Belongs to the los angeles lakers. The lakers conquer the bubble and banner number 17 will soon hang in the rafters. Its weird seeing people hug, right . It was very strange watching this. I had to reintroduce the concept of joy to my system. This was a huge victory for the lakers. Not only did they win their 17th nba title, tying the celtics for most by a franchise alltime, they were also able to get home in time for taco tuesday tomorrow. I know its a big deal for lebron. I wonder if the players will have trouble adjusting to life outside the bubble . I mean, what went on in orlando was a very controlled environment. Everyone was tested every day, no one was allowed to leave or come in. They were very careful. The players even celebrated responsibly in the locker room. Hey hey big weird size bottles of purel, thats call celebrating responsibly. After the purellabration, some of the players sat to talk to reporters. One of those was lakers forward kyle kuzma, who seemed to be filled with kyle boozma. What is it like . This is everything. Its still sitting in. Like im half drunk right now, a lot of champagne, i dont know how to act exactly man. Is my shirt on . I have seen draws all over e bo body. Guillermo, describe the scene at your house last night. We watched it, my family. So the hell with the quarantine, right . It was the final, you know. Right, are you still drunk . No, no, no. Theres something going on with him, right . You know, usually we would be getting ready for a parade right now, but because of the pandemic, we cant do that. So instead, everyone is just gonna drive by lebrons house and wave. Like your coworkers 60th birthday. Some fans celebrated safely last night. This guy, this is for real, showed up in his own plastic bubble. He died. But others, our mayor here in l. A. , eric garcetti, asked fans he said please do not gather downtown or near the staples center. So, of course, fans gathered downtown and near the staples center. Crowds couldnt help it, they wanted to be out here. But it did get out of hand. So a tactical alert of declared. 75 to 80 people were arrested for aabunch of charges. And we are hearing at least one metro bus was attacked even set on fire. Various businesses broken in to and vandalized, including a seven11 and a starbucks. Quite a bit of grifitti. So we still have some work to do. In the celebration department. So now with a 17th nba title, and a fourth win for lebron, the lakers are already the early favorites to win another title next season. Which starts, i think the new season starts tomorrow. So back on the horse by the way, id like to wish a happy thanksgiving to those of you watching from above. No, not heaven, canada. Today is canadian thanksgiving. Canadians have much to be thankful for, primarily that theyre not us. Today also happens to be both Indigenous Peoples day and columbus day. In 1492, Christopher Columbus discovered america the same way hipsters discovered pourover coffee. Not really, he gets a day for it. Our president , though, is a big supporter of columbus day. He and Christopher Columbus actually have a lot in common. They both spread disease and both failed spectacularly at what they were hired to do. Our contaminatorinchief was in florida tonight for a big, maskless rally. He says the doctors gave him the okay to do it. Thats good news. Itll be nice to get back to having a president whos only mentally ill. Trump was on Tucker Carlsons show friday for what they called a virtual medical exam. It was none of those things. But the president did treat the friday night fox crowd to a brief guided tour of his body. Where do you think you got the virus, at what point do you think he contracted it looking back . I dont know, they had some big events at the white house, and perhaps there. I dont really know, nobody really knows for sure. Numerous people have contracted it. But you know, people have contracted it all over the world. Its highly contagious. Its one thing you learn. This is a contagious disease. That is one thing you learn about this contagious disease, its contagious. The president has been cagey about whether he has tested negative yet. But whether hes negative or not doesnt matter. Because his new thing is hes got immunity. Trump dialed up Maria Bartiromo yesterday. To explain that he no longer has anything to worry about. You are no longer considered a transmission risk, does this suggest you know long er have covid, sir . Yes. And not only that, it seems like im immune. So i can go way out of a basement, which i would have done anyway and which i did, because you have to run a country. You have to get out of the basement. And it looks like im immune for, i dont know, maybe a long time. Maybe a short time. It could be a lifetime. Nobody really knows but im immune. Jimmy hes immune. For donald trump, herd immunity means he heard from someone on twitter he was immune. Bartiromo didnt call b. S. Thats not her style. But the folks at twitter did. They flagged this tweet, a total and complete sign off from white House Doctors yesterday. That means i cant get it, and cant give it. Very nice to know yes, very nice. Cant get it and cant give i is also the arrangement melania has with him. That juicy droplet got flagged for violating twitters rules about spreading misleading and potentially harmful information. But go on, mr. President. Tell us more about how invincible you are i passed the highest test, the highest standards. And im in great shape. And i have to tell you, i feel fantastically, i very wereally. And i feel good with the word immunity meaning something, has a protective glow, it means something, i think its very important to have that. It is very important. Thats not a protective glow, thats hawaiian tropics mangoscented tanning mousse. If it sounds like trump is trying to position himself as some kind of superhero now. Listen to this. The failing New York Times reported that when trump got out of the hospital last week, he wanted to put on a little show. His plan, he floated this idea by several people, was to walk out of the hospital, appearing to be frail. Then, he would tear off his buttoned down shirt to reveal a superman logo underneath. This is not a joke. This is what he wanted to do. Whoever talked him out of this, i would like to bang on the head. I mean, first of all, we would have gotten to see top notch acting when trump was pretending to be frail, and then he would have had to rip the shirt open, and good luck getting the buttons open with the baby little baby carrot type fingers he has. And then when he revealed the s on his chest, would the country erupt in applause . Most likely he would try to fly and wet his pants or something. Who thinks like this. The man of steel, the election is getting back on the road, after florida. He is scheduled to host rallies in pennsylvania and iowa this week. He is exposedsuppos wants to be campaign trail every day. He is trailing big in the polls but picked up an endorsement over the weekend, by nonother than the taliban. That is right. A spokingman for the taliban said, we belief that trump will win the up coming election, because he has proved himself a politician that accomplished all the major promises, he may have missed some small things, the Trump Campaign rejected the endorsement. I wonder how that went down . You know, other than groups like sheriffs for shooting looters and mullets for jesus trump doesnt get a lot of endorsements. And he also loves people who love him. Its really his only criteria. So when that endorsement from the taliban came in, my guess is his Campaign Team was like dont even tell him about this. Reject it just reject it. If hes mad, well deal with him later. The taliban is fantastic. On saturday, fatty lupone gave another evitastyle performance from his balcony. Trump spoke to a group of mostly black and latino supporters, who assembled on the white house lawn. They were part of a group called blexit which is supposed to be a group of black people who support trump. The truth is, the people who were at the event were paid to be there. They had their travel expenses covered in exchange for showing up. Trump spoke for only 18 minutes. But he did make sure to bring up his favorite thing to say whenever he sees a black person. The fact is that i have done more for the black community than any president since abraham lincoln, i say it and nobody can dispute it. Nobody can dispute it. Jimmy no one can dispute it. Everyone can dispute it. John wilkes booth would dispute it. Trump does seem to believe that he is very popular with the black community. On the campaign trail in 2016, he said at the end of 4 years, i guarantee you that i will get over 95 of the African American vote i promise you. Well, we are at the end of those four years and we wanted to put that guarantee to the test. So we sent a camera crew out onto hollywood boulevard to poll africanamerican passersby to see if we can find anyone wholl be supporting trump at the ballot box next month. Trump said he was going to get 95 of the africanamerican vote. As a black man, are you voting for trump . I absolutely am not. Am not. Hell no. No, i cant vote for a racist. Hell no. Nah. No. Im not. Am i voting for trump . No. No. Hell no. Hell no. Absolutely not. No, not voting for trump. No. Hell no. Absolutely not. Is that a baby . Yeah, this is a baby. Now, baby, with trump, against trump . Against, definitely. Trump. No. No im not voting for trump. No. I aint going to vote tore trump. No, im not voting for trump. Hell no i aint voting for that dude, are you crazy . He is not getting my vote, no. Do you know any black people voting for trump . I dont any, not one person. No one person . No. Not a coworker . No. Mama voting for trump . No. Daddy voting for trump . No. Friends from church voting for trump . No. I remember trump on wwe, he is still doing that, acting a part. Anybody tell you that you sound like obama . Unfortunately yes. You cant pay me a million to vote for trump. Will you vote for trump for a million tladollars . No, free wifi . That would be nice. Cellular data. I dont believe he will get 95 of the vote because i dont know a black man or woman that will vote for donald trump and i am imimmersed had in black people. You dont know a single black person . Not a black dog black cat, not a black pit bull is going to vote for donald trump. I am barack obama and i approved this message. Okay, so he might not be up to 95. Okay, back to the lakers. Before game one of the finals, heat superfan dj khaled and i made a bet. If the heat won, i would have to send him my 1980s donkey kong jr. Arcade game, and if i won, he would have to give me one of his beloved jet skis. And its time to pay up. Hello dj khaled. How are you . Good, thanks. Well, first go ahead, go ahead. Condolensecs on how the finals turned out for your team, and congratulations to me, you know . Congratulations to you, and congratulations to kobe, gigi, king james and the entire lakers, los angeles, congrats, it was a beautiful, inspiring finals. And congrats to the miami heat, we will be right back, we are coming right back at it, jimmy. You know what im saying . You got that one. Im a man of my word and thats right. I will get you a 2020 seadoo jet ski and im going to sign it and im going to make sure that they deliver it to you listen, i know you have a brand new jet ski and that is nice of you, i decided i dont want a jet ski. But what i would like to do what do you want . We will donate the jet ski to the Overtown Youth Center which is an organization that you support, they provide services to at risk youth in miami. And we reached on it to overtown, they are doing to auction it off on ebay and use the proceeds to help run the center. So if you want to bid to own the new d. J. Khaled jet ski, which is really my jet ski now, go to this website, bless up jet ski. Com, we made it forever you and khaled, i appreciate you being a good sport and giving up the jet ski and also the kind words to the lakers and i know how much these jet skis mean to you so we put together a little long for you to look at when ever you got lonely. Roll it for khaled and i will take with me the memories to be my sunshine oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god. Oh, my god. I just saw like four dolphins its hard to say goodbye, to my jet ski the key is not to drive your jet ski in the dark. Very wise words from d. J. Khaled, thank you, khaled. And check out my podcast, its going down october 15th on amazon, it will be big and legendary. And im talking to all the icons, biggest musicians out there. Jimmy thank you so much, i love you and get ready for that album, i dont know when its coming, but its coming. Good, we will be ready for it. Thank you, d. J. Khaled, and music tonight from Rufus Wainwright and senator Elizabeth Warren is with us and back with rashida jones, we will be right back. Being able to order stuff online it helps out a lot. We get to use that time that we would be at the grocery store. That time is priceless. That time is priceless. Hey guys want to stack different pringles flavors to create new flavor combos . Here ill. Go first. Pizza, barbeque and jalapeno. The spicy barbecue pizza stack. Get him grandpa whats going on . Were trapped in a pringles commercial, they must have taken us in our sleep. Stack pringles flavors make new ones. Hi jen hi. So youre the scientist here. 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Charmin ultra soft is twice as absorbent so you can use less. Enjoy the go with charmin. Jimmy welcome back. Later, his album is called unfollow the rules, music from the great Rufus Wainwright. Tomorrow night, Patrick Dempsey and the bachelorette Clare Crawley will be with us. Well have music from one republic. And we will continue the week with john cusack, leslie jones, josh gad, former governor john kasich. And well have music from woodkid and foo fighters. Please, join us for all that. Our first guest is a very talented actor who grew up playing with Michael Jacksons zoo animals, and took the school bus with the kardashians. Her latest film, opposite bill murray is called on the rocks its in theaters now and premieres october 23rd on apple tv , please welcome rashida jones. Hi, rashida. Hi, jimmy. Very good to sea ye you, howe you doing . I cant believe that is my introduction to the world. I have to tell you, i hate to tell you that i am completely obsessed with your childhood and i hope you dont mind but i just cant imagine what it must have been like and i mean, just i grew up in las vegas which is weird to start with. That s weird. When your dad is Quincey Jones and the sinatra family is coming for dinner, is it just normal to you . Yeah, i mean yeah, i dont know any other way. It was my own version of vegas. But, i think, yeah, i think growing up in the 70s and 80s probably fixed a lot of problems that in your head you would imagine. Because theres no social media, no technology basically except for land lines and betamax, you know . Yeah. So, yeah, that, it was awesome. I was definitely aware that you know, the people around me were beloved, you know, worldwide. But not, not really because there was no internet. Yeah, right. You know, i watch this video today and at the beginning of the video, its Eddie Van Halen and David Lee Roth and they get in to a limo and theres a big vhs player in the limo and they pop the tape in and watch a song that your dad produced, Quincey Jones, l. A. Is my lady by frank sinatra, and its one of the craziey esiest its one of th watermarks for the 80s and you are in it as a little girl. Yeah. It is. And its a high or low watermark depending how you look at it. Its fantastic. Latoya jackson, tommy lasorta, dean martin, and lets take a look at a snippet. Ive been in love more times than i care to remember and loves kept me cool in july and warm in december it may not have lasted but each time the cgi to make that orange disappear. The special effects are just le le legendary. What a time capsule, right . Is it true that Nancy Sinatra was your brownie troop leader . She was, yeah, she was. Yeah. It was a weird life. Yeah, well, yeah, it still is. I guess you just go with whatever you are given and Michael Jackson coming over the house and did any of the lakers ever come over to the house in those days . Actually, we lived down the street from Kareem Abdul Jabbar and he and my dad are very good friends still. Wow, that is so cool. What do you remember about Michael Jackson as a kid . Was that a thrill for you . You probably heard like the thriller album before anyone also . Yeah, we were there when they were recording it with all the great musicians. Every moment of it. We were at it when they were filming the video in griffith park. That is nuts, when michael came to the house, did did you interact with him or with my parents friends we were not allowed to talk to them and we had no desire to talk to them. Right, right, no, he was like a kid when my kid first started working with him. So he was just like happy to like hang out, he would sometimes bring his boa constrictor, his chimp. It was like, he was not like your normal family friend. Yeah, no chimps in our house, none of the neighbors had boa constrictors or chimps. That was crazy, where have you been spending the quarantine . Just traveling all over. Just kidding. Really in deep. Just awe, feeling invincible. At home, l. A. Yeah. L. A. You have a little one, i know, yes . I have a little one, yeah. I have a little