Hinkman and fartman are here tonight on the show. First the king of social media, our tangerine twitter man donald jemimah trump. The whistles are blowing, the witches are hunting but the president keeps going. You can look up his schedule every day. This is it. At 3 15, he signed executive orders on transparency and federal guidance and enforcement. And that was it. [ laughter ] otherwise it was just yelling and tweeting. And touching himself to sean hannity, i guess. [ laughter ] trump is handling this impeachment crisis about as well as you would expect. Which is badly, very, very badly. Definitely woke up on the wrong side of the tanning bed this morning. [ laughter ] he started with the donothing democrats are con artists only looking to hurt the Republican Party and president , the socalled whistleblower, before knowing i was going to release this exact transcript, stated my call with the president was crazy, frightening, completely unrelated to substance, this is a very big lie, read the transcript. We did read the transcript. [ laughter ] and thats why youre in this mess in the first place. [ cheers and applause ] the tweets starts coming so fast. He even misspelled one of his favorite words. Total scam by the donothing democrats for the good of the country this wirch hunt. Hes right, this is a total wirch hunt, and you are vladimir put putins total birch too, while were at it. He says the whistleblower owes him an apology. He said the whistleblowers lawyer is a big democrat. Which you know who else was a big democrat . Donald trump, like 12 years ago. [ laughter ] the president though, he did find time to put out a statement about the mess he made in syria. After inexplicably pulling our troops out of syria, leaving our allies, the kurds, to fend for themselves, the turks to the surprise of no one immediately attacked the kurds. This is how the president responded. This morning turkey, a nato member, invaded syria. The United States does not endorse this attack and has made it clear to turkey this operation is a bad idea. A bad idea. Listen. The emoji movie was a bad idea. [ laughter ] this is the beginning of a massacre that he caused. Even his republican sycophants are furious that he would do this to our allies. They released a bipartisan condemnation today. Some believe that the problem is theres no one remaining in the administration to protect the president from his own ideas. The adults have either rest of the or been escorted from the room. Its like a familyrun pizzeria now. [ laughter ] trump is relying solely on his instincts. Every meeting he waves a kfc drumstick in the air and that decides if things are fingerlicking good or fingerlicking bad. And of course [ cheers and applause ] and of course he does always have the guidance and support of the maga 8ball. The question, sir, was what did you want president zelensky to do about Vice President biden and his son hunter . [ laughter ] let me just tell you. The whole thing is a scam. Uhhuh, thats right. [ cheers and applause ] the House Democrats announced theyre going to continue with this scam. Theyll issue more subpoenas for trump to obstruct. Trump and his allies in congress. Theyve decided given how guilty he obviously is are, the best route forward is to stone wall investigation. Which means he finally decided to build a wall. A stonewall. Democrats dont have many options if the administration decides to just ignore the law. They could go to the courts but that takes forever. Instead theyre just saying these actions are obstruction of justice, which is an impeachable offense. Basically theyre saying, give us the evidence to impeach you, or we will impeach you. [ laughter ] joe biden today for the first time said he believes trump should be impeached. Good for him. Joe biden, today joe biden let the world know that if you come after his family, he will wait three weeks. [ laughter ] formulate a rponse and then he will come after you with guns ablazing. It is such a weird place where politicians have to call for trumps impeachment. Whether or not hes extorting allies. Calling for him to be impeached, like if there was a rat sitting in the middle of your pizza and you call for it to be removed. As her husband tries to dig up dirt on his opponents the first lady is building a tennis pavilion on the white house lawn, for real. As if theyre going to be there to enjoy it. There she is breaking ground in her most rugged pair of construction stilettos. Shes definitely digging an escape tunnel, right . Tennis pavilion. Either an escape tunnel or shallow grave. I love melania thought, i will build a tennis pavilion. Once thats built, all guests of the white house will have a front row seat to this. [ laughter ] its john big mac enrow. Its Billie Jean Burger king. Its roger wellfedderer. We have a great show tonight. Howard stern is here. [ cheers and applause ] whether he wants to be or not. From elle camino, breaking bad movie, aaron paul is with us. [ cheers and applause ] its hard to believe its been six years since breaking bad went off the air. Even the most hardcore fans i think need a refresher before they go to see elle camino. [ cheers and applause ] good to see you. Jimmy aaron. You know, i was going to give a refresher but maybe you could do this for us. Catch us up on what, you know what was going on before this movie. Yeah. I mean a lot of stuff happened. Jimmy yeah, a lot of stuff did happen, yeah. Maybe u can just go through it quickly and give a basics rundown. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy great, ill just step over here. Theres this chemistry teacher named walt who gets cancer. His wife, skyler, is pregnant. And his son, walt jr. , really loves breakfast. He does. Then walt starts cooking meth to pay for his medical bills with the help of his former student jesse. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, you know. He cooked meth in a winnebago. I said bitch a lot. We kill people with science. I dissolve people in a bathtub which falls to a ceiling. Did i mention walts son loves breakfast . Walts brotherinlaw hank is a dea agent. And hes after us. As a drug dealer named tuko, walt blows up tukos hideout with science. Then kills tuko, who has a weird uncle in a wheelchair that rings a bell. Then walt gets naked in a grocery store. I fall in love with jessica jones. My friends are skinny pete and badger, but not a real badger, a person. Hank starts collecting rocks. His wife loves the color purple. Walt hires a lawyer named sol d who gets his own show. Where he works as a cinnabon. Theres a scary chicken man named gus. Okay. Danny trejos decapitated head on a turtle. Jessica jones chokes on her own vomit. Her dad gets sad and crashes two planes into each other. And we meet a grurchy bald guy named mike. Pink teddy bear. Pizza on a roof. Pimped out meth lab. We kill a fly jimmy wait, you kill a fly . Yes, an entire episode. A guy named gail, makes really good coffee, i shoot him in a face. Skyler buys a car wash, gives their money away. Walt cries. Creepy wheelchair uncle blows up scary chicken man. We destroy evidence with a magnet. I say, science bitch meth labs and fume medication tents. Train robbery. Prison murders. Hank figures out walt is heisenberg. While taking a [ bleep ]. Spoiler alert, hank dies. Mike dies. Lydia dies. My new girlfriend dies. I bed kidnapped by neonazis. The nazis die because walt kills them. Because again science bitch. Walt dies while i drive away in an el camino which is also the name of the movie where this all picks up. Out in theaters this friday. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Jimmy thats very helpful. Very, very helpful. Aaron paul, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well be right back with howard stern, so stick around [ cheers and applause ] we used to love going out with julia and mike, but since they bought their new house. Which menu am i looking at here . Start with tapaz. Oh, its tapas. Tapas. Get out of town. Its like eating dinner with your parents. Sandra, are you in school . Yes, im in art school. Oh, wow. So have you thought about how youre gonna make money . At least were learning some new things. We bundled our home and auto with progressive, saved a bunch. Oh, we got a wobbler. Progressive cant protect you from becoming your parents, but we can protect your home and auto when you bundle with us. Thats what the extra menus for. 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Regina kink, nat wolff, music from jimmy ate world, woody harrelson, eisenberg will be here. Our first guest is the first voice i hear when i wake up that isnt screaming daddy make pancakes. You can hear him every morning on siriusxm, and read his innermost thoughts in this book howard stern comes again, please welcome the pride of long island, howard stern. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] how exciting. [ cheers and applause ] wow. Jimmy have you felt the enthusiasm in this city . You know what, as you said, l. A. Is all abuzz. Its great. I live in new york. Im a hermit as you know. When i come out here, like every 15, 20 years, first they think theres a giant praying mantis in town. Then there i am and people get excited. They do. As you are excited. Jimmy i am excited. Very excited. [ cheers and applause ] for those of you who dont know, jimmy is my dear friend. Jimmy uhhuh. We even go on vacation occasionally together. Jimmy yes, thats true. A very close relationship, im almost family. Jimmy yes. Im not quite family, because if youre family then you get a job here. [ laughter ] jimmy id take you on. Im backstage and im Walking Around the halls. And you run into cousin bertha. Uncle cleto. You know, aunt flippy. You know, you see these people. And these people i guess are entitled to jobs. I dont know how you do it. Jimmy you dont have any family members working at the show . Well, with your show, its like people with the native americans, you know. Jimmy what . Native americans, you can prove youre a native american, you get to own one of those casinos. [ laughter ] jimmy right. Around here, if you can prove youre jimmys relative, you get a job. Jimmy youre a member of my tribe. Its unbelievable. Before we talk about anything beside my book, sirius xm, i wanted to tell you how much i love you. Jimmy i love you too. Im going to sing you a song. Jimmy oh, no, really . [ cheers and applause ] i didnt even rehearse with the band, this is totally spontaneous. Jimmy oh, all right. The only song i know the lyrics to somewhat, you know the carpenters jimmy close to you . Yes. I do. Why do birds whats with you guys . Its a wedding song. Why do birds suddenly appear every time jimmys near just like me they long to be close to you jimmy oh, thank you. On the day that you were born the angels decided to create a dream come true so they sprinkled fairy dust on your little head look how uncomfortable. Jimmy yeah, im very uncomfortable, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] we are very close. Jimmy i didnt know i didnt know we were carpenters close. You know, i wrote this book jimmy you wrote something beautiful about me in the book, thank you very much, it really touched me, honestly. Thank you for saying that, but the book is near and dear to me, and its available for christmas. But regardless of that, i wrote something beautiful about jimmy. Jimmy is always very supportive of my career. And he always sends me a note whenever i do a show that he thinks is particularly good. But the book got me into trouble. Everyone said to me, who is your favorite interview of all time . Jimmy right. So you know, listen. Who knows whos my favorite interview . I put some thought. Conan obrien, we had a particularly good interview. Well, this has lit a fire under everyone. Jimmy, you dropped snide remarks. Why dont you go to your good friend conan . David spade was on my show. Oh, i guess im not good enough to be your favorite interview. So its sort of weird. But im pleased with the book. I got a chance jimmy you should be pleased with the back. It as written record of what a great interviewer you are. Well, you know, ive had so many great guests and so many profound moments on the show. Since we went to sirius xm ive been able to do some longform interviews. Its a different kind of format than we had on regular radio. Its really enable med to go out there and ask some questions that im curious about. I couldnt imagine when i was a little boy dreaming about being on the radio that one day id get to sit with Paul Mccartney or madonna or with you or with this one, that one. Letterman. And so getting that opportunity and to sit there sometimes for an hour, hour and a half. Its like chinese water torture for these people. Jimmy no, its not. Keep them in the chair long enough, they break down, they open up a little bit. Jimmy you know what i think it is, your questions are questions oftentimes not only have you never been asked, theyre things you havent thought about before. Sometimes like when you interview me, i feel like, oh, yeah, i never really considered that before. People become people like talking about themselves. They become so comfortable, they open up. And i was speaking to adam levine about this. We were on your show on monday. He said when he walks out of the studio sometimes he goes, oh, no, what did i say . He starts going back through everything he said. The thing that happened for me was, really i was in psychotherapy. And i talk about it in the book. And im a big proponent of it. And i started to think about how much i liked being listened to when im sitting in the chair with a psychiatrist. And i said, i really have to change my approach. Because it might be really nice for people to be really heard. And i have a format. You know when youre intervieng people, sometimes it must be frustrating because you get a fiveminute block to try to make something happen and its all compressed. With radio, what is so beautiful about it is, if we decide to talk for an hour, hour and a half, you know i mean, i had demi moore on today. We were talking about the movie ghost which im obsessed with. I wanted to hear about that and her life. So we could have this longform conversation. Its just a lot is allowed to happen in that kind of setting. Jimmy one of my favorite things that happens on the show, i listen every morning, when the interview ends and then you say goodbye to the guest. Then it winds up going another 45 minutes. [ laughter ] thats the technique. That works. [ cheers and applause ] it works. Jimmy wait, how can it be over and then continue for that long . What happens, when you tell people its over, they forget. And then all of a sudden they get even more real. Jimmy so you do that on purpose . Absolutely. Jimmy really . Everything i do on that show is on purpose. Jimmy everything is on purpose . No, i dont wing many things. But saying to someone, hey, this was a great interview, thank you for coming in. And one more thing. And it is the greatest interview technique. Because then its over. Now were just having fun. The interview part is over. Jimmy i feel like you shouldnt have revealed this. [ laughter ] it its all right, no one is listening as you know, no one is watching. Theres three people asleep over there. [ cheers and applause ] theres my wife. Jimmy oh, your wonderful wife beth is here. [ cheers and applause ] you got to hear this. Again, jimmy and i were just in tennessee. We went on vacation together. Jimmy yes, yes. Jimmy, you know jimmys very different off the air. Hes just like this. Im not going to tell you what hes on, its not your business. He sits here like this. Yeah. Im trying to have a conversation with him. I go, jimmy. I said, this is true, because he really is out of it. You guys know. No, because you like to relax. Youre a talk show host. And i see when youre off the air youre like [ laughter ] like jimmy, wake up. Youre a lot of fun. Jimmy thank you. I really enjoy this guy. But im talking to jimmy and i said, its embarrassing. I have asked my wife to remarry me. Jimmy right. Weve been we got married jimmy 11 years ago. Thank you for that. [ laughter ] 11 years ago. Weve been together like 20 something years. And i said to jimmy, watch this. Were having dinner. And i said, watch this. Im going to say to my wife, i want to yoremarr i want to propose. Im going to say, marry me again. She always says no. Because she thinks its jinxed if you get married again. But its so great, i love the proposal. At a table with 10 people, jimmys out of it. [ laughter ] nine people. Jimmy right. Abc doesnt like him to talk about it. Read the old Rolling Stone article, youll know what im talking about. Good move, you just lojust lost your job. Uncle sydney over there. I propose to my wife, she gets embarrassed. Honey, come up here, i want to propose. [ cheers and applause ] darling. You know, you have given me the st years of my life. I love you so much. You do so much for animal rescue. You know how i feel about you. Im going to say to you now in front of all of my best friends. [ cheers and applause ] my sweet love, will you marry me again . Yes. Yes [ cheers and applause ] jimmy here you go. All right. Howard stern is here. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by the google assistant. Say hey google to get more done with just your voice. When i think of what my imagination looks like. [laughs] i mean, wow. The surface is a tool that helps me realize beautiful ideas. You know when youre at just keeps Getting Better . Ook check this out thats yes for less. Score a headtotoe look youll love and save 20 to 60 percent off Department Store prices. At ross. Yes for less. Hes a bit more brave. Oh. Look. But since they bought their new house. Which menu am i looking at here . Start with tapaz. Oh, its tapas. Tapas. Get out of town. Its like eating dinner with your parents. Sandra, are you in school . Yes, im in art school. Oh, wow. So have you thought about how youre gonna make money . At least were learning some new things. We bundled our home and auto with progressive, saved a bunch. Oh, we got a wobbler. Progressive cant protect you from becoming your parents, but we can protect your home and auto when you bundle with us. Thats what the extra menus for. When you bu