bring them to the floor. They left for recess. Tell Mitch Mcconnell we have some good news. Call him and tell him the good news is we agree on something for a change. We agree that he needs to drag his bony gray ass back into work to vote on these bills. Lets start with that thing that we all agree on. [ cheers and applause ] and go from there. Okay . Its unbelievable. Yesterday 49 republican members of congress refused to go on cnn to talk about the shootings. The cops in dayton ran into the line of fire to stop the guy shooting. The politicians were too cowardly to go on Cable Television to talk about it. And meanwhile, this is what our president was busy with this weekend. This is not a joke. Asap rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from sweden. It was a rocky week. Get home asap, asap. Good one, mr. President. You got that dollar sign in just the right spot. But back to the shootings in el paso and dayton. Were talking to a lot of people and a lot of things are in the works and a lot of good things and we have done much more than most administrations and its really not talked about very much but weve done actually a lot. But perhaps more has to be done. Jimmy yeah. Do more. That would be good. Because whatever youve been doing doesnt seem to be going too great. He refuses to take any responsibility for any of this. But he did take the opportunity to point that Little Finger of blame at youll never guess who. The media has a big responsibility to life and safety in our country. Fake news has contributed greatly to the anger and rage that has built up over many years. News coverage has got to start being fair, balanced and unbiased or these terrible problems will only get worse. He blamed the fake news. And later he and some other republicans blamed video games. And of course theres zero studies that link video games to gun violence. And they play video games all over the world. This is the only place where this happens regularly. Video games have not been linked to gun violence. But you know what is linked to gun violence . Guns are linked to gun violence. [ applause ] the problem isnt fake muse. Its real guns. Anyway, the president today tried his very best to be president ial. They even fired up the old teleprompter so trump could finally come out against White Supremacy and offer words of condolence to the people of dayton, ohio, which he calls toledo. May god bless the memory of those who perished in toledo. Jimmy yeah. Nobody perished in toledo. It was dayton. Theyve different cities. And by the way, the word toledo wasnt even in the teleprompter. Somebody got this shot. It clearly says texas and ohio. Nice work, don burgundy. Youre doing great. [ applause ] and this i think maybe more than anything gives you some insight into how much this man cares. 14 minutes after he tweeted about the shooting in el paso on saturday he followed it up with a shout out to a ufc fighter. Fight hard tonight, colby. You are a real champ. Maga. Like Many Americans whove been repeatedly punched in the head, Colby Covington is a big donald trump supporter. And theres nothing donald trump loves more than people who love donald trump. The other reason trump was so interested in this fight is his sons, eric and djtj, were making an appearance there. A lot of celebrities and royalty in the house tonight. The trump brothers, donald jr. And eric here this afternoon in support of Colby Covington. Jimmy yeah, look at that. Its the douches of hazzard. [ laughter ] those guys are so cool. Just a couple of normal dudes who definitely know what to do with their hands and their faces. I mentioned this on the show last week. I learned something incredible last week. There is a town in canada, in newfoundland to be precise, with a very unusual name. Im here in dildo, newfoundland talking to gil dorians about why jimmy kimmel should come to down. Jimmy thats right. Theres a town named dildo. It was discovered hundreds of years ago by dildora the explorer. [ laughter ] [ applause ] it is a real town. Seems to be a beautiful town. Theyve got people in it and even local news. The community, theyre having a lot of fun with this. I think its super fantastic. I think it would be even better if jimmy kim, you know, followed through to what he said last night. A little fact from ben clears report, theyre called dildorians. Yes. The dildorians love their town. And we want jimmy kimmel to come. Come on out. Well entertain you for sure. Jimmy i dont think you understand. Im not just coming there to visit. Im moving there. [ laughter ] im packing the kids and were going to raise them in dildo. To be dildorians. By the way, we looked into it. The news had it wrong. Theyre not called dildorians. Thats some alien race with strangely shaped foreheads. I saw it on star trek. The people of the town called themselves dichlt ldodians. Which makes more sense, right, guillermo . Guillermo right, jimmy. Jimmy but theyre kited. And im excited too. They asked a local official what impact our show might possibly have on tourism in dilledo. Youve seen the jimmy kimmel video. What do you think this could mean for the town of dildo and for our region . Well, you know, i hope he decides to come and im really delighted he has discovered dildo. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well, not even close to as delighted as i am. I want to go there but its far away. We wanted to fedex something to dildo. Its not a joke. They told us it would take 11 days to get there. But we have to figure something out. Maybe the best thing to come of this is now when you google the word dildo, almost instantly my name comes up. So thats one for the hope chest. [ applause ] anyway, were hoping to connect live with the town and the dildodians later this week on the program. In other International News this is awesome. I dont know if you saw this. Theres a french guy named frankie zapata. And not only does he have a kickass name, he just crossed the English Channel on a hoverboard. There he is on what he calls a fly board. He built this himself. It gets up to 110 miles an hour. I think this is how the green goblin got started, by the way. He crossed the channel in 22 minutes. Oh, my shark week. Its not over until we say it is. [ applause ] jimmy well, thats what happens when you drink at every meal. This is another thing you have to see to believe. This is one of the most creative and worst attempts to break out of prison ever. So in rio theres a gang leader named clauvino da silva. He came up with a diabolical plan. His teenage daughter would come to visit him. He would dress himself as her. And then when the visit was over he would leave, pretending to be the girl. 19 years old. So there he is. Thats him in disguise. He looks like the meanest girl in the cafeteria. But the Officials Say his nervousness gave him away. They had him take off his i guess it wasnt that nightmarishly scary rubber mass thak gave him away. It was the fact he was nervous. He wore a bra. Now he took off the mask and revealed him. There he is. El not too sharpo. It would be a great wayans brothers movie. [ applause ] i just want to recap because his plan, i was thinking about it, was to dress in his daughters clothes and mask and wig that looks like her. Then he would leave and i guess she would remain in prison. If thats not father of the year material, i really dont know what is. He should have just used the face app. Are people still using the face app with the app that makes you no . Yes . Some . Okay. Well, its an app. You take a photo on your phone, it shows what youre going to look like in 50 years. You use it once and thats enough. But a lot of people were concerned about the security of this app because the user agreement and the fine print, they say you give away the rights to your photo to the company that designed the app and that companys in russia. So people got nervous. But because our attention span, its about 12 minutes long now, we went on the street pretending to be with face app and we asked people to sign all kind of nonsense in this old face appthemed edition of fool release. Can we take a picture of you with the new face app and see how it works . Of course. Here we go. I just need your information here. Since its a product of Russian Software theres some specific releases we have to do. Participant con sents that a shadowy balkan Software Developer may be granted liacce to your likeness in perpetuity to be use the at a future date to undermine the republic. Yes. Participant consents the use of the app will result in an independent council investigating for high crimes and misdemeanors against the United States which can lead to capital punishment, hung from the neck until youre dead, blah, blah, standard stuff. Thats okay . Yes. In the event of your death you consent your body may be given to the university of minsk for medical experimentation or possibly shot out of a cannon. Thats fine, yeah. Do you know your passport number by heart . No. Your drivers license number . No. But we have them. Can we get somebody show my broadcast. Yeah, can you just show them to us on broadcast . Trying to get as much information as possible. Just right up there. Great. Thats all your information. Okay. Great. Thats your information. Thats fine. We can freeze it and zoom in on the number later. Any kind of i. D. . Only cards, credit cards. What is it . Credit cards. Can we take a look at that . Yeah, no worries. Just hold it up to the camera. Okay. Thats great. And the threedigit card on the back if we can get that. Just the back. For the picture. For the camera. Okay. Great. Thank you. Wed like to get a 3d impression of you if thats okay. Okay. I need to put some 3d sensors on. If you can just move your hair back. Im pretty sweaty. Youll be okay. Hold on. Okay. We need a quick dental impression. Can you do me a favorite . Can you bite my arm but not hard enough to break skin . Just to leave an impression. Five, four, three, two okay, we got it. We got it. Take a picture of that. All right. He bit me. If you can just look in there and say face app rules. Face app rules. Okay. That should be reflected on your bank statement. Give it like 72 hours. Okay. I love mother russia. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. 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Thats yes for less. 20 to 60 percent off Specialty Store prices for every room and every budget. At ross. Yes for less. Jimmy hello and welcome back to the show. Tonight a very funny man, he is host of this years mtv Video Music Awards. Sebastian maniscalco is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] then, from the mercedesbenz stage, her song is called so am i. Ava max is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow, ben stiller and robin thede will join us, well have music from max with quinn 92, and later this week josh gad, michael the miz mizanin, leslie jones, music from chris janson, monsta featuring french montana, and on thursday we will be visited by a surprise mystery guest. It might even be a ghost. Who knows . Youll find out on thursday. Our first guest tonight is an emmy and golden globewinning actress you know from mad men and the handmaids tale. Starting friday, she swaps bonnets for bellbottoms in the 1970s gangster movie the kitchen. Please welcome Elisabeth Moss. [ cheers and applause ] good to see you. Thank you. Its great to see you. Jimmy you look great. I like this outfit you have on. Its like my femme bot dress. Jimmy oh, yeah. It is a little bit robot. [ laughter ] you were just in australia, correct . Yes. Im shooting the invisible man there. Jimmy its a movie. Thats cool. Is it the scifi invisible man . The horror invisible man. Its a very scary movie. I dont play the invisible man. Jimmy you do not. Spoiler. [ laughter ] jimmy who does play the invisible man . Oliver jackson cohen. Jimmy does he have to be here the whole time even though hes invisible . [ laughter ] no, he has like the easiest job in the world. Jimmy thats what i would want to be, the invisible man. But you celebrated a birthday there in australia. Yes, i did. I just turned 37 i think last week. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy whats your general happy birthday. Thank you. Jimmy what is your general feeling on birthdays and the celebration factor . Im not a big birthday person. Since i was like 10 years old im kind of good. I just want to be lowkey about it. I dont know if this ever happened to you but if you dont say anything, if nobody knows its your birthday, its kind of sad. Jimmy yeah. Sure. Has that happened to you . Probably. So i want like some celebration but i dont want it to be too much. I like to set my expectations really low. Jimmy do people around you kind of have to figure out, they have to gauge what you want . Yeah. But if you set your expectations low then every time somebody wishes you a happy birthday youre excited. Jimmy did anybody wish you a happy birthday . Yes. I was working that dayi was shooting so i had like 100 people who had to wish me a happy birthday. Jimmy you brought a photograph, and i assume what were seeing here is a birthday present. Is it . Yes. That is wally the wombat. I know. Isnt he cute . Jimmy thats a stuffed animal, right . Yes. Wombat is an australian animal. And my dresser and assistant gave that to me and i decided to carry it around as my emotional support wombat. Jimmy did you get it registered . Not yet. Jimmy this is like their version of a vermont teddy pear, right . The wombat. [ laughter ] but i realized i had just started work on this movie it was like the second week and here i was carrying around this wombat stuffed animal but i thought it was funny but nobody really knows me so i dont think they knew i thought it was funny. So i think the crew was just looking at me like i was this crazy actress carrying around a stuffed animal. Jimmy and look at your costar oliver sitting in the chair. I mean, he is [ laughter ] well, happy belated birthday to you. Thank you very much. Jimmy i want to ask you about something. Im sure you remember this but i wonder how much of it you remember. So when i was a kid, growing up there was a show circus of the stars. Oh, yes. Jimmy and not only it was the early 70s i think. Or no, the early 80s, rather. And not only would i watch this show, we would go see it because i lived in las vegas. And so wed see like, you know, Brooke Shields would be on like a tightrope and like all sorts of weird stuff. Like linda blair would be like taming lions. Naturally. Jimmy now, they redid the show in the 90s and you were on it. Yes, i was. Jimmy and we have the tape of you on it. Of course you do. Jimmy because why else would we bring it up . Why else . Jimmy and what a cherished talk show tradition, to find an embarrassing tape of you at a very young age and to show it like we do right now. On the Emmy Awardwinning series picket fences Elisabeth Moss. [ applause ] [ creaking noise ] so weird. Jimmy oh, my goodness. It was a trick. Those legs looked so natural. [ applause ] whose idea was it to have a 9yearold girl put her legs behind her head on television . Its so weird. I was just like circus of the stars but i wasnt famous. I was 9 years old. Nobody knew who i was. The only thing i remember about it is i literally havent seen that. Its amazing. Is that they wanted me to do Something Like a trapeze or like a