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Jimmy hello. Im jimmy. The rightful host of the show. I have returned. Thank you for coming. Thank you for watching. If you were expecting jimmy fallon again, im sorry. He went home. [ laughter ] we had a great weekend. You may have seen or heard, jimmy fallon and i swapped shows for april fools. He came here, i went to new york. We didnt tell anyone. The audience was surprised. People watching at home were confused, mostly. These are tweets from people who were watching at home. What is jimmy kimmel doing on Jimmy Fallons show . Wtf. Where is jimmy kimmel hes not on channel 11. And where is jimmy fallon, hes on channel 2. [ laughter ] well, im either fd up or drunk or jimmy fallon is hosting jimmy kimmel live. I know i had a few too many beerritas, but this is ridiculous. This Jimmy Fallon Kimmel april fools prank has made me realize its very strange we have two incredibly prominent adult men in entertainment who go by jimmy, not james. [ laughter ] decent point. I have to tell you, its a very different scene over at 30 rock, where they do the tonight show. Guillermo, youre not gonna believe this. The security guards there . Actually do security. [ laughter ] guillermo good for them, i like to have fun. Jimmy thats right. Theres so much history in that building, too. We have none. Johnny carson, david letterman, eddie murphy, john belushi they all worked in that building. Our studio here in l. A. Was a disco and a heroin needle exchange. [ laughter ] theirs is four seasons, ours is a motel 6, put it that way. [ laughter ] theyre gucci, were baby gap. They are a filet mignon, we are a cold arbys beef and cheddar. [ laughter ] i flew home yesterday, we were lucky to get home. Thousands of flights were canceled over the weekend because of Technology Issues and thunderstorms in florida, which is wreaking havoc on plans for spring break. A third of all Spirit Airlines flights were canceled yesterday. And the only thing worse than your flight on spirit being canceled is your spirit flight not being canceled. [ laughter ] they should just call it spit airlines. Leave it at that. But there is still plenty of fun to be had in the sunshine state. If you can get there. This teenager from jupiter got up close and personal with a great white shark. Great white thats nick bailey seconds after he saw a shark hed never seen before. Nick immediately flipped on his camera for what was both one of the best and most disappointing experiences of his life. After i looked at the video, i realized, man, i was so close, i really wish this could happen again and i could touch it. That would have been so cool. The very next day . Nick saw another great white. This time off the coast of jupiter. He reached out and grabbed the great whites tail. I touched a great white jimmy nick is a dip [ bleep ]. [ laughter and applause ] is it bad that i kind of wanted the shark to bite him . [ laughter ] last night at the grammys the stars of music were out. Justin bieber wore the same suit the kid who played the Young Tom Hanks wore at the end of the movie, big. [ laughter ] wasnt exactly the oscars. But there were memorable moments. Doja cat nearly missed her acceptance speech, because she was using the bathroom. See . This is why they need litter boxes under the seats. [ laughter ] ive said it a million times. Ukrainian president zelensky made an appearance on the grammys. He gave a heartfelt address to the grammys audience saying the silence of ruined cities and killed people. What is more opposite to music . Which is profound. What is more opposite to music . I thought he was going to say nickelback [ laughter ] which would have been a sick burn. But this was better. Keep it focused. Meanwhile in washington, judge Ketanji Brown could and should be confirmed to the Supreme Court by the end of the week. [ cheers and applause ] she made it out of the Senate Judiciary committee, and now advances to the sweet sixteen. Or maybe ive been watching too much basketball. Throughout the hearings republicans have been trying to paint jackson as soft on crime and irreparably woke. None more so than senator Marsha Blackburn of tennessee. Shes the one who asked the judge to define the word woman. She was very proud of herself and weighed in on this important nonissue again this afternoon. In the time since judge jackson sat before this committee, disney has eliminated saying boys and girls. The state department announced you can select x as a gender on your passport. The left has slowly but surely stripped words of their meaning in an attempt to eliminate dissent. And the latest victim of this campaign is the word woman. Jimmy yeah, you know the people im trying to set back 50 years . Those are the victims of this campaign. [ applause ] maybe be less worried about the word woman and pay more attention to the people who are them. I dont know. And also maybe a little bit of dry shampoo in that hair. [ laughter ] Marsha Blackburn isnt the only republican concerned about the definition of woman. Weirdo congressman Madison Cawthorn of North Carolina took time out from all the cokefueled orgies hes been getting invited to, to make this eloquent statement on that subject. Your Leftwing Movement is forcing children to endure radical expressions of sexuality. And yet you cant even define what a woman is. You might amend a bill but youll never amend biology. Science is not burger king, you cant just have it your way. [ laughter ] jimmy good one, junior. And furthermore, no one outpizzas the hut [ laughter ] im about to define. What a woman is. Xx chromosomes, no tallybacker. Its so simple. Jimmy excuse me. I think you forgot a vagina, somewhere . Meanwhile, the man these tallyback a doodles worship is magasty, donald trump this one is incredible. Theres a tradition when it comes to president s, after theyre out of office the official white house photographer, the person who snaps everything they do, publishes a book of photographs. Obamas photographer did it, reagans, bushs, its what they do. According to the new york times, trump asked his photographer for a cut of her book deal. His chief photographer Shealah Craighead was planning to release a collection of photographs. When aides to mr. Trump asked her for a cut of her book advance payment. And then, they told her to hold off on her project so tanny liebovitz could release his own book of photos, her photos, before she did. Which he sold for 75 a pop and didnt even give her photo credits. Fortunately, she has a lot of pictures of the guy who robbed her, and he looks just like donald trump. [ laughter ] what a creep. The two least surprising things about this story are one trump is profiting off the work of someone else. And two the memoir he published about his time in office is a picture book. [ laughter ] sadly, he was able to do this because under federal law, those photographs are considered in the Public Domain and not subject to copyright. Which is why i can take a photo like this. And put him on a toilet, for free [ laughter and applause ] thanks for all your hard work, shealah. Sorry youre not getting paid. Trump made a bigly endorsement over the weekend. Former governor of alaska, sarah palin, is running for congress now. I know, right . [ laughter ] sarah palin is tough and smart and will never back down. Even for trump, its impressive to fit three lies into an eleven word sentence. [ laughter ] i guess the masked singer money dried up. Sarahs running for office. Trump endorsing palin is like pasteeating endorsing gluesniffing. [ laughter ] its ridiculous. Trump still hasnt officially announced that he is running in 2024, but hes back to holding these big campaignstyle rallies at every truck stop that will have him. This was one of the rallygoers in washington township, michigan on saturday who was all fired up for her fearless misleader. The election, i believe, was stolen. But we know that. Space force has it all. They watermarked the ballots. They know exactly what happened with every ballot. I believe that were going to have an emergency broadcast and the militarys going to come in with martial law and we are going to be shown eight hours on, eight hours off, of videos for seven days, the world, and theyre going to be showing us taped tribunals, taped confessions. Jimmy any followup questions . No, nothing . [ laughter ] not even why the space force . [ laughter ] and then blob dylan took the stage and i think he may be running out of things to complain about because he did a whole set on how a congressman he doesnt like spells and pronounces his name. A guy who spells his name meijer but they pronounce it myyer. What kind of spelling is that . Meijer is pronounced myyer. How the hell do you pronounce this guys name . Nobody knows if hes doing anything in washington. How do you pronounce his name . Myyer. How the hell do you get that . Jimmy and what is the deal with silent es . You cant hear them [ laughter ] the meijer family owns one of the biggest supermarket chains in the state of michigan. Everyone in that crowd gets their mayonnaise and frozen meatloaf from meijer. Some of the people in that crowd probably work at meijer. They all know how to pronounce it. But he doesnt, so its wrong next hell try to overturn the spelling bee. And of course, no trump rally would be complete without a nonsensical jab at the guy who beat his grumpy ass in 2020. Biden and the radical democrats are spending billions and billions of dollars trying to secure the borders of distant foreign countries, many of which youve never even heard of. Americans deserve a president who will secure our borders and who will stop the biggest invasion ever of our country and probably of any country. Theres never been anything like it. [ laughter ] jimmy i guess he hasnt heard the news about ukraine . [ laughter ] this guy zelensky spells it with two ys why . [ laughter and applause ] please, i dont need to be patronized, okay . [ laughter ] on friday night, we had this april fools shenanigan. This is something that took months of topsecret planning. We coordinated our staffs, our writers, our producers, our guests from each side of the country. People have been asking me how we managed to pull it off without anyone knowing. And this is how. Jimmy fallon flew in on thursday, and we kept cameras rolling throughout the next two days, and we captured some of the behind the scenes from the freakiest friday in recent talk show history. And now here is Jimmy Fallon Jimmy and now the wave of disappointment comes washing over me. Lets do it, yeah hi, everybody we already made a video, i already forced everyone to go, fallon, fallon [ crowd chanting fallon ] we sent it to jimmy, havent heard back. Friday is usually when jimmy catches up on personal stuff. Im old and jimmy is not so i cant read these things without glasses. Maybe we could print these a little bit bigger for me. Good to see you, how are you doing . Nice to see you. Oh, perfect, thank you very much. What, say it again . Spit into . Okay, thank you. This is just something that you spit into, yeah. Heres your bedpan, mr. Fallon. If you heard, i dont spit in things. Spittoon . Jimmy were not going to fight about this, okay . Sorry i took your lines. Oh, here we go. Are our chairs at least better . Much better than my chair, my gosh. Really, im really writing down all complaints. I dont have a spit cup, i dont have any of this. Changed my whole life. I cant believe that was the first i cant believe this was the first thing that was offered to me, i love it. Jimmy would it be funny if my face thing unlocked for you . That wouldnt surprise me at all. Thank you, jimmy. I believe youre up. Wow. Whoa. Wow. Oh, please. Oh, please. Really . You see him enough, why would you clap for him . My gosh. Big deal. You see him all the time, for gods sakes. You miss him that much . Hes only gone for ten hours, gosh. Jimmy our first guest is an emmy, grammy, and tonywinning mother [ bleep ] who is making his highly anticipated return come on. Again, inner voice. Youre doing great, jimmy. Its really great, youre doing great. Its just it sucks, all right . Jimmy i think my monologue is shorter than yours. I always heard that yours is longer than mine. A monologues a monologue. Jimmy we have nine mystery boxes containing objects no one has ever seen before, not even the people blind people put them in the boxes. We are all, i have to say, very impressed and depressed at how nice your studio is compared to ours. How that is [ bleep ] hole in l. A. Youre working in . I think i told you [ cheers and applause ] jimmy maybe we should just stay, i dont know. Im fine staying here. Wait, this is my oh. Oh. Lets go get your phone. How did your phone get in my pants . Lets talk about this. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, jimmy. And thanks to the whole staff at the tonight show. That was a great deal of fun. We have a great show for you tonight. Eiza gonzalez is with us tonight. Music from alt j. Well be back with yehya abdulmateen ii and Jake Gyllenhaal, so stick around [ sighs ] cant sleep . Just a lot on my mind. I cant sleep either. It only gets tougher with age. Mom, what . 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Supporting the whole you. hey, here come that swirl hey, here come that shake, shake hey, here come that swirl hey, here come that shake, shake shake, shake [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on, oh weve got to remove that. That cant stay. You let that happen, by the way. You let it happen guillermo he gave me 100 if i let it happen. [ laughter ] jimmy all right. Well, we have a great show tonight from the new movie ambulance. Eiza gonzalez is here. Then later, from leeds, england, their album i was told quite specifically, this is not a testicle, okay . [ laughter ] its something else. All right. Tomorrow night on the show, idris elba and Lamorne Morris with music from the regrettes. [ cheers and applause ] so please join us for that. Our first guests have an emmy, a sag award, a bafta, and 12 vowels between them. 15, if you count y. They are teaming up to face anything michael bay can throw at them in the new movie ambulance. Come here. Im going to teach them a lesson. Get back this boy is certifiable. Drive [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ambulance opens in theaters friday, please welcome Jake Gyllenhaal and yahya abdulmateen ii. [ cheering and applause ] jimmy i like having the two of you here together. This is nice. This is so nice. You have like a yes [ cheering and applause ] its good to see people, its nice. Youre acting like an ambulance the movie night. Jimmy it is the ambulance the movie night. Its working out very well. Eiza is here. Shes your costar. Did you guys know each other before the movie . No, we didnt. We met two weeks beforehand via skype, how everybody else was doing things. And then we met at michael bays house. Jimmy at michael bays house . It took a while for us to find each other there. Its a very large home. [ laughter ] jimmy did it really take a while . It really did. Its like a huge, huge house. Jimmy i believe it. Its huge and its filled with transformers memorabilia. [ laughter ] jimmy is it really . I ran into bumblebee before i ran to him. I swear to god. I walked in and there was a yellow car in his living room. Jimmy that surprises me. I would imagine michael bay would have an understated home. [ laughter ] no. You go through Jurassic Park before you get to his home. There are trees. Inside the house. Im talking inside the house, there are, there are trees. Walking down the stairs, theres trees on either side. Jimmy when youre an actor and you do a lot of movies, some of them are big movies, some of them are small movies, is it like this is going to be fun, were going do a michael bay movie . Yes. 100 . Jimmy and in this movie, you actually drive the ambulance, right . Yeah. Jimmy why you driving the ambulance . I dont know. [ laughter ] why am i or why is my character driving . Because thats two different stories. Jimmy the character that makes sense why the character would be driving the ambulance. Oh, right. I would argue against both. Hold it, hold it. Okay, so youre questioning my skills . Jimmy im not questioning your skills. Im questioning your resume, i guess, yeah. Okay. I tell you this. Ive moved a lot. I moved to 13 different homes coming up. So i have a lot of experience behind a uhaul. [ laughter ] [ applause ] so my attitude was my attitude was how hard can it be . We rely on our resumes all the time. That to me is surprising that he has so much experience behind a uhaul, having been in a car with him driving. [ laughter ] jimmy i think most people assume that there is a stuntman driving. I have a very, very clear rule. Theres a stuntman, gets down about 30 of the time. But about 70 of the time its me getting busy, you know. Throughout my ambulance. [ laughter ] jimmy that is how he drives too. Literally drives like this. Driving aint nothing. Its a line in a play. Driving aint nothing, all you got to do is point the truck where you want it to go, you know . Its the same thing. Jimmy it seems like you have a difference of opinion on how well this worked out. Was he driving fast . Is that what was happening . No, i have a philosophy which is, let the actors act and the stunt people do the stunts. Jimmy interesting. Its an awkward thing for some people. Also, i would often remind you that 50 miles an hour looks just as fast as 35. [ laughter ] but jake, but jake. Did you not i mean, parts of me i think in the process no youre right. Jimmy were you banking in the fact that you were in an ambulance in case anything happened . [ laughter ] thats true, man . Exactly right. Jimmy so embarrassing if they had to send an ambulance to the ambulance. Yeah. Jimmy you did survive it. Thats a positive for absolutely sure. Was it fun . I would imagine it would be fun driving an ambulance. Of course jimmy turning on those lights. If you can find them, of course. [ laughter ] jimmy are they hard to find . Well, there are so many buttons. We dont think about that. We just think its ambulance time, boom, ambulance time, time to go. But its really hundreds of buttons and thats enough. I mean, theres hundreds of buttons. Jimmy there is a scene in the movie where a helicopter flies under a bridge. Yeah. Jimmy did that really happen . Two helicopters. That really happened . It wasnt written in the script. Jimmy what . [ laughter ] michael bay, we were both on our way, we were driving. He was driving the i was very clear about that. He was driving the ambulance back to where we were going to get off get into our civvies, you know, and we got a call. Michael bay. Actually, i got the l. A. River open, drive back. Jimmy the l. A. River open . The actual l. A. River, he found a way into the l. A. River. He said, just meet us there, were going to shoot there. So we drove under a bridge, and he came to us, i got two helicopters, okay . Okay . Okay . Thats how he is. Okay . And im going to fly the two helicopters down to the bridge, okay . You just jump out of the thing, shoot at the helicopters. Its going to be great. Im like, how the did you get two helicopters out of middle of nowhere . Hes like, dont ask questions, get to rolling yeah, that was fun. Jimmy at the last minute. Youre driving while this is happening . Im driving. Im driving and screaming and acting and im calling on the driver. [ laughter ] and i call my boy on facetime, you know. Jimmy while youre driving . While im driving. Jimmy what . Because you got, to you have to. If mike going to make executive decision, im going make some executive decisions too. [ laughter ] now you get a sense why it might be a little be dangerous to drive with him. Jimmy oprah would not like any of this at all. Is that right . Jimmy she would be very displeased, yeah. Im sorry, oprah. [ laughter ] jimmy all apologies to oprah. Jake gyllenhaal and yahya abdulmateen ii with us with ambulance. Well be back with more after this. 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In a survey, 92 of current users said they wish theyd talked to their doctor and started botox® sooner. So, ask your doctor if botox® is right for you. Learn how abbvie could help you save on botox®. Jimmy we are back with yahya abdulmateen ii and Jake Gyllenhaal. Were talking about the movie ambulance directed by michael bay. Were talking a little bit about michael bay during the commercials. Yeah, id like to get to the bottom of that, i really would, because he is a fascinating individual. Have you become friends . You think youll carry on a relationship . Better be, he butt dials me. Jimmy he butt dials you . Like regularly butt dials you . Actually, yes. I dont know what a butt dial jimmy butt dial is no, i know what it is. I mean regularly butt dialing. This is what i want to know. Its 2022. No one really butt dials anymore in 2022. So he has to be butt unlocking phones. [ laughter ] thats true. I do think thats true. Because i get butt dialed by him too. Jimmy do you really . Oh, yeah, no. Theyre like long, really long, sixminutelong messages. [ laughter ] and theyre things like him like yelling things to nobody, you know, things like, why isnt the door open . And nobody is responding. [ laughter ] i get calls on a sunday. Its a sunday, mind you. All right, three, two, one, all right, action okay, this is going to be great, this is going to be im like, mike, its sunday. Jimmy do you think he was making love . [ laughter and applause ] you know, possible. Its possible. By the way, i wouldnt see it any other way with him. He does do that. I wonder, again, if he is alone or maybe with a friend and saying three, two, one, action move that light and its like his little light by his desk. You, come here, move the light, its wrong, the wrong angle jimmy im still kind of going over the idea you didnt know what butt dialing was. It was just a weird phrase. Jimmy i had it wrong. When you regularly butt dial. Jimmy im embarrassed. Of course you know that. So you guys, i have a quote from you, yahya, it says about jake. Jake loves the camera. Which youd think jake loves his face being on the camera. [ cheering ] not what you meant . There were times when he would take the camera from mike, michael bay. And then you look around, jake is shooting the scene. Id never seen anything like that before. That doesnt seem like something michael bay would be cool with at all to me. No, no. [ laughter ] but its also something that didnt really happen. Jimmy oh. I mean eh, eh . Yeah, okay, yeah. I mean, like okay, so an ambulance is small, right . Its tight quarters. And as we already learned, yahya drives most of the time. And oftentimes my character would jump into the passenger seat, and we had a lot of dialogue figuring things out in the front of the ambulance. And so we drove this ambulance all around los angeles, and we actually drove, you know, really on streets, and he was actually driving and there was real stunts and everything. And occasionally michael wouldnt have the right angle because hed like the light, but he couldnt ask me to move because there is no space. So he would pass me the camera. And i would operate his shooting him, right . While hes driving, yeah. Driving. And because hes so handsome, i couldnt stop, you know. Jimmy oh, yeah, its hard. That was basically [ applause ] jimmy so will you get a cinematography credit on this . Absolutely not, no. Jimmy you will not . That was out of pure necessity. And his hand was actually technically on the camera while i was holding it, so it wasnt really operating it. Jimmy thats your out there . He wore gloves so he technically never touched the camera. Jimmy interesting loophole. I did not know thats how you do it. In truth, it really never happened. This is what its like working with jake. Dont leave me hanging, jake. Oh, oh, yeah, sorry. [ applause ] admittedly, that does happen a lot with us, and im sorry. Oftentimes im talking with someone else and focusing on them, and hes asking me to do something dont leave me hanging. Jimmy as always, are you going to go with jake to saturday night live as jake is hosting on saturday night . [ cheers ] will you be together there . Lets find out. Am i going to be there . Thats not up to me. Youre your own person. [ laughter ] ill be there. Jimmy you will be there. Ill be there. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy im impressed that youre here, because i happened to be at saturday night live this weekend, and Jake Gyllenhaal. Oh, jake is on our show tomorrow. He should be here working this out. Ill be there tomorrow. And i love your new desk. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, thank you. You want it . You know, this would be a great wrap gift for michael bay. [ laughter ] we walked through his house and see this and bumblebee . Are you going to keep it forever . Jimmy no, i am going to burn it probably after this show. [ laughter ] somebody suggested that we auction it off for charity, but i dont think anybody would want it with this name on it, you know . [ laughter ] who would want the words matt and damon on there . Is it a little weird if he came on the show . Jimmy oh, hell never be on the show. [ laughter ] good, right, i knew that. Jimmy he will never be on the show. Where is the camera . Jimmy jake is holding it, yeah. [ laughter ] matt damon, you will never be on the show. Jimmy he knows. But thank you for reestablishing that. Come on my show. Though it is the best your desk has ever looked. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, listen, the artwork is not questionable. Its just the name that is on there. Its great to see you guys. I love that you guys are going to be together in this movie. The movie is ambulance, michael bays big new movie. It opens in theaters friday. Jake gyllenhaal and yahya abdulmateen ii. 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Youre the leader of many and pet wrangler, too. So becoming a student again might seem impossible. National university is here to support all of you. National university. Supporting the whole you. Im jimmy dean, and only one thing can make a morning like this any nicer. A hearty, hefty, good tasting breakfast. With eggs, bacon, sausage, cheese and taters. And when you finish, you know you had something to eat. You cant leave without cuddles. But, you also cant leave covered in hair. With bounce pet, you can cuddle and brush that hair off. Bounce. Its the sheet. I used the wrong paint. Snickers satisfies. Jimmy hi there. Music from altj is on the way. Our next guest is yet another star of michael bays ambulance. She is from mexico and we are very grateful to them. Please welcome eiza gonzalez. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . Oh my god, the last time you were here, you were so far away from me. Jimmy i know. Im getting closer. Yay jimmy eventually, well be so close, youll call the police. Cant wait. Jimmy some of your fans have joined the audience to watch you tonight. [ applause ] weirdly enough, theyve been following me around the world lately. Its so strange. Jimmy where have you guys gone . Where have you been around the world . Oh my god, we were everywhere. We were just in paris, london. They went to spain. I missed spain, it was sad. Berlin. Were excited to be in america. Jimmy they say america is one of the top countries. Is it . Jimmy were you comfortable with yahya driving the ambulance . No. [ laughter ] sorry, sorry, yahya. He is lovely, though. Jimmy you play youre really the paramedic in this movie. These guys are bank robbers, basically. So when you are a paramedic, do you do that thing where you go and learn to be a paramedic . Oh, absolutely. Jimmy you do . So you went, you learned. You performed what surgery do you do in i do a spleen surgery. Do you know what a spleen is . Jimmy is a spleen a real thing . It is a real thing. [ laughter ] yes. The insides of your body are real things. Jimmy how big is the spleen . Well you see it in the movie. Its kind of the size of your hand. Its very important for your body because it basically fights germs from your bloodstreams. Jimmy i thought it was an optional body item, like the you can live without it, right . Eh, germs in your bloodstream sound pretty terrible. I think you would need something to fight it. But you can. You can totally. Jimmy youre prospleen . Im prospleen. Very prospleen. [ laughter ] jimmy you could not really remove a spleen, could you . You can live without a spleen. Jimmy no, i didnt mean one, i meant you. Oh, me . Jimmy yeah. Well, you want to try . [ laughter ] jimmy you want to dig around in there and see if i survive . Funny enough that you say that. We worked with incredible paramedics intimately to get prepared for the role. And i had body pieces all around my house. Yeah. Jimmy you brought some pictures of that. I actually saw those. Show one of them. [ laughter ] so you why it is under the bed . Well, why wouldnt it be under the bed . Its so good when people come in and see it. Jimmy i see. Thats why. Its my favorite when its in the bathroom. The bathtub one is my favorite. Thats my dog, sort of confused. [ laughter ] jimmy the dogs thinking, geez, i wonder if i could eat this, if it would be okay. He has gotten used to body pieces in my house. Jimmy what do you do with that arm . I rehearse how to do an iv. It was important. In the movie we talk about cam being the best paramedic in town. So thats kind of the bar is really up there. You want to look like you know what youre doing. Jimmy you want to be the best, the top person. Even though i obviously didnt. Jimmy well, who does, really, if you think about it. So you practice on this. The dog is check out the arms. Did you scare anybody with the average or the parts . Yeah. Well, my its i feel really bad, but carolina. Carolina is this lovely woman who works in my house. She has been working with me for a very, very long time. Jimmy okay. And carolina, not only is she finding body pieces around the house and being terrified by it, i like to keep something about my wardrobe all the time, every movie i do. And i kept my paramedic suit. But i want to keep it covered in blood. And i remember first of all, carolina doesnt know what i do for a living. Jimmy really . She has no idea. Jimmy how is that possible . Has no idea. She really does not. One day i came back home and by the way, i already had a bloody shirt from i care a lot with an easy rider shirt which had already happened before. I came back from work. And she was in my dressing room, and she senorita eiza . Yes . What do i do with this . She pulls out a full have covered outfit. Her face was transparent. La lavo . And i was like, no dont wash it, leave it there. Put it in the drawer, never take it out. Shes like, okay. And so she packed it in. So this poor woman is terrorize ed because she thinks probably im a mass murderer because she found tons of pieces of clothing with blood in my house. Jimmy you never had a conversation with her . Like, dont worry about this . No, because its become a running joke now. [ laughter and applause ] its so good. Its so good. Jimmy thats a very weird joke. Has michael bay butt dialed you . Oh, well, funny that you asked. He has. By the way jimmy oh, he has . How tight are his pants . [ laughter ] i dont know. Good question. We should ask him. Well, he does butt dial a lot. And then i hadnt seen the movie, and i have a missed call from michael bay. And i look at my phone, and its a threeminute voice note. Im terrified. Im convinced its just like, im going to fire you and cut you out. Jimmy really . Yeah, because i didnt know why three minutes of a voice note . So i Start Playing it. And it starts, you just hear like noise in the background. And im confused about what it is. And then i hear, hey, baby. And im like, oh [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] i have like an inappropriate voice note on my phone. And i was like [ laughter ] i just kept hearing it. It goes hey, baby, hey, baby, oh do you want to go on a walky . [ laughter ] you want a poopie . Do you want to go poopie, baby . Do you want to walkie with you . Jimmy oh my god, oh my god, i hope he has a dog. [ laughter ] no. He was talking to me actually. I dont know if you have seen his dog. Its actually funny that he talks to his dog that way because its a massive, massive dog whos actually in the movie and drools everywhere. Jimmy i love the idea that you guys are all getting these long accidental voicemails from michael, and youre listening through the whole thing. [ laughter ] i mean, its amazing. Its so good to hear like a vulnerable michael bay, because hes just you know what i mean . He is so terrifying. Do you want a walkie, baby . [ laughter ] never erasing this from my phone. Jimmy i dont blame you for one second. The movie is called ambulance. It opens in theaters friday. Thank you for being here. Eiza gonzalez. Well be back with altj. Thousands of women with Metastatic Breast Cancer, are living in the moment and taking ibrance. Ibrance with an aromatase inhibitor is for adults with hr her2 Metastatic Breast Cancer as the first hormonal based therapy. Ibrance plus letrozole significantly delayed disease progression versus letrozole. Ibrance may cause low white blood cell counts that may lead to serious infections. Ibrance may cause severe inflammation of the lungs. Both of these can lead to death. Tell your doctor if you have new or worsening chest pain, cough, or trouble breathing. Before taking ibrance, tell your doctor if you have fever, chills, or other signs of infection, liver or kidney problems, are or plan to become pregnant, or are breastfeeding. For more information about side effects talk to your doctor. Be in your moment. Ask your doctor about ibrance. Jimmy all right. I want to thank Jake Gyllenhaal and yahya abdulmateen ii and eiza gonzalez. Apologies to matt damon. Tomorrow night, idris elba and Lamorne Morris with music from the regrettes. Nightline is next but first, sorry, i was up really late this weekend. The name of the album is the dream. Here with the song hard drive gold altj [ cheering and applause ] gimme that gold straight into my hard drive baby yeah, yeah, yeah im fifteen in my garden skipping my neighbor sue is watching me from her window oh mama did you tell sue im a millionaire now baby trading that crypto give me that gold gimme that gimme that gold gimme that fire crying on a stranger is so very soothing im outside my school my teacher took me to one side and told me i was scum i left then googled neoliberal dont be afraid to make to make money boy dont be afraid to make to make money boy dont be afraid to make to make money boy dont be afraid to make to make money straight into my hard drive gimme that gold straight into my hard drive baby yeah yeah yeah yeah nonshatter ruler put it on the table and go brrrrrr watch it shatter clearly mums talked to neil with the audi the next morning he shouts from his door dont be afraid to make to make money boy dont be afraid to make to make money boy dont be afraid to make to make money boy dont be afraid to make to make money dont be afraid to make to make money boy dont be afraid to to make money dont be afraid to make to make money boy dont be afraid to make to make money boy dont be afraid to make to make money boy straight into my hard drive gimme that gold straight into my hard drive baby yeah yeah yeah yeah [ cheering and applause ] this is nightline. Juju tonight, burning man. Inside the mass exodus. After monsoon rains turned the annual gathering in the nevada desert into a giant mud pit what was miserable were the portapotty situations. Juju celebrities among those making an escape. We walked

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