[ cheers and applause ] President Trump on friday claimed that he turned down being named time magazines person of the year, after the magazine only told him he probably would be selected. Luckily, he has a 100 chance of being named person of the year by insane chubby golfer magazine. [ cheers and applause ] President Trump today hosted an event honoring native american code talkers, and during his speech alluded to senator elizabeth warren. Take a look. You were here long before any of us were here, although we have a representative in congress who they say was here a long time ago. They call her pocahontas, but you know what . I like you, because you are special. Seth this brings us to a new segment entitled, eight seconds of seth pinching the bridge of his nose. [ cheers and applause ] this has been eight seconds of the seth pinching the bridge of his nose. Seth one of president s one of President Trumps oldest friends recently told vanity fair that first lady, melania, 100 has the most control over President Trump, specifically the dosage. [ light laughter ] the Congressional Budget Office has found that the proposed Senate Republican tax bill would negatively impact people making less than 30,000 per year by 2019, and when Bernie Sanders heard this, he pulled his hair so hard it got fixed. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] on friday, Richard Cordray resigned as director of the federal governments top consumer watch dog agency, the Consumer FinancialProtection Bureau. He appointed his number two Leandra English as the new director, but instead President Trump tried to install his budget director, Mick Mulvaney to the position. So now nobody knows who the director is, and two people both showed up to work today to do the exact same job. Here to discuss the situation is one of my writers. [ cheers and applause ] im sorry. Seth im sorry, i thought i was im sorry, i thought i was seth i thought i was going to together i thought i was going to discuss the Consumer Financial protection im sorry. See, this is what happens when two people im just going to [ laughter ] i just the doddfrank reform [ laughter ] i just, i think its pretty incredible that the very problem we came out here to discuss has manifested itself in the situation in which we now find ourselves. Oh, my god, really . Cauliflower. Marimbas. I am a 37yearold jewish man. Aw screw it. Just let them both do it. [ cheers and applause ] seth the Consumer FinancialProtection Bureau players, everybody according to vanity fair, during their visit to the vatican in may, pope francis was very warm and kind to first lady melania trump, but not to others in the family. Though, as a rule, the pope is always kind to people who swing open the cathedral door and scream sanctuary. [ laughter ] [ applause ] the fbi received over 200 thousand requests for instant gun background checks on black friday setting a new record for the most ever in a single day. So whatever you do on christmas morning, dont shake your presents. [ light laughter ] the Miss Universe pageant was last night. Did you guys hear something said the contestants in the dressing room beforehand. [ cheers and applause ] and finally, researchers in england combined a Virtual Reality headset with a Computer Program called deep dream to build a machine that can generate drug free hallucinations, and surprise, they have been testing it for up to a year. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight. From nbcs law and order, hes one of our favorite, law and order svu icet is back on the show, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] he is the writer, and director of search party, a fantastic show on tbs, Michael Showalter is joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and we have music from a fantastic Country MusicGroup Midland is here this evening, so youre here on a great night. [ cheers and applause ] and i apologize, i dont know if you can hear. I got a little bit of a cold over the thanksgiving holiday. Did everybody have a good thanksgiving . [ cheers and applause ] i didnt care, i just needed you to applaud while i drank my tea. Yeah, but my son had a cold, and its just one of those things, you cant get away with it. So if youre upset about the way my voice sounds, blame him, but know hes adorable. [ laughter ] alright, moving on everybody. President trump is now all in on backing the accused sexual predator running for senate in alabama. With the white house arguing that they need his vote to give corporations a giant tax cut. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] seth no matter what else happens, donald trump will surely go down as our neediest, and most insecure president , with the possible exception of Millard Fillmore whose first state of the union speech started with do you guys think im fat. Yesterday, trump tried to claim once again that hes been the most productive president in history, tweeting since the first day i took office, all you hear is the phony democrat excuse for losing the election, russia, russia, russia. Despite this i have the economy booming, and have possibly done more than any 10 month president. He was right about one thing, the way Robert Mueller is handing down indictments, theres a good chance trump will be a 10month president. [ cheers and applause ] you know you know what trump tweets remind me of . You ever been out with a couple and the wife says something like, hey, dave, will you pass the salt, and then dave just goes off . And youre like, this must be something that started in the car, because this is not about salt. [ laughter ] but since trump is historically unpopular, and doesnt actually have any major accomplishments to back up that claim. Hes retorted to unhinged conspiracy websites to back him up. He retweeted a link to website, magabpill. Com, that calls itself the President Donald Trump accomplishment list website, although i dont know why you need a website for something that can be covered with an emoticon. [ cheers and applause ] so what else so what else does magapill. Com believe . Well, a recent post provided a list of conspiracy theories, including false flag terrorism, child human sacrifice, weaponized forced vaccination, earthquake machines, and organ harvesting. And im sorry but the only organ thats been harvested here is Donald Trumps brain. [ laughter ] maybe theres no pee tape, but i can definitely see donald trump waking up in a moscow hotel in a bathtub full of ice with a scar on his head saying, oh no. [ laughter ] i think my brain is gone. [ laughter ] now, if you were to glance at actual polls youd see that most americans dont agree with trumps boasts. In fact forget looking at polls. Trump just needs to look at his surroundings, as he made his way back to dc from florida yesterday, the reporters who travel with trump noted that he was followed by a growing number of protesters. Some of the signs spotted read, President Trump is fake news, go away and dont come back, and mr. Mueller is coming for your orange ass. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and that sign in particular is great, because not only is it rude to trump, its also very polite to mueller, mr. Mueller is coming for your orange ass. The only thing that would piss off trump even more is an engraved invitation. Sir Robert Swan Mueller third esquire cordially requests the pleasure of your company, at an evening reception to go [ bleep ] yourself. Byo orange ass. [ cheers and applause ] so, trump was in florida over the weekend, and of course at this point we just take it for granted that trump who repeatedly bashed obama for golfing spent the weekend golfing. In fact on sunday trump hit the golf course for the fifth day in a row. Even the masters only last four days. Trump golfs more than people who play golf for a living. In fact on friday, when it was reported that trump was hitting the links with professional golfers tiger woods, and dustin johnson. He actually admitted it, but tried to claim it wouldnt take that long. After turkey calling, well be heading over to Trump National golf club jupiter to play golf quickly with tiger woods and dustin johnson, then back to maralago for talks on bringing even more jobs and Companies Back to the usa. You cant play golf quickly. Golf is the monopoly of sports. [ laughter ] and trump doesnt do anything quickly, hes an out of shape 71yearold who moves like hes climbing the empire state building. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] but as trump golfs, the rest of the country is continuing to grapple with the deluge of Sexual Harassment allegations that has rocked virtually every aspect of society. Everyone has had to deal with this problem, and that includes the leaders of both political parties. For example, yesterday, House Democratic leader nancy pelosi was asked about michigan congressman john conyers who secretly settled Sexual Harassment allegations by a former employee, and her answer was shockingly tone deaf. You said theres now a zero tolerance. Yes. John conyers, what does that mean for him right now. In or out. Lets say we are strengthened by due process. Just because someone is accused, was it one accusation, is it two . I think there has to be. John conyers is an icon in our country. I believe he will why dont you i believe that he will but how is it that his may i finish my sentence. Sure, sure. Im sure that he will do the right thing. And is the right thing what . Resign . He will do the right thing in terms of what he knows about his situation. Seth no, hes in this position because he allegedly did the wrong thing, you cant say the guy who did that wrong thing will do the right thing, also it doesnt matter that hes an icon, if anything it makes it worse. Im an icon is like a sexual harassers catch phrase. Hey, i know you havent consented to any of this, but i am an icon. Meanwhile [ applause ] the president took to twitter to double down on his endorsement of the accused child molester running as his party Senate Nominee in alabama, roy moore. Trump attacked moores democratic opponent doug jones, a life long prosecutor who convicted the kkk members responsible for the Birmingham Church bombing that killed four little girls, tweeting, the last thing we need in alabama is the u. S. Senate is a schumerpelosi puppet. Im sorry, hes a puppet. Youre telling people to vote for a guy who looks like howdy doodys alcoholic brotherinlaw. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] yeah, give me a puppet vest, and a puppet hat. Now, as depressing as it is, it probably shouldnt be surprising that trump would stand by moore, given that trump himself has been accused by over a dozen women of Sexual Harassment and assault, and of course bragged about it on tape. In fact, trump is reportedly sympathetic to moore because he claims that he himself was wrongly accused, and now hes reportedly even telling people that the infamous access Hollywood Tape might not be real. Trump sees the calls for mr. Moore to step aside as a version of the response to the now infamous access Hollywood Tape, and that flood of groping accusations against him that followed soon after. Trump suggested to a senator earlier this year that the tape itself was not authentic, he has repeated that claim to an advisor more recently. Seth wait, youre claiming that that access Hollywood Tape was a fake . Are you insane . Oh, right. [ laughter ] first of all you admitted it was real, second, you know how i know its real . Because to get off the bus, you did this. [ laughter ] seth that is so dumb that no one would ever think to fake that. Oh, i know, lets make it look like he taps on the glass to get the door open. No, no ones that much of an idiot, we want people to believe this. Aside from the fact that trump is openly sympathetic to fellow sexual predators, he also desperately wants moores vote for his plan to massively cut taxes for corporations and wealthy heirs. Trump and the gop want to get it done by the end of the year, and in fact trump keeps trying to sell it as a christmas gift. Were working to give the American People a giant tax cut for christmas. We are giving them a big, beautiful Christmas Present in the form of a tremendous tax cut. Were going to give the American People a huge tax cut for christmas. Hopefully that will be a great big beautiful Christmas Present. Seth im sorry, but the last person i want to get a Christmas Present from is donald trump. Hes the kind of guy who would give you a framed photo of himself, and tell you where to put it in your house. [ light laughter ] trump is so obsessed with tax cuts, and what he claims to be their impact on the economy that he even mentioned them during a rambling video call with American Service members serving overseas on thanksgiving. Were doing well at home. The economy is doing really great, when you come back, youre going to see with the jobs, and companies coming back into our country, and the stock market just hit a record high, unemployment is the lowest its been in 17 years. So, youre fighting for something real. Youre fighting for something good. A lot of things have happened with our country over the last very short period of time, and theyre really good, theyre really good. I especially like saying that companies are starting to come back, now were working on tax cuts, big fat, beautiful tax cuts, and hopefully well get that and then youre going to really see things happen. Seth oh, my god, a rambling phone call from a 71yearold man in florida on thanksgiving. Its official, donald trump is everyones grandpa. [ laughter ] [ applause ] when he hung up when he hung up they were probably relieved to get back to what they were doing, and what they were doing was afghanistan. Yeah, actually we got to go, weve got isis. In fact, incoherent ramblings seems to have become trumps default mode when trying to sell his tax plan. Trump recently spoke by phone with a group of Democratic Senators about the plan, and according to one of the senators on that call, trump rambled for so long, his Economic Advisor gary cohn had to fake a bad connection to get him off the phone. About thirty minutes into the call, gary gets up and takes a call on his cell phone, comes back into the room and he says, we have somebody calling in from asia, and it was the president , which was nice, nice of him to do that. Fifteen minutes later, the president s still talking, and i said to gary it was a room where were all sitting around this big square table, and i said, gary, why did you do this . Why dont you just take the phone, you know, your cell phone back, and just say, mr. President , youre brilliant, but were losing contact, and i think were going to lose you now so goodbye, and thats what he did, and he hung up. Are you saying that gary cohn faked a bad connection to get the president off the phone . Well i wouldnt i dont want to throw him under the bus, but, yes. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth oh, you dont want to throw him under the bus . Bro, you pushed him in front of it as it was speeding down the street. So the president is standing behind an accused child molester in order to pass the tax cut plan that would overwhelmingly benefit the wealthy and corporations, in other words trump has handed the democrats a great, big, beautiful Christmas Present. Seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause ] well be right back with icet, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. Can you pass me that tinsel . Ooh, i love that one. A pink tree . How about rose gold . Lets do it um, love so gistartry degree0 a line ultraclear black white as the network its on. Circuits . So the neathats why more people is insideaco nt on ihere you go. Saves your white clothes from yellow stains and black clothes from white marks still with 48 hour sweat protection. Try degree ultraclear black white it wont let you down dad molly, can you please take out the trash . sigh dad molly trash whoo mom hey, molly . Its time to go bell ringing class, lets turn to page 136, recessive traits skip generations. Who would like to read . molly i reprogrammed the robots to do the inspection. Its running much faster now. See . Its amazing, molly. Thank you. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] seth welcome back, everybody please give it up for the 8g band, right over there. [ cheers and applause ] this weeks drummer is the backbone of the iconic metal band body count, whose latest album blood lust is out now. For more information go to bodycountband. Com. Will dorsey jr. Is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thanks for being here, will. Thanks, seth. Thanks for having me on. Seth our first guest tonight is a hiphop legend and talented actor, you know from his work on law and order svu. New episodes air wednesday night at 9 pm right here on nbc. Lets take a look. I think youre done, liv. I can take over, you couldnt get her to say word one. Lieutenant, shes got as close as shes going to get to confessing. Do you know what happened in that apartment . Because i dont. Its