Shes very focussed on the elf. Wee av hov mtoe m night, she says where does the elf go every night. And my wife says he goes home to the north pole to tell santa what he saw. And she says how does he go all the way back there and then back here for morning. And my wifes like, magic, i guess. And then she said, am i supposed to believe everything . Things are hard to believe. In washington tonight, they are decorating the halls of congress as we celebrate impeachment eve. Tomorrow the house will vote to presumably impeach donald trump. If i worked at the white house, i would definitely call in sick tomorrow. Id be like, oh, i feel something coming on. Republicans continue to insist theres nothing illegal about the illegal things the president did. Theyre doubling down on conspiracy theories, distraction techniques. Theyre demanding to know the identity of joe bidens secret santa. Its gotten ridiculous. Yesterday the House Judiciary Committee released a 658page report detailing the president s misdeeds. Whos going to read that . You expect the American Public to read a 650page anything . We cant catch up on our tv shows. I have six episodes of succession to get to. Unless that report comes printed on a pizza box, nobody is going to see it. The president lashed out today, shocking, i know. He said he takes zero responsibility for his impeachment. Of course he says the same about eric and donald jr. The president surprised everyone today. He sent a sixpage letter to nancy pelosi, the speaker of the house. And this might be the most deranged letter to santa ever. Its a long, stupid, disingenuous and incoherent defense, signed by an angry gorilla with a sharpie. Is that a signature or a seizure . This is why you dont snort sudafed on an empty stomach. Once trump gets impeached, which will happen tomorrow, there will be a trial in the republicancontrolled senate. That will be a joke. Senate leader Mitch Mcconnell rejected democrats request for witnesses. He wants a nowitness trial. He said hell be running the trial in coordination with the white house. Thats smart, let the guy in it run it. According to a new poll from abc news and the Washington Post 60 of americans, thank you. Believe that trump will get a fair trial in the senate. Oh, thanks, everybody. [cheers and applause] but when they say a fair trial, they dont mean unbiassed. They mean theyre expecting it to be fair like a county fair with corn dogs and farm animals and a performance by toby keith. What is oh, my gosh. [cheers and applause] scared me. Its brie larson, everybody. Hi. [cheers and applause] jimmy lurking behind me. Im glad youre here, but what are you doing right now . Im practicing. Jimmy practicing what . Im practicing to do the monologue tomorrow. Jimmy tomorrow i have an excused absence and brie has agreed to step in for me. I have caustic amounts of radiation from a caustic rock. Jimmy so this is this now. I want to understand the physicality of what it means to be a talk show host. I want to stand like you, talk like you, and im even wearing your spanx right now. Jimmy thats weird. Im sorry, i dont mean to judge you. Its fine, its fine. Finish that and ill just be dont mind me. Jimmy thats brie larson, everybody. [cheers and applause] okay, so, this is a holiday thing that i didnt know was a thing until today. Apparently we have a shopping problem in the United States. That, we knew. But out of two out of five americans, 39 do their Holiday Shopping while driving. Driving jimmy what is wrong with people. Do your shopping where everyone else does it, at work. At work sorry. Jimmy im sorry. This is making it a little hard for me to do this. This is making it a little hard, yeah, of course. Im sorry that this is your, im just trying to do a good job. Ill get out of your way. Ill go. Im leaving. Jimmy thanks, brie. Ill see you tomorrow. Okay. Jimmy back to the driving and shopping, its a dangerous thing to do, and you shouldnt do it, but if you do do it and a cop pulls you over and asks what you were doing on your phone, just say, buying you an x box, officer. Youre doing it again, arent you . Youre really being a baby about this, bye. Jimmy im trying, thank you. Its annoying. [cheers and applause] all right, so anyway, where was i . Oh, abc yesterday unveiled a new crop of romantic hopefuls for the new season of the bachelor. Did you see any of these . Three flight attendants and five beauty pageant winners this season. And some of the contestants have interesting jobs. Kelsey is a professional clothier from iowa, which i believe means she works at marshalls. Avenly is a cattle rancher, one late entry, Mike Bloomberg, who claims to be a billionaire. Thats, thats brie larson, shes very committed to this. By the way, the reason brie is hosting our show tomorrow, tomorrow night in prime time, im teaming up with norman lear for another edition of live in front of a studio audience. We did this in may. We did episodes of all in the family and the jeffersons. And this year were doing all in the family and good times. And were doing the shows live. Joining us now is everybody from the cast. How are you . Thanks for being a part of this. Look at that, there they are with the great norman lear from all in the family. Does anyone feel that signing up for this was a huge mistake . [ laughter ] well, anyone can answer this. Whats the scariest part of doing the show live . The fact that there will be millions of people watching and you might mess up. Im scared i might cuss. Heid of rehearsals right now. Yes. Jimmy its good that i interrupted that. Who knows their lines best of everyone at this point . Who is in the best shape . [ talking simultaneously ] theres some mixed, some of you know the lines well. Last time we did this, ellie kemper, you announced that were you pregnant. I did. Jimmy is there anything you or anyone would like to announce now . Im pregnant yay jimmy Tiffany Haddish is here, have you found a husband on set . No, but im working on t i invited some bachelors. Were going to have a contest tomorrow night. Going down. My Credit Scores going up, too, so im catch. Jimmy now woody and marissa play archie and edith bunker. Will you be smoking archies signature cigars . Or having your own prerolled . Thats up to you, jimmy. Youre the producer. Jimmy im really excited about it. Last time, we won an emmy for this. So the pressure is really on, all right, everybody . Lets not have any screwups at all. Thank you all. Well see you tomorrow night. All in the family, and good times, here on abc. And by this time tomorrow night every one of those people will be zero degrees from kevin bacon, which is probably the most exciting thing of all. So tonight on the show we have a good one. Oh, brie, come back tomorrow thank you for the opportunity. Jimmy youre welcome. Jimmy tonight on the show, karen gillan, mark rober, Kevin Garnett is here and well be right back with adam sandler. So stib stick around. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by progressive. With tapaz. Oh, its tapas. Tapas. Get out of town. Ck around. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by progressive. Ool . Yes, im in art school. Oh, wow. So have you thought about how youre gonna make money . At least were learning some new things. We bundled our home and auto with progressive, saved a bunch. Oh, we got a wobbler. Progressive cant protect you from becoming your parents when you bundle with us. Thats what the extra menus for. When you bundle with us. Delivered to your car door so you can do more. Try drive up at target. Feels so good feels so good target run and done. Iced chai. Ry. Pad thai. Baked pie. Pork chop. Soda pop. Scallop. Kebobs. Hot pot. Dumpling. Chicken wing. Peking. Onion ring. We are americas kitchen. Doordash. Every flavor welcome. Quitting smoking is freaking hard. St, like quitting every monday hard. Quitting feels so big. So, try making it smaller. And youll be surprised at how easily starting small. Can lead to something big. Start stopping with nicorette [vacuum] i am totally blind. And non24 can make me show up too early. Or too late. Or make me feel like im not really there. Talk to your doctor, and call 8442342424. Jimmy hi there. Welcome back. Tonight, from jumanji the next level, karen gillan is here. Then, he is a former nasa engineer and current youtube sensation, the mischievous mark rober is with us. Mark is the guy who made the glitter bomb video last year. Where people would steal the packages, and the packages would blow up and glitter would get all. And he has a new one to show us tonight. Tomorrow night i will be in primetime, with the great norman lear and a star studded cast. We will be reviving all in the family and good times. Brie larson will be filling in for me as host and her guests will be jamie foxx, molly hopkins, and music from yola. So please join brie for that. The one day i take off, trump is gonna get impeached. Maybe i should take more days off. I dont know. [cheers and applause] jimmy our first guest has earned a sizeable fortune making us laugh very hard. Now hes an oscarbuzzee for his role in uncut gems, which opens wide christmas day. Please welcome, adam sandler. [cheers and applause] jimmy hows it goin . Hey ya, jimmy jimmy what a great outfit that is. Enroh my cse so these reddish corduroys. Jimmy mmhm. I have two pairs of the same. So every time i wear these cords, and then the next day, i go, did i wear the red ones or the tan ones . I get mixed up, and sometimes i wear red two days in a row, and i feel like telling people, but these are the two different ones. Jimmy i was dressed exactly like this when i came in this morning. I mean literally like this. Really . Jimmy yes, and as i told you the other night, i saw you at a christmas party, i never know what to wear. Gog antos trying to get dressed, be at this party . And my wife said yeah, i think hell be there, and i said oh, good, then i dont have to dress and she said no, just because he dresses like that doesnt mean you have to. I had the clothes. I had a nice lady and my wife went out and got me a bunch of stuff, but its a little too small. And im in such a bad mood when its tight. Jimmy i see what youre saying. I like it loose. And you got to cover things. Jimmy by the way, and i mean this sincerely. Im not just whatever. Youre absolutely great in this movie, and its a great movie on top of that. And the audience has not seen it. [cheers and applause] but what im curious about, do you get at all offended by all the people telling you how great you are in this movie . Theyre like, no, really, youre amazing in this movie. Does it annoy you at all . No, no, its nice. I get it. Its a different style of movie, and my comedies are light and fun, and i love doing them, and i get a different kind of compliment to those. I hear, man, i was so stoned the other night when i saw your movie. You know, thats fine. But this is a different style of movie. Jimmy this is not a movie you want to be stoned watching, probably. I heard somebody at that same party, they saw it. Jimmy and lost their mind. They kind of stared at it and were scared. Jimmy its very intense. Its these guys, brothers. Two smart queens boys who are just unbelievable. Jimmy did you know them before you worked with them on this . They apparently wanted to do this movie with me a long time ago, i think they wrote it ten years ago and i was busy and they sent the script in to, like, you have an agent, managers and stuff. And they didnt, i dont even know if they read it. I dont know what happened but ten years goes by, and im going over, and my agent says the brothers want to talk to you, and i sa sfe tbrothehoherers . A theyre young and hip. I thought they were skateboarders, why do i want to meet the saffe brothers . Then i saw good time, and they are other movies, these guys are incredible. And i said oh, yeah, yeah. Let me meet those guys, they gave me the script and its excellent. Jimmy they must have been 14 years old or something. The first time, yeah. Jimmy it makes sense that you wouldnt be interested in doing a movie with them at that time. Just, they love you, by the way, and benny met you the other day. Jimmy and yet no one called me to be in the movie. Youre so busy. Jimmy thats the thing about the movie, and i love when occasionally, a director will do this. Right. Jimmy they populated the movie with a lot of people who arent actors. Right, right. Its about, its new york city, and theres some, my character gets into trouble with some tough guys, and they get real tough people to be in it. Not actors. Most of the cast is not actors. Theres some great actors in it. But a lot of the scenes i did with guys who, it was their first time doing it, they were supposed to smack me around, and the stunt coordinator would say you dont have to actually hit adam. Theyre just staring like what are you talking about . We have to hit adam, it says hit adam in the script. Jimmy and they hit adam. Yeah, they hit him. Jimmy you look different in the movie, too. You look like you, but something odd about the way your well, they put, i have different teeth in there, and i had a goatee, and a fake mole and hairs back and im wearing different clothes. Jimmy you have earrings in the movie . Yeah, i have two earrings, magnet earrings. Jimmy so they they werent real. So when i was young, my kids, ive been lying to them. But i did have an earring, left earring when i was young. And i did the movie airheads when i was a kid, when i was young. And in the script it said i had an earring, and so i said ah, maybe ill just get an earring so i dont to change, like get a fake earring every day. Let me just do that, pierce my ear, blah, blah, blah, i didnt think it was a big deal. So i pierced my ear, and i remember calling home, and my mother answers the phone. Hello, hey, ma, its adam. What happened . Nothings wrong. I just wanted to tell you, i got a, i got a you got a what . I got an in the left. In the left . In the left ear. You didnt, you didnt. I did, i got an earring. Oh you cant be buried with us jimmy what . Isnt that a tattoo, ma . Jimmy is that the rule, how it goes . In her head. Jimmy you also gained weight to play howard, howard is the name of the character. Yes. Jimmy your wife had a necklace that said howard on it. With netflix, they gave me a gift that says diamond howard necklace. And my wife wears it everywhere, and it dangles right above her beautiful cleavage. Howard, i should be jealous, but somehow it thrills me. [ laughter ] i keep going, who is this howard . Jimmy you could get her a billy and a happy and all your, a sandy, all your different movies, you know . Thats a good idea. Jimmy holiday collection. One night of hanukkah. Each night is a different character that you played. Thats good, yeah. Thank you. Jimmy also, when were talking about these actors who are not actors. Yeah. Jimmy one of them is Kevin Garnett, the basketball player. Yes. Jimmy who you never know what youre going to get when a basketball player is in a movie or any athlete, you know . Unbelievably cool, great guy. Super intense. Every actor in the movie was going, are you kidding me . Kevin garnetts better than me at acting . He was so smooth and cool, every scene he was in. Jimmy he was very good in it, yeah. So anyway, we asked if you could maybe bring Kevin Garnett, and you brought Kevin Garnett. Lets take a break. When we come back well see clip from uncut gems and well visit with adam and Kevin Garnett. Ben, schools across the country have had to cut their sports programs and im on a mission to help fix it count me in youreeee grrreat that never gets old buy a box to help keep sports in schools good mormore treatment . Were going to try Something Different today. Hi awwww, so pretty. Dogs bring out the good in us. Pedigree® brings out the good in them. 60 of women wear the wrong size pad, and can experience leaks. You dont have to with always my fit try the next size up and get up to 20 better coverage day or night because better coverage means better protection always. Trumpand total disaster. 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Lets see vegas. Take a look. Are you serious . You going to pull this up right here . Look at this [ bleep ]. The sixers are supposed to win the game tonight they think. Jimmy thats adam sandler and Kevin Garnett in uncut gems. Not only is he a n welcome Kevin Garnett, everyone. [cheers and applause] jimmy right here, kevin, come on. Come on, kg. Jimmy how are you . Im doin well. Jimmy i just thought of something. I wonder if kevin james is upset that theres a new kevin in your life, you know. I imagine the two of you like going on from here and doing a lot of movies together. Were going to work only together. Jimmy you had great chemistry together, and kevin, i was knocked out by your performance in the movie. Who knew that was in you. I can never tell when youre joking. Jimmy im not joking. You look kind of sincere. eno left hook coming. I mean that quite sincerely. And im sure youve heard that from a lot of people. Do you hear from your former teammates . Yeah, but they dont know anything about acting. I just figure theyre being supportive. Jimmy some of them have been in some really great movies. Some of them. I play myself, though, i play myself. Jimmy thats not easy. People think its easy to play yourself. Can you really mess up playing yourself . Ive seen it happen. Jimmy did you ever find yourself in a