Evacuated from their homes. Even lebron james had to flee his home. He went on twitter, he wrote, man, these l. A. Fires are no joke. Had to ernlmergence evacuate my house and ive been driving around with my family trying to get rooms. No luck so far. Lebron found a place. I feel like lebron could have knocked on any door in l. A. Yeah, sure. Stay for taco tuesday. [ cheers and applause ] but we send our best to those displaced by the fires here and up north. This has become an annual tradition. Every october we troofl brooklyn. When we come back, the whole place is on fire. [ laughter ] this is our first show home after a week lopg residency at the Brooklyn Academy of music last week. And i love l. A. , i do, but it was nice to go all week without seeing a dog in a purse. [ laughter ] it really was. Guillermo, you had fun in brooklyn, right . Guillermo yeah, a lot of fun, jimmy. Jimmy how much did you weigh yourself when you got home . Guillermo not yet. Im afraid. [ laughter ] jimmy do you have any guesses as to how much you gained . Guillermo maybe six, seven pounds. Jimmy yeah. Guillermo easy. Jimmy were like a couple of pinatas running around brooklyn. President trump took a little field trip last night to game 5 of the world series between the astros and Washington Nationals in d. C. This was his first appearance at a baseball game since taking office. And take a look at this time and vision moment because now, look at watch how happy he is when he notices hes on screen. There i am. [ laughter ] and now keep going. [ boos ] and then the boos come in. And you watch him. You know, its [ cheers and applause ] fake boos is what it is. Usually to get booed that much at a sporting event in washington, d. C. You have to play for the redskins. But somehow [ laughter ] i guess the orange skins qualify as well. [ laughter ] it was not a friendly crowd for trump. There were a number of impeach signs in the crowd, and fans even broke into their own version of one of his favorite chants. [ crowd chanting lock him up ] [ cheers and applause ] you know hes going to be throwing himself a big rally in alabama after that to make him feel great again. [ laughter ] but it was a better weekend than most of them for the president. We knew something was up on saturday night when he posted this cryptic message. Something very big has just happened. And of course we were all wondering what could this be . Was kid rock named secretary of state . Did pop i. C. E. Come out wieyesw type of chicken sandwich . The suspense was almost unbearable. Then sunday morning just as the morning news shows went on the air trump announced that u. S. Special forces had killed the leader of isis, the worlds most wanted terrorist, Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi is bagdeady now. And they got him during a raid in syria. President trump was reportedly golfing when they went in. The raid started at 3 30 p. M. According to his schedule trump was playing golf at his course in Northern Virginia saturday until a little after 3 00. Didnt make it back to the white house until 4 18. But heres my bet on that. I dont know, but theres no way the military told him what day this raid was happening, right . Because he immediately would have tweeted guess whats going on. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i think and this is just a guess, but i think he okayed the idea of a raid and they started it without him. The same way you dont tell grandpa about a surprise party. [ laughter ] either way the white house released this photo. This photo was taken at 5 05, about an hour and a half after the raid started. You can see here the president and his team watching, or pretending to watch from the situation room. Which is a mess, by the way. Their next mission should be to send marie kondo in there to straighten those cables up. [ applause ] sought next mo so the next morning after they got the guy you know he was so happy. A triumphant president addressed the nation to share this very good news. In a surprisingly tasteful and dare i say president ial way. Baghdadi and the losers who worked for him, and losers they are, they had no idea what they were getting into. In some cases they were very frightened puppies. [ laughter ] jimmy wait, hes killing puppies now . Because he died like a dog. He died like a coward. He was whimpering, screaming and crying. Jimmy he died like a dog. What does that even mean he died like a dog . He accidentally ate one of those giant size hershey bars . What happened . [ laughter ] this stuff about crying and whimpering is an unusually specific detail for a president to share. So a reporter followed up to ask how specifically he knew that. You mentioned whimpering. Could you hear that on your video hookup . The whimpering of baghdadi. I dont want to talk about it. But he was screaming, crying, and whimpering. Jimmy okay. Maybe he imagined that. I dont know. The defense secretary and the chairman of the joint chiefs of staff said they didnt hea whimpering. Maybe he was hearing mike pence whimpering in the corner . Is that possible . The president was all over the place. He was in full bragdadi mode. He even went so far as to compare the terrorist to himself. You know, these people are very smart. Theyre not into the use of cell phones anymore. Theyre not theyre very technically brilliant. You know, they use the internet better than almost anybody in the world, perhaps other than donald trump. Jimmy if youre keeping score the top two users of the internet are number one donald trump and number two, isis. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] maybe we do need to lock him up. Trump went on to say hes had his sights set on al baghdadi for some time now which is why he was so excited to get this done. Ive been looking at this for three years. Theyve come in, sir, we have somebody under i said i dont want somebody. I want albaghdadi. Thats the one i want. They say well, we have somebody else. I said, thats great, fine. Take him out. But i want albaghdadi. Thats who i want. I dont want other people. And then i also wanted hamza. Bin laden. Because hes a young man, around 30, looks just like his father, tall, very handsome. [ laughter ] jimmy its as if hes booking a new season of the celebrity apprentice. [ laughter ] hes a lot like his father. Tall, very and by the way, before he takes too much credit for this, donald trump should probably read these tweets from someone named donald trump who in 2012 tweeted, obama deserves much less credit for the killing of bin laden. The praise goes to our brave military intelligence officers. Why dont we ask the navy s. E. A. L. S who killed bin laden . They dont seem to be happy with obama claiming credit. All he did was say okay. And stop congratulating obama for killing Osama Bin Laden. The navy s. E. A. L. S killed bin laden. See, theres no one better at using the internet than him. [ cheers and applause ] you think he even you think he even knows he wrote that stuff . By the way, when obama went on tv to nuance they killed bin laden, he spoke for 9 1 2 minutes. Trump yesterday did 48 minutes on this. For further comparison we thought it might be fun to match up trumps speech about albaghdadi with obamas about bin laden and we were right. It was. The United States has conducted an operation that killed Osama Bin Laden. Abu bakr albaghdadi is dead. The United States launched a targeted operation against that compound. They did a lot of shooting and they did a lot of blasting. Even not going through the front door. You know, youd think you go through the door. If youre a normal person, you say knock knock, may i come in . After a firefight they killed Osama Bin Laden and took custody of his body. He died like a dog. But his death does not mark the end of our effort. A beautiful dog. A talented dog. We give thanks for the men who carried out this operation. And i dont get any credit for this, but thats okay. I never do. But here we are. May god bless you and may god bless the United States of america. And im writing a book. Im going to write 12 books. All did very well. [ cheers and applause ] we have a powerful show for you tonight. The terminator himself Arnold Schwarzenegger is here. [ cheers and applause ] from my name is dole mite luenell is with us. And we have music from kesha. But first, before this major parade of stars its time for a brand new edition of three ridiculous questions with nick offerman. [ applause ] what advice would you give an aspiring hiphop star . Enunciate. Enunciate. Yeah. Thats always my thing. You know, you go to all the trouble of writing this incredible poetry and spitting it to your rhymes and beats that youve created. I want to understand what the hell youre saying. Jimmy if you had a tail, would you have it removed or would you just adapt your pants to suit it . It seems like a pretty badass thing. Im thinking about taking that into auditions. Jimmy yeah. And just casually perform some dialogue and then flourish my tail at the end of the line. Jimmy yeah. Keep the tail. Wear a lot of kilts. Jimmy okay. Of all the people in your life, and i want you to think this through, who is the most likely to be attacked by a bear . Probably my uncle don. Hes pretty heroic. Uncle don has the ability to if he breaks down hauling a wagon of corn on the road, hes got everything in the truck to like fabricate a new tongue for the wagon. He just is really mechanically gifted. Jimmy i didnt even know wagons had tongues. Yeah. Thats the front part that hooks on to the hitch on the back of your pickup truck. Jimmy you know what . To the tongue of a wagon. To the wagon tongue. Lagavoo lichlt n the offerman edition. 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And by the way, if you want to assist those affected by the california wildfires, which would be a good thing to do, a good way to do it is to go to redcross. Org at the address below and they will do very good things with that money. Our first guest is a fivetime mr. Universe, 2term governor of california and Danny Devitos twin brother. He told us he would be back and he is, in terminator dark fate, it opens in theaters friday. Please welcome Arnold Schwarzenegger. [ cheers and applause ] how are you . I have to say [ cheers and applause ] that very nice. Jimmy im very impressed that youre here because you had to be evacuated from your home last night, correct . Yeah, but thats nothing for an action hero. Come on. [ laughter ] jimmy thats true. Thats a piece of cake. I mean, im a positive person. I tell you that im happy my house hasnt burned down. Jimmy im sure you are. And im sure you too. You were evacuated jimmy no. My brother was but i live in a different part of town. Are you disappointed . [ laughter ] yeah, i am disappointed now. Jimmy no, i just drove in regular. So you have a lot of animals, right . Yeah. I have a pony, a miniature pony. I have two dogs. Yeah, theres a lot of activity up there. Jimmy what do you do with the pony . Throw that in the trunk . Or how does that go . Do you ride the pony out . [ laughter ] we send it to sleeping camp, overnight sleeping camp. Jimmy a sleepaway cam sp. Thats right. Jimmy a sleeping camp doesnt sound so good. No . Jimmy well, you put a dog to sleep, you no. [ laughter ] jimmy i just want to make it clear you did not euthanize your pony. Ive only been in america for 51 years. Give me a break. Jimmy how is it possible that your accent has not subsided even to the slightest degree . [ laughter ] you maintain this accent. How can that be . I think it has to do that im hanging out with sly every so often. Jimmy sly stallone . Absolutely, yes. Jimmy i want to ask you about sly. But i want to ask you a couple more things. You were governor of the state. And you had a lot of this sort of thing to deal with. What was the biggest emergency situation you that presided over when you were governor . Well, one time first of all, youre absolutely right. Fires happen all the time. And i think that during my administration we have seen because of Climate Change and other things the fires increased. There was no more fire season. It was kind of all year round, like as you can see. This is very unusual, they have in october such huge fires. Jimmy yeah, sure. So they are not only in Southern California but theyre in northern california. Theyre all over the place. And when i was governor, there was one time i went to bed and they said theres 500 fires all over california. And that was like i couldnt sleep the whole night. I was up thinking to myself how do you handle this and what do you do about it . How do you have the resources for all, this different places and all this . And then in the morning i get up and i make a call and they tell me theres now 2,012 fires all over california. Jimmy wow. Just to think to show you the si of it all. Its so overwhelming you that really have to kind of pull your act together and get in the National Guard was helping. Everyone was helping. The federal government was helping. The local firefighters. And we have one big advantage here in california when it comes to those kind of events, and that is we have the greatest firefighters in the world, bar none. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have great firefighters. We do. And they seem to coordinate very well. Yeah. We need more resources, though. It was very clear that as we increased in the amount of fires that we need more airplanes, you know, to dump fire retardant. We need more helicopters, more sophisticated helicopters. Not just the hueys from the vietnam war. We needed the blackhawk helicopters so they can fly at night and dump water at night, which is very important because right now we still dont have the ability of really dumping at night. So we have to wait until the morning. Jimmy do you agree with the president that if we raked the forest more frequently that we would not have fires here . Well, theres not that many things that i agree with him on. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy in happier news i want to congratulate you. You got a pretty great guy joining your family. Chris pratt married your daughter, katherine, which is [ cheers and applause ] i would assume something you were very happy about. Yeah, i dont know if the thing is that first of all, im really happy that he is such a great guy. Jimmy yes. Not only very talented guy and a great actor and a great star and all this stuff but a really kind man and kind to my daughter, which is the most important thing for me. But i was like blown away when my daughter was telling me that shes going out with him because i was saying do you have to be so competitive . Do you have to have a guy that is taller than me, that is bigger than me, thats doing bigger movies than me and all of this kind of stuff, that makes more money than me . What is going on here . [ laughter ] so i think it was really wild. I mean, to have all of a sudden this guy in the family. Jimmy yeah. But like i said, hes a really nice guy and hes very talented. I get along with him very well. And of course the first thing when we met, he says, can we ever work out together . I need to have the inside scoop to pumping iron. Jimmy right. And did that happen . I took him to the gym and we worked out. Jimmy were you impressed . Was that part of how you decided whether he could be a part of your family or not . Watching him work out . That pumping iron was the decisionmaking factor. [ laughter ] absolutely, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] we were in the gym. Jimmy who benches more, you or chris pratt . You know, i really dont know because i havent bench pressed for a while because my shoulders are kind of injured. Jimmy i see. But hes a strong guy, theres no two ways about it, and im very proud of him. And like i just said, when i watched him make these moves in the gym, you know, the Incline Press specifically did it. Jimmy oh. Why i wanted him to become my soninlaw. It was the Incline Press. Jimmy thats what always gets you, the Incline Press. Absolutely. The Incline Press, yeah. That does it. Jimmy did he ask you for permission to take your daughters hand in marriage . Absolutely, yeah. In a very traditional way. Jimmy thats good. You need that, right . Very good. Jimmy thats essential. Absolutely essential. Jimmy did he invite you to the Bachelor Party . No. Jimmy he did not . [ laughter ] he did not, no. Jimmy it would have been more fun if you were there, though, i bet. I would have really made sure that everything is cool there. [ laughter ] i didnt want his Bachelor Party toned up like my Bachelor Party<