Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Ha, ha. You should look at yourself when youre done, okay . Jimmy mmhm. I will. Do i look beautiful . You look like a girl jimmy what do you think, guillermo, do i look like a girl . Guillermo a little bit, yeah. You look beautiful. Jimmy thank you, very much. And thank you, jane. Who knew my Color Palette was jolly rancher. Tonight was also round one of the nfl draft. It was supposed to be a big live event in vegas. But because of the coronavirus, they did a virtual draft with the players and teams making picks from home like a fantasy draft. The most interesting part was watching a bunch of 75yearold billionaires try to figure out how to boot up their laptops. But it was nice to have some kind of Current Sports programming to watch. People dont know what to do with themselves right now. But its important, if you can, to find small ways to maintain your normal routine. Like this gentleman from new york did at a nearby parking lot. Why . Im not puttin the window down. I got here first. This is my parking spot. Im not [ bleep ]ing moving. Go [ bleep ] somewhere else, im not moving. I took the shortcut. This is my [ bleep ] spot, and im not who havin my car, goodbye. Theres nobody there, i miss the days when i argued with someone over a parking spot. I miss the good old days. Jimmy i like that. A lot. Sometimes you just have to scream. Use it or lose it. Speaking of screaming new yorkers, President Trump is on a roll contradicting his own Infectious Disease experts almost every day on his daily televised temper tantrum. Heres how it goes. The president says this. Ndersta prepared in thel. How can sha ye same level that it has today in. What, it is estimated it might not come back at all, jeff. It may not come back at all. Jimmy and then later in that same press briefing, dr. Fauci says this. We will have coronavirus in the fall. I am convinced of that. Jimmy now i dont know who to trust. Heres the thing folks. Our president is a contradict head. Trump also trotted out the director of the cdc, dr. Robert redfield who told the Washington Post we may have an even more devastating round of the virus coming this did not go over well with the president. Who immediately tweeted that dr. Redfield was misquoted. And then marched him up to the podium to try to get him to say, i was misquoted. You were accurately quoted, right . I was accurately quoted but the head line. Headline cdc director warns second wave of coronavirus is likely to be even more devastating. Thats not what he said. Doctor, why did you retweet it . You werent called. Jimmy so that went well. These poor doctors working for trump. If they dont give us the truth, theyre not doing their jobs. But if they do tell the truth, theres a good chance hell fire them. So their only option is to play dumb and hope trump gets distracted by a filetofish. And this guy dr. Redfield. Had he not tried to accommodate trump he would have been forced to go back to his job as an amish stock photo model. This is what happens if you dont play loose with the facts we learned yesterday that team trump demoted the doctor in charge of finding a vaccine for the virus. Dr. Rick bright was involuntarily transferred from his post, because he raised orange flags about the president s claim that an untested drug hydroxychloroquine could help treat the virus. Early testing seems to indicate that it does not. Dr. Bright spoke up about this, and now he is gone. Im not sure whats more depressing, that our president demoted a doctor who was trying to prevent americans from trying an ineffective drug that could kill us, or that were not even remotely surprised this happened. But the president only wants the best people. This headline does a good job of summing it all up. Former labradoodle breeder was tapped to lead u. S. Pandemic task force. Thats for real. They hired a guy who bred labradoodles to lead the team. How does this happen . Did they go through his resume, see the word lab and go, well, hes obviously qualified. Harrison has no formal education in public health, management, or medicine. So trump was like, perfect, how soon can you start . Oh well. Maybe we can get him to train mike pence to stop humping the president s leg. Am i still wearing the makeup . Yes . Okay. Tomorrow the state of georgia will reopen for business. Gyms, fitness centers, bowling alleys, hair salons, beauty salons, massage therapists, cosmetology schools, tattoo parlors and Body Piercing studios will be allowed to open their doors. And i think thats great. Thats exactly what we need right now. I dont know about you, but i havent had my penis pierced in weeks georgias governor, brian kemp, is going ahead with this. Why . No one seems to know. Even their crazy nextdoor neighbor florida hasnt opened for business yet its nuts. We are cracking under pressure. According to the associated press, a lot of parents have reached the breaking point when it comes to homeschooling their kids. And some are just bailing on it theyve given up. And thats a shame. So maybe we should change course. Maybe we should revert to a little house on the prairie style of education. None of our kids need fractions right now. I say its time to teach them to churn butter if you search the word homeschool on twitter you can get a sense of how much parents are suffering. Homeschooling is just standing behind your kid checking their math on your phone calculator. If i died tomorrow, my 4th graders last memory would be of me yelling at her about the st louis arch. And this one gets right to the point. There is a hell. It is called homeschooling. I get it. Its hard to go to school again, but dont give up hope moms and dads. Because our pal guillermo has a new service, providing homework assistance to those who need it. So run and get your wobo because its time for homework corner with guillermo. Guillermo hello, and welcome to homework corner with guillermo. Todays problem is solve for a. Three times a equals 20. So that would be three times three a wait. Three times, three times six, 18. And then we forget about the other two. So it can be 18 if we cant have two. Jimmy well done, guillermo. I give you a b plus. We need to take a break. But ill be back with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by jim beam. I have moderate to severe pnow, theres skyrizi. Things are getting clearer, yeah i feel free to bare my skin yeah thats all me. Nothing and me go hand in hand nothing on my skin thats my new plan. Nothing is everything. Keep your skin clearer with skyrizi. 3 out of 4 people achieved 90 clearer skin at 4 months. Of those, nearly 9 out of 10 sustained it through 1 year. And skyrizi is 4 doses a year, after 2 starter doses. 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Jimmy how does it work . Are they free to roam the house . Yeah, they go upstairs, they go down stairs, they are all over the placement th. They watch me when i work out. Its fantastic many they fightr. This is whiskey. She likes oatmeal my favorite thing is oatmeal cookies. Right, whiskey . Jimmy are these animals house trained in. Well, you know, yes, i mean, theyre not trained, but they really, they very rarely take a dumpin the house. It happened one time in the kitchen while we were cooking, but that was okay. It just smelled a little from pooh at the same time. Jimmy wow, your house has turned into the island of dr. Morrow. When you were governor you prepared the state for a situation like this, by stockpiling how many masks and ventilators and whatnot did you stockpile . Well, we stockpiled millions of masks and thousands of ventilators. And beds and stuff like that. And i think the whole idea was to be prepared for an earthquake or to be prepared for massive, a lot of fires, because one day i woke up, and i was governor, and we had 2012 fires fires in one day. And they were raging on from south to north. So i said to myself, you have to be prepared for this. And dont bite my fingers. Jimmy and years later, the state was able to access those masks and ventilators. Well, yes, what would happen was, you know, it takes a certain amount of time and a certain amount of money put this whole together. And youavo be exact wh wanted to go and put together. So, but we did it. And then it took around 5 million to keep it up and to keep the storage and everything. Excuse yourself. Excuse me. You need a handkerchief. But anyway, you need, you need the money to keep it in storage, and so there were budget crises. There were governors who decided they didnt want to go and continue on, because they decided the money should if where else. When you have a budget crisis and two 20 billion deficit you have to make tough decisions. They made that decision. But some of the stuff was still in storage, and they found it and used it in the hospital. And it was really good. I am always a guy who likes to be prepared. It doesnt matter if it was with the budget or the levees, i was the first to go out and tell the state and lawmakers that we need to update our levees, because we have 2300 miles of levees in california. Then when katrina happened in new orleans and the levees broke now they said now we understand why we need levees. Jimmy have you been in touch with governor newsom, do you collaborate so he can draw on your experience . Governor newsom and i have been friends for a long time. He is doing a terrific job as governor here and the way he deals with the crisis. He was very smart in reaching out to the past governors, like Governor Brown and governor davis, governor wilson and myself, democrats and republicans. 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And i wanted to put on some size. Asked m t break dow was sngg a back then and told him my hold workout. He said thats pretty good. Youre doing two a day . And i said no, im doing one a day, and he said well, thats pretty [ bleep ]. Jimmy and a bond was forged. You guys have teamed up to launch the front line responders fund. Tell us about that and how we can get involved. In wel well, ive been very, very anxious sitting at home and knowing that friends of mine are on a daily basis going into these intention front line situations. We were all hearing about their health and shortage of gear. And the people who are buying the masks and equipment that was one thing, but in some cases there were enormous delays in getting the equipment from where they were finding it, like china especially. So i started working with this great organization. Its basically procuring planes, big cargo planes at a huge discount, and we built a fund to underwrite the cost of flying these big cargo flights for all of the hospitals and nonprofits and donors who are finding masks to try to uncork the delay. So weve been working on trying to get the delays down from a month or six weeks to a couple of days and the turn around on these orders. And arnold, you know, launched this for us. He gave a Million Dollars right out of the gate, which underwrote eight fleets right off the bat. And he helped launch this fund. And over 20,000 people have kicked in almost 7. 5 million. Our goal is to get to 10 million, because frankly, weve got requests from the people buying the masks and the hospitals to help them with more than double what weve done. And this is actually working. Were moving a lot of the fear very fast, and we really need more. So we want to say to people, it has made a difference, and dont stop. We can double down on this and keep making a difference. The prleis is is be part of jimmy thats right. Thats why we connected right away, because hes always conscious about those things, no matter what the disaster is and jumps in and tries to find ways of helping. We want to Work Together on all of those issues, because there are too many people out there sitting in front of the television complaining about the situation or things are too slow. Reporter tests. Jimmy governor, thank you for being so generous and having such forethought to get these masks where theyre needed to these hospitals. So we really do appreciate it. Until arnold and i can do expendables, this is what were doing together. Jimmy all right, well be back with one of the stars of the nfl draft. Its time to step up. Prep up. Step up. Prep up. To help keep you free from the risk of hiv. From the makers of truvada, theres another prep option descovy for prep. 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Whats up, guillermo . Are you excited about the draft . You will be getting a seat at the computer wearing your bose head phones 700. And i will help you with your reaction. My reaction . Guillermo yeah, when they drop your name. I have a guy whos going to help me, mr. Russell wilson. I announce and you react. Just so nothing distracts you, you have the headphones on. Jimmy you read my mind. My team selects joe lets go, yes brutal. No, joe. Guillermo more passion.