Back to normal until 2022. So hang on to your hydroxy if you still have the. [ laughter ] remember when we were kids and we all thought wed have flying cars by 2022 . Now its like, maybe in the future well be able to go to a movie without killing our grandma. [ laughter ] cases are going up and up about. I think they had the thirdhighest report of infections so far today. Much of that is attributed to what they call pandemic fatigue. People are sick of being careful, so they relax, they start doing risky things. Which i get it. But thats not the way it works. You cant just stop because its annoying. Its a virus, not glee. [ laughter ] you know . Heres a map that might be of interest to you if youre curious as to whether this masking and lockdown works. You see all the red . Thats the United States. Those of the covid outbreaks here. Up above that, that is canada. Doesnt look too bad up there, does it . Even adjusted for population, theyve had onefifth as many infections as we have, but our president doesnt want to know about that. If you vote for biden it means no kids in school, no graduations, no weddings, no thanksgiving, no christmas, and no fourth of july together, other than that, youll have a wonderful life. Jimmy thats right. Joe biden wants to murder santa claus, kids. [ laughter ] but this is the message team trump seems to be going with down the stretch, all the spokesmonsters have been unleashed. The American People have a very clear choice when it comes to covid. You can vote on joe biden, or you will be locked down, your schools will be closed, your churches will be closed, you wont have social gatherings. It will be a lockdown. Versus President Trump, where we are safely reopening this country. Jimmy yeah, were safely reopening the country. President trump got the virus himself. And so did you, by the way. You cant safely open the door to your office, never mind the country. Meanwhile, the Vice President tested negative today, even though several aides, and yesterday we learned, his number two guy on the space force tested positive for the virus. Trump put mike pence in charge of two things. Space force and covid. And somehow he managed to combine them into one. [ laughter ] heres a question that i dont think has been asked. If biden wins, what happens to the space force . Do we have to keep pretending thats a real thing . Live laugh mike pence has been on the, oh crap i might be the next dan quayle trail. Hes got an interesting style out there. When his plane lands, he hits the ground running. Jimmy chariots of youre fired. [ applause ] i think when youre running its harder for the flies to land on your head. Meanwhile, Donald Trumps out there bitching about the Big Tech Companies because theyve been unwilling to help spread his smears against the bidens, which i understand. No one likes to have their messages suppressed. Rather than retaliating, maybe just stop lying all the time and see if that solves it. This has been a very frustrating time for shirttucker rudy giuliani, whos been forced to find alternate outlets who will allow him to shovel the dirt hes dug up on hunter biden. He walked around the house nude, taking pictures consistently of his private parts. Sometimes, sometimes facetiming women. Sometimes facetiming women while smoking crack. It looks to be that he smokes crack twice a day. There are many pictures of him smoking crack. Jimmy thats right, and i know a thing or two about crack, have you seen my teeth . [ laughter ] hunter biden is admittedly a recovering drug addict. Hes also not running for president but nobody tell rudy, hes on a roll. At leastly unjustifiable not to cover this story, completely unamerican, inconsistent with everything we were founded to be. This could be the worst invasion of rights in america. I mean, its like putting the japanese in camp, except its being done to all of us. Mr. Mayor its outrageous. Jimmy mr. Mayor, did you just say this is like a japaneseamerican internment camp . Good night, were going to do a commercial. Its nice to see rudy with his pants on. [ applause ] oh, thanks, guys. The president was live on stage in tampa today where he introduced a special guest. This president and his team are focused on not only destroying the virus and Building Back the economy, theyre focused on the creating ways for people to safely stop isolating and start gathering with friends again on a safe distances. Jimmy yeah. Melania called out the media for spreading her husbands three favorite things, hate, negativity, and fear. In a time when hate, negativity, and fear are the messages the media streams into our homes, and the large Tech Companies are protecting political censorship, we need to remember what is really important. Jimmy alimony. [ laughter ] for life. And, my husband is disgusting. The president had to postpone one of his rallies today because of weather. He was unable to visit the people of fayetteville because of Tropical Storm zeta. But he was able to meet with lil wayne. Im not sure if this happened today but i wish id been inv e invited. Trump tried to hand him a bag of halloween candy when he first saw him. [ laughter ] they have the same color hair. Look at that. Young money and no money. [ laughter ] you know, trump used to love doing these rallies. He would go and people would cheer. But now that hes losing and still has to go to these towns he hates, hes not doing a very good job of hiding his disdain. Get the hell out to vote, because if i dont get iowa, i wont believe that one. I may never have to come back here again if i dont get iowa. Ill never be back, you understand that, kim . You know, its windy as hell out here. Is that sun hot or what . What the hell do you think im doing here on a freezing night with 45degree winds . Its freezing and its raining. Nobody told me 40mileanhour winds, somebody give me a hat. Im out here what the hell time is it . Its freezing, i could have left half an hour ago. Im standing here freezing. Were all freezing our asses off. Im sitting in the hottest sun ive ever felt. At least youre down there with each other, im all up here and that wind is blowing. Nice. You think i could hop into one of them and drive away . Id love to drive the hell out of here. Jimmy yeah. Goodbye, everyone, i hate you. You know, when hes in prison, hell wish he could go back to omaha. Those of you who have Young Children are probably very aware that halloweens on saturday. A lot of people have been asking if im going to do the thing where parents pretend to have eaten their kids candy. The answer, 2020 has been hard enough, lets revisit that again next year. [ laughter and applause ] this lockdown does make me realize, trickortreating is the only fun part about halloween. Otherwise its, hey, kids, want to carve some holes in a gourd . Were doing costumes. Jane is dressing as wendy from peter pan. We wanted 3yearold billy to be peter but he wont put the costume on. He ran around in his underpants instead. Hes going to be spiderman again. Captain hook is going to have to fight peter parker instead. Google just put out their annual list of the mostsearched costumes right now. The mostsearched costume overall in the United States this year is witch. Witch is number one. Followed by dinosaur and harley quinn still hanging in there are. I will say just because harley quinn is the most searched doesnt mean its for costume purposes, it also means your husband isnt always working in his office. [ laughter ] google fright geist, and you can search the mostsearched costume by city. In l. A. , let me show you this map. The mostsearched costume in l. A. , according to google, is rabbit. I dont know how i bet we wont see one rabbit this weekend. According to my research, the top costumes in hollywood are aluminum foil iron man and methhead hulk. [ laughter ] google lets you search on a map. In new york, the top costume is witch, same as nationally. In washington, d. C. , has to be trump, right . No, number one in d. C. Is betelgeuse. Phoenix is going to be a town full of groots. Alaska is weird, anchorage, the top costume is fish, which makes sense, i guess. In fairbanks, llama is number one. The top costume in dallasft. Worth is 1990s. I guess people dressing like theyre from the 90s. Reno, its skeleton. Be careful in el paso, jackson, mississippi, and columbia, south cairk. The top boss socostume is purge. The number one costume in mankato, minnesota, is loofa. Probably one guy looking for a bed, bath beyond. We were talking today. I dont know if kids are going to be trickortreating in my fa neighborhood. What do you do when they knock on the door, yell at their parent in this do you have to have candy . Because of that, a lot of people have come up with creative ways to distribute the candy to the children. Like they built a candy catapult to shoot at the kids. Someone made a motionactivated, touchless candy dispenser. This is a field full of candy on sticks. Someone came up with a candy robot to give stuff to the kids. A candy conveyor belt. I dont know how that works exactly. A zip line. Our friend, joins bob, built a candy cannon that fires skittles into the air. All kinds. See, thats oldfashioned american ingenuity. I love the idea of getting creative to get the candy. So we built something. Lets go live now to guillermo, whos on the roof of our building. H hi, guillermo. You wore the rabbit costume . Yeah, they told me i looked cute. Jimmy why are you dancing to no music right now . Oh, i love dancing, jimmy. Jimmy okay, all right. I see you have an assortment of candy. Which is your favorite in the bucket . Oh, snickers. Jimmy snickers, okay. And you can see next to guillermo, we built a candy chute that is six stories long. It goes all the way down to the ground where we have trickortreaters standing by. Whats your name . Grey. Jimmy grey . Your names grey . Yes. Jimmy you ready for candy, grey . Please. Jimmy all right. Guillermo . Trickortreat okay, ready . Three, two, one. Jimmy here we go, fire away. It goes down the tube. And into the just like the bank. What do you think, grey . I got a lot of snickers. Jimmy you got a lot of snickers, dont tell guillermo, he loves those. Are you happy, grey . Yes. Jimmy all right, good talking to you. [ laughter ] lets get another kid in there. Guillermo, is your son going trickortreating . No, i dont think so. Jimmy you dont think so . No. Jimmy seems like youd know by now, huh . No. Jimmy all right, okay. Who do we have on the ground there . Whats your name . Gabby. Jimmy hi, gabby, how are you . Good. Jimmy gabby, huh . Yeah. Jimmy you get it . Yeah. [ laughter ] trickortreat jimmy release some candy for gabby, here we go. Three, two, one jimmy all right, down the chute. And into the sack. Or not. What happened . Ohoh. We might have a clog. Gabby, shake that thing, will you . Yeah, that thing, yeah. Give it a oh, we dont want to pull a bunny over the side. All right, well you know what, gabby, thats the kind of year its been. [ laughter ] [ applause ] maybe well give you a ride to cvs, okay . All right, well, if that isnt the saddest thing ever. Sorry, gabby. Well, you know what . I vowed not to disappoint the kids this year. [ laughter ] all right, should we take a break . All right. We got a good show for you tonight. From the World Champion los angeles dodgers, Clayton Kershaw and Cody Bellinger are with us. Weve got musible tonight from Perfume Genius. Well be right back with chris evans come on tucker, lets go. K . Tuck, tuck, do you want a walk boy . 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And on wednesday the day after the election well be joined by a gentleman who could be the president elect of the United States, kanye west will be here in the flesh. So batten down the hatches for president west. [ applause ] do we have hatches . Our first guest is the artist formerly known as captain america, and hes also one of the best tweeters around. Hes joining us from his home state of massachusetts. Please welcome chris evans. Hi, chris, how are you . [ cheers and applause ] how are you, jimmy . Im good. Jimmy chris, i enjoy you on twitter. I enjoy your activities. I know youre very politically minded, arent you . Yeah, yeah. Well, i think nowadays youve got to be, right . Jimmy yeah, but sometimes i see a face as beautiful as yours, muscles as bulging, and i think, this guy doesnt have a care in the world, he just wakes up, looks in the mirror, to hell with everybody else. [ laughter ] yeah, thats my subtext. Thats always going on. Jimmy so you started this website and app called, astartingpoint. Com. Youll do a better job explaining what it is. Yeah, yeah. Its designed to ultimately create engagement. I think a lot of people turn away from politics because the landscape itself is a little daunting. I think if you hit 25, 30, you get a little embarrassed if you dont understand basic issues. Where do you go to get that information . This is a way to try and get a fair and balanced, bipartisan information from across the aisle. Jimmy bipartisan information. Ive seen it. W hoit works. It is set up very cleverly. How long did it take you to get it together . About three years. We had the idea in 2017. I brought it to a buddy of mine. 2018, 2019 of just gathering these interviews with elected officials and pleading with them to participate. Then yeah, we launched earlier this year. Jimmy you went to washington, d. C. , you asked people in person. Initially people thought it was a joke, right . This video was doctored or a bot of some kind, that it wasnt really you . Initially everybody thought it was a joke. I dont know what i thought. I think foolishly i thought, this is a great idea, who wouldnt want to be a part of this . You know. I expected i thought the problem was going to be turning people away. Nobody responded. Everybody thought it was a joke. Everybody thought we were somehow trying to prank them. So it took a long time to build that bridge of trust. Jimmy so you go to washington. How do you drum up enthusiasm in the first place . Do you put out fly theres say, captain america is on his way . How do you get do you make calls to all the offices . Are you centered in a building where they are . We started with emails that were completely ineffective. We jumped to videos thinking maybe if i showed my face, that might help. Even that did nothing. Our first trip to d. C. We probably only had five or six people participating. Then it was a lot of knocking on doors and telling the folks who did participate, please spread the word, please tell people this was an enjoyable experience. Jimmy who did you wind up getting to participate . Name some of the people that you spoke to. Oh, god, so many. We got over 200, 200 plus, elected officials. Tons. I dont even know where to begin. A lot, quite a bit. Jimmy the president , did you ask the president to be a part of this . We did. Jimmy yeah. We had to. Jimmy and he said what . You got to do it. Jimmy sure. I shouldnt say it that way. But yeah, we did. We asked him. He said no. He said no twice. So i did my part. Jimmy okay, President Trump said no to captain america. Just want to point that out for the record. [ laughter ] who was most helpful from each side, republican and democrat . I mean, everybody was wildly helpful, jimmy. If theres anything ive learned being in d. C. , you know what will i say . You know, ill say people who are really, really impressive, people who really actually kind of blew my hair back, katie porter. Katie porter knocked it out of the park. This is before she had done those white board videos that went viral. Sharp as a tack. Jimmy she really is, yeah. Yale, harvard, shes shes the future. You know who actually i enjoyed on the right was john boehner. Him and i disagree on basically everything. [ laughter ] but he was very candid. Hes no longer in office. Jimmy yeah. So he came in and said, ask me anything. He had no filter. I just appreciated the candor. I think i went into it hoping for that level of honesty across the board. Sometimes you get platitudes, sometimes you get people who really, you know, say what theyre thinking. John was certainly one of those guys. Jimmy is any elected official at a certain level invited to participate . Like if like theres some nuts. Theres a couple of qanon supporters that are running. And if they win office, will they be a part of your website . Now this is the real frustration, because i sat with a few people that i aggressively disagree with. If they dont say anything thats we have fact checkers. If they answer a question, doesnt check out, doesnt make the website. But, you know, we live in this time where if you disagree with someone, you dont speak to them. And the only problem is, these are elected officials. Theyre already in office. They already got power.