Its interesting. They talked a lot about earthquakes today. I forgot, what an earthquake actually is, its technical, but basically an earthquake is when the planet sneezes and a tsunami is when the world pees a little after sneezing. So try to avoid them both. Hey, speaking of shakeouts, another member of the Trump Administration is on his way out. Secretary of energy, rick perry reportedly informed the president today that he plans to resign. He did not explain why, although i think we have a pretty good idea. Perrys been secretary of energy since the beginning. But soon, like all the others, hell be gone. When ben carson wakes up, hell be like, where the hell is everybody . The president reportedly blamed rick perry for getting him on that now infamous call to in this story, the president and his admirers have been insisting there was no quid pro quo involving the call about the bidens. Mulvaney went before reporters and blatantly admitted that there was. The demand for an investigation into the democrats was part of the reason he ordered to withhold funding to ukraine. The look back to what happened in 2016 was certainly part of the thing he was worried about in corruption in that nation. And that was totally appropriate. What you describe is a quid pro quo. Funding will not flow until an investigation into the democratic server as well. We do, we do that all the time. Jimmy and then Sarah Huckabee sanders burst through the wall like koolaid and took the podium back. So all the bad stuff theyre saying the president didnt do he did it and he does it all the time . It goes from if the glove doesnt fit you must acquit to give me back my glove win one of his lawyers wrote that they were not involved in his statement. Mick mulvaney, where have i seen this guy before . Then it hit me, years ago. Raiders of the lost ark. The president , with all this going on, is still focussed on the election from016. Rudy was one of many people incensed at the corruption that took place during that election. Pure corruption. For instance, i still server . How come the fbi never got the server from the dnc . To see the server. Id like to see the server. I think its very important for the country to see the server. Jimmy as if he has any idea what a server is. This is what trump knows about servers. Where is the server . Id like to see the server. I think its very important for this country to see the server. Jimmy yeah, get me a bib and coloring book. He is a deep basket of fried pickles right now. His greasy little son was on hannity last night defending daddy and taking another series of shots at joe bidens kid. They want to question our family. Imagine being in hiding for months and thats the interview you give . Thats guilt in and of itself. He admitted he wouldnt have gotten the millions but for his father. Jimmy do you think sean hannity realizes what hes yelling, he wouldnt have gotten the millions if it werent for his father, hes yelling those words at donald trump jr. . Maybe the sprayon beard threw him off. I dont know. But go on, djtj. From a hypocrisy stand point, lets see if you can top that. Double standard is despicable. Joe biden knows nothing about it other than theyre playing golf together. Jimmy and it means theyre criminals together, right . Like this innocent photo of someone having dinner with the giuliani goons that got arrested. There they are. The four moscowteers. The white house announced that the United States will host the next g 7 summit at the trump doral golf resort in miami. The president is generously renting his golf resort out. He doesnt care anymore. Guess what . Round of golfs a million bucks. That doesnt include cart. And were tripling the room rate. Leave a duffle bag of kruegerans by the door. Its a clear violation emoluments clause. But it wouldnt be decided until june. Which hopefully he wouldnt be president by then. Wouldnt that shall great. [ applause ] jimmy mike pence by the way was in turkey, trying to clean up the mess trump made when he pulled our troops out of syria. Many of the kurds, our allies, were immediately killed. And after the meeting, pence said turkey has agreed to a ceasefire. But the turkish government said no, we didnt. They called it a pause. Either way, trump took a victory lap and said the deal never would have been made without him. Hes right. Because before he pulled the troops there was no fire to cease. But meanwhile, this u. S. Exit from syria was so sudden and hasty we actually had to bomb one of our own bases to destroy the ammunition left behind. Thanks to our genius commander in chief, the u. S. Military is bombing itself. And it was a success, too. We totally caught ourselves by surprise. But mike pence, what a great moment for him. He marched right up to the turkish president and told him to stop the invasion or hell feel the full might of the space force. Watch this. This is amazing video of pences meeting with erdogan, the turkish president. There they are. Sitting silently at a table together. While photographs are taken. And this is good. First of all, whoever did these wax figures is terrific. They look just like them. This goes on for an exceptionally long time. I knew mike pence liked to party, its, [ applause ] whoever blinks first has to pull his troops out. This is like the worst tinder date ever. So to recap, mike pence flew tur die negotia turkey to negotiate. Congratulations, he will be getting an extra scoop of kibble in his bowl tonight i have no doubt. All next week we are going to be in new york next week. We have five shows from the Brooklyn Academy of music and quite a lineup of guests. Eddie murphy, bruce springsteen, bernie sanders, benedict cumberbatch, Alisha Alisha alisa lot of surprises. I sent guillermo to bob and barbaras lounge there, and [cheers and applause] hi guillermo. Guillermo, are you dancing, are you sad that the bus trip is almost over . Jimmy, i been in the bus for six days, and i feel like it was two years. Jimmy yeah. So bob and barbaras is a legendary bar in philadelphia, home to the longestrunning drag show in philadelphia, which just happens to take place on thursday night. So we sent guillermo there. Have you ever been to a drag show before . No, jimmy, this is my first time. New friends. Please introduce us. Whats happenin . Hows it goin . Hi there, whats your name . Im lisa. Hi, lisa, how are you . You run the show. You run the show, correct . Yes, of course i run the show here. Jimmy and how long has this show been happening . 25 years. Jimmy wow. And by the way, i wanted everybody to go through and introduce yourselves real quickly. Im ginger im ms. America 2020. Im lady geisha staten. Im karen im tina montgomery. Im your current reigning ms. Bob and barbaras 2020. Hello, jimmy, im your deejay, solano tee. How are you . Jimmy step forward so we can really get your guillermoness. And take it in. Hello, jimmy jimmy you look more like guillermo than guillermo right now. Im his brothers sister. Im both. Jimmy your mustache is starting to come off. There you go. Your mustache is coming off no, no. Thats just an illusion. Jimmy ms. Lisa, is there any special, do you have to do anything special with outoftowners when they come to visit . Well, you know, they come and i have them up on stage and have them perform. Jimmy you have an outoftowner right there, why dont you bring him up on stage. Were going to se it togethe. [cheers and applause] a boa. Now we need some music. Jimmy whats guillermos drag name . Im going to give you hayworth. Jimmy here from bob and barbaras lounge, for the very first time, fajita hayworth. All right, guillermo, im going to leave you there, all right . Well see you in brooklyn, fajita. One more thing. Its thursday night, which means its time to bleep and blur the biee it is this week in unnecessary censorship. My dad used to say a jobs a lot more than a paycheck, its about your [ bleep ]. I would like to respond to that. I got to [ bleep ] the current lead for aladdin when he first got here. He came here from ohio. Other than [ bleep ]ing me and the [ bleep ], what was your most memorable moment . Emergency crews rushing a cambridge officer to the hospital today. That officer accidently [ bleep ]ed himself this afternoon. On a personal level that i actually just really enjoy the [ bleep ]ing, the [ bleep ]ing lifestyle, i enjoy the [ bleep ] people and the sites i see. As for the [ bleep ] nickname he has embraced the nickname, even comparing himself to a [ bleep ]. Ive been through some [ bleep ] in my life. He was only a good Vice President because he understood how to [ bleep ] Barack Obamas ass. Jimmy we have a good show for you tonight. Music from Tyler Childers. 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But allstate helps you. With drivewise. Feedback that helps you drive safer. And that can lower your cost now that you know the truth. [screams]. Jimmy well, hi there, welcome back. Tonight, from castle rock on hulu, lizzy caplan is here. Then, his album is called country squire. Tyler childers from the mercedesbenz stage. Next week, we will be in brooklyn at the Brooklyn Academy of music with a lot of great guests, and we have a special twitter emoji to celebrate. Ifet uhe hasht or kimmel in brooklyn or kimmel, an emoji pops up magically. And your life will never be the same again, in a good way. Jimmy you know our first guest from knocked up, clueless, to anchorman and multiple marvel movies. Next, he has the pleasure of working with himself, as man and clone in the new series living with yourself. It premieres tomorrow on netflix. Please welcome paul rudd. [cheers and applause] theres this split second when you know the things coming up. Jimmy yeah. And you think, what do i do . Do i, is it, because its a little bit like price it right. Is it a new car the curtain goes up. Jimmy and youd think it was like a mechanical device. Its just a guy pulling a string. It works. Jimmy its all disappointing, but yeah, it does work and you were able to break free and come out here. Id like to think that my entrance was disappointing. Jimmy no, your entrance was perfect. There was no problem with it at all. Thank you. Jimmy you didnt take too much time. You didnt rush out too quickly and didnt take too much time. Thats the key, really. I tell you something, i thought i didnt commit, i kind of danced, didnt totally. Jimmy this isnt ellen. So you dont have to dance. I didnt know if it was part of the rules. Jimmy there are no rules. You just walk right out. Its very oldfashioned. Whats going on with you . Im promoting this show. Jimmy oh, youre promoting . I thought you were just here to you say hi. Now i feel cheap, like you were using me. No, it does seem cheap. Jimmy are you on a big tour right now . Yeah, i am. I fly back to new york tonight. Jimmy were going to new york tomorrow. I just heard that. I live in new york. I came out so we could talk for five minutes. And so. Jimmy you came out here, and were going to be there where we could have just had you on there. Could have. That would have been great. Jimmy but think of all the frequent flyer miles youve wracked up now. Thats true. Jimmy think of all the great stuff youve done for the environment, too. Ill use those frequent flyer miles the next time you go to new york. Jimmy how long have you lived in new york . Ive lived in new york for 25 years. Jimmy thats a long time. Whyd you go out there . Did you say im going to go be in the theet sner th that was a big part of it. I had just graduated from acting school and theater is a viable thing in new york more so than los angeles. I was here for a few years but i thought, i really want to move to new york and i thought if i do, ill know when the time is right. And, hmm, in one week i got the, there were a bunch of car wrecks, five in a week. Two i wasnt even in. I had rented a car and somebody smashed it. I need to go somewhere where there isnt a car. I went to new york, got an audition for i believe the manhattan theater club. I needed to do a monologue, and i thought, i went to the juilliard library, ill do this one from amadeus. And i was trying to memorize it and couldnt get it down, and i was thinking, this is stupid. I love amadeus, im going to do an impersonation, the actor who played it in the movie. And i was walking to the audition, not focussed, going over the lines, over the lines. I couldnt get through them. Every fifth through it i got through. I backed into somebody and im sorry, it was tom hulse. Jimmy by the way, the guy who said no works here. He hears stories every night. The first time ive ever heard a noise out of him. But im going to have to agree with him. It was super weird, right . This is very interesting. The reason i bumped into you is i was doing this monday laologu amadeus and im about to do an audition. Im thinking about moving here. And he said its great, youll love it. And i said great, i will. I went, did the audition, called my landlord and said im going to move to new york. And a week later i got leehere. Jimmy you got hulsed. Have you seen tom hulse and spoken to him about this . One other time, a few years later, it was, he was directing a play. Jimmy oh. He was working out of seattle and i auditioned for a play. Jimmy now i wonder if he knows that you are ant man. Can you go and live a normal life now . Or are you chased by children everywhere you turn . I think i can live a normal life, but i do, i do antman. I presume theyre talking about the movie. Jimmy and youre going to be in the ghoghostbusters movie. Who you gonna call . Jimmy so you know the whole thing. Tell us everything. Ill tell you one thing thats pretty great. Jimmy okay. I think fans of the original will like the film. It exists in the world you know. That movie was directed by ivan wrightman as everybody knows. This was directed by jason wrightman. Now its kind of a family business. Jimmy its son of ghostbusters now. Thats pretty great. Theres Something Special about that. Jimmy was it cool worng with dan aykroyd and bill murray . I thought id throw it out. How about ernie hudson . I bet you guys got along well. Nothing. What could they do to you . Isnt it terrible weve come to this place where were talking about movies, but we cant talk about anything. I cant say anything in the past. I cant, i could never tell anybody i was antman. Now i can tell tuyou about ghostbusters its directed by jason wri jason wrightman. Jimmy is it set in new york . I know that. Jimmy now we know that. I know that its set in new york. I know the answer to that question. Jimmy i saw your new show by the way and very much enjoyed it. Thank you. Jimmy were going to show a clip and discuss it. But the concept is, your character is cloned. Right. Jimmy and now theres two of you. Yeah. Jimmy i dont want to ruin this, either, can i say why there are two of you or no . Even if you cant jimmy lets show the clip, well take a break, well show the clich ap and say everything whos in ghostbusters. Paul rudd will reveal all when we return. Well be right back. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by hotels. Com. Be there. Do that. Get rewarded. You dream big for a man on a plane to omaha. And shes zip lining with little jon . What its lil jon. Even he knows that. Thanks, captain obvious. Youre with big jon. Im steve. Dont hatelike their trip, and get rewarded basicly hotel the. Do that. Get rewarded. And take an extra 15 or 20 off womens flannels are just 16. 99. Save on boots for the family. 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Markets ecigarettes with kid friendly flavors and uses nicotine to addict them. Miki u playbook. And now, juul is pushing prop c to overturn ecigarette protections. Vote no on juul. No on big tobacco. No on prop c. Tto harrison, the wine tcollection. To craig, this rock. I leave these things to my heirs, all 39 million of you, on one condition. That you do everything to preserve and protect them. With love, california. We offer our sincere apologies. Im sorry, somehow that seems a little insufficient. At the minimum, at the minimum, i should get a refund sorry, no refunds, corporate policy. Are you going to add anything to this . Huh . Are you just going to sit there . This isnt real, right . This is some kind of trick. No. So whos the clone . You. Jimmy thats paul rudd and paul rudd, in living with yourself. It premieres tomorrow on netflix. Okay. I have a lot of questions. First of all, do you get paid double for playing two characters . No, its just one salary. Jimmy you should get paid twice. Secondly, i was watching this movie, i mean tv show, it excited me thinking about having another one of me, and like i just thought, like, maybe it makes me sound like an egotist, but i would love to have another one of me. What would you do . Who would do the show . Jimmy wed tradeoff, you know . Nice. Jimmy masturbation would be weird. But, just to have another me to hang out with. How so . [ laughter ] but no, i think it would be a fun thing, but i will say this. Theres an opening scene of the show is, and i hope im not ruining an