Exactly. Jimmy me too. I spent a lot of my time thinking of who to vote for. You know, a week from tomorrow its super tuesday. 14 states including ours, california, vote. And if youre voting for a democrat you have to pick a candidate. You have to pick one. Unfortunately most people i talk to about this still dont know which one. Do you go with the candidate who has the best chance to beat donald trump . Do you go with the one you like the most . Or the candidate with the strongest teeth and bones . Its a tough spot to be in. But it was a very good weekend at Bernies Bernie Sanders won big in nevada on saturday and is now considered to be a frontrunner. Thats right, theres a 78yearold man running in front. [ cheers and applause ] its not exactly the olympics. Mike bloomberg. Boy, the debate on wednesday was a disaster for Mike Bloomberg. The democrats put on a it was a real vegas magic show. Elizabeth warren sawed bloombergs campaign in half in las vegas. Everyone piled on him. You know, hes spending a lot of money. He spent more than 500 million so far. Hes buying everything. Commercials, social media, billboards. He even hired the Houston Astros to go around stealing the other candidates signs. [ cheers and applause ] hes serious. But it is only its really added to the confusion. Theres still a lot of undecided voters. And thats not great. So what i think the candidates should do, and i know this is not the traditional way they do it, but this isnt a traditional election. Heres my idea. And follow with me on this. Instead of waiting for the nomination, i think the candidates should pick their rung mates now to make it easier for us. Mike bloomberg, for instance. He spent a ton of money and it worked but he got hammered in the debate with stop and frisk and these harassmentrelated confidentiality agreements. What Michael Bloomberg needs is a strong rung mate and that running mate, i thought about this a lot, should be denzel washington. [ cheers and applause ] you see that . Youd get a huge chunk of the black vote. And while a lot of women want a female president , you know what else a lot of women want . Denzel washington. Thats right. Bloombergwashington. Thats a strong ticket. Okay. So thats what bloomberg should do. Next you have joe biden, another old white man whose biggest problem is that hes not progressive enough. So who do we pair him with . Flo. [ laughter ] energetic, woman, only person in the world with more commercials than Mike Bloomberg. Shes got name recognition. Shes literally progressive. She works for the company. [ laughter ] and if anyone can figure out this insurance mess, shes been on that for years. And on top of that joe and flo, great bumper sticker. [ cheers and applause ] even joe biden could remember that. Now we have elizabeth warren. Shes tough, intelligent, almost too intelligent. Kind of the grownup version of the smart kid no one likes that much in school. Very bright. But she needs someone fun. She needs someone like lizzo. [ cheers and applause ] liz and lizzo. Lizzo would be a great Vice President. Shed and shed be the second Vice President who plays the flute after mike pence. You know that . [ laughter ] okay. So now you have bernie. Hes in the lead. But hes very far left. So far left he wouldnt tolerate a centrist running mate. He needs someone who wont threaten his ideology. He needs someone young and someone the bernie bros will accept. Bernie sanders needs pam from the office. [ applause ] not Jenna Fischer the actress. Pam. Thats a solid ticket. Next we have amy klobuchar. She doesnt have a lot of support, doesnt have a lot of charisma. Out of money. Amy klobuchars only hope right now is oprah winfrey. K. O. Everyone gets health care and a car. And the other wild card is buttigieg. Mayor pete. Hes got some hurdles, though. Hes too young. Hes too clean. Hes gay, which sadly is going to bother some people. And hes from south bend, indiana, which is just slightly bigger than a walmart. These two people the only people whove ever vacationed from that area. [ laughter ] so what mayor pete needs is someone whos rough, dirty, maybe even a little bit homophobic, someone with some good oldfashioned uncle power. And for that i say pete, id like you to take a good hard look at a fellow named mel gibson. [ applause ] buttigieg sugar [ bleep ] 2020. And there you go. Problem solved. Now we can decide. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate that. Thats a good idea. This is what i was doing while you were driving your son to school last week. Guillermo oh, my god. Jimmy according to a new poll 65 of americans think trump will either definitely or probably be reelected. But one prominent conservative in hollywood is not on team trump. Clint eastwood this weekend announced he will support Michael Bloomberg. Which is surprising. Typically he loves a milliondollar baby. So you think hed be with trump. But Clint Eastwood famously spoke at the Republican National convention in 2012. He had a long conversation with an empty chair. But its surprising he would go against trump seeing as how they did two movies together back in the 70s and 80s. [ applause ] i guess there must be a rift. Meanwhile, the president is in india right now for a twoday eat pray love himself tour. This is his first trip to india since taking office. And i hesitate to say he didnt do his homework but he did see a little bit confused when he got off the plane. [ laughter ] i dont know whos advising him. But the indian Prime Minister really laid it on thick. [ laughter ] we made that up. But its possible. [ laughter ] the indian Prime Minister organized a huge rally to welcome trump at the largest cricket stadium in the world. Trump doesnt know much about cricket. The only cricket trump knows are the ones he hears when he asks melania if he can sleep in her room. The man loves an audience and he charmed the crowd with a taste of his vast knowledge of indian culture. As the great religious teacher swami vivekumunand once said [ laughter ] jimmy clearly his speechwriter hates him. Why even put that name in the teleprompter . He had to read a lot of new words on the teleprompter today. And if you get a kick out of his struggles with the english language, wait until you get a load of this. From suchin tendokur swami vivekunand. Classic indian fellas like ddlj and cho skrchlt e spp chawala ekiseler. Namaste. Namaste. Jimmy namaste indeed. Namuste. [ applause ] and of course trump was very focused on the size of the crowds gathered to greet him. He said this could be the biggest event theyve ever had in india. And as you can see, this is during his speech. The place was absolutely jampacked. Even before he left the United States he was bragging to reporters that they were going to have millions and millions of people in the street to greet him. But this is india where they have millions of people in laundromats. [ laughter ] the other reason this is an interesting trip for trump is because the indian Prime Minister is a strict vegetarian and he does not plan to serve our president meat of any kind. His plan is to serve him vegetarian meals, which is like trying to fill a buick with safflower oil. It just doesnt work. You see him there thinking about eating his own head. You know, yesterday the president accused congressman adam schiff of leaking information about russian efforts to influence our election. Adam schiff is with us here tonight to talk about it. [ cheers and applause ] and as is gwyneth paltrow, who as far as i know does not leak at all. [ cheers and applause ] airtight. Also tonight earlier here on abc its fantasy suite week on the bachelor. This is the time of the year when the bachelor has the opportunity to take his final three concubines on a test drive of sorts. [ laughter ] my pick to win it all this season hannah ann was the first to partake in the sweet suite fantasy. What is going on . Are they having sex or being murdered with poison gas . [ applause ] a lot of the drama tonight was focused on madison. Now, madison is one of the contestants. She revealed to peter that shes a virgin. Shes saving herself for marriage. Peter, we learned in the windmill last year, is not saving himself for marriage. But madison warned that if peter did it with any of the two remaining women she would leave the show. So peter had to tell madison, uh, i did it with both of the remaining women. I i have been intimate. And i cant lie to you about that. Jimmy cant lie. Because its all on camera i cant lie. [ laughter ] because if something were to happen we would be watching this. But that was nothing compared peters mother provided what i dont know where this came from but this might be the most dramatic teaser moment in bachelor history. Dont let her go. Thats what love stories are made out of. Bring her home. Bring her home to us. Jimmy my god [ laughter ] what are they going to do, eat her . [ laughter ] we need her life force, peter. Bring mommy an offering. She met this woman once. This is and as if that wasnt enough, we learned tonight there could be another version of the bachelor in the works. Looking for love in your golden years . Were looking for eligible seniors who want their shot at love. Jimmy we are . Why . Really . Bachelor in hospice. This fall on abc. [ laughter ] ill tell you this. I am not going to be a bachelor contestant when i get older. When i am in my golden years, future me and future guillermo, we will be focused on trying to help our remaining living fans figure out how to spend their Social Security checks. The following is a paid advertisement for medimeals. Hello. Im former talk show host and partially recovered gambling addict jimmy kimmel. As an old person i take a lot of pills. 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And hes funding Cutting Edge Research to contain epidemics. Tested. Ready. Mike im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. Jimmy hi. Welcome back to the show. Tonight, he is our congressman right here in hollywood who has inspired a slew of nicknames from the president of the United States. Representative adam schiff is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, Elisabeth Moss and dan abrams with music from dustin lynch. And later this week bob odenkirk, mark wahlberg, iliza schlesinger, storm reid and music from soccer mommy and goody grace with blink 182. So please join us for that. Our first guest is an oscarwinning actor and entrepreneur, an actorpreneur if you will who has opened the doors to all to see how she does business. The goop lab is on netflix now. Please welcome gwyneth paltrow. [ cheers and applause ] its great to see you. Thanks for coming. Gwyneth, you know im very interested in your life, right . I want to know. Like when goop came out, that minute i was ordering stuff off of it. Thank you very much. Jimmy do you ever look up my account to see what ive ordered . I believe in data privacy. So no. Jimmy okay. Thank you. I appreciate it. Because every once in a while i think hmm, i wonder if theyre looking at this. I will now. Jimmy you will now, yes. So today, for instance, did you do anything weird or did you put your head in a beehive or milk a goat or anything like that . Unfortunately not today, no. Jimmy how old are your kids now . My daughter will be 16 in may. And yeah. Shes and my son will be 14 in april. Jimmy so [ applause ] theyre at the age where you really start kind of looking into what your moms up to. Are they involved in any of this stuff . Do they examine any of your oh, these things and go mom, what are you doing . They you know, its so interesting. I think it must be pretty surreal for them to be the kids of somebody well, both of their parents are in the public eye. Jimmy yeah. And its interesting to watch them sort of evolve along with our careers as they go. I mean, theyre you know, its funny, my son said to me the other day, he was like, first i thought it was really embarrassing that there were vibrators on your website and know think its a great thing. [ cheers and applause ] youre a feminist, mom. Youre a badass. I was like, thank you. Jimmy sounds like hes smart. [ applause ] wow. Yeah, i dont think ive ever said the word vibrator with my mother in the room. [ laughter ] you guys are really way ahead of the game there. Oh, yeah. Jimmy what kind of kid were you at that age when you were 13 . 13 . I was just trying to figure it all out. And i was super insecure. Its a tough age, that middle school jimmy were you a good student . Not in middle school, no. Jimmy Kerry Washington was here, and she said that you were in the i dont know if you were in at the same time, but in the same a Capella Group at school. Yes. We went to the same school. And she has a beautiful voice. And so when i was leaving she was coming she was a rising freshman. So she auditioned for me and my group, my cohort of jimmy you auditioned kerry. Can you imagine . Jimmy do you have any memory of what song you had her do . I dont remember what she sang but i just remember she was so beautiful. Jimmy what was the name of the group . It was called triple trio. Jimmy triple trio. So were there nine kids in it . There were. But i went back for my reunion and there were like 20 girls in it. Yeah. Jimmy really . They added people . Yeah, thats weird. Did you guys sing at the reunion . No. Jimmy oh, you didnt . No. They sang. But i was like triple twenty whats happening . Jimmy maybe they had all three years there and then each person would add up to be more. Your math is confounding. But [ laughter ] jimmy thats what my accountant says. [ laughter ] so you did this and you were what songs did you sing . In triple trio . So it was like an oldfashioned, you know, kind of barbershop quartet. Those kind of things. Jimmy with hats . No. But that kind of music. So all three or fourpart harmony, a capella songs. Jimmy so you guys would be like down by the old mill stream and things like that . Really . Like we sang for the longest time by billy joel. Jimmy yeah. Thats kind of a capellaish. Thats an a capella song. And more oldfashioned songs. It was fun. Jimmy when you do billy joel were you like yeah, weve got a new one, weve got a hot new hit here . Oh, yeah. This was in the 80s when it was billy joel was on. Jimmy he still is on. He still is. Hes amazing. I love billy joel. Jimmy i do too. Ive never turned with the possible exception of we didnt start the fire ive never gone by a billy joel song. You have this show that i find very interesting because what youve done is and i think you gravitate toward these unusual treatments. What would you call how would you classify these things . Yeah. Well, i think that what im really interested in and what were interested in at goop is the idea that we are all Free Thinkers and able to do things and try things that might benefit our wellness. So [ applause ] thank you. Jimmy those people are trying things called cannabis. [ laughter ] but that is like so you have this team, a variety of teams. Correct . Yes. We have one yes. We have a big team. And so when we went to do the show we had certain subjects that we wanted to learn more about and ask questions about whether sort of emerging in fields of science and in some cases alternative medicine. Theres an episode on fasting and longevity. Theres an episode on cold therapy. Theres an episode on female sexuality. Et cetera. Jimmy theres an episode on magic mushrooms. Yes. On psychedelics. Yeah. So the government right now is funding a study to see how psychedelics can really help wit