G20 meeting early this morning and the biggest subject was covid. Yeah, no kidding. Saying covid is the biggest topic at the g20 is like saying, i was at the oscars, and the big subject was movies. And then, he skipped the session devoted to Pandemic Response to play golf again. Theres the caravan of carts. And there he is, aintdoin, jack nicklaus. As graceful as a dumptruck. He golfed on saturday and sunday this weekend. Ive never seen a guy try so hard to keep a job he doesnt even do. This is his schedule today. No Public Events again. Just some eating and private screaming into a mypillow. On friday, he did do something. He attempted to personally interfere in the election. He invited the Senate Majority leader and speaker of the house for the state of michigan to the white house. For some bigly buttering up. That didnt work, because today, the michigan board of canvassers certified the results, officially declaring joe biden the winner. Trump had another big loss in pennsylvania too. Trumps socalled elite strike force of lawyers has been striking out. Steal team six is now 1 and 35 in court. Nbc news reported today that trump is concerned that his legal team is made up of fools that are making him look bad. Yeah, they said the same thing about you. One of his new characters was introduced last week and killed off this weekend. Her name is Sidney Powell. She was pushing a Conspiracy Theory that said the governor of georgia, who is a both republican and big trump supporter was bribed by the Voting Machine Company to throw the election to biden. I guess that was too much even for trump. Because a week after he welcomed Sidney Powell to what he described as a truly great legal team, the campaign put out a statement saying Sidney Powell is practicing law on her own. She is not a member of the trump legal team. She is also not a lawyer for the president in his personal capacity. Trump put together a real crackerjack team of attorneys, in that he appears to have actually found them inside boxes of crackerjacks. The lead attorney working for trump on the recount in wisconsin, a guy named jim troupis, says he wants all inperson absentee ballots to be thrown out. Which is interesting because he, and his wife, voted absentee ballots in person. When reporters asked him about it, he refused to answer. This is incredible. This is no longer just hypocrisy. This is the hypocralypse. This election is over. Trump should concede and get on with the transition. Everyone knows that. After his gsa administrator finally signed off on the transition today, after weeks of dragging her feet, the president opened the door a crack to a transition. At this point, trump is like a dog that is afraid to get in the car, because he doesnt want to go to the vet. So how do we get him out of the white house . I think i know how to handle this. Lets here it. We trick him. We send him to a city that specializes in building replicas landmarks. The eiffel tower, the pyramids of egypt, the circus of circus. What we should do is build trump his ow right on the strip. Its not that difficult. First, we build a white house. Quietly. Then, we swap out his adderall with ambien. The minute he conks out, we put him on air force one, head straight to mccarran airport. He wakes up, hes right there in the oval office, but even better because this oval office has slot machines hed love it. The weather would be better. Plenty of golfe elevator ride a from strippers, hookers, the whole thing the White House Hotel and casino if ever there was a workable postpresidency plan for donald trump, this is it. Introducing siegfried and trump think about it. Thank you. We need to do something. I dont necessarily believe in signs, but at the same time that trump is attacking the foundation of our democracy. There was a mudslide in south dakota. A big mudslide. And you can see, george, abe, teddy, and tom are not amused. There are more new covid cases in trumpsylvania. Andrew giuliani, son of rudy, and a special assistant to the president has it. And this guy has it too you may have seen it by now. But apparently i got the rona. 4 why do bad things keep happening to good people . If you refer to it as the rona, you might not deserve the virus, but you do deserve it more than anyone else. Djtj will isolate for 14 days on his favorite stump. You ever read the book, the giving tree . That terrible boy has come to life. Its interesting that donny j got it because just last month, hs almost nothing. Which also happens to be the title of his autobiography. Almost nothing. Meanwhile, trump son number two might soon be the first lady of north carolina. Eric trumps wife, laura, is said to be mulling a run for the senate in the tar heel state. Lara trump, if you dont know, is one of these women. No one is sure which. Lara trump is from north carolina. Its weird because i never considered her to be from anywhere. I just assumed someone left a bunch of parts from broken bratz dolls in the playroom of a megachurch, and she came to life. But this is exciting. Senator lara trump what american citizen wouldnt want to be represented in congress by the wife of the only trump son who still wets the bed . We are now only three days away from the strangest thanksgiving of our collective lives. Last week, the cdc urged americans not to travel. That is the scene in chicago. This is phoenix. What do they expect . Were the same people they had to tell not to eat tide pods heres whats so crazy. Every year, we look for an excuse to get out of spending thanksgiving with our families. Now, we finally have one and everyones complaining. Embrace it how much cranberry jello can you eat . the safest way to celebrate, obviously, videochat with your family. Zoom is even lifting their free 40minute time limit on thanksgiving, so families can talk as long as they like. Great. Please dont anyone tell my family about this. We need a time limit. Otherwise, it could go on until christmas. Guillermo, whats your plan for thanksgiving . Just stay at home with my wife and son. Will you be cooking . No, we dont like turkeys. She will be cooking chicken. Oh, she will be making chicken. Correct me if im wrong, did you go to Boston Market to get chick espn. Jimmy, its out of business right now. Out of business . Yeah, they close it. I wanted to ask, and i will tell you why i wanted to ask, last year, i asked if you were going to go to Boston Market and you denied ever having gone to Boston Market for chicken. No, i did. One time i went. Oh, how fast can we get that tape last year . Also, i know guillermo has special Christmas Decorations on. Oh, yes, i put it on last night, i put it on yesterday. This is a video that guillermo texted to danny, one of our writers here. Lets take a look at it. Hi, danny, look, i have my baby yoda over here and baby yoda over there, and r2d2 and r2d22 and i got, i dont remember who it is, but its from star wars. Look at the guy and text me who it is. Thanks, danny. Thats yeah, thats my yard. You put all that stuff up . Yes. Who did it. My wife andre star wars craz. Thanks to my son, and my good friend danny. He got you in star wars . He got me to watch the movies and everything. I think my wife paid like lie like what . 400 something. We looked up the prices for all of those items. Quite a bit more than 400. You sure . I text her, i swear to god. She say like oh, like 450. I believe that she lied to you. That im not, im not questioning that. Does she love star wars also . Actually, right now, yes, because of my son. Yes. We watched all the star wars movie, mandolorean and everything. Yeah, i would hope so. We love star wars. You remember jesus, the christmas guy . Yeah. What happened to him . No, i got to put him next weekend. Okay. Step by step. R2d2, yoda, jesus. No, jesus, i spent the whole day doing that, i the did not have time for jesus and santa claus. What we are trying to say is please be safe this holiday season, but if youre looking for an even more high tech way than zoom to make thanksgiving festive, you might want to take a look at this. Tharngs thanksgiving without your family is tough, but thankly theres a solution. Uncle rental. Oh, tofu on thanksgiving, what is this vegan crap. Its like uncle dean is really here. He is here to make thanksgiving great again. With 6,000 ignorant sayings. Oh, this is that mr. Rodgers movie. I love tom hanks. Tom hanks is a pedo, drinks childrens blood i, read it on facebook. Adjust the bigotspigot to adjust the racism level to the level you want. I say nuke the and let god sort them out. Okay that, is way too high. In this country we speak english. Perfect. 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Tomorrow night, Kristen Stewart and josh duhamel, with music from the great james taylor. Please join us for that. Our first guest is a multioscar nominated, golden globe winning actress. Her newest movie, directed by illy elegy. It premieres tomorrow on please say hello to amy adams. Hi, amy. Hi, how are you . Good to see you. Good to see you too, wish i was there. Are you really im really bad at the zoom thing, we will see. Have you been quarantined or locked up or whatever you want to call it . I worked a little bit, but more or less, really just hunker down with my family since this all started, yeah. Jimmy how is that going . Its going okay. Im kind of a home body, so, i mean, its, its taking some getting used to be home this much, but im social. I do a lot of zoom things. Jimmy you have become more social than you usually are . Way more social, yeah, i have a zoom moms group that we get together and sort of talk about our concerns and cares. And then, i do something called facetime roulette, where i randomly facetime people in my Contact Group to see who will answer. Thats fun. Jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy is there somebody that does not answer . My sister. Jimmy your sister. My mom. The people that do answer, its fun. I got jack mcbraer, he will hel answer randomly like next to his pool and i do a movie night once a week. We watch a movie and do a quiz about the movie. Jimmy wait, who does the quiz, you and jack . Or is it no, no, different people. Like me and a group friends, they invited me to it, which im grateful for. So every week we watch a best picture nominee starting from 1960, we are in the 80s now, so its been a while. Jimmy i bet you didnt think you would be this far in to it. Thats a good idea. Its really fun. Jimmy you get the best picture nominee or winner you look at . Winner. Yes. Jimmy okay. So what movie was 1960, best picture . Well, i was a little late to the game. Jimmy oh, okay. The first one, why cant i remember the name. I realize i have not seen movies that i really should have seen. So its been great for me. Like, i saw the deer hunter, and godfather i, godfather ii. Jimmy wow, you have not seen the godfather. Im jealous. C did they hit you . Were they what you imagined they would be . Yeah, yeah. Jimmy they were. Yeah, they were amazi and i realized that i have a retroactive crush on Robert De Niro, turns out. Jimmy what does that mean . I have like a crush on him in the 70s, not that i would not have a crush on h now, but im married. Jimmy in the 70s not in his 70s. Crn the 70s. m open to having a i think that could happen. Theres something about him in the godfather and the hunter, i was like, wow, turns out, massive crush, yeah. So thats what im getting from movie night. Not like a deep education from cinema. Just like Robert De Niro is really hot. Yeah. Jimmy i wonder how he would feel about that . I wonder if he would be flattered, or he would say, why didnt you think i was hot before, you have seen me in movies. I think i was his talent before, i was distracted by his acting before. Jimmy thats a good way of putting it. What are other movies that everyone has seen that, because everyone has the movies. I dont think that we expect that from somebody who is, you know, who has accolades for acting like you do. I think we imagine that you would have seen every smovie. What is one that really sticks out for you . For me, top gun, i never saw top gun. You never saw top gun . Jimmy yeah, people get mad and start yelling at me. I will not yell at you, but i recommend you seeing it. Isnt maverick coming out . Jimmy i should catch up. I kind of feel like i know everything. I feel like so much has been told, its ruined. I felt like i had seen those movies because i had seen so many scenes i think i thought i had seen them. Jimmy for me, its the mad magazine, when they did the magazine version of the movie, i felt like i had seen those. I liked the folding pictures. Jimmy and they never spelled anything that made any sense. It was always a stretch. It was always can jimmy what other movies have you seen that were maybe not aacademy Award Winners . I dont know, thats a really good question. Im trying to think. I know which movies i have seen a lot of that might shock and horrify you, but no. Jimmy have you seen star wars. I have seen star wars, many, many times. Like we will do star wars marathons. Jimmy if you want to see it one more time, drive by guillermos house. I love your baby yoda lawn ornaments, those are amazing. Thank you very much, thank you. Those are great. Jimmy his wife lied to him and told him it cost less than half of what it actually cost. I mean 450. Jimmy she told him less than 450. I will google that tonight. Jimmy yeah. What is your plan for thanksgiving, just the family . Yeah, just my husband and my daughter. Myself. So, im going to do, i will really miss my family, but, you know, we will make it work. Jimmy one of the last times you were here before the world closed down. It was christmas or thanksgiving, one of the holidays. As i recall, you are from a very big family. You had everyone staying at your house, you had air mattresses all over the ground. That sounds right. I type situation. Any time i have guests, its like a triage situation. Jimmy are you going to do a zoom thing where you are all interacting while you eat . Um, probably not while we eat. It will probably just be us. Im still trying to figure out dinner. Although, im very excited. I was not sure what to do about the turkey, because i was the only one in to the turkey. I did find a little petite turkey. Jimmy you did . I did. Jimmy those are called chickens. No, no, its like a little its dethawing in my fridge im excited. Jimmy how many times is the baby turkey you are eating . Oh, no, you called it a baby. I thought it was a miniture, uh oh, that makes me think about it differently. Jimmy they dont hit them with a shrink ray. Huh, uh oh. Jimmy maybe its a special pony turkey or Something Like that, that you are eating. Am i making it worse . I dont know what to say, im having a dilemma. My daughter is definitely not going to eat it now for sure. Thats for sure. Jimmy when we come back, we will see a scene from hillbilly elegy with amy adams, we will be right back. Portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by paypal. Download the paypal and venmo apps to shop safe with qr codes at cvs. This is paneras new chef claes. Chef claes insists on fresh clean ingredients. The richest cheeses and a mouthwatering sauce. So when chef claes makes a pizza, he doesnt just make a pizza. He makes a masterpiece. Taste our delicious new flatbread pizzas today. Panera. Acqua di gio profondo the new intensity giorgio armani. At macys. The fragrance destination. The new intensity giorgio armani. Ow so, you think santa will like these red and green m ms . I dont know i never met the guy whaaaaa he does exist they do exist uhm. Santa . Theres no bad time to start at amazon. I like the flexibility. It also allows for picking up shifts. Safety comes first, speed comes second. Safety. Safety. Safety. Were making sure that somebody is getting their very important items. It makes me very happy. I changed my mind. I begged them to let you stay here. Well, nobody asked you to. Not a charity case. Why am i here, mom . Feel superior, maybe. How can you be so selfish . Do you care what you do to lyndsay. J. D. , shut up. You leave lyndsay out of this. You did the same thing from mamaw, you took and took from her until she was practicaleah,. All she did was bail you out. It mattered. Jimmy this is based on a true story, this really happened . Yes, it is based on the book, same title. It chronicles his life in ohio, with ancestors from applachia and kentucky. Jimmy they interviewed the women you played, and the woman oh, boy, i wonder what she thought of being portrayed that way . Im always very, hmmm, sensitive to what their experience must be. I was lucky enough to get to meet her and talk through what we were doing. She read the book, so she knews the a rough time in her life being highlighted. I was really, really nervous and intimidated. Jimmy i wo