And now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, thank you thank you, thank you, thank you welcome please, have a seat. Have a seat. Welcome. Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much. And welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby [ cheers and applause youre here. This is it you made it. You guys, what an exciting time to be in new york. You see, last night, the brothersister team, the flying wallendas, walked across a a tightrope 25 stories above times square did you see that and they did it. Even more impressive, they were stuck behind a slowwalking group of tourists. Steve really [ laughter ] jimmy is that the m m store, honey [ laughter ] things got really tense. At one point, they almost fell when their buzzer from bubba gump shrimp started vibrating. [ light laughter ] theyre like, our tables ready. Get off this wire lets get to some news here. Everybodys still on edge about the u. S. And iran. I guess after iran shot down our drone, trump ordered a a strike on them but then he called it off, and listen to how he described it. President trump says the United States was, quote, cocked and loaded. Cocked and loaded cocked and loaded cocked and loaded cocked and loaded [ laughter ] jimmy of course, the correct phrase is locked and loaded. [ laughter ] even worse, trump made the same mistake when he said hes between a rock and a hard place. [ laughter ] steve oh, come on. Jimmy hes like, why is everyone laughing . Why is everyone laughing at me . [ light laughter ] thats right, cocked and loaded. Then trump was like, and if things escalate, im willing to put boobs on the ground. [ laughter ] no, no boots boots on the ground. Youre going to put boot [ laughter ] but the interview was pretty interesting. At one point, chuck todd asked trump what hed change if he could have one doover take a look. If you could have one doover as president , what would it be . I would not have appointed Jeff Sessions to be attorney general. Jimmy trump said hed use his doover on Jeff Sessions then both eric and don jr. Were, like whew [ laughter ] wow, that was close oh, man trumps not the only story in politics right now the very first democratic debates are this week down in miami. Most of the candidates are busy with debate prep while Bernie Sanders spent the day on the beach with a metal detector steve aw [ laughter ] jimmy another bottle cap [ light laughter ] yeah, all the democrats are on the campaign trail and this weekend Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren actually ended up on the same flight to florida. Bernie was sitting right in front of warren. Look at this this is a real photo somebody took look at that [ light laughter ] when warren saw bernie in front of her, she told the flight attendant, you know, on second thought, i will take those headphones thank you so much. [ light laughter ] yep. Warren was behind bernie or as she put it, for now. [ laughter ] hey, did you notice the passenger next to bernie look at this guy yeah [ light laughter ] hes thinking, i just know this guys gonna take out a tuna sandwich. Hes one of these [ laughter ] he just feels like he just feels like one of those guys im telling you. And finay, you guys, this is going viral. Fire fighters in germany had to rescue a squirrel after it got caught in a manhole. Pretty cute. Check it out [ audience aws ] squirrel was like, at least it wasnt my nuts. [ laughter and applause hey, weve got a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause jimmy weve got a great show tonight, everybody. Chrissy teigen is here steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy from the new show south side on Comedy CentralBashir Salahuddin and diallo riddle are here [ cheers and applause steve yeah come on jimmy bashir and diallo steve come on. Jimmy bashir and diallo are here steve so lovely. Jimmy south side. I cant wait and we have great music by Aldous Harding, everybody. Look at this [ cheers and applause what a voice i also want to mention this wednesday and thursday night the tonight show is going live steve ooh. Jimmy we have a lot of fun stuff planned. On wednesday, weve got a special appearance by the cast of stranger things. And on thursday, i thought id try something new. Im going to go have dinner at red lobster. Steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy ive never been there. Steve oh jimmy never been to red lobster. Yeah just wasnt around when i was growing up steve really jimmy but its around now. Steve yeah [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, its everywhere now. Yeah but ive never been there. But i have a friend actually who has. And in fact, she used to work there, but then she got fired. Steve ooh. Jimmy so, now shes going to go back with me [ laughter ] this thursday night my guest and my dinner date will be nicki minaj. Steve oh [ cheers and applause thats going to be fun, man. As i mentioned before, we have a great show for you tonight im so excited for our first guest im so excited for our first guest jimmy im sorry. I know that voice. Sorry. Why are you so excited for your first guest is it your babysitter coming to tuck you in . [ light laughter ] jimmy sorry, everyone. This is reggie hes been bullying me since middle school. [ laughter ] and apparently, he doesnt age reggie, my next guest is not my old babysitter then whos going to feed you your baby food [ laughter ] oh, my god, he got you, jimmy [ laughter ] jimmy no, he didnt. I dont eat baby food he got you jimmy okay, and stay out of who are you, anyway . Im an instigator, my man you know, my job is to, like, fan the flames of conflict you feel me . [ laughter ] hey, hey keep it going this is jimmy let me hear oh, look at me. Im so important i sit behind a big desk and talk to celebrities. Blah, blah, blah oh, my god hes killing you right now, jimmy fallon [ laughter ] you going to take that on your own show in front of your own audience . Jimmy all right come on, son jimmy come thats enough come on jimmy reggie, why dont you just leave me alone . All right, buddy reggie just leave me alone. I want to be alone [ laughter ] he went there, jimmy. You know what im saying he was here, and then he went there. You know what i mean [ laughter ] you know what im saying i cant even watch this. Yo, change the channel jimmy no, dont [ laughter ] hey i dont want to watch it no more you know what i mean hey, check this out check this out yeah. Im jimmy fallon. Im friends with justin timberlake. [ light laughter ] dancey, dancey singy, singy dancey, dancey singy, singy yeah, yeah, yeah this is unbelievable what im seeing right now are yall seeing this . Jimmy that is not yo, youre a genius, my man jimmy that is not what me and justin do. Are you guys seeing this . Yo, jimmy, im embarrassed for you, son how are you gonna face your wife after this . The kids yo, cut to commercial, man its over. Roll the credits i cant even take it no more jimmy no, no dont roll the credits. Roll em jimmy im not cutting to commercial here. Im not hey, look its jimmys ice cream, tonight dough. Uh, oh. Oooh more like tonight dont wooo now, he going after your ice cream too, man [ laughter ] forget it man. Its over the show is over, yo for real cancel it. Whats the matter, jimmy . Gonna go cry to ben jerry . Reginald jacob johnson. I have been waiting in the car for you for 15 minutes, young man. We got to get over to sports authority, and get you a new jock strap [ laughter ] the one we got you is too big, and it was giving you taint rash [ laughter ] dad, stop and now were late for the orthodontist appointment remember, youre getting fitted for a palate expander . But dad lets go. This isnt over, fallon ill be back jimmy whatever, reginald good luck with your rash [ light laughter ] what about you you got anything else to say, buddy . A hero fall once so gran i put my faith in him now there he stands humbled how can i eve believe agai now that a hero [ cheers and applause falls [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Well be right back with more tonight show, everybody. Stick around [ cheers and applause a hero fall once so gran i put my faith in hi now there he stands network. The best network is even better . Best, fastest, best. Enough. Sprints doing things differently. Theyre offering a new 100 total satisfaction guarantee. I mean i think Sprints Network and savings are great, but dont just take my word for it. Try it out and decide for yourself. And now for a limited time theyll even cover your switching fees up to 650 per line. For people with hearing loss, visit sprintrelay. Com. Hashtag vacay. Sonoma . I want wine with lunch. Its 11am, cindy. 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Were the tenneys were the hayles, and were usaa members for life. Get your usaa Auto Insurance quote today. [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back, everybody we are about to play a fun game called can you feel it . [ cheers and applause jimmy tonight, ill be facing off against a very worthy opponent, please welcome the one, the only, Chrissy Teigen [ cheers and applause jimmy are you excited . Hi, you guys. Hi hi, everybody [ cheers and applause jimmy Chrissy Teigen, please oh, my gosh hi jimmy can you feel it . Chrissy teigen, please oh, my gosh jimmy guys, heres how this works, were going to have a a number of mystery objects brought out in front of us and our job is to guess what each one is the catch is that we have to figure out by touch alone. [ laughter ] honestly, i really, i said its a fun game, but i really dont mean that. Have there ever been actual Dangerous Things in there . Jimmy yeah okay. Okay jimmy theres been one or two Dangerous Things okay. [ laughter ] jimmy usually towards the end though, right . Oh, great whatever im down i like to touch. Jimmy since im the host, im going to go first. Okay. Jimmy all right. Lets get our first object all right. And you can go in front, if you want and just okay. Jimmy ill have 30 seconds to identify what this is [ laughter ] okay is it so there are scary ones, apparently okay [ laughter ] jimmy im going to freak out. Im freaking out i swear to you, this is not my game at all, man im like [ screaming dont make noise is it going to move or something . I swear come in through the side. Jimmy this is the last time im playing this game ever i just really dont like this at all oh youre fine jimmy oh oh, my god. Jimmy oh butter . Is it sticks of butter [ ding ] oh, my god [ laughter and applause jimmy get this out it seems so easy. Jimmy yeah it seems so easy, well, get ready, youre about to play this game. Oh, man. Get ready. Oh, you are good at that all right, here we go. [ audience groans the reaction is the worst part [ laughter ] i make fun of it ive been watching this game jimmy ugh ew stop it [ laughter ] jimmy ow what was that [ laughter ] okay, im going this side. Jimmy okay, no [ screaming what is it . Jimmy [ laughter ] jimmy trust me, i wont seriously, im being serious oh. Jimmy do whatever you touch with that hand yeah, thats it. Yep. Go right in. No. Jimmy i promise you. I promise. That hand. That hand. Im sweating now. Jimmy trust me its that hand youve got it. Youve got it. Thats it. Feel what that is. You can squish it between your fingers. No oh, god, is it an ant farm [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] jimmy its not an ant farm it was its a sand castle oh. Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] thats close. I mean, ant farm was close [ laughter ] jimmy yeah wow jimmy maybe well give you credit i know, its tough right wow jimmy its a mental game, right . Holy cow. Jimmy all right, oh, no. This one looks big why is this box bigger than the other box . [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause youve got to go down [ laughter ] i mean, once you once you feel the top youll want to go down [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause oh, my i dont even know what it is [ laughter ] oh, my gosh. Youve got this. You got it no [ screaming [ laughter ] jimmy is it did it lick me [ laughter ] theres wetness. Theres wetness on my finger right now. Something liquidy is in there. Yeah. Jimmy oh, its liquid. Its warm. Its going to be an amphibian. Its going to be a frog. A frog im looking at it, and i have no idea what it is. [ buzzer ] jimmy should i just try to touch it one more time [ cheers and applause it appears to be docile [ cheers and applause [ screaming jimmy ew ew gross ew was it an eel or snake or something . An eel what is that [ buzzer ] i dont know what it is jimmy what is that ew [ laughter ] are you joking me . That is not in the rules at all or any respect for me at all what in the hell is that i have no idea. Jimmy what is that its a lung fish. Jimmy lung fish . What is a lung fish . I dont know. Jimmy oh, my god is it like a catfish hes a sleepy lung fish [ audience aws ] i want to touch him. Aw, guys i want to cook it. Jimmy all right, oh my [ laughter and applause no cooking any of our animals. Thats where my mind goes jimmy all right, you are up now. Here you go. Good luck. Its fun its going to be fine. [ audience groans you want a hint . I mean, yes jimmy have you seen Jurassic Park . Oh, my gosh [ laughter ] is it by Bryce Dallas Howard [ laughter ] jimmy i wish [ cheers and applause you guys. Jimmy dude, just this is legendary, dude. Thats all im saying. [ screaming [ laughter ] what happened . What happened . What happened . It bit me jimmy oh, my gosh. Well, it bit you we can give this one away. It is a toy. A toy dinosaur [ laughter and applause it didnt really bite you. Send whoevers in here away. Im sorry jimmy was that frightening i thought it could have been john for a second. Jimmy oh, my gosh. I know. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. This is real jimmy this is real, right . People dont get it [ audience ohs ] jimmy wait wait im out jimmy were supposed to do this together. No, man no no jimmy this is no. This is my jimmy what are you talking about . This last one were supposed to onehand in together no jimmy well, now youve seen it i saw it, im 1,000 not. [ cheers and applause this is might be the worst one ive ever seen on here jimmy stop it right now. Thats all i want to say. [ screaming [ laughter ] jimmy so mad, so sad, everything okay. Guys [ cheers ] jimmy i have no idea what it is at all but i did touch it right [ buzzer ] that was good though. Jimmy ill guess is it a snake or Something Like that or is it a lizard oh, is it a frog ew [ laughter ] are you out of your mind what in the what . Is that cockroaches . Yeah. Jimmy are you out of your mind like i jimmy oh, my gosh ill touch anything, but jimmy oh, my gosh jimmy my thanks to Chrissy Teigen you are [ cheers and applause thank you jimmy stick around, well be right back talking with chrissy. Come back, more tonight show. [ cheers and applause guys ive got an idea. Ooh what is it . So people love iphone xr, right . Well, it does have an incredible camera. And it comes in all those amazing colors. Uhhuh. What if we give the people iphone xr when they join tmobile . Iphone xr on us . Yeah. Iphone xr on us. Whats not to love about that for a limited time, join tmobile and get the awesome iphone xr on us. Somebody burned down my she shed. Nobody burned down your she shed, cheryl. Well my she sheds on fire. Your she shed was struck by lightning. Zachary, is my she shed covered by state farm . Your she sheds covered, cheryl. You hear that victor . Im getting a new she shier she shed. She shier . Mhhm. Thats wonderful news. 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You werent feeling well yes i had horrible i had just done hot ones. Jimmy yeah and i had to go to the doctor after the hospital as people called it, i guess. Jimmy did you really yeah, it was bad. The seventh one really got me. And i feel like he jimmy hot ones is you eat hot chicken wings. They gradually get hotter. Sean evans. It is jimmy and sean evans and the questions get crazier. And your mouth is just wet and perspiring jimmy theres ten hot wings. Yes jimmy i only did five on the show we did it with selena gomez. How far did she make it jimmy she was