Guillermo and i spent the last couple of weeks phone banking for the lakers so we hope they pull this out. Going home to watch the game . Guillermo yes. Jimmy any other plans for the weekend . Guillermo nothing. Jimmy nothing . Guillermo going to my spinning class. Jimmy oh, right. Guillermo yes. Jimmy why do you do that when you say spinning class . Guillermo because i cannot do this. Jimmy okay, all right. Oh, yeah. You know, youve been posting pictures of that, right . Guillermo yeah, thats right. Jimmy do the people in the class know youre taking pictures of their butts and posting them on tv . Guillermo no, no. Jimmy okay, all right. Well all right. I want to look at well look through some of those pictures. Guillermo all right. Jimmy i like to 1 2 watch you sweat. Whichever team won tonight will most certainly not visit the white house, thats for sure. Our super spreader president doesnt need visitors, hes getting ready to hit the road, spreading covid wherever he goes like donnie appleseed. Even though he was diagnosed with the coronavirus eight days ago, the president s planning to have a rally in sanford, florida, on monday. So come on down and get a big, wet hug from grandpa droplets, hes ready for you. He was hoping to go to florida to do a rally tomorrow, but they couldnt get it together in time so theyre having an event at the white house instead to tide him over. Hundreds of people are invited. The president s doctor says hes physically okay to do it. Trump had him write a note saying that. This guy, he got a doctors not to get out of vietnam, now he has a doctors note to get into florida. For a man who is so busy he had to leave the hospital early to get to work, trump spent well over an hour on the phone with fox news yesterday. He called fox business to call Kamala Harris a monster. He had to claim he won the second debate, even though that hasnt happened. This morning he did two hours of the Rush Limbaugh show. Tonight he was scheduled to appear on Tucker Carlson for what was billed as a medical evaluation. Thats right. Come for the racist fearmongering, stay for the prostate exam. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy i havent seen this yet, but i cant wait. He was examined on television. I dont know, by dr. Mark segal . Do we have a picture of dr. Segal . Thats dr. Segal, hes the fox news tv, like their sanjay gupta. I dont mean to be a cynic, but maybe the guy who wrote a book called false alarm isnt the tv doctor we should be looking to right now. This is a bizarre stunt even for donald trump. It makes sense he would do it with Tucker Carlson, a man who always looks like hes watching footage of a colonoscopy anyway. [ laughter ] trump still wont reveal whether or not he is positive for the virus. He wouldnt even tell sean hannity, even though hannity asked him two different times. Have you had a test since your diagnosis a week ago . Well, what were doing is probably the test will be tomorrow. The actual test. Because theres no reason to test all the time. But they found very little infection or virus, if any. I dont know that they found any, i didnt go into it greatly with the doctors. Jimmy right, why would you . Why would you ask the doctors if you still have the coronavirus . Is it weird that i get tested more to host a late night talk show than the president does to run the answer in the answer is yes. [ applause ] even though he claims to feel better than 20 years ago, he definitely doesnt sound like it. Will you encourage your supporters to get out and vote early . Well, i want them to vote. But i will say this. Absentee is okay. [ clearing throat ] absentee ballots [ clearing throat ] excuse me. Absentee ballots are fine. Jimmy sounds like a case of the herman cain hiccups there. Absentee ballots are fine, its the mailin ballots that are the bad ones. But mr. President , absentee ballots go in the mail. Quiet, im dying everything going on, as another hurricane is threatening to ravage the gulf coast, hes down doubledigits in every reasonable poll, our president showed us once again he is focused on the issues that matter. Look at where californias going to have to ration water. You know why . Because they said millions of gallons of water out to sea. Out to the pacific. Because they want to take care of certain little tiny fish that arent doing very well without water, to be honest with you. Jimmy yeah, thats right, to be honest with you. Its kind of how fish work, really. Without water, they dont do very well. But the main event today was the rush radio reacharound rally. [ laughter ] the president dialed into Rush Limbaughs show for two hours where he took calls from his adoring supporters. Even went into some detail about his sex life. I had a beatoff. I had a beatoff the phony mueller report, i had to beat off impeachment, i had to beat off congress, everything else. Theyed is in it to new york, which is all political. They send the same stuff into new york, i have to beat that off. Jimmy no one beats off more than donald trump. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy while were on the subject, weve heard a lot from trump about how great he is doing. He said almost nothing about melania, who was also diagnosed with covid19. You almost forget. He did two hours with Rush Limbaugh, said not a word about his wifes health. He has had a lot to say about nancy pelosi. He tweeted, crazy nancy is the one who should be under observation, they dont call her crazy for nothing. They dont call her crazy nancy, you call her crazy nancy. Trump is upset because nancy pelosi unveiled a bill today that would let congress determine whether the president is capable of serving as commander in chief. Shes really rubbing his nose in this. I dont blame her. Dont piss old white women, they got nothing to lose right now. [ laughter ] speaking of white people, theres a new report from the cdc that said, less than threequarters of americans are washing their hands after coughing or sneezing, or in situations where they handle food. And the group least likely to wash their hands overall is white men. Which is problematic because were also the ones most likely to high five. [ laughter ] another study from a journal called Bmj Global Health found that viewers who trust fox news are less likely to use preventive coronavirus measures than those who trust cnn. Which is not that surprising considering that most people who watch laura ingram think gay weddings cause tornados. [ laughter ] anyway, good idea. Avoid white people for a while in general. You got that, guillermo . Guillermo yeah, should i leave . Jimmy youre ready to go watch that game . Guillermo yeah. Jimmy yeah, i know. Lets get back to basketball here. Theres a big game tonight. Every so often, every now and then, we host a battle of the birth certificates. Senior versus junior in a game of one on one. Tonight our matchup is one for the ages indeed. Its time for a special nba edition of generation gap. [ cheers and applause ] our first player tonight is an nba hall of famer whos won six titles, six mvps. Hes a 19time allstar and one of the alltime, alltime laker greats. Say hello to Kareem Abduljabbar. Hello, kareem how are you doing, jimmy . Jimmy kareem was already 51 when his challenger was born. He was the number one overall pick in 2018. Hes a member of the nba all rookie team. From the phoenix suns, say hello to deandre ayton. Hello, deandre how old are you . 22. Jimmy 22 years old. Kareem, you are older than that, correct . Just a little bit, like half a century. Jimmy have you met before . No, i havent. Jimmy you have not, all right. Wonderful. Im pleased to introduce you. The game is called generation gap. The way it works is this. I ask each of you a question from your opponents era. If you answer incorrectly, your opponent gets a chance to steal. Whoever gets the most right answers wins. Its very simple. You have it . Definitely. Jimmy lets play. Our first question is for kareem. Kareem. Yes. Jimmy name this tiger king. The guy from florida who had criminally took care of a lot of tigers and had a gone to jail for jimmy were looking for a name, not a description. Im sorry, we cannot accept that. Deandre, can you name that tiger king . No, i cannot. Jimmy deandre cannot, all right. Deandre, this question is for you. Name these tiger kings. Deandre, do you know who these men are . No. Jimmy kareem, we go to you. Can you name those tiger kings . Siegfried and roy. Jimmy that is siegfried and roy, kareem is on the board deandre, have you ever heard of siegfried and roy . No, i have not. Jimmy oh, all right, well. Its too late now, i guess. Deandre. Who is the actor that plays this vampire . Oh, forget it, right . Do you recognize that man . Looked look dracula. Jimmy well, yeah, sure he looks like dracula, hes playing dracula. Kareem, who is that man . Bela lugosi. Jimmy bela lugosi is correct. Kareem, the next question is for you. Whos the actor that played this vampire . Oh um i dont know his name. Jimmy you dont know his name . Deandre, do you know his name . No, i do not. Edward. Jimmy he was edward in the movie. You know what, thats close enough, deandre. Dry a deandres on the board. Kareem, who performs the song wap . Oh, cardi b and jimmy we just need one, and thats absolutely right, kareem, correct. Deandre, who sang the dowop song at the hop . I have no idea. I had the last one. Jimmy do you like dowop . Dowop . I dont think i ever heard of it. Jimmy it sounds dirty now, doesnt it . A little bit. Jimmy a little bit, yes. Kareem, do you know the answer to that one . At the hop was . I no, i can sing it, but i dont know who sang it. Jimmy danny and the juniors is the answer we were looking for. Yes, yes. Jimmy all right. Next question. Kareem . Yes . Jimmy whats the name of this famous singer . Uh Amy Winehouse . Jimmy that is not Amy Winehouse. Deandre, do you know the name of this famous singer . Billie eilish . Jimmy that is right, deandre. Deandre has 20 points. Deandre, you get the next question. What is the name of this famous singer, deandre . I dont know. Jimmy deandre doesnt know whats that, deandre . Whitney . Jimmy that is not whitney houston, no. Kareem . Billie holiday. Jimmy Billie Holiday is absolutely right. And you know what . Theres no point in extending this. We have a clear winner, Kareem Abduljabbar congratulations, kareem. But we have prizes for both of you. Each of you will be getting a baby yoda chia pet. A beautiful addition to any modern home. Please allow eight to ten weeks for delivery. Thank you very much, kareem, deandre. Thanks for playing. Weve got a heck of a show for you tonight. Killer mike is with us. We have music from norah jones. Well be right back with liam neeson this week on the upper hands. Special guest flo challenges the hand models to show off the ease of comparing rates with progressives home quote explorer. International hand model jonjon gets personal. Your wayward pinky is grotesque. Then a high stakes pattycake Battle Royale ends in triumph. You have the upper hands its a race to the lowest rate, and so much more. Only on the upper hands. Icharmin ultra soft is so soft, amuch are you hon . Youll have to remind your family they can use less. Charmin ultra soft is twice as absorbent so you can use less. Enjoy the go with charmin. Has been amazing. Its not just a work environment. Everyone here is family. Thank you have your attention. 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Tonight, he is one half of the rap due i dont run the jewels, killer mike is with us. [ cheers and applause ] he always has something to say. This is her album, its called pick me up off the floor. Music from norah jones. [ cheers and applause ] next week weve got new shows with patrick dempsey, clare the bachelorette, john cusack, leslie jones, josh gad, rashida jones, and former governor john kasich. And well have music from rufus wainwright, one republic, woodkid, and foo fighters. So please, please join us for that. Our first guest tonight is a great actor. He goes from dark knight to jedi knight, schindler to special skills with the greatest of ease, back beating bad guys in the movie honest thief. It opens in theaters a week from today. Please welcome liam neeson. [ cheers and applause ] hey, there, how are you . Nice to see you again. Jimmy its nice to see you too, and i like seeing those flies behind you in the background. Youre a fly fisherman, i know. Just for you, yeah, yeah. Ill get into that a little bit later. Jimmy okay, good. I have something i want to show you a little bit later. Can i say, where are you right now, can you tell us . Im in new york city. Jimmy okay. I got here on monday. Before that i was upstate. I have a house upstate. Jimmy were you upstate the whole time during the stay at home . I was doing a movie in winnipeg. I mean, just about finished before they pulled the shutters on us. Jimmy i see. March 19th, 20th. Ive been upstate since march 20th. Jimmy what did you do all that time since march, for seven months, whatever its been . Jimmy, ill tell you. It sounds very boring. But ive actually read 29, 30, 31 books. Jimmy thats a lot of books, wow. Dostoyevskys crime and punishment. Which id attempted to read four or five times. It doesnt help because every russian character in the novel has three different names. So that was a bitch to get through. Jimmy youve got to get the graphic novel version of that, its much easier to follow along. Are these books like you always thought, ive got to read these, i was maybe supposed to read them in school . Exactly. Not necessarily at school, but i always felt i mean, you know, im in my mid60s. Not to have read james joyce, whos an irishman. Jimmy certainly, yes. Ulysses. It changed the face of european literature. Not to have read that, i felt very guilty. Jimmy did you like it . Do you give it a thumbs up . Yes. Anybody who hasnt read it before, you should read it very fast. Because its just the whole books like a stream of consciousness. Jimmy which of all those books you read was the best . Which one did you enjoy the most . You know, theres a great i love nordic noir. Jimmy oh. Theres a wonderful writer called henning mankeel. He passed away two, three years ago. Crime writer. Fantastic. All his books were fantastic. Jimmy was he murdered . [ laughter ] no. Jimmy he wasnt, okay. Maybe you can write something about that. I dont know whats funny about that, but anyway. Agreed. Jimmy how do you read the books . Do you have the physical books themselves . Are you reading on an ipad . What do you do . No, i have my wife and my wifes father left a collection of extraordinary books. Like real books. Jimmy right. But also because i travel so much, and i do these movies, i take a kindle, which is my new best friend. Jimmy oh. You can keep 1,000 books on these things. Jimmy right, yes, i know that. Also, when youre in hotels, the bad lights arent particularly good. The kindle is perfect because you have a light behind it. Jimmy are you a technological gadget kind of guy . Jimmy, no. Even though i did a year of Computer Science, as it was called, at queens university, belfast, in 1971 to 72 jimmy is that right . Excruciatingly painful. Jimmy what was Computer Science like in 1971, 72 . Did you have a computer . There was a computer in the back room that we, the students, never saw. The teacher, professor, went to open the door. You could hear it going hummmm i think it was the size of a small room, i was told. You never saw it. Jimmy why didnt they show you . We had these little programs that were incredibly too logical for my mind. Jimmy uhhuh. A leads to b leads to c leads to d. I was useless at it, i was useless. It was like an episode out of dr. Who. Every time this door would open you would hear the hum of this strange machine. Jimmy are you sure it wasnt a vending machine back there, he was just back having a soda or something . I did the course with my sister, who started university at the same time as i did. And she ended up teaching it. Jimmy oh, really . With mathematics. For 33, 34 years. Jimmy did she see the computer . Did she get a chance to confirm that it exists . Actually, she did. Jimmy she did, good, all right. Let me ask you about fishing. Did you do any fly fishing while you were upstate . Very little. Jimmy oh. I tell you, it was just hot. The little preserve that im a member of, its a its a stocked they stock the creek with fish. But the water levels were very, very low. And i felt the fish were a bit stressed. So i only got out twice. But i want to ask you. Because you had all summer off, right . Jimmy i had the summer off, and you were very nice. A couple of times that you were with us, you tied some flies for me, which i have displayed in my collection at home. Ive not used them because i like having them, and i lose a lot of flies. But i did go up to the south fork of the snake river, and theres one of the many beautiful brown trout [ cheers and applause ]