The right to be in a family, nobody should be thrown out or made miserable because of it. And while that might seem obvious to most of us, its a very big deal, because it is not the official position of the Catholic Church. And hes the pope of the church. The pope has gone rogue all of a sudden. [ laughter ] [ applause ] hes talking like jesus, its crazy. While it is newsworthy, hearing him say this, francis as you know is not the first pope to endorse samesex unions. The first pope to do it was pope rihanna back in 2018 at the met gala. Its crazy, we live in a time when the head of the Catholic Church is more progressive on samesex marriage than the Vice President of the united states. But we do. Im sure the pope is wearing a pointy birthday hat to celebrate Kim Kardashians birthday. She turned 40 years old today. This is going to be quite a couple of weeks for kim. Today she turned 40. And when kanye wins on november 3rd, she becomes first lady. [ laughter ] so we got another shocking glimpse into the current president s finances last night, thanks again to the New York Times. According to the times, donald trump has an undisclosed chinese bank account. Isnt that something. And not only does he have a bank account, which he paid between 2013 and 2015, he paid china more than 188,000 in taxes. I feel like at the end of this were going to find out that hunter biden is actually trumps son. [ laughter ] in a real darth vadery twist on this whole story. While it may not look great trump paid 250 times as much income tax to china as he did to the united states, i feel like this story is being blown out of proportion a little bit. Honestly, who doesnt have a chinese bank account. I have a chinese bank account. Guillermo . Guillermo i have two. Jimmy dickey, do you have a chinese bank account . Dicky of course. Jimmy yes, yeah. Who on our crew has a chinese bank account . Show of hands. Obviously. Give the guy a break, we all have them. Now that we found out hes a longtime chinese taxpayer, trump has every right to be furious about chinas response to the coronavirus. Hes practically a citizen of their country. [ laughter ] hes running out of things to be hypocritical about, it was the only thing left. At this point i wouldnt be surprised to find out he tunnelled under the border from membe mexico into the country. Mans been president almost four years. Even the way he interacted with chinese president xi should have been a red flag. [ speaking in a Foreign Language ] jimmy of course he speaks mandarin, hes orange. [ applause ] jimmy thank you. Yesterday alone we learned that trump has a secret bank account in china. And his administration now cannot find the parents of 545 children they intentionally separated from their mothers. This is quite a Closing Argument hes making. But trump is soaking up the love wherever he can get it. Last night he had a rally in erie, pennsylvania, where he really had trouble keeling his disdain. Before the plague i had it made. I wasnt coming to erie. I had to be honest, there was no way i was coming, i didnt have to. I would have said, hey, erie, if you have a chance, get out and vote. I had this won. We had the greatest economy, greatest jobs, greatest everything. Then we got hit with the plague and i had to go back to work. Hello, erie, may i please have you vote . Jimmy oh my goodness, was the president honest for a second . [ laughter ] im surprised gnats didnt fly out of his mouth. I am here in erie begrudgingly, enjoy the virus. Hes also a normal color, whats going on . It was a rough day for the president , he had a runin of some kind with lesley stahl of 60 minutes. Oh, and you have to watch what we do to 60 minutes, youll get such a kick youre going to get a kick out of it. Lesley stahl is not going to be happy. Jimmy yeah. Well, for those who havent hurt, trump reportedly got up and abruptly left his interview with lesley stahl of 60 minutes and hes threatening to release his own footage of what happened before it airs on cbs sunday. Hes mad about something, we dont know what. He tweeted, lesley stahl of 60 minutes not wearing a mask in the white house after her interview with me, much more to come. I dont know, how much more could there be to come . It was an interview. Did she murder someone on her way out of the white house . This photo was taken minutes after he cut the interview short. He hasnt made this face since i think the popeyes near the white house ran out of chicken sandwiches. How bad could this interview be . In his last interview with lesley stahl, he said, im president and youre not, and im not a baby. What happened . Why would he storm out of this one . This is going to be the best episode of 45 minutes ever. Meanwhile, eric trump is working it too. He was on the road in michigan, as you can see, mixing it up with voters, no mask, shaking hands, close contact, close talking, high fives, winks, the whole deal. He acts like theres nothing to worry about at all. There you go, right up there. Its hard to blame him, his father never hugged him, his wife is made out of pvc. [ laughter ] the man desperately craves a human touch. Maybe hell get it in the hospital. Donald trump really needs to shake things up at the debate tomorrow night. According to a New York Times sienna poll, when it comes to the issues, forget the candidates themselves. When it comes to the major issues such as coronavirus, law and order, hiring your kids to run a country, all the big things, voters strongly prefer bidens positions over trumps. You know what else biden has going for him, he has none other than barack obama, who appeared at a rally today in philadelphia. [ cheers and applause ] one of those drivein rallies. Yeah. It was a big crowd, it was a diverse crowd. There were ford fiestas, kia sorentos,ny saug rogues, heen a volkswagen made it. Obama said to the crowd, could you imagine if i had a secret chinese bank account . I guess he doesnt. Guillermo, do you have a secret chinese bank account . Guillermo yeah, i have a chinese jimmy did we did this all right . All right. Tell us about we had the pop the kpop Group Blackpink on our show last night. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo yeah jimmy they are hugely popular among the middleaged people on who work on our show. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy lest you thought any of the other applause and laughter was genuine, now you know it wasnt, yes. [ laughter ] anyway, they have this i guess they have like a tiktok dance . Theres, you know, tiktoks and whatnot, going on. Guillermo yes. Jimmy do you ever go on tiktok . Guillermo no, i dont have tiktok. Jimmy you dont have tiktok . Maybe you should get on tiktok. Guillermo yeah, maybe i should. I do it after the show. Jimmy does your son look at tik tok . Guillermo no, hes not into that. Jimmy get on tiktok, i think america would love that. Anyway, they have these dances that they do. And what happened . They taught you a dance . Guillermo yeah, the ice cream dance, you know. Like jimmy the ice cream dance. Guillermo yes. Jimmy this is from one of their songs . Guillermo thats right. Jimmy the ice cream dance is a particular dance that people try to do, and you wanted to learn how to do it . Guillermo yeah. It doesnt look too hard, so i try my best. Jimmy and youre a pretty good dancer, as far as dancing goes . Guillermo oh, a natural. [ laughter ] jimmy back home they call him juan travolta. [ applause ] jimmy anyway, all right. Here he is, heres the kpop phenom blackpink teaching guillermo the ice cream dance. Hi hi, girls hi im your biggest fan i love you oh my god, thats so thats so cute. Thank you im a huge blink because im very huge. I want to learn how to dance, you know, the tiktok dance. Yeah do you have any advice for me . Yeah. Be yourself. Yeah. Youre fabulous. You already look perfect, so look cute. Just do your thing. And do this every Time Ice Cream comes out. Ice cream like that . Lick your yes, there you go. Oh excellent fantastic. Like a little wave. Okay, girls. Now were going to dance. You tell me how i do, okay . Okay all right. Hit it looking good enough to eat catch me in the fridge the ice cream oh, i mean you could be way more sexier than that. Yeah. You could do more better. More sexy . Yes yeah im going to do it again, more sexy. Look so good look so sweet whoa oh okay it was a little better, but come on, you got to step it up. Yes. Okay, all right. I want to do it again. Looks so good yeah looks so sweet looking good enough to eat close to the kids so they call me ice cream catch me in the fridge ice cream looks so good looks so sweet baby you deserve a treat diamonds on my wrist so they call me ice cream you can double dip if you really like me ice cream chilling chilling ice cream oh my god, wow wow ice cream ice cream ice cream i feel like Freddie Mercury wow we like that. We like that one. Wow. Couldnt resist you. Perfect. Jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy dont ever do that again. Guillermo no. Jimmy all right. We have a good show for you tonight. Eric andre is here. We have music from tate mccray. Well be right back with Tracee Ellis Ross this week on the upper hands. Special guest flo challenges the hand models to show off the ease of comparing rates with progressives home quote explorer. International hand model jonjon gets personal. Your wayward pinky is grotesque. Then a high stakes pattycake Battle Royale ends in triumph. 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[ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, Octavia Spencer and jay farrell will join us after the debate. And well have music from love with help from conan grace. You saw her first guest play a skilled medical professional dealing with the most challenging job there is, raising children while being married to anthony anderson. It is going to be great. We are doing a cheese tasting, 35 cheeses to try from the brittany region. The best part is we are all going to be comparing cheesetasting notes. I cant. Sometimes i just want to come home and just have a glass of wine. And what better to pair with a glass of wine than cheese . Seriously, junior, i do video conferences all day long, then i come home and im confronted by robby whos telling me the virus is a plot to take down social security, and i dont have the bandwidth for 35 cheeses. Jimmy from blackish, please welcome Tracee Ellis Ross [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . Covid hug jimmy welcome. Wow, you look fantastic. Well, i got out of the house, jimmy, youre my big visit. Jimmy im not used to seeing people dressed up anymore. My feet are not used to it. My feet are like, youve got to be kidding me. Jimmy the last time i saw you was at the emmys. The last time i left the house. Jimmy is it really . No, i go to work. Or i this feels like a very safe environment. Jimmy its pretty safe. I mean, we get tested. Everybody here is tested. Oh, yeah, of course. Im ready, im ready if im uncomfortable. [ laughter ] jimmy dont worry, i was tested today, i was tested yesterday, negative, negative, im a very negative person. [ laughter ] im negative too. Its the best time to be negative. Jimmy all of a sudden positive isnt so great anymore. Take that, drew barrymore. Oh my god. [ laughter ] [ applause ] yeah, i mean jimmy its our time to shine. Can i tell you can i be honest about when you were at the emmys . Yeah. Jimmy they told me that you were really nervous about coming, about i was scared to go near you. Like, you know anthony, i think i hugged him. You did . Wait, they had said at the emmys, it was so funny. I had told them i would be Good Standing next to you for the bit. Then i got there, tell jimmy i cant stand next to him six to eight feet, maybe ten jimmy i was looking at you through binoculars, hello no germs over here its okay ive been one of those nervous nellys. Jimmy if youre going to go one way or the other, thats the way to go. Overly cautious. I feel i was built for the pandemic, all of a sudden month five, no, im not. Jimmy yeah. A lot of people feel that way. Then you reach a point and everybody, for some people, it takes longer than others. Yeah. Going back to work was really helpful. Which has been bizarre. Jimmy how is that going . You know its a little bit like they were like, okay, so were going to do the show, but youre going to do it underwater, and youre going to have to wear scuba gear. Jimmy right. Its like, its not the same thing, but it is the same thing. Jimmy you have the whole head gear and all that stuff. Its a lot. Rehearsal is my favorite because were in masks for rehearsal. I dont know now, with anthonys beard jimmy hes got a very full beard. But the masks, i dont care which mask he wears, it like totally flattens. Then during rehearsal, it starts to creep up over his eyes. And im like, can you see . Hes like, no, i cannot. Im like, you cannot take your mask off. But its i dont know, its been really nice to be with everyone. Everything takes longer. Jimmy yeah, right. Time is a whole different thing than what we were doing before. You know, in production, like time is a thing that you literally see how much you can cram in and how long your day can be. Jimmy not only that, everything is so last minute. Yeah. Jimmy i think people will be surprised sometimes, there will be major Motion Pictures and the star of the movie gets cast the day before the movie starts shooting. And thats just the way things go. Now you cant really do that stuff. None of that. Fittings are not happening. I used to do almost two hours of fittings. Jimmy clothing fittings . Yeah. Im like why dont we just wear sweat pants all season . Seem like a good idea . I dont know, i feel really grateful to be in a production that can go back to work and our industry is able to figure out how to do this salvely. Weve been working two months now and were save. It shows you it really is possible, which i think is really important. Like if you do Pay Attention and do the safety protocols, you can stay safe. Jimmy i think youre exactly right. I think that doing this show, nobodys been sick doing this show, because were all being careful. Yeah. Jimmy if you are careful, at the very least, youre going to greatly reduce the risk of and you hear these things on television, on the news, these lunatics saying, by lunatics i mean the president , saying [ laughter ] did we say that already . Jimmy somehow the jury is out on masks. It makes people uncomfortable. Yeah . You know whats more uncomfortable . Getting sick and going to the hospital. Jimmy uhhuh, and dying. Dying also. When you die, they bury you, they burn you, they do all sorts of uncomfortable things. And youre not here anymore, jimmy. Jimmy youre not here anymore, which has its you know, which its not necessarily now were going to change that. This little thing this thing, you wear it, its not that hard. Jimmy yeah. You can hear me. My favorite is the people who pull it down to talk. No, thats not the point what are you doing . Jimmy hold on, let me exhale some germs at you. No. Jimmy people do miss the point. Anyway. Jimmy so its going well on the set. Yes. Jimmy its not so bad. No. Jimmy whos being the most careful on the set . You . Absolutely me. Jimmy whos being least careful as far as your castmates go . Im not going to do that. [ laughter ] but its definitely me. Jimmy is anyone having parties with dr. Dre or anything like that . No, no, not at all. I do have to say that i have im, you know its a jimmy you are setting the standard. Yeah, yeah. I think so. Jimmy i heard it was your idea to do the episode of the show that was half animated. Yeah. Jimmy which was really good. That was fun, right . It was really fun. And it was i thought, can we do something to ease our way in . I thought the animation was so cool. I felt i was in scoobydoo. Jimmy i think we have some of the drawings. Look at bos shoulders. Jimmy yeah. Well, rainbows dont have shoulders if you think about the shape of a rainbow. Its pretty rounded. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy its a good i think its a nice likeness. Yeah. Jimmy rarely do you see that. Its almost always terrible. I thought it was fantastic. We did that really quickly, for an animated episode. Jimmy right. Thats not a quick thing to do. Jimmy the artist did all the quick stuff, you just went bup bup bup. The artist did the hard part. Jimmy oh my goodness, we were up drawing all night it was so hard. Jimmy how are you going to handle halloween . Whats the plan for that . I im sorry, my mother said not to use the word hate, but i hate halloween. Jimmy your mother is diana ross. Yeah. Jimmy she says dont say hate . Hates a strong, hard word. Jimmy she said stop in the name of love. Stop in the name of love, dont say hate. Welcome, jimmy. [ applause ] my birthday is october 29th. By about 14 years old