I wonder what prompted the pope to pick up this particular subject, i wonder if he was on twitter and read that just learned that pope francis was a virgin . Send him a direct message if you must. I hope the pope didnt watch the debate last night. Because the democrats engaged in a good deal of tittletattle. Last night in charleston, south carolina. It was a mess of a debate. If you didnt see it, this is what you missed. [ talking simultaneously ] fighting for my [ bleep ] life. Yall killin me with this. Watching the democratic debate right here on cbs. Jimmy i think senator kelly has a shot. Last shot. They were waving their hands in the air like they just dont care. And in a way, it helped moderators keep it moving. A few key debate questions before we start, to save time please answer by raising your hand. Does everyone understand . Great. Did everyone use the bathroom . Does anyone still need to use the bathroom . Senator sanders, youre going to have to hold it. Okay. Would anyone like to tell mayor bloomberg to screw himself . Very good. And who ordered the pastrami . Kwhik chicken breast . The caviar . A jar of mayonnaise . This salad with a comb in it . Senator klobuchar. Lastly, is there anyone who knows they shouldnt be here . Thank you. Goodbye. Okay, then. Lets begin. Jimmy Mike Bloomberg had a better showing than he did at the last debate and somehow managed to buy two commercials during the debate. Mike bloomberg has now put more than 500 million into his campaign. Even if he doesnt win the nomination he says hes prepared to spend hundreds of millions of dollars to beat trump. Team sanders says taking money from bloomberg is a hard no. Has any no from sanders ever been a soft no . He gives a hard no to trickortreaters. We have no sugar daddies what if bernie took 300,000 from bloomberg hooked up with a stripper and moved to the cayman islands. Wouldnt that be a hell of a plot twist to all of this . Trump would be so jealous for sure. This debate was all over the news nationally, but especially in south carolina. And i want to congratulate danielle seat of the wmbf news team in myrtle beach whose coverage of the debate made her this weeks winner of the award for excellence in reporting. Great tvs danielle seat joins us from charleston with what we need to know ahead of tonight. Good morning, danielle. [ bleep ]. Well, all eyes will certainly be on charleston. Jimmy you know, her hair looked good. And thats what really matters. The big winner last night at the debate, according to donald trump, was donald trump. The president watched the debates on his way home from india. Hes flying jetblue, and they have the tv. This morning he tapped out a twopart review. Part two said pocahontas was mean and undisciplined, mostly aiming at crazy bernie and mini mike. They dont know how to handle her, but i know she is a chocker. He misspelled choker. I think he was quoting his own misspelling from 2018 when he called marco rubio a chocker. Or maybe he was jocking. I dont know. And then the vice poodle piled on the democrats. Mike pence was in michigan last night at a keep America Great rally, speaking to a group of farmers for whom he compared whats going on with the democrats right now to a demolition derby. I mean, i grew up in a small town. County fair comes to town, right . Everybody with the crummiest cars in town would drive them into the infield and crash them into each other until only one was driving. So now you have all these democrats with the crummiest ideas in politics smashing into each other and eventually, therell still be one running. But i think we all know how this is going to end. Theres going to be a monster truck with a t on the hood thats going to drive into the infield and roll over the top of them jimmy thats just what the country needs right now, a monster truck rolling over top of us. Long live president truckasaurus. And, if the monster truck doesnt get us, this coronavirus will. This coronavirus is starting to make people nervous. This could be the fastest spreading virus from asia since gangnam style, which is scary. Its already having an impact locally, even the masked singer is wearing an extra mask now. We do our show in the heart of hollywood. And this is a place teeming with the dirtiest super heroes. From all over the world. Any neighborhood is going to get coronavirus. Were in prime corona zona right here. Health officials are warning to avoid physical contact with other people. People in japan are less at risk because their traditional greeting is a bow. We, for whatever reason, are sticking with the hand shake. Im giving up the handshake for lent. It doesnt mean im going to be not friendly. I came up with the patella hello. And guillermo and i are going to demonstrate it. Lets say guillermo and i have run into each other on the street, and i say hello, guillermo, right . Its good. And then if we really, its like a fist bump with your knee, and if you really like somebody, say hello, guillermo. There you go. Go back to your spot. And all you have to do, and all you have to do at the end of the day is make sure to wash your pants, thats all. The president is doing everything he can to calm this nations nerves. This morning he tweeted my fellow americans, while i know this is an uneasy time, trust that your representatives in washington are working around the clock with the worlds best scientists to protect you and your family from this terrible disease. When we band together we are strong. He didnt write that . Oh, no, he wrote this. Oh, low ratings fake news msdnc, comcast, and cnn are doing Everything Possible to make the coronavirus look as bad as possible. Include be panicking markets. Why is the media only focussing on the negative side of the coronavirus . Its so biassed. This is part of his, if you cant spell it you cant catch it campaign. Hes especially worried about this, not just because of the stock market which is key to his reelection but also because he realized how hard it will be to eat a Bacon Cheeseburger through a face mask. Today he held a press conference to again reassure us that he has this virus completely under control. [ indiscernible ] jimmy he gave a rambling presentation today. Of course he congratulated himself for his actions so far. And he downplayed the virus. He said the flu kills a lot more people than the coronavirus. So i guess we shouldnt worry. I dont know, alligators have killed more people, too. But it doesnt mean we should jump in the swamp. He showed the list showing the United States is ranked number one on a list of countries most prepared for this sort of thing, and then the president announced who hes putting in charge of fighting this virus. Hes really very expert at the field. And what ive done is im going to be announcing exactly right now that im going to be putting our Vice President mike pence in charge. Didnt it seem pence didnt know that was going to happen . I hope the virus isnt spread by kissing ass, because if it is, theyve got the wrong guy. Seriously. [cheers and applause] mike pence is in trouble. Why is mike pence, why is mike pence in charge . What is his plan to stop the virus . Abstinence . I think trump might be trying to kill him. I really do. Ted cruz posted something interesting. Ted cruz tweeted a segment, video, that he likely didnt realize was from our show. About two years ago we went out and asked people, we asked random people passing by if they could name a country on a map we set up. And many of them could not name a country. It had nothing to do with their political affiliation, but ted cruz posted and wrote, this is bernies base, the same base that tell pollsters socialism is great because free stuff is cool. And they have no ideas how many countries have tried it and failed. The guys talking about facts, truth and substance made that up. They were not bernie supporters. Bernie wasnt even running when we shot this. But in fairness to sweaty teddy, we decided to revisit the subject. We went out on the street and asked people who do not support Bernie Sanders, in fact, quite the opposite. We asked them to name a country, any country, and this is how they did. Are you a registered democrat . Republican. Republican. Can you name a country on this map . I believe thats africa. Nope. Russia . No. Thats china. Anything over here . Basically, europe. Wheres europe . Dont know. Are you a democrat by chance . I am not. Can you name a country on this map . Asia, or africa. Thats a continent. Oh. Hey. Can you name a country in africa . No. Do you support the president . Yeah. Can you name a country on this map . Um. How about this . No. How about this country . Anything here . No. Anything here . No. How about this country . I dont know. Can you name a country on this map . What . Just any country. I dont know. How about this . I dont know what that is. How about this . Texas. No, india. I dont know. Can you point to a country on this map . Ussr. Russia now. Yes. Can you point to it . No, thats china. All righty, my fault. Are you a democrat or republican . Republican. Most definitely. Can you name a country on this map . Mexico. Right down here. No, thats india. Whats this . That would be asia. No, thats africa. How about this . Here . Any over here . What about this continent . I have no ideal. How about anything over here . This is confusing. What about this. Pacific. Oh, yes, yes, yes. What is this . I dont know. How about this . I dont know. Nope. 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Soccer mommy played a Bernie Sanders rally in houston the other night, which led to this wonderful moment, where bernie thanked the band. Let me thank soccer mommy for the music. [ laughter ] jimmy all right, thats good stuff. Tomorrow night, Mark Wahlberg and storm reid will join us with music from goody grace with blink182. So please join us, too. Our first guest is an emmy winning writer, comedian and actor too. For the past eleven years, hes played a lawyer who would like you to call him. Watch season five of Better Call Saul mondays on amc, please welcome bob odenkirk. [cheers and applause] jimmy you made the right move there. I did, you know . Jimmy well go back to our traditional kiss after the pandemic is behind us. How are you . Im great, man. Jimmy congratulations, i heard your alma mater, southern illino Illinois University siu. Jimmy is giving you an honorary doctorate. They ran out of people. I dont know if its a doctorate. It might be like a drivers certification page. Youre allowed to drive in carbondale. Jimmy if its not a doctor, dont go. I already have a degree from siu. A real one, that i earned by going to class. But i think its better to get the one that you didnt go to any classes for. Jimmy its cheaper. Its cheaper, and somehow its like just magical, its like a, its like just a magical thing from heaven that fell on you, you know . Jimmy and you can write doctor on forms, now, legally. Thats right. Jimmy just like bill cosby did, you know . No, okay. Now i dont want it. Now you ruined that for me. Jimmy so. No, im going to go. Jimmy didnt you go to college when you were a young boy or something . I was 16 when i went to college. Does that make you think im smart . Jimmy yeah, youre like doogie odenkirk. I was just tired of high school. Id had enough. Jimmy were you able to transfer to college. I was a normal student. I read a lot. I like to read. And i think that kind of kicked me ahead of everyone else, and then i just asked one day when i was a junior in high school. I said how many credits do i have . I went to the office. They said youll have 16, thats all you need, and i was like oh, can i leave . And theyre like, yeah. Jimmy and you did. I didnt go to graduation. And they never included me in any, it was like i disappeared. I disappeared from high school. I didnt graduate. I was so young that i felt like id be very awkward at any college. So i went to a local college, at dupage. Jimmy oh. But its great. I spent a year there, had a blast, then i went to marquette. Because i thought my father had gone there. Jimmy what . Yes, i didnt know, because that will tell you a little about my life there. I heard a rumor that he went there. I didnt, and so i thought i should go there. And then that was all right for a year, and then i somehow went to southern. I loved southern Illinois University. Its just great. Beautiful part of the country. If youve ever been there, its very far south from chicago. And its just great, and i had a blast there, and i did comedy there. Jimmy what, you did like radio . I did a radio show. Jimmy college radio. College radios where i started. You, too . Jimmy yeah, i started in college radio. Its a great, safe place to perform and nobody can see you. Jimmy or in my case, no one was listening at all. Oh, me too, me too. Jimmy do you remember . And that was great. Jimmy did you do sketches . I had a partner named tim thomas, an early version. Of david cross. And we improvised and had the prime time special on thursday nights at midnight. So not prime time. Jimmy right. Also not special. And we were kind of inspired by our heroes, which why the credibility gap, a great comedy group from pasadena that featured as one of its members Michael Mckeon who then played chuck on Better Call Saul. He played my brother many years later. [ applause ] jimmy thats crazy. And thats a complete coincidence. All a big circle. But he inspired me, and then years later we got to work together. Jimmy your son is in college now. How old is your son now . My son nate who worked here. Thank you for that. Got him out of the house. Jimmy hes a smart kid. Hes 21 years old now. He can do whatever he wants. Jimmy did you have a party for him after his 21st birthday . Its weird, man, he didnt care, because he had a fake i. D. For so many years, so it was nothing. Jimmy thats what happened to me. I grew up in las vegas. You have to have a fake id. Its actually the law. It wont help you anymore in vegas, because we actually met him in vegas a few weeks after he turned 21. Jimmy oh, you did. He was there for a debate tournament, because hes a coach. And we were there to enjoy vegas, and he had a couple friends with him. And we were sitting there at the roulette table. You want to teach your kids how to manage money, you know . And what better way than roulette . Invest your money in roulette, kids [ laughter ] and the dealer, or the dealers, what are they . Jimmy theyre spinners, i guess. The spinner asked for the kids ids, because theyre smart. And they run except every one of the friends, the id doesnt work. Lets take it to the security desk. Its not workin, its not workin. So they have us go through the rigmarole. And after the third person had tested it five times the kid leans over to me and goes, its fake. Well, tell us that at the start. Jimmy youre an accessory to a crime. Were going to take a break. When we come back, season five of Better Call Saul,