Airpods and hope he doesnt shove us into an oncoming train. [ laughter ] even with all this tension, trump has not lost his sense of humor. For instance, this morning he tweeted, we will win. [ laughter ] which is funny. We have a reality show host who will not accept reality. How pleased with himself is Vladimir Putin right now . That 2 million rubles or whatever he put into interfering in the election in 2016 . What a payoff. Might be the greatest investment of all time. Its like he hit the destroy america lotto. Republicans are handling the president with kid gloves, because those are the only gloves that fit him. [ laughter ] i have to say, im less disgusted with our toddlerinchief throwing his oatmeal than i am at the Republican Congress going along with this. The baby is right that oatmeal should go on the wall, hes within his rights to throw it on the wall. We need to let the process of oatmealflinging play out. [ laughter ] only a handful of prominent republicans have acknowledged bidens victory. Secretary of state mike pompeo today i dont know what trump has on this guy. Hes going to have a hard time unwedging that big head of his from inside trumps bottom. Is the state department currently preparing to engage with the biden transition team, if not, at what point does a delay hamper a smooth transition or pose a risk to National Security . There will be a smooth transition to a second Trump Administration. Jimmy can you say that again without breathing so heavily this time . Attorney general bill barr has ordered the Justice Department to look into allegations of voter fraud. To be clear, there have been no credible allegations of fraud that would affect the outcome of the election in any of the states. None. This is happening at out of purchase spite. Trump is like the guy who plays 20 plays of achy breaky heart on the juke house before he leaves the diner. Ignore the biden transition team, they wont even sign the paperwork to get it going. Theres a trump appointee who has to sign off, and so far, shes refusing to do so. Her name is emily murphy. Thats emily. You can call her karen if you like. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i have to say, put emily back up there for a second. I love when it we meet a new character in the last season of a show, you know . [ laughter ] this is just ridiculous. I think i have a solution to make everyone happy. All right. Heres the deal. President trump, were going to let you be president again. Were going to let you stay for another term. But you have to do it in yoga pants, okay . All four years. Not under the clothes, not under the suit. Any time you have a meeting, you welcome the Prime Minister of tonga into the oval office, you do it in lululemon yoga pants. If we ever catch you not wearing them, you have to leave. Think about it, you have an hour to respond. Boy would i love to be a fly in trumps dipping sauce right now. What is going on in that white house . Hi, dad . Its jared. Ivankas husband. You put me in charge of peace in the middle east . Anyway, the kids are wondering about where theyre going to go to school next semester. You think well be here or back in new york . Then he gets hit with a can of diet coke. Trump hasnt spoken in public since thursday. This was his official schedule today. His official schedule was, no schedule, no Public Events scheduled. This is yesterday. No Public Events scheduled. He did do one thing over the weekend, he took a twoday golf trip. There is a big event this weekend coming up but its not clear whether or not trump will attend. Theyre throwing him an im not fired festival called the march for trump, to stop the steal. And spread the virus, of course. Theyre using this whole recount thing to raise money. Team trump has sent about 150 fundraising emails this week asking for help with this effort to invalidate the election. If you read the fine print it says 60 of contributions will be sent to the campaigns general election account to pay off the debt they have. Basically, at this point, any money you give to trump goes towards paying Kimberly Guilfoyles dry bar bill. [ laughter ] lets break down what theyre trump owes 420 million to god knows who, we dont know. 62 of the money goes there. Another 9 goes to melanias renegotiated prenuptial agreement. 7 to mens shapewear. 14 to djtjs allowance if they do their chores. Anything thats left over, mc b mcribs. [ laughter ] trump launched his own Political Action committee, allegedly to help raise money for republican candidates. The only pac donald trump should be involved with right now is packing up his [ bleep ] and moving it to maralago. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you for your support over the years. Guillermo thank you, yeah jimmy meanwhile, while the president has gone missing, many are asking for the first time everywhere is mike pence . [ laughter ] well, mike pence, he planned, he was supposed to go on vacation tonight. To florida. Thats right. As the countrys breaking records for most new cases of covid in a single day, the head of the task force was headed to a beach with mother and a onepiece to enjoy a virgin pina colada, which is also his secret service nickname. [ laughter ] i dont know why but i have the idea of mike pence on vacation in florida. I wonder if he could even get a tan. He seems like he might be like an untoastable slice of white bread. After a lot of criticism, he canceled the trip. His office said he has to stay in washington in case the president needs to kick him or something. So dont worry, mike, you have plenty of time off ahead. Trump has been trying to make himself feel better during this difficult time by firing people. Yesterday he fired the secretary of defense. And we learned that he gave chief scientists behind the governments reports on Climate Change the ax on friday. So climate problem solved, i guess. [ laughter ] you cant say hes not consistent. If we dont test for covid, theres no covid. If we dont report on Climate Change, the climate doesnt change. Now hand me my unfiltered cigarettes and stuff a roll of as business toes in my pants. [ laughter ] trump has named the new acting director of the u. S. Global change Research Program as sharpie pen in a lab coat. So congratulations to him. By the way, i dont know who did this. But if you go to loser. Com, the website . This is what pops up. [ laughter ] trumps wikipedia page. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know. Thats got to be hillary, right . [ laughter ] you know, theres been so much excellent coverage of politics over the past week or so. But i want to congratulate especially the gang over at msnbc who unwittingly provided us with tonights award for excellence in recording. How the Trump Administration is handling the transition with the incoming biden team, or not handling it we should say, to a certain extent. This time it involves our intelligence community. Kim what have you learned, sir . [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. Okay. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy it was his day to pick the kids up at school. In other troubling news, earlier tonight on abc we broke in a new bachelorette. Its weird. The bachelorette had a more peaceful transition of power than the presidency. Last week, clare left the show after one date with dale. They got engaged. So tonight the bachelorelect, tayshia, took the reins. They added four new guys for tayshia. One in particular, a guy named spencer, ruffled some feathers. Im not exactly sure why but the other guys do not like him at all. I see guys like you ary day. Its rough enough in my particular area, when we come across guys like you, we call you lunch meat, okay, because you like to talk a lot of [ bleep ]. I know youre the new guy. If im off base, you can let me know. If i am on base, you dont want to [ bleep ] with me, we can go. Okay, noted. Jimmy wow. That is a lot of Sexual Energy there, isnt it . [ laughter ] i bet those two wind up together, i really do. Guillermo, 50 bucks, riley and spencer action you want it . Guillermo yeah, sure. Its going to be spencer. [ laughter ] jimmy Chris Harrison had a surprise sitdown tonight. They brought dale and clare back. And my favorite part of the interview is when we found out dale didnt even have clares phone number until after they were engaged. Thats true love. I hope this works out for them, but it wont. [ laughter ] and all of a sudden now Chris Harrison has turned into a pushy motherinlaw. What is next for you guys . Move in together, wedding . Whats up . I think, you know obviously babies. Really, like weve dale, you just skipped right over that. Jimmy yeah, yeah, he sure did. Ohoh. Lets look at that reaction again. Babies. Uh jimmy run, dale, run. I think the answer he was looking for was dancing with the stars, but you didnt give it. The stars are still dancing, by the way, even though covid cases are going up almost everywhere. Theyre still doing the cha cha chat. Weve seen a spike here in california. Our governor, gavin newsom, says the rise in cases is obviously sob sobering. I would argue the opposite the, everyone i know is drinking more than ever. [ laughter ] [ applause ] they say up to 15 of these new cases ar result of outdoor dining, which was supposed to be safe. I guess its not that safe. Some states are allowing indoor dining, which is definitely not safe. And some restaurants arent taking any precautions at all. If you want a safe, socially distanced Dining Experience then take your ppe somewhere else, snowflake [ bleep ]. No masks, just fun. Unwashed karaoke microphone. Dig into our wuhan hot wings. Have a heaping helping of roomtemperature oysters. [ bleep ] ruckers. If germs were for real wed be able to see them, because of course it is. [ bleep ] ruckers. No shirt no mask no problem. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy weve got a good show. Emanuel acho is here. Music from kentucky dollar sign. Well be right back with Gillian Anderson this is paneras new chef claes. Chef claes insists on fresh clean ingredients. The richest cheeses and a mouthwatering sauce. So when chef claes makes a pizza, he doesnt just make a pizza. He makes a masterpiece. Taste our delicious new flatbread pizzas today. Panera. Turning black friday into deals for days. Starting wednesday 11 11 score deals like 149 Lenovo Ideapad 3 and get them at our new deals pickup. 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It is called Uncomfortable Conversations with a black man, Emmanuel Acho is here on his birthday. He turns 30 today. Guillermo, quick, go bake a cake. Guillermo okay, ill go in the commercials. Jimmy okay. [ laughter ] your they take awhile to cook. You cant just guillermo can we do postmate . Jimmy yeah, we can do postmates. Then later, this is his album, cleverly titled featuring Ty Dolla Sign. Ty dolla sign is with us. [ applause ] tomorrow night, dr. Phil mcgraw and john king from cnn will be with us, with music from maren morris. So please join us for that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is an emmy and golden globewinning actor known around the globe as fbi agent dana scully from the xfiles. Her latest redheaded role is that of british Prime Minister margaret thatcher, in the new season of the crown. Three, two, one. Thank you. The way those men patronize me, lecture me. Squires and grandees. Upperclass bastards. And our ideas, the solutions to the problems this country faces, so unimaginative, cautious. Wit. Jimmy the crown premieres sunday on netflix. Please welcome Gillian Anderson. Hi, gillian. Hi. Jimmy im already giving you the emmy for this. It is unbelievable to see you playing margaret thatcher. I mean, its crazy. I mean, i know you. Ive seen you in many things. We go way back. Jimmy all of a sudden youre margaret thatcher. Have you called president elect bide ton congratulate him yet . Have you made that official not yet, not yet. Jimmy how are people you know, obviously this is the only story happening here in the united states. Is it a huge story there in the uk too . What . Jimmy the election. The American Election . Jimmy you may have answered it, yeah. The American Election. Yeah. Yeah, no. People who are distancing in the streets just like they were in the u. S. Jimmy oh, wow, how about that. [ applause ] had you ever seen anything like that before . No. Not in my entire 163 years. [ laughter ] jimmy when donald trump was elected, were you in london and were people dancing then . No, i think they were being photoshoped in front of the mall, werent they . [ laughter ] i didnt see them dancing. Gillian your accent has really youve really absorbed a lot of an english accent. Well, my original accent was english. I mean, that was my very first accent was speaking like an english child. I was an english child until i moved to grand rapids, michigan. Jimmy yeah, but we want you to be like us. [ laughter ] we want you to be one of ours. Okay, jimmy. Jimmy boy that margaret thatcher. You really i mean, that is crazy. Are you good at imitations in general . Is that something you do regularly . No. Jimmy no . No, no. I never try stuff. Because i always fail. Jimmy well, you didnt fail here. You know, it took a lot of research, a lot of practice. And a wig or two. Jimmy yeah. Your man friend, peter morgan, is the creator of the crown. I assume he wrote this part with you in mind for it . No. Jimmy he didnt . Really . No. She existed in history prior to jimmy no, no, no. [ laughter ] boy, wouldnt that be an xfile, if somehow he had this planned from way back then. No, no no. He didnt no, no. I mean, obviously she was already going to be a part of this particular season. And at some point he asked i dont know whether he was looking at pictures of her and kind of did a doubletake . You know. And went, oh i think you could do this. But we have a similar nose, we kind of do. Similar nose. Similar hooded eyes. Jimmy yeah. Anyway, so he asked if i thought that i could. And i thought that i could. Jimmy did you know for sure sure. Jimmy were you positive that you could . I could see that causing a real problem in your relationship. I was pretty certain. [ laughter ] jimmy and then did you guys did you like work on it at home . Or did you surprise [ bleep ] . No, oh no. I mean, there were other seasons where he had spoken to me about, you know, scripts and scenes and run stuff by me over the years and stuff. You know, im quite opinionated. Weve kind of got used to that. Then for some reason in this season, from the very beginning, he wasnt talking to me about it anymore. He didnt want my opinion. Jimmy i see. About the season. And then so, you know, we decided that, you know when i was going to start filming, that he didnt get to ask me or make comments about my performance either, if i wasnt going to be able to talk to him about his scripts. Jimmy ah. But then we started rehearsal, which rehearsal was more like a table read, more than rehearsal. Kind of a table read, there was a lot of script changes and stuff. I hadnt really let her out of the bag yet. Jimmy yes . I hadnt exposed her to more than the voice guide that i was working with. It was the second day of rehearsal that we were doing it, and i was quite shy. And you know, there were other actors in the room, stuff like that. They were performing, you know, up to par. And then we took a break, like a lunch break, walking away. And i was like, these arent really this isnt really rehearsal, its like a table read, you guys are changing the script all over the place, i dont feel comfortable to necessarily, you know hes like, well, were all wondering where she is. When shes going to show up. Well okay. Shes coming. [ laughter ] jimmy boy. Yeah. I guess im a much shyer actor than i realized. Jimmy he must have been so relieved when you started and it sounded great. I mean, it really must have been a huge weight off of his shoulders. Yeah, yes. Jimmy i have a photograph here i want to ask you about. You met the real queen. When did this happen . [ laughter ] well, can you see do you see that thing that is draped over the queens shoulder . Jimmy the black piece of fabric . Yeah, the piece of fabric. So that piece of fabric is attached to the gentleman behind the queen. Its around his neck. As shes exiting to go and present the trophies to the polo players, like in harry potter, this thing from his neck is going around like this. And it wraps itself around her, her neck, as shes walking down the stairs. I had this image of it decapitating her, or you know, yanking her backwards. But you notice that i dont actually do anything. [ laughter ] jimmy no, no. Like reach out and try and save her life. Jimmy you didnt even unfold your hands, yeah. No. Useless in a crisis. Jimmy that is a great photo. Gillian, were going to take a break. More with Gillian Anderson. Its the middle of the night for her. Well be right back. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by the Samsung Galaxy watch 3. Manage your life in style. To learn more, visit samsung. Com. [spoon clinking in mug] the Bulleit Frontier Fund is making a commitment to help bartenders keep doing what they do best. 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