Jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you please, have a seat. Enjoy yourselves welcome, everybody welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause youre here. You made it. Give it up for the roots, while youre at it come on. [ cheers and applause the best band in late night. Well, you guys, this sunday is fathers day is everyone excited . [ cheers and applause of course you are. I love fathers day. Its that special day each year where you call up your dad, and get a few one word answers and then go, well, good talking to you. Alright, bye. [ light laughter ] but you got to call your dad on fathers day, mainly because he has no idea how to text. You know [ light laughter ] this probably wont surprise you, but i read that americans spend 40 less on fathers day than they do on mothers day [ audience ohs ] i cant believe its that close. [ laughter ] on mothers day, you do flowers, brunch, jewelry fathers day, its an air freshener from 7eleven. [ laughter ] its in the shape of a hot dog i love you, dad. [ light laughter ] this year i heard that one of the most popular gifts for dads is a home dna testing kit. [ laughter ] so be sure to pick one up if you want a Great Fathers day, or a really awkward one. [ laughter ] steve what jimmy of course a lot of people are shopping for that perfect fathers day card. And while there are lots of good choices, there are also some very unpopular cards out there. Ill show you what i mean. For instance, this card says, i dont know how you do it. Open it up, it says, but youre single handedly keeping new balance in business. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause it goes with nothing i dont know my dads would always be green from mowing the lawn [ light laughter ] next up yeah, you got to work to get that type of sheen on there. [ light laughter ] this card says, we can always count on you. You open it up, it says, to ask how we want our burgers, then cook them all well done. [ laughter ] dont even ask steve yeah, dont ask. Jimmy dont even ask why ask . Steve bun. Jimmy and finally, this card says, you always put your best foot forward. You open it up, it says and its always wearing socks with sandals. There you go [ cheers and applause very interesting cards i like those cards but not only is it fathers day this weekend, its also the u. S. Open out at pebble beach. Yep. Dad can spend all weekend playing golf and watching golf so basically, for one day every dad will feel what its like to be president steve oh jimmy isnt that great [ cheers and applause and finally, you guys, theres a lot going on in the news right now. But instead of me just telling you about it, i thought itd be nice to give you the chance to decide what we talk about. Thats right, its time for, you pick the joke. Here we go [ cheers and applause you pick the joke you pick the joke jimmy so, heres how it works. Im going to show you two new stories, then you guys get to pick which one we talk about okay [ cheers ] here we go lets take a look at story number one a new investigative report regarding President Trumps soninlaw and Senior Advisor jared kushner. A real estate company, partly owned by kushner, has received 90 million bucks in foreign funding since he entered the white house. Jimmy mm, okay heres story number two. New this morning, a naples man is behind bars investigators say he performed a naked striptease in a mcdonalds [ laughter ] jimmy alright, which story do you want to talk about . You want to talk about one or two . [ audience shouting jimmy okay good choice. Good choice. [ laughter ] here we go thats right a guy did a striptease at mcdonalds before it started, the manager was like, give it up for your first entertainer, ronald mcdongle. [ laughter ] lets get those dollars out for the dollar menu. [ light laughter ] thankfully the Police Showed up before he took out his mcnuggets. All right, lets do another [ laughter and applause hey. Lets do another pair of stories. Once again, you guys get to pick heres story number one. House democrats are set to open a series of hearings this week looking to keep the spotlight on the russia investigation. Jimmy all right, heres story number two Police Chased down the 16yearold near manitoba. Photo shows the officers clocking the kid at more than 100 Miles Per Hour when police asked why he was driving so fast, well he told them he ate too many hot wings, and was rushing to find a bathroom [ light laughter ] jimmy okay, now which one would you like to talk about, one or two [ audience shouting two . All right, two. . Good choice here steve got to go number two jimmy thats right [ laughter ] thats right number two steve yeah, number two jimmy thank you, yeah. A kid got pulled over for speeding to get to the bathroom after eating hot wings when the officer said, youre free to go. The kid was like, too late. [ laughter ] [ applause ] all right, lets do one last batch. Again, this is your choice okay heres story number one. Former white house aide, hope hicks has agreed to testify before the House Judiciary Committee in a closed session next wednesday jimmy and heres story number two deputies say they found cocaine on a mans nose during a traffic stop, but the suspect insisted it was not his. [ laughter ] jimmy there you go, all right. Now which [ applause ] which one do you want to talk about . One or two [ audience shouting two. I think thats a great choice. Here we go thats right, a guy with cocaine on his nose said it wasnt his he was like, i was just smelling it for a friend. [ light laughter ] turns out he wasnt driving 80 Miles Per Hour, he was running. There you go [ cheers and applause thank you for playing you pick the joke. We have a great show tonight give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a great show tonight. The cast the cast of Stranger Things is here tonight [ cheers and applause ramy youssef is here tonight [ cheers and applause and we are cooking with chef ivan orkin right there [ cheers and applause steve oh jimmy if you like good ramen noodle soup, youre going to love the show tonight guys, today is friday. Thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff i check my inbox, return some emails, and of course, send out thank you notes. I was running a bit behind today, so i thought if you guys wouldnt mind, id just like to write out my weekly thank you notes. [ cheers and applause steve wow. Jimmy can i get some thank you note writing music please, james . [ light laughter ] oh, i know what we can get james for fathers day steve whats that . What can we get james for fathers day jimmy a tie. Steve oh [ laughter ] i didnt know it was casual friday jimmy thank you, water balloon fights, for being two minutes of fun, followed by two hours of picking up condom shrapnel out of my lawn. [ cheers and applause thank you, rose in a can for a second i was worried drinking outside at noon had gotten a little too classy [ cheers and applause you showed me thank you, meryl streep joining the cast of big little lies. [ cheers ] or as every other show on tv puts it, why do we even bother any more . [ cheers and applause i mean, come on. Meryl streep shes the best thank you, hard shell tacos, for being one very light squeeze away from turning into a plate of nachos. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thank you, new shaft movie, for letting people celebrate fathers day by watching a bad mother steve shut your mouth [ laughter ] jimmy im just talking about shaft. Steve oh, i can dig it [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, giant pool floats nothing says lets get this Party Started like spending an hour trying to blow up a a fourfoot unicorn. [ cheers and applause [ blowing thank you, buying your dad whiskey for fathers day, for being the perfect way to say, if i had to raise me, id need a drink too. There you guys have it [ laughter and applause those are my thank you notes right there. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause guys, a couple years ago, for fathers day you know, i put out a book for kids called your babys first word will be dada. [ cheers and applause yeah it makes a pretty decent fathers day gift. Very, very proud of it very thick, very long read steve wow. Jimmy anyways, its a fun kids book anyways, we teamed up with mudpuppy i dont know if you know them. They make like cool toys, and puzzles, and stuff like that so we teamed up with them to make dada and actually mama puzzles as well. Dont forget mama. Yeah dont forget mama. [ cheers and applause steve yeah jimmy i know its fathers day, but dont forget mama these are good these are fun puzzles. These puzzles are pretty theyre your basic puzzle, i mean, theres only like two pieces twopiece puzzle [ laughter ] [ audience aws ] steve whoa hey, that seems jimmy yeah, i mean, come on can you beat that . I mean, is that great . Steve thats complicated jimmy well no well what it is it gets the mind moving. You enjoy puzzles. Steve love you know me, im a puzzler jimmy its almost like New York Times crossword, mondays. Steve yeah jimmy it gets you kind of get the brains moving, get the blood moving steve get the juices going yeah jimmy get the juices flowing. You get ready for sunday, when you dont know anything. I mean, do you want to try this steve love it. Let me see if i can do it. [ laughter ] jimmy like what would you do what would you so, youre saying you dont understand the concept how many pieces do you think this is . Steve i dont know jimmy its a twopiece puzzle steve okay jimmy there you go what would you do with it . No, dont eat it [ laughter ] no, you dont eat it no, you dont eat it you dont lay it perpendicular to the other one steve all right, wait a second jimmy oh man dont freak out. This is for kids now steve oh, okay jimmy oh, wait a second. There her goes right there he did it [ ding ] [ cheers and applause thank you to mudpuppy, and everyone everyone working on these puzzles. In fact, in honor of fathers day, everyone in the audience is getting a dada puzzle to take home. Steve aw [ cheers and applause jimmy new mama, dada puzzles and flash cards are on amazon, mudpuppy. Com, wherever kids books are sold. [ cheers and applause well be right back. Happy fathers day to all the dads well be right back with the cast of Stranger Things. [ cheers and applause here are even more reasons to join tmobile. 1. Do you like netflix . Sure you do. Thats why its on us. 2. Unlimited data. 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Jimmy its good to hang with you guys. Im happy to be back. Jimmy im happy you are back and sadie, ive never met you. Yes, its my first time here jimmy its nice to meet you. Yeah, nice to meet you. Jimmy please [ cheers and applause lets talk about the new season and things that we can tell people that isnt spoiling anything i know a lot of it was shot in a mall yeah. Jimmy yeah, was it a real mall it was a real mall, actually jimmy it was it was, yeah. It was like this mall jimmy a working mall it was, actually. Technically a working mall. It is still, actually jimmy technically a mall technically a mall. It was a little haunted a little bit. Every time wed be in there, itd be fun, and then, wed all just kind of look at each other and be like something wrong with this mall [ laughter ] and it kind of helped. Yeah. I dont know. Well, the thing is, its still operational. Even though they, like, bought, like, a piece of the mall and they redid it totally to look like an 80s mall. Its incredible like a whole it looks gorgeous, its amazing. Yeah. I think people still go there now. Jimmy yeah they just, like, look around but like jimmy well how much fun is it to be in an empty mall . Its so cool, but its not even empty so fun. So fun. Like a bunch of people are shopping as were filming. In the mall. [ laughter ] people are shopping as were filming. Theyre like, hold, j. C. Penney is having a sale. Like they had little black tarps to block off the set jimmy yeah and i see people just like, huh. [ laughter ] looking in like serious. Spoilers happening, like major plot points. Jimmy dont tweet this dont tweet this i know. There are like serious plot points theyre just looking theyre like, huh. cause its like an active they just kept on walking we sometimes our trailers are in active parking lots yeah. And so, someone will just drive in and be like, is this the keith urban concert . [ laughter ] and theyll just be like jimmy thats a very common and theyll just be like, no, this is a working set. And theyre like, all right. Jimmy all right well they roll up. They dont even care jimmy have fun at keith urban, yeah. Yeah, i guess jimmy i heard that you were what do you call it, you would actually go up and down the escalators yeah. Jimmy as slides yeah, yeah. So like that spot that was my idea. Jimmy that was your idea bad idea. Jimmy oh, its a bad idea. A great, good, bad, good, whatever you want. Its a great idea but like the 80s and stuff, the a. D. s that were in charge of us, they would say it was a a bad idea that space in between the escalator jimmy the space in between the escalator jimmy yes. Yeah, he started sliding down it, and we all did. And then, the Production Team hated us for it. Yeah. But we but no, we went against the rules though still did it. I moved the bear. Yeah. They put a cone but then we moved the cone yeah, we just jumped it jimmy cause you like, no just want cause its basically a giant slide. So fun. It was so much fun. It was a giant slide cause usually they have, like jimmy Little Things stopping you Little Things stopping you. They didnt have that no, they didnt but at then at end, they did and it was like greasy. Yeah. Yeah, it was. [ laughter ] it went really fast it was, but what was cool was that we kept doing it. They told us to stop so we stopped for like a couple weeks, and then, we started doing it again, because, you know i didnt stop yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy you didnt stop. He never stopped. I kept going yeah, i was, yeah so im leaving. I forget who it was who suggested it, but like, everyone was like, no, stop. And then, all of a sudden, theyre like, hey, slide down that for the shot. It was maya it was maya. Well, i mean, maya suggested it, but like, everyone was super down with it, except for the a. D. s oh, of course a. Ds were like, do not slide down that, its dangerous. I distinctly remember caleb, someone going, caleb, please do not slide down. And him just going and he just jumped over and him just going jimmy oh, wow. [ laughter ] and i give him this straight face and hes like they hated you for that [ laughter ] and then, i just slide down jimmy it seems like you guys like bonded so much on all of these seasons i mean yeah. Yeah. Jimmy its kind of fun, because its really, i could feel the symmetry. Specifically over disobeying jimmy yeah, exactly, of course but yeah [ light laughter ] did you you came in last season, but do you feel like youre part of the family now . Yeah, i feel like i am. Yes i think i fit in okay i guess. Jimmy well, you definitely are. I mean, i know you guys get together and were just joking backstage, we were all theres always like ten bits going on someones doing a bit and then someones laughing at some other bit. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy then someones singing a song what is this song that you invented caleb, do you oh, another invention of mine [ laughter ] another i know. Wait, do you think you invented sliding no, wait. [ laughter ] jimmy yes, he invented sliding. No ones ever done that before yes you did, technically. On our set, you invented it. On our set. Okay. On our set. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, now whats this song tell him about the song, chicken noodle soup. Chicken noodle soup. Its a song that i made to annoy gaten and sadie. It works. It definitely works yeah. It definitely yeah then it would go in everyones heads and then, you started barking and annoying everyone. They didnt like you, but then, they joined in then wed joined in yeah. Everyone would join in. You wanna hear it jimmy i would like that. So what does it sound like what is the name of the song chicken noodle soup. Chicken noodle soup. Chicken noodle soup. Its, its oh, god it was just a song to annoy them you guys ready ready ready okay, one, two, three. Chicken noodle soup i feel goo when youre around chicken noodle soup its our cur when im down chicken noodle soup i feel goo when youre around chicken noodle soup its our cure when im down [ cheers and applause jimmy thats just a beautiful i know. That was beautiful. Jimmy its a beautiful, beautiful song very, very good. I feel like im at a keith urban concert. [ laughter ] jimmy no, thats one parking lot down how would you explain the new season again im just so excited about that netflix, by the way, did not sneak me any episodes. Which normally, it gets which is so rude. Jimmy right . [ laughter ] i mean, netflix, i can keep a secret better than anyone. Uh can ya . I dont know about that jimmy no, maybe not. Probably not. [ laughter ] jimmy by the way, millie, hows your toe oh, my god. [ laughter ] wait, what . The