[ knocking ] yeah hey, jimmy, we are ready for you. Jimmy okay happy fifth anniversary jimmy yay no thank you happy five five years good show, good show, good show steve do you believe weve been doing this shiz for five years . Jimmy yeah, yeah actually, i can. Steve you know whats funny . You know what the traditional gift for five Year Anniversary is jimmy cotton steve no jimmy paper . Steve unhunh. Jimmy just tell me higgins, what is it steve its wood. Thats right jimmy all right, just say it steve you want to sit around and give each other wood later on jimmy there it is. Thanks, buddy. Steve oh, do you mind if i plug my barbecue cookbook during the warmup . Jimmy no sir, i told you several times already im not a janitor. Okay, okay, whats your name bob okay, bob whos not a a janitor. Why dont you go find a janitor and tell him the get the giant fricking cockroaches out of my dressing room, which looks like a crack house ben oh, great perfect. Thats just perfect. Jimmy what are you doing here, pal . Well, i was going surprise you for your big anniversary show, but i guess now i can just go [ bleep ] myself surprise is over, everybody surprise is ruined jimmy what are you talking about . Thats fantastic zero surprise jimmy dont worry about it its going to be great itll be fantastic ill just act surprised. Oh, youll act surprised. Nice try, dude ive seen you act. Jimmy okay, thats rude. Whatever, taxi. Youre lucky im even here surprise jimmy what crawled up your ass and died oh, tina knocky knocky. Where is she wheres the most perfect girl in the whole wide world . Hi do you need something im getting ready. Jimmy yeah, no, i just wanted to say hi, pal, and welcome and, uh wassup wow, like the beer commercial jimmy yeah its topical stuff. See you out there. Jimmy you look great, by the way. I think he gained some weight you think he looks like hes wearing a a mask of his own face no freaking way yeah, freaking way. Freakin thing must have been two, three inches long oh, we dont got enough crap around here . Now we got freakin cockroaches all over the place jimmy is that still a thing, cockroaches theyre getting worse theyve been mating steve now, folks you see that flashing sign up there . That sign that says amazeballs . See it [ laughter ] no, im kidding it actually says applause. Can you flicker that for a a second [ applause ] there you go now, remember, you are a big part of this show, and the better you are, the better jimmy is and speaking of better, you want a better rack of ribs its barbecue season. Jimmy oh, no, no, no dont plug the book. Steve treat yourself to the 80s cook book, the bone suckers guide to a good ribbing. Jimmy this books been out of print for 30 years. Steve wherever limited selfpublished cookbooks are sold so take a tip from the old bone sucker jimmy bone sucker . Are you joking steve ten seconds. Ten seconds. Get ready to have a good time. Jimmy ten seconds. This is fun. [ cheers and applause this is fun. Here we go in five, four, three [ cheers and applause steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests tina fey animal expert robert irwin musical guest Florida Georgia Line and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1022 jimmy do i look puffy . Not at all. No, you look amazing. Jimmy you guys look great, too. [ cheers and applause oh, my goodness. Thats a good crowd right here welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it [ cheers and applause you made it. Even though i just got here i can already tell you guys are way better than last nights audience [ laughter and applause absolutely and youre actually here on a very special night because, guys, tonight is our fifth anniversary. [ cheers and applause thats right we launched the show exactly five years ago and as of tonight, well have made 1,022 episodes of the tonight show. [ cheers and applause thats crazy, right . I cant believe that its been five years can you believe that steve actually i can, yeah [ laughter ] jimmy thank you very much, higgins. Heres a fun fact. Tariq, tell everyone what you told me earlier. Tariq . [ light laughter ] year six off to a great start. Here we go [ laughter ] can we try that again . Dave, can we do it again no problem. Jimmy all right, thanks. Im gonna go from the fifth anniversary line okay magic of television, guys. Well edit this out. [ laughter ] guys, tonight is our fifth anniversary. [ cheers and applause thats right we launched the show exactly five years ago as of tonight well have done 1,022 episodes of the tonight show. [ cheers and applause and check this out tariq, tell everyone what you told me earlier. In dog years, were actually at 7,154 episodes. Jimmy wow. [ cheers and applause no wonder why im so tired now lets get to some news here if you watched the oscars last night, allow to me explain im whats called a host [ cheers and applause thats right, last night were the Academy Awards its when hollywood gathers to celebrate all the incredible films nobody saw its great [ cheers and applause it was great seeing the stars on the red carpet though these are the jokes jimmy a little weird that Bradley Cooper kept unbelievable. Jimmy driving by in a limo saying i just want to take another look at you. [ laughter and applause of course there were some interesting winners last night for example, the oscar for best animated short went to kim jongun. Steve oh, really [ laughter and applause wow. I didnt even know he was nominated. Jimmy very animated. Steve wow. Jimmy speaking of kim jongun, later this week hes meeting with President Trump. They have a lot in common. They inherited everything from their dads and they cut their own hair [ laughter ] thats right trumps going to vietnam does he look puffy . Too much salt jimmy the meeting from february 27th through the lets get all the ramen out of his office. Jimmy spending two days with trump and kim jongun the translator will just slowly walk into the ocean. [ laughter ] but i really wish cameras were allowed in the room for that meeting. Because i would love to see trump try and say the phrase nuclear prolif oh, god. [ laughter ] nuclear proliferation. Sorry. I wish cameras were there allowed in the room for that meeting, yeah. I would love to see trump try to say the phrase nuclear pro [ laughter ] i cant say it hows it gonna say it if i cant say it cut that joke. We dont need that joke. [ laughter ] hey. Five years steve yeah jimmy five years yeah some entertainment news, a new Jeanclaude Van Damme movie opens this week this is an old person to you, right this guy looks old jimmy we die young is about what will happen if what happen trumps meeting with kim jongun doesnt go well. [ laughter ] at least he still comes his hair with a sneaker. Jimmy get this, the aarp thats young. Jimmy is making a new reality show called date my grandma. [ light laughter ] its like the bachelorette but instead of a fantasy suite, they get a booth at dennys. [ laughter and applause oh, my god, i hate myself for writing that joke. Yeah, i think we all hate you for writing that joke. Yeah. You should quit. Mmhmm. Jimmy hey, i saw that facebook recently celebrated its 15th anniversary i cant believe its been around for so long do you remember what it was like before facebook you remembered your friends birthdays because you actually cared. [ laughter and applause bang [ laughter ] before facebook you spent time at work actually working [ laughter and applause before facebook the only way to find out your uncle was racist was seeing him on thanksgiving [ laughter and applause finally, guys, a new report found that the New York Knicks are the nbas most valuable team at 4 billion thats crazy thats a billion dollars for every game they have won this year [ laughter and applause ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy talk about the magic of television. Well edit this out. Did you see what happened . Steve i saw you jump jimmy i suffered a trauma is what happened [ laughter ] dude, i just saw i just saw a giant cockroach steve ew jimmy did you see that yeah the biggest cockroach i have ever seen. You know, it stared at me. [ laughter ] it looked at me and then it scuttled [ laughter ] steve it scuttled. Jimmy it scuttled away steve it scuttled away jimmy behind the curtain and im, right now, im fully traumatized. Im sorry about that [ light laughter ] its bizarre you know why thats here you know whose fault that is roots, you know who it is. Questlove robert irwin jimmy yeah, little robert irwin [ laughter ] our animal expert. Our 15yearold genius im sorry. [ laughter ] he did the show like a month ago. He brought those cockroaches steve oh, i remember that was gross jimmy we do love him do you remember those . Theyre disgusting dave, do we have a tape of the cockroaches . You got it we can show it show this. You guys have got to see this. Look jimmy oh, no dont leave them here. Dont leave one here all right, here jimmy please dont leave one here because i know how they breed and i know how cockroaches work can you grab that one jimmy no [ laughter ] so one of them is just there anyway, Robert Irwins here tonight and hes gonna get a a piece of my mind yeah [ cheers and applause lets pretend that all never happened all right. Should i do it from just sitting down sorry about that all right, guys, here we go [ cheers and applause jimmy you guys, we have a great show tonight her new comedy wine country is premiering on netflix soon. Our pal, tina fey, is here [ cheers and applause plus, hes got brand new animals to show us 15yearold robert irwin is stopping by. [ cheers and applause and finally we have great, great music from the one, the only Florida Georgia Line. But before we get started, it is our fifth anniversary so i want to say a huge thank you to everyone who works here at the show. Crew, the producers, the writers, the staff, the roots, higgins, lorne you all work so hard to make this show every single night and none of this could happen without you. So thank you all so much [ cheers and applause and to you at home, we love trying to make you laugh every night. Is anybody buying this gratitude speech oh, please. Ive worked here for ten years he doesnt even know my name he actually called me linda the other day. [ cheers and applause are you doing anything big to celebrate the big 05 . Steve i am im going to the strip house and having myself a giant steak. Jimmy yeah [ light laughter ] havent you been there, like, three time this is week . [ laughter ] steve thats my jam. Man, you got let me live jimmy yeah, all right, fair enough [ light laughter ] steve also, ive been trying out different new dry rubs for the second edition of my barbecue books. Jimmy guys, we have a great show tonight but first [ cheers and applause oh, my god, its hashtag guys, hashtag the panda wow this is such a great surprise. Oh, my gosh. Hashtag. Its such a great surprise i had no idea that youd be here i had no clue that ben . [ cheers and applause ben ben stiller what are you doing here . Come on. What you know, its no big deal, jimmy. Its just i heard it was your big fifth anniversary show, and so i thought i would drop everything i was doing [ laughter ] fly across the country, cancel my whole week so i could come here and see the look of surprise on your face when i surprised you. [ laughter ] so surprise. [ laughter ] jimmy well, im totally surprised. Audience are you surprised . [ cheers and applause we were all surprised youre such a bad actor. Hey, ben, ben. Would you mind dancing out you cant tell, but im giving you the finger. [ cheers and applause jimmy ben stiller, everybody. [ cheers and applause there he is. [ cheers ] well, that was fun higgins, wasnt that fun steve oh, that was that was real fun. Jimmy yeah that really was. Ben stiller, everyone. How cool was that . [ cheers and applause guys, when we come back, tina fey is here, stay tuned for more of the tonight show. And remember, no flipping. [ cheers and applause jimmy what the hell was his problem . Guess he didnt like the surprise got blown jimmy surprise got blown please, hes a grown man in a bear costume steve what was his problem jimmy his problem . What was your problem . Steve what jimmy dude, i told you not to plug that stupid barbecue book steve no, when i asked you, i said, do you mind if i plug by barbecue book in the warmup . You said no. Jimmy whatd i say no, no, exactly. No, i dont want you to plug the book steve no, you said no, you didnt mind if i plugged it jimmy no, i said dont plug the stupid book. Steve no, you said no. I said do you mind and you said no. Im not a mind reader. Jimmy whatever man i dont know what you are. But just whatever. Plug away. I dont care do i look puffy out there . I feel like my face steve oh, no, no not at all. Keto is really working. Jimmy really steve yeah, you look kind of like a ham on those cheekbones jimmy oh, really steve youre looking really good jimmy thanks, dude yeah, man killer jimmy you guys look good too. Steve thanks thanks. Whats up dude . Jimmy whats up, dude . Tina fey is coming out now. Just a heads up, she seems super mad about something. Shell be fine shes a total pro. Yeah, she was just like, he knows exactly what he did. Jimmy what the heck did i do i dont know. Six minutes. End with a clip. All good jimmy yeah, everybodys crazy. Everyone deserves each other i should have been a mailman the pink . Lets go mets go time daddy [ giggling ] ohhhh man. Took my hat off. 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You know what, dont answer that im out of here. Shop my wares somewhere else by the way that trashcan . Full of cockroaches. Like my dressing room. Totally infested this building is infested. Its infested with fallonitis im taking the stairs. Im taking the stairs. cause the elevator didnt come okay, where are the stairs jimmy but including this guy. Yeah, okay. So this is okay, so this i dont know if you guys have seen the show, but at the end of the show, spoiler alert, whatever, we gave you plenty of time [ laughter ] kimmy writes a book. And writes she kind of becomes, like, the next j. K. Rowling. She takes, like, her crazy dark childhood with her imagination and she becomes a great author and in the tv show she writes a book called the legends of greemulax which is like a a middle grade reader that teaches kids how to control the little monster inside them jimmy yeah specifically boys teaches boys how to control the little monster jimmy yeah and so we were like, oh, we should someone should really write the book. Because thats because were stupid [ laughter ] jimmy thats great i think its genius. Its so nice. Its a really good book. Its a woman well, kimmy schmidt wrote it jimmy of course. [ cheers and applause right, guys . Kimmy schmidt wrote it with the help of a great woman named sarah mlynowski. And it is a real book. And it goes all our profits go to a charity called prevent child abuse america. So its like a good thing. And if you yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy absolutely sure [ cheers and applause well, you got to be i dont know if you saw the Ariana Grande video for thank u, next. I did because i got a text from my 13yearold being like, the videos dropping in three minutes. [ laughter ] arianas dropping a video. Its going to have mean girls in it. And i was like, youre at school like, why are you on your phone . [ laughter ] jimmy howd you get an alert . Yeah right and i was like, yeah, how does everybody know it . I have so much trouble getting people knowing, like ive got a tv show on netflix anytime you want it. Jimmy yeah, yeah and i cant get any jimmy they know that a a videos being dropped. But then like, arianas like, tomorrow at 3 00, pick up your phone. Everyone is like, okay. Jimmy yeah but look, there she is doing mean girls. Yeah. Jimmy regina shes being Regina George [ cheers and applause and Jonathan Bennett from the original movie looks the same. Jimmy he does. [ laughter ] right . Thats bizarre right . Dude looks the same yeah the videos pretty cool, right jimmy yeah fantastic, dude. I want to talk about wine country. Yep jimmy cause this is, i know, amy poehlers directorial debut. Yes jimmy and shes how is she as a director a feature debut shes a nightmare. [ laughter ] shes awesome. You know, so this movie came about, i just went that way and i walked into rachel maddow. So what . Huh . Im going to try this way. You know, wish me luck like the poseidon adventure or something every time one of us turns 50, were going to take a little trip. So they took the first trip they took was to wine country and i didnt get to go on that trip, cause i was working but so they took a trip to wine country and had a crazy time and then they were like, we should make a movie about our trip to wine country. And thereby be paid to return to wine country. [ laughter ] jimmy ah, genius genius. Jimmy genius so this is a movie, kind of, inspired by the insanity of that trip. Jimmy of real life yeah. And its g