In the west wing. He has canceled his plans to travel to maralago for thanksgiving, he seems to be showing no sign that hes ready to leave the white house. In fact, we hardly see him at all anymore. Hes not appeared in public since friday. And has been seen rarely since elect day. And that might have something to do with his hair. [ laughter ] maybe you saw this over the weekend. Briefly over the weekend people started to notice that his hair is suddenly now white, its completely white. The carpet now matches the supremacy. [ laughter and applause ] this is what his hair looked like before the election. Now all of a sudden the color is gone and we have no explanation. Im not an expert on hair dye or how it works but does it just disappear . Do you have to reapply it every day like deodorant . How does this happen all of a sudden . Usually your hair doesnt suddenly turn white unless youve seen a ghost. [ laughter ] or maybe he saw a vampire. Trumps borat attorney at law, rudy giuliani, is now fully in charge of the trump team legal effort to try to turn this election around. Multiple lawyers have dropped out. Multiple cases have been dropped. The New York Times reported today that rudy has asked the Trump Campaign to pay him 20,000 a day for his work. Well, hes the gift that keeps on grifting, isnt he . [ laughter ] thats a lot of money. Rudy giuliani denies asking for that much. He said trump told him theyd work it out at the end. Thats a good thing, that usually goes well. Whether it be a contractor, a porn star, or the irs, donald trump always pays his debts. [ laughter ] i guess this explains why trump has been passing the maga hat around, asking his fans to donate to his Legal Defense fund. They are bombarding their supporters with emails like this one that says, one thing has become clear these last few days, i am the american peoples alltime favorite president. [ laughter ] thats the one thing thats become clear . [ laughter ] you just lost the election. Of the two people running, you came in second. And what you took from that is that youre our alltime favorite president. You had to miss he does think positive. I mean, tomorrow in georgia, they will finish the recount thats going on there. Tomorrows also the Trump Campaigns deadline to request a recount in wisconsin, and that is not cheap. A recount in wisconsin would cost the Trump Campaign 8 million, which is why hes asking his supporters for 16 million. [ laughter ] a little walkingaround money on the side. [ applause ] listen, the only way wisconsins getting 8 million from donald trump is if it has sex with him 63 times. [ laughter ] the president s minions are working hard to poison the well. Senator Lindsey Graham may have committed a crime. The georgia secretary of state, who happens to be a republican, said Lindsey Graham, senator from south carolina, he has nothing do with georgia, called him and pressured him to throw out ballots from certain counties. Graham claims he was just calling to try to find out how things work, and he called a number of other states, saying the same thing. One day well get the real story about Lindsey Graham. What were seeing now makes no sense at all. In the meantime hes spreading conspiracy theories he knows are bogus and dangerous. Hes one of many republicans who still refuse to acknowledge publicly that joe biden won the election. Behind the scenes, though, its a different story. Lindsey graham better hope donald doesnt see this. On the senate floor today, senator graham sauntered over. You see he gave a congratulatory fist bump and pat to kamala harris, our Vice President elect. Hes wearing a mask, hes fist bumping ckamala, almost like hes an unscrupulous opportunist who bends whichever way the wind blows. Theyre too frightened to do this publicly. Come january, what do they think trumps going to do, hit golf balls at them . Hes going to be a crazy old man yelling in florida. Last week, republican senator Chuck Grassley disagreed with trump and said joe biden should be getting the classified Intelligence Briefings he is not getting. Today, senator grassley tested positive for covid19. So maybe trump has some superspreader powers we dont know about. [ laughter ] meanwhile, joe biden is moving forward. Hes reportedly told his advisers he doesnt want his presidency to be consumed by investigations into trumps corruption. Which is big of him. But what about what i want . [ laughter ] i at least want a mugshot out of this. [ laughter ] i want to see trump in a jumpsuit [ applause ] that matches his skit. They say biden is likely to stay out of those decisions and leave them to the next attorney general. Unfortunately for trump the next attorney general is john wick, and he is a vindictive son of a bitch. [ laughter ] on thursday night, president barack obama is going to join us here on our show [ cheers and applause ] to talk about his new book the promised land. Ive been reading this book. One of the things thats interesting is, obama reminds us that before we had a donald trump, we had a sarah palin who burst on the scene as a running mate to john mccain. Obama credits sarah palin with ushering in this new era of stupidity and justice for all. Last night alaskas most notorious hockey mom stopped by hannity. Theres proof after proof after proof that he is a purveyor of untruths. Urcountry has to be seekers of truth, we have to be willing to follow truth. There are so many untruths barack obama is leading people towards still. Jimmy its good to have her back, isnt it . [ laughter ] its so brazen. Its remarkable. I think what she meant to say was this. Our country has to love truth. We have to be seekers of truth. We have to be willing to follow truth. And there are so many untruths that donald trump is leading people towards still. Jimmy thats better, right, great to see you again, sarah. Now back into the igloo. [ applause ] tonight on abc the bachelorette, tayshia moved one step closer to finding the man she will definitely not marry. [ laughter ] because of covid, this whole season has been they put them all at a hotel in the desert. I think theyre running out of stuff to do. For the group date they did what they call the grownass man challenge. Which was just as dumb as it sounds. [ laughter ] and also, once the words grownass man were introduced, the people on the show could not stop saying it. Yeah, i think im, you know, in the sort of Upper Echelon in terms of being a grown ass man. Does a grown ass man not compete in a physical competition . I feel confident im a grown ass man. Thats not the kind of grown ass man she needs to be with. All the confidence in being a grown ass man. Part of being a grown ass man is being romantic. Grown ass men have manners. A grown ass man is kind. Being a grown ass man in my mind, grown ass men dont do that thing. Im looking for a broken ass man. I do not appreciate that as a man, as a grown ass man, right now. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy like an aquarium of imbeciles. That would be a good show, right . Aquarium of imbeciles after the bachelor. Much of the focus was on a bachelor named bennett, who claims he went to harvard. When it came to the written test portion of the grownass man challenge, bennetts results put that pedigree into question. At what time will you get to the date . Flip them over. 9 17, 9 17, 9 17, bennett . 9 07 . The correct the correct answer is 15. Spell limousine. Three, two, one. Bennett forgot the u. Jimmy he just got out of one. I wonder if they edited that to make it look worse. I would love to invite bennett to take a quiz live on this show. I think he deserves a makeup exam, right . Guillermo right, jimmy, yes, yes. [ laughter ] jimmy by the way, if he fails, well take his harvard diploma away. Guillermo all right, good idea. Jimmy its time for the main event. Are you ready to meet the sexiest man alive . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this year the 35th anniversary of peoples sexiest man alive issue, it comes outed from. Even the president weighed in on it today. He wrote, i won this election by a lot. Maybe he did. Were going to find out. The gorgeous hunk of man marble who won is with us tonight. Hes in disguise. Were going to let viewers at home try to guess who he is. Ladies and gentlemen, here he is, for the year 2020, peoples sexiest man alive [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. Sexiest man, were over here. Jimmy wow. I havent given a handshake in a while. So youre also the safest man alive. [ laughter ] so weve altered your voice. Go ahead and talk so we can hear what it sounds like. What do i sound like . Hope weve altered your voice or else were all in a lot of trouble. [ laughter ] anyway. I can tell, even through the hazmat suit, you are smolderingly handsome. Were going to let some of our members of our home audience ask yesorno questions, then hopefully theyll guess who you are, all right, sexiest man . Sounds good. Jimmy all right. Hello, lets put somebody up on the screen. Hi, whats your name . Hi, im jimmy i see it, dewy. A yesorno question for the sexiest man alive . Do you work in film . Yes. Jimmy yes. Would you care to take a guess . No. Jimmy okay. [ laughter ] next question. Patrick in las vegas. Hello. Jimmy patrick, go ahead. Hi. Jimmy ask a question of the sexiest man. Okay, my question is, are you in avenger movies . Jimmy are you an avenger in movies . No. Jimmy not an avenger in movies. You seem shocked, patrick, but that was only the second question. All right, next question is from . Cheyenne, also in las vegas. Hi, cheyenne. Hi do you have no, no. Are you married . No. [ laughter ] jimmy no, he is not married. Would you marry him sight unseen . Oh, yeah. I love the suit. Jimmy okay. [ laughter ] next . Marley, hi, marley. Hi. Lets see. Do you have a celebrity sibling or parent . No. Jimmy no. Good question, though, marley. All right. Works in film, not an avenger, is not married, does not have a celebrity sibling. Lets go to the next question. Tessie, hi. Hi. Okay. Have you ever been in a romantic relationship with taylor swift . [ laughter ] jimmy is that for me or for the sexiest man . [ laughter ] the sexiest man. Thats pretty specific, but no. Jimmy no, no. Next . Hi, erin, go ahead. Hi. Okay, my question is, do you have over 5 million instagram followers . Jimmy oh. No shade, no shade. Yes. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy do you want to take a guess, erin . I would Channing Tatum . Jimmy are you Channing Tatum . Nah. Jimmy not Channing Tatum. All right, were going to get a hint from guillermo. Guillermo . Guillermo one day i had a dream about him. [ laughter ] jimmy okay. All right. All right, lets meet our next questioner. Herbie, hi. Did you play aquaman . No. Jimmy no, he did not play aquaman. Sorry, herbie. Next . Lisa. Hi, lisa. Hello. Jimmy hi, im here with notaquaman. Okay, thats takes one off the list. Are you known for being funny . Jimmy are you known for being funny. No. [ laughter ] jimmy youre funny but thats not your number one thing, okay, all right. Next . Ashley . Oh, hey, yall. Do you have any childrrren, as would say in the south . No children for me. Jimmy document to take a guess, ashley . Sure. Is it michael b. Jordan . How do i answer that . Jimmy are you michael b. Jordan . Yeah, i am. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yes, he is. Look at this. Oh my god jimmy sexiest man alive michael b. Jordan well done, ashley. 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Whether President Trump accepts his victory or not. Please say hello to michael b. Jordan [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome. Good to have you. Thanks for coming. Thanks for having me back. Jimmy by the way, you look fantastic. Thank you. Jimmy do you feel more pressure now to look good now that you are the sexiest man alive . I think the expectation now is its a little unreasonable. Just a little bit. But its a cool title to have. Jimmy how do you find out . How does the news come to you . For me, i was in the car. I was driving one of my boys we were going on an errand. My publicist and my manager gives me a call. You know, first thing theyre on speakerphone. Who are you with . Im like, im with bryce. Hes like, okay, bryce is family, he can know. Okay, cool. Because they keep this super, super jimmy oh, yeah. Under lock and key. They told me the news and it was a moment like, [ bleep ], really . Me . [ laughter ] yeah, you. They kind of had this little banter back and forth. But it was a cool moment. Jimmy i bet it was. Did bryce immediately start making fun of you or did he wait . [ laughter ] he waited until they hung up the phone, then he immediately started cracking jokes. [ laughter ] thats the thing. Sexiest man, thats cool to everybody else, but anybody who really knows you, thats just another way they can give jabs to you. Jimmy oh, yeah. Thats when you wish you had no friends. Exactly, exactly. With friends like this, why do you need enemies . You dont need enemies with friends like this. Jimmy you were excited, i have to say i was also excited about this. I dont know if you remember this, in january when you were here, back in people were allowed to come see the show you guys are people. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this happened. So i say all week, michael b. Jordan will be here. Every time ive said it all the women in the audience each night [ cheers and applause ] they did that. They did that. Thats pretty cool. Jimmy i think you might be frontrunner for sexiest man alive this year. [ cheers and applause ] amen. Somebody write it in. Somebody. I love it. Jimmy i am so pleased with myself. [ cheers and applause ] i didnt just make a call, i feel like i put it out in the universe and the universe said yes, thats correct, he is the sexiest man. Thats how it should be. Throw it out in the universe and conspire to make things happen. Jimmy my esp, extra sexiest perception, only time ive used it but it really works. All right, so youre the sexiest, and thats it, nobodys going to challenge you. Enjoy this one. Jimmy in the magazine, well, first of all you know, each year gets a sexy person. And look at that. I happen to be the sexiest person what year was that . Jimmy no, this is this year. Oh, okay. Jimmy the sexiest 53yearold in the world. [ cheers and applause ] okay, all right. Were sharing that title. I like that. Jimmy but i think even maybe more rewarding for you is look, Michael Jordan is the tiny little sexy person, and youre the big sexy person. [ cheers and applause ] ill take that. Im not going to have too many of those over m. J. , im going to take that one. Jimmy maybe he will start having to use his middle initial. This is exciting. So besides being sexy, are you working on a movie right now . Are you in quarantine . Whats going on . Quarantine was definitely, you know, a time im pretty sure everybody experienced it differently. It was tough. But, you know, i stayed working. Im prepping for this movie im doing with Denzel Washington. Hes directing. Jimmy oh, a former sexiest man alive. Yeah, right . Jimmy maybe future sexiest man alive. Yeah, bring him back around. You know, hes directing this one. Its called journal for jordan. Im a soldier, playing a soldier. Its a love story based on this woman named dana kennedy and her relationship with her husband, who passed away. He wrote a journal for his son that how to be a man, how to treat a bomb. Jimmy really . Wow. How he met his mother. Because he was afraid he wasnt going to make it back from the war in afghanistan. Its a true story. Its very emotional. And im honored to be taking on this character. Jimmy i bet thats got to be exciting. To be playing the character for sure. Yes. Jimmy but also working with Denzel Washington. I mean, do you ever get over the fact that its Denzel Washington . Because i have a lot of celebrities that come here, and i will say, over and over again, when hes here i think, oh, yeah, thats Denzel Washington. I mean, you cant really i mean, its denzel, right . Theres a part of you thats always kind of looking at him like, man, thats lonzo from training day. Thats the guy. And hes a mentor and idol. But he doesnt like the praise. Hes a very humble guy. He puts his pants on one leg at a time, hed be the first did to tell you. Every so often hell speak in these not quotes, but you know, just just little quotes here and there. Youre like, oh, yeah thats something denzel would say. Just like, you know the rain only comes down on tuesday, but on wednesday the sun will shine again. Everybodys like, oh, man, thats profound. [ laughter ] you try to figure out exactly what that means. But, i mean, hes a solid guy, man. Our relationship has definitely grown a lot. Jimmy we are going to take a break, come back. People magazines sexiest man alive, michael b. Jordan, is with us. Dicky port