Stapleton later on. [ cheers and applause ] and hes going to join us tomorrow night. Best wishes to our veterans on veterans day. Thank you for your service. And sacrifice. [ cheers and applause ] i hope you felt appreciated today because you are, by us, at least. Our president , donald trump this kind of tells you all you need to know about him. This is joe bidens first tweet of the day. Today we honor the service of those who have worn the uniform of the armed forces of the United States who are proud veterans. I will be a commander in chief who respects your sacrifice, understands your service, and will never betray the values you fought so bravely to drend. And this was Donald Trumps first tweet today. We will win. Actually, it was a retweet of himself. [ laughter ] its hard to believe that in 75 short years weve gone from this to this. But we have. Trump did emerge from his bunker today. He visited Arlington Cemetery to lay a wreath at the tomb of the unknown loser i mean, soldier. Those were his words, not mine. That was his only scheduled event of the week so far. Hes busy doing everything he can to maintain his tiny cheetolike grip on the presidency. Several top defense officials, our pentagon, theyve been ousted in favor of loyal trump administers. The directors of the fbi and cia are rumored to be on the chopping block. Some are saying that trump is turning the administration into a banana republic, which i dont know, to me it feels more like a baby gap. Laugh but obviously trump installing these loyalists or people he thinks are loyalists in key spots at the pentagon raises fears that hes plotting something. We may soon find out the answer to the question, can a coup be pulled off by people who spell it coo . [ laughter ] team trump continues to claim there was widespread voter fraud even though theres no evidence to support that. Hes filing lawsuits left and right. This is a transcript from a Courtroom Exchange between trumps lawyers in pennsylvania and the judge. The judge asks the trump lawyer, are you claiming that theres any fraud in connection with these 592 ballots . Trumps lawyer responds, to my knowledge at present, no. Then the judge asks, are you claiming that theres any undue or improper influence upon the electorate with respect to these 592 ballots . Trumps lawyer says, to my knowledge, not at present, no. So okay, then what the hell are you guys doing here . [ laughter ] even Donald Trumps lawyers have no evidence of voter fraud. [ laughter ] but theyre throwing all sorts of nonsense out there to see if any of it floats. One of their most outlandish claims is dead people voted in droves in pennsylvania. The only dead person who voted in this election is rudy giuliani, okay . [ laughter ] and hes registered in transylvania not pennsylvania. Election officials in pennsylvania have found no credible instances of fraud but dont tell that to our expresident. His sycophants are demanding the resignation from the republican secretary of state in georgia. Trump himself lashed out today at the republican commissioner of philadelphia. He wrote, a guy named al schmidt, a philadelphia commissioner and socalled republican, rino, is being used bigtime by the Fake News Media to explain how honest things were in the philadelphia election. He refuses to look at a mountain of corruption and dishonesty. We win. Rino stands for republican in name only. Thats what they call any republican who wont go along with trumps b. S. Trump was a democrat like 12 years ago. [ laughter ] and this guy al has obviously had enough of this schmidt. I realize a lot of people of happy about this election and a lot of people are not happy about this election. One thing i cant comprehend is how hungry people are to consume lies. And to consume information that is not true. Jimmy well what are we supposed to eat . The halloween candy is gone. [ laughter ] we have 70 days to figure this out. I once had a rat in my at that i can wouldnt leave. I finally got him out by putting an oreo in the trap. Seems like maybe that could work here too, right . [ laughter ] anyone phoned nabisco . You know what Trump Reminds me of . That lady who claims she found a finger in the chili at wendys. Her name was anna ayallah. In 2005 she was eating at a wendys in san jose, claims she found a severed finger in the chili bowl, it was a big story. There was a multipronged investigation. Along the way they found out anna, like our president , had a long history of Suing Companies for no good reason. And when the investigation was finished, it was clear that the finger in the chili, like these allegations of widespread voter fraud, had been planted. The finger belonged to her husbands coworker. He lost it in an accident. She cooked it and made the story up. She wasted everyones time, burned through a lot of taxpayer money. You know what happened to anna . She served four years in prison. Or one term as president. [ laughter ] and on top of that, she was banned from wendys for life. Thats what they should do to punish trump, ban him from wendys for life. [ cheers and applause ] youll never drink a frosty again heres another one that gives you an idea what was were dealing with. Yesterday trump supporter and former Lehigh County commissioner in pennsylvania, a guy named dean browning, tweeted, im a black gay guy and i could personally say that obama did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit. I want to stop there. If you look at his profile picture, yeah, seems like his life changed a lot. [ laughter ] hes transformed into a straight white man. So he posts this. It seemed fairly clear he forgot to sign out of his real account and into his fake account, the account he might use to comment on his own posts, his gay black guy account, which we all have. [ laughter ] but browning said, no, no, no, that wasnt it. He claimed he was quoting a direct message that was sent to him by one of his follower, dan purdy. Dan purdy coincidentally responds to a lot of dean brownings tweets, coincidentally. Then, stick with me, this is one of the dumbest twilight zones ever. Dan purdy posted this video backing brownings story. Hey, guys. My name is dan purdy. And i am indeed a gay black man. The message that you saw on deans twitter was posted i dont actually know how it was posted but i did send it to him because i had a problem with how people of my race and sexual persuasion are treating donald trump. So whats the big deal . I sent that message to dean. Dean accidentally posted it somehow. And thats the end of the story. Jimmy right. That would be the end of the story. Except for that persons name is not dan purdy. In fact, there doesnt seem to be a dan purdy. That man has been identified as bill holty, who is believed to be the nephew of patti labelle, of all things. [ laughter ] this is like the time la la land pretended to be moonlight. Its a mystery. [ applause ] nice work, dean browning. If trump pulls this out, maybe hell let you run the cia. [ laughter ] this is a crazy time in history. And good luck trying to explain any of this to your kids. Guillermo, does your son benji have any idea whats going on . Guillermo no, he doesnt have no idea. Jimmy its hard to explain the events of the past four years to your kids so we came up with a way to do it. We took audio coverage and paired it with an episode of paw patrol. This is what happens when ryder and his teal of pups meet the big bad wolf blitzer. Im wolf blitzer in the cnn election center. Were minutes away from the first results. Lets go to john king. What were waiting for most is the city of philadelphia, joe biden getting 80 of the vote, and they still have votes to count. We can now project the winner of the president ial race. Joseph r. Biden jr. Is elected president of the United States. Denying President Trump a second term. But while i may be the first woman in this office, i will not be the last. I will totally accept the results of this president ial election if i win. If you count the legal votes, we did win this election. Lie after lie after lie. That was a hot mess inside a Dumpster Fire inside a train wreck. This is an embarrassment to our country. Jimmy floating away in his own hot air, wouldnt that an poetic ending . Theres a major disturbance at the cma awards, a number of the nominees had to stay home because they tested positive for covid. Lee brice, members of lady a, florida georgia line, rascal flatts are in quarantine. Some of them had to cancel. Usually when this many people get sick in tennessee it means they undercooked the squirrel. [ laughter ] but this covid19 you know, Chris Stapleton was able to play the cmas tonight. Hes going to be with us on our show tomorrow night. With the virus spreading, we couldnt wait to give you a preview of his new album. He has two new albums. Starting over on friday. And a holiday album too. In 2020, Holiday Cheer unless short supply. Until now. Deck the halls with disinfect the halls until we get a cure from pfizer its Chris Stapleton in quarantine. Hi, im Chris Stapleton, and this is a very covid christmas. All the holiday hits you love with a bleak 2020 twist. Oh cover your mouth hole i dont want your droplets just put on a mask over this santa bomb you cant spell christmas without chris. Thats my name. Country music superstar chris same stapleton as youve never heard before. Oh clorox wipes my groceries disinfected my vegetables all taste like bleach let stapleton fill your hermetically sealed chamber with festive covid hits. Oh cdc oh cdc your website is depressing plus coughing around the christmas tree. Its beginning to look a lot like pneumonia. Rudolph the red nosed reindeer lost his taste of scent and smell. I cant smell i cant smell my scent has gone away and many, many more. No, thats actually it. Well, its still a lot. tis the sneezing for Chris Stapletons a very covid christmas. Grub hub pickup at applebees available on six sanitized disks for three easy payments of 9. 99. Order now and receive Chris Stapletons hanukkah absolutely free. Eating alone in my jeans available at walgreens. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, chris. You know, watching the cmas, it reminds me of when i was a young boy. Do you mind handing me my guitar . Thank you very much. Ive been playing the guitar, guillermo. Guillermo you have . Jimmy yeah, why is that funny . [ laughter ] you havent known me my whole life. But when i was young, when i was a teenager, everyone, people would look at me and say, you should be a model. You should be a movie star. But what i really wanted to do was sing country western music. But then i heard a song, and it changed the course of my life. And i decided to take another path, a path that led here. Maybe you know this song. And if you do, feel free to sing along. Here we go. Mamas dont let your babies grow up to the cowboys dont let em pick guitars and drive them old trucks let em be doctors and lawyers and such mamas dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys cause theyll never stay home and theyre always alone even with someone they love [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sorry, ive only been playing a few months. Picked it up in quarantine. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy stop, stop, no. Thats too much. Thank you. Oh, you did stop, okay. All right. Thank you. Weve got a good show for you tonight. From cnn, john king is with us. We have music from maren morris. And well be right back with dr. Phil my job is to help new homeowners who have turned into their parents. Im having a big lunch and then just a snack for dinner. So were using a speakerphone in the store. Is that a good idea . One of the ways i do that is to get them out of the home. Youre looking for a grout brush, this is garth, did he ask for your help . No, no. No. We all see it. We all see it. He has blue hair. Okay. Blue. Progressive cant protect you from becoming your parents, but we can protect your home and auto when you bundle with us. Keep it coming. You dont know him. Wh5g. Just got real. S. Iphone 12 pro max and iphone 12 mini are here on verizon 5g. With the coverage of 5g nationwide, and, in more and more cities, the performance of 5g ultra wideband. Buy iphone 12 pro max and get another on us. Only on verizon. And along the way, we noticed wevsomething was missing. 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Uh uh one up the power of liquid with tide pods ultra oxi. Got the whole fam rockin hejingle jammays olidays our 18th time watchin love actuallay we gon have the best holiday here at old navay shop jingle jammies from head to toe to tail. We holiday. Only at old navy and oldnavy. Com jimmy welcome back. Tonight from cnn, the man with the magic wall, john king, will be with us. [ cheers and applause ] i have a plan for tonight. Im going to force him to call arizona. [ laughter ] and then you saw her earlier tonight on the cma awards. This is her album girl. Music from maren morris from the Ryman Auditorium in nashville, tennessee, a great venue. If youd like to help join maren and kroin royal, saving americas favorite bars, clubs, and stages, americanalliance. Com. Our guests tomorrow, ellen pompeo and Chris Stapleton will join us. When a divine herd of lawsuithappy cattle led our first guest to oprah in 1996, few could have imagined one day he would become americas shinyheaded beacon of mental health. He is back to work on season 19 of his syndicated show. Please welcome dr. Phil mcgraw [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you for making a house call here tonight. Hey, listen. Glad to be here. Glad to see somebody. Jimmy yeah. How are you doing . Everything all right . Im doing all right, how about yourself . Jimmy im doing well. Last time i saw you was right at the about inning of all the craziness. It was literally the weekend that everything closed down. Thats right. I think it was the last day of production of shooting who wants to be a millionaire . Jimmy right, you were a contestant, and i was hosting the show. You were the most thoughtful contestant weve had on all by thoughtful, i mean the slowest contestant weve had. [ laughter ] that episode look one month to shoot. I dont know why i come here. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont know either. I tell you, its become [ applause ] im driving over here and im thinking, why do i keep doing this [ bleep ] . [ laughter ] seriously. I feel like im in a peanuts cartoon getting ready to yank the football away. It happens every time. He calls, he says, come on over, well have a good time yeah. Jimmy i dont know if you know this, but its become like a saying on the show. Were like, oh my god, yeah, the guy really pulled a dr. Phil, it took forever. [ laughter ] i was starting to think maybe you didnt want to go home, is everything okay . Yeah, and whats more, i barely broke even, by the way. Jimmy thats right, you did, yeah. I think my son came to watch. Jimmy oh. And one of your pas in the parking lot, because theres no parking out there, hes helping park the car. Hes like, come on back, come on back till he hits a pole. Then he goes, stop. The guys got one job got one job. And he takes it in to get it fixed. 76,000. Jimmy what . To fix the car. Jimmy did he kill the pa . [ laughter ] why did it cost 76,000 . I thought about killing the pa. No, he hit one of those sensors in the bumper which is apparently wired into the youve got to pull the engine to fix the little sensor. Jimmy hold on a minute. What kind of car is this . A Space Shuttle . It was an expensive car, ill admit that. But my son had the good sense to say, you know what . Ill just live with one less sensor, screw you, and left. Jimmy sounds like your son has a lot of common sensor. Which is why you dont have a claim against you for 76,000. Jimmy thank you. Thank you for not suing us, dr. Phil. [ laughter ] okay, so it was a lot of fun, by the way. Jimmy we did have a lot of fun. You did not listen to your expert at all. You brought an expert and you barely consulted with her. Gave me the wrong information, if you remember. Jimmy oh, yeah, right, she did. Remember . Jimmy one time. Wrong information. I said, what the hell, what are you talking about . Jimmy well, you picked her. [ laughter ] yeah, well. Jimmy dr. Phil, can i ask you a couple of things . First of all, i know this has been a tough week for you. Youre a big kanye guy. There was talk you may join his administration. [ laughter ] and i want to put that aside. Well, he was the first to concede. Jimmy he was. Hes the only one to concede. Do you think that if you picked up the phone, you could call President Trump and he would take the phone call . Yeah. Jimmy he would . I think so. Jimmy will you call President Trump . [ laughter ] no. Jimmy because we this is where no, this is hard enough. [ laughter ] jimmy this is your if anyone could do this, its you. This is your time to shine. [ cheers and applause ] i think he would listen to you. Yeah. Jimmy what would you say to him if you got him on the phone . Congratulations . [ laughter ] whatever i would say would be reported way differently than whatever i said. Jimmy that is true. You can bet on that. Jimmy yeah, im sure, yeah. So no. I dont think i want to chat with him right now. [ laughter ] of course, hes firing everybody he sees. So jimmy thats true. A lot of people are concerned that hes packing himself with lawyers or something, i dont know. Jimmy a lot of people are concerned. Thats why im asking you to pick up the telephone and call. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy you will not call him, you will not help us through this. Is there a medical term for what it seems like hes experiencing right now . Well, i think hes a little upset.