Transcripts For KNTV Late Night With Seth Meyers 20240714

Accused him of changing his name to sound more hispanic even crazier, he said the same thing about el paso. [ laughter ] when i was a kid, it was called the pass. [ laughter ] according to reports, the owner of soulcycle is planning to host a fundraiser for President Trump, and there is no way trump knows what soulcycle is [ laughter ] soulcycle, wow, is that show still on . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause according according to financial disclosures, more billionaires have donated to mayor Pete Buttigieg than any other democratic candidate well, he does have all the qualities theyre looking for in a candidate. Hes white [ laughter ] according to a new report [ applause ] nearly 10 of the unverified accounts President Trump has retweeted since he took office have been suspended from twitter. While the other 90 have been offered a cabinet position [ laughter and applause producers have announced that the next season of the fx Series American Crime story will chronicle the sex scandal between former president bill clinton and monica lewinsky. While the sex scandal between trump and Stormy Daniels will be the next season of American Horror story. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause today was National Beach party day. Its only one day now . Said brett kavanaugh. [ laughter and applause a socalled hotel for plants has opened in the uk that allows owners to leave their plants to be cared for while they go on vacation, though i think some customers are abusing the system [ laughter and applause mcdonalds has lost its trademark on the phrase, mc in the European Union this is a tough break, said Company Spokesman ronald donald. [ laughter ] a woman in Washington State was hospitalized on friday after being bitten by an octopus she put on her face for a picture. In the octopus defense, it was just trying to suction out the stupid [ laughter ] and finally, the Princeton Review recently named Syracuse University americas Number One Party school said people at syracuse, this is a school . [ laughter and applause ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause shes fabulous actress who starring in the new film the art of racing in the rain, Amanda Seyfried is here. So happy shes back. [ cheers and applause shes a legendary comedian who you can see in pose now in its Second Season on fx. Sandra bernhard, everybody [ cheers and applause and you know her from a wrinkle in time and hbos euphoria, and her new movie dont let go is in theaters later this month. Storm reid is here, you guys [ cheers and applause so its a great show im glad youre here before we get to all that, President Trump picked political fights and refused to take responsibility for his rhetoric as we visited dayton and el paso today. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause seth after four years of spewing racist and antiimmigrant vitriol, trump managed to tepidly read a script from a teleprompter on monday condemning bigotry of course, we all know by now that when trump reads something from a teleprompter, he doesnt actually mean it more often than not, its the first time hes even seeing it 10,000 known or suspested gang members controlled by large derners. He has worked in both houses of congress advising lawmarkers seth yes [ laughter ] lawmarkers as in congress should pass gun control now when they do, they can write it down with lawmarkers [ laughter ] i have a feeling trump doesnt even read these speeches first you can tell, because he does this thing where he reads a line and then he reacts to it in real time [ laughter ] you know that our nation was founded by farmers our independence was won by farmers. Our continent was tamed by farmers. So true. Seth i mean, its like [ laughter ] its like your mom reading her Fortune Cookie at dinner [ laughter ] a faithful friend is a strong defense. So true. [ laughter and applause and yet [ cheers and applause and yet, trumps aides and even some in the media are actually trying to pretend that this is a speech we were supposed to take seriously. And that trump actually meant what he said, despite everything we know about him from his campaign, his presidency and most of his adult life the accusation is that the culture he foments at his rallies leads to this kind of violence how do you respond to that that is absolutely ridiculous would it help if everyone were more careful with their language well, i think its pretty clear that the president came forth on monday and was very deliberate in what he wanted to say. Seth no, he wasnt trumps not deliberate in anything he does he doesnt even stand deliberately [ laughter ] i mean, look at him. He looks like hes on the deck of a ship about to tilt over [ laughter ] he stands like wile e. Coyote on those rocket skates. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause he looks like hes posing with jack on the bow of the titanic [ laughter ] not only was he not deliberate about what he said, he didnt even get the name of one of the cities right, when he, of course, said toledo even though the teleprompter said texas and ohio and now today, trump visited el paso and dayton where he was greeted by protesters and earlier this week ahead of his visit, the mayor of dayton offered this response to trumps mistake. We said sometime this week. I mean, ive heard that hes coming wednesday, but ive not gotten a call. And, you know, he might be going to toledo. I dont know seth and honestly [ laughter and applause maybe thats our best hope here. Trump accidentally goes to toledo, gets lost and spends the rest of his life as the announcer for the mud hens [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause anderson comes into the game batting. 250 so true. [ laughter ] in fact, trump was once again back to insulting other people on twitter again today going after el paso native beto orourke for calling trump a White Nationalist and blaming him for inciting racism, which he obviously has if you accused a normal person of being a white supremacist, they might be shocked and appalled and theyd definitely want to know why you think that. Instead, trump has responded by tweeting nasty insults trump wrote this. Beto phony name to indicate hispanic heritage orourke, who is embarrassed by my last visit to the great state of texas, where i trounced him, and is now even more embarrassed by polling at 1 in the democrat primary, should respect the victims Law Enforcement be quiet seth okay. First of all, you dont get to follow an insane screed mocking his name and his standing in the polls with respect the victims and be quiet. [ light laughter ] thats like if a librarian got up and screamed, everyone keep your [ bleep ] voices down [ cheers and applause second, he he should be quiet . Hes from el paso, consoling mourners, standing up for his community. You, meanwhile, never shut the hell up. For example, heres trump attacking joe biden later in the morning for comparing him to segregationist George Wallace. Joe biden says you have more in common with George Wallace than George Washington well, you know, joe is a pretty incompetent guy ive watched his interviews. Ive watched what he said and how he said it and i wouldnt have rated him very high in the first place, but joe biden has truly lost his fastball that i can tell you. Seth hes lost his fastball . Im sorry, you dont get to criticize someone elses fastball when immediately after that question you wander off [ laughter ] forget that your wife is standing off camera and then just stand there awkwardly in front of the cameras while you wait for her [ laughter and applause first of all, i love how he points to the puddle, and she just walks around it like, i [ bleep ] know theres a puddle. [ laughter ] second, why is his move when he gets lost to just stand completely still in front of the cameras . [ laughter ] does he not know we can still see him . [ laughter ] maybe i can change color to match the background [ laughter ] be green. [ light laughter ] in that same q a, trump also refused to take any responsibility whatsoever for is racist, antiimmigrant rhetoric and was asked about the rise of White Supremacy. Now, just last month trumps own fbi director said the fbi had recorded about 100 domestic terrorism arrests and that many investigations involve White Supremacy. But when he was asked about it, trump made this vague comment where he lumped together what he generally called any group of hate mr. President , how concerned are you about the rise of White Supremacy and what are you going to do about it i am concerned about the rise of any group of hate i dont like it. Any group of hate, i am whether its White Supremacy, whether its any other kind of supremacy. Seth what other kind of supremacy . [ laughter ] like, the bourne supremacy [ laughter ] trump still refused to take responsibility for the fact that he spent his campaign and presidency constantly repeating vile, racist, dehumanizing language about immigrants, and riling up his crowds with paranoid fantasies of invading caravans this is an invasion i was badly criticized for using the word, invasion. Its an invasion people hate the word, invasion, but thats what it is its an invasion of drugs and criminals and people mexico should step up and stop this onslaught, this invasion into our country the democrats want to invite caravan after caravan of illegal aliens into our country. [ booing ] a large group of people, they call it a caravan [ booing ] do you know how the caravan started . Does everybody know what this means . I think the democrats had something to do with it. Seth what is that move [ laughter ] he looks like one of those guys handing out free cds in times square check out my album. [ laughter ] now thats what i call racism. [ cheers and applause anyone anyone whos been paying any attention at all can see what trump is doing. Hes been inciting and promoting racism by using dehumanizing language about desperate migrants seeking asylum, whipping his crowds into a racist paranoid frenzy, and yet his allies on fox news continue to insist that the language trump uses, language echoed by White Supremacists is not racist heres fox friends host Brian Kilmeade trying to make that argument yesterday. When you have over 110,000 people coming a month, over a million last year, and then well over a million this year, if you use the term, its an invasion, thats not antihispanic, its a fact if the russians were coming through alaska, through canada, the president would be using the same language. Seth first of all, yes, it is racist. Second, no, trump would not use the same language if it was russians hed probably be out there to greet them like a limo driver at the airport. [ laughter and applause also, let me just say, in your hypothetical scenario, if there were refugees from russia or anywhere else fleeing poverty and violence and seeking asylum, they should be treated humanely with compassion just like anyone else using a different country doesnt help your argument it just makes you sound like even more of an ass [ bleep ]. Its like if your uncle called you a dick at thanksgiving and then said, so what, i said the same thing about your dad. [ laughter ] and then kilmeade kept going, also trying to defend the president s use of the word, infestation, another racist trope, but couldnt seem to get the words out of his mouth people want to look at the words, efenced efested inves invested or and look at what the president is saying. Seth whoa never a good sign when youre less eloquent than teleprompter trump. [ laughter ] so the president and his allies dont think he has any responsibility at all for the racist language hes used against immigrants who are now the targets of white supremacist violence then what about guns are republicans at least any more willing to tackle the gun violence epidemic in this country . Well, yesterday on fox, pennsylvania senator pat toomey said hes against regulating militarystyle assault weapons because they are, and this is his actually reason, popular you know, guns that are described as assault weapons are almost invariably no more powerful than ordinary hunting rifles they look different. You know, theyre painted black and theyve got features that an ordinary hunting rifle doesnt have but theyre no more lethal and what about magazine size . And theyre extremely popular, and so to ban an extremely popular firearm, im not going to support that. Seth you wont ban them, because theyre popular . You know what else is popular . Drugs. Like, all the drugs. [ laughter ] theyre all pop are you in favor of making all drugs legal, too, because if you are, i would like whatever Brian Kilmeade is smoking. [ laughter ] efenced efested inves invested [ laughter ] seth hey, you guys, you know whats a you know whats a funny word [ cheers and applause [ indiscernible so if we cant ban popular guns, what can we do to stop this epidemic of Mass Shootings that no other developed country on earth has to deal with Foxs Sean Hannity had an idea during a segment with a fox pundit, who is former secret service agent, turn every public space into a military installation id like to see the perimeter of every school in america surrounded, secured by retired police, which you are, retired secret service, which you are, military and i want guys to donate 15 hours i think that we could cover every school, every hour, every day, add a metal detector and i think were going to have safer schools. Have one armed guard on every floor of every school. All over every mall. The perimeter and inside every hall of every mall seth thats insane these lunatics want us to live in a police state where were surrounded by armed guards and metal detectors, because they wont give up their stupid assault weapons or hunting rifles or whatever the hell davy crock of [ bleep ] over here calls them. [ laughter ] the bottom line here is that the president refuses to take responsibility for the racist antiimmigrant vitriol he and his favorite rightwing Media Outlets use all the time and on top of that, theyre blocking common sense gun Safety Measures we know work in other developed countries. These are simple facts or as the president would say, theyre so true seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause well be right back with Amanda Seyfried, everybody [ cheers and applause announcer for more of seths closer looks be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. New magnum ice cream. Double sea salt caramel. Carefully made to be broken. 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She stars in the art of racing in the rain which opens in theaters friday. Lets take a look. Enzo, this is eve hi, enzo. What are you doing my First Impression of eve was as complicated as the scents in the air im not really much of a dog person a melange of produce, shampoo, and pheromones. Well, hes more person than dog. Denny was clearly taken with her grooming she probably bathed every day for all i knew does he always stare at people like this if he likes them. Seth please welcome back to the show, Amanda Seyfried, everybody. [ cheers and applause seth wow here i am seth is that your [ cheers and applause very happy youre here why are they doing that thats so nice seth so nice is that your first time working with Kevin Costner because thats Kevin Costner is the voice of the dog. Yeah. Boy. Um, yeah seth yeah. You know, robin hood was a was a very powerful movie for me in my childhood and its such a bummer that this is how i work with Kevin Costner. [ light laughter ] seth yeah, right like a true bummer. I met him the other night on the carpet seth yeah, the first time. That was your costar milo was here, he was saying the same thing. You, obviously, when you work with somebody who does a voiceover of the dog in the movie, you dont actually have them on set. Yeah, i mean, he was silent throughout the filming process seth right so weird. Seth you had to work with a dumb dog who couldnt do any of their lines. [ light laughter ] yeah, and then all of a sudden, big words are spewing out, like, at every angle. Its pretty great. Its also really cool, cause you dont know what to expect when you do a movie like that. Seth because of working with theres a whole element thats missing, which is the narration. Seth yeah. So, it must be strange, cause over the course of the movie youre, obviously, just taking long pauses in your dialogue it was basically, like, 70 of the point of the scene was just to make sure we got the dogs reaction ljlj milo and i were like weve got to be really prepared, because weve got to make sure the dog knows what hes doing. It was all about the dog it was, like, the big long fork and the chicken in the face. [ light laughter ] and so much about the dog. And so little about seth wait, whats the big long fork . Its just a so, when you work with animals, theres usually, like, a big long fork involved in every scene. And you see so milo and i would be doing this really heavy scene and there would be like psst, psst psst hey, hey, boy. Come on. Its just i mean, its its not distracting, cause id rather that than no dog. Seth yeah. If youre going to have and so they just have a big, long fork with, like, food on it to make the dog a fresh chicken seth wow and these dogs, there are about five of them three are, like, supporting dogs and the two are very, like leads. [ laughter ] the one was second on the call sheet and guess who was third. [ laughter ] seth oh, no me. Seth you were third on the call sheet i was, but its fine. Seth yeah. It was for a dog. Seth it was for a dog. Was there a notable difference between the two lead dogs and the three other dogs yeah. The well, no. Yeah sort of. I guess our lead dog, our hero dog, parker, whos, like, 80 in the movie was very calm. Like, very much like finn. Very soulful you could project anything emotional onto this dog. Seth yeah. You could believe that he was actually feeling what you were feeling whereas the other dogs were kind of, like, rambunctious seth they were desperate for their big break. They were, like, oh my god. Yeah [ laughter ] they were like giving too much and youre like, hey, dog. Giving too much missing the point, totally i mean, the older dog was actually the most rambunctious which is seth oh, thats funny. Yeah, thats nice. And this is based on the book, a book you had read, yes yeah, i read it right away. Seth and it was when it came out yes seth and it was actually is it true that it sort of influenced you to being a dog owner . It is absolutely the reason that i became, like, a true dog person and went out and got a dog, because i didnt grow up with dogs. Seth you mentioned finn, weve talked about your dog, finn, before on the show was finn excited that you were doing sort of a dogbased film no, not at all. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] not at all. Im sure seth any jealousy, like when you come home from the movie after working with other dogs, is finn yeah, he looks at me, rolls his eyes and walks away. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] which is fine no, he didnt seem to notice seth you have talked about in the past how you like to bring finn to have him in background of scenes of your movies yes seth did you try it with this or was it difficult definitely not. Seth yeah. There was no chance i mean, they were like, you cant bring your dog to set. And i was, like, i get it fair enough. Seth yeah. Theres going to be a dog there. Im fine as long as im covered. Seth yeah. But there was like it was not even a possibility seth cause finn is sort of a budding star in his own right. He has an Instagram Page yes he is absolutely yeah seth and, again, this Instagram Page, you get gold like this. Thats his own hair seth what . His own hair. Seth no, its not. Yes it is [ audience ohs ] [ applause ] its itching season, i dont know if you guys have dogs but hes really molting and matting and all these weird terms that i didnt know existed. And his hairs just falling out. So you have to brush him a lot and thats actually, i keep it what i do is, i wash it and then i have a Spinning Wheel and im learning how to spin fibers into yarn [ light laughter ] and that is absolutely what im doing, and im going to make something out of his fur seth then im assuming after that youll become a serial killer [ laughter ] i dont know whats next for me [ cheers and applause but you know, a world of possibilities. Seth i feel like if you, like, broke into a suspects house and there was, like, a knitting wheel and, like, dog hair, youd be, like, this is the killer [ laughter ] this is where they were this is where they were. Seth this is now, is this real, too . Did you yeah. Thats frankie franklin, the russian tortoise seth okay. [ audience aws ] and so you can put a turtle on your dogs head, and hes fine you name it, you can put it on his head. [ laughter ] a dog. You can find the smallest dog, put it on his head i swear it would work. Seth and this is very thematic so you have a farm yeah. Seth you have a lot of animals. Yeah. Seth and i guess this is a horse and its a donkey seth thats a donkey wearing a hat. Yeah. [ light laughter ] seth this seems to be thematic of you and your photos. Listen, as long as they seem fine about it. Seth yeah. You have chickens. I do have chickens. Seth do you eat your chickens eggs i eat the eggs almost daily seth is it the best . Theyre the best. Theyre the best [ light laughter ] i mean, you dont even need to, like, use butter or oil. Theyre just so delicious. It feels so good to be able to make your own like, i could survive a little bit on the farm if the world were to end seth yeah. And that makes me really happy. Seth yeah. You would [ laughter ] you would just have your eggs in the morning, and at night get under your dog blanket that you knitted yourself exactly thats exactly right i mean, how great my dog will always be around always seth thats very good. I i do think theres something exciting about, how many eggs im sorry for being ignorant, do you go out every day to check to see if there are eggs yeah, because you have to open their you have to have to be a responsibility chicken owner you have to close them up at night seth yes cause the whatever the seth cause they party yeah [ laughter ] yeah, you never know. Get behind a wheel seth right, exactly. You dont know what theyre going to do. You got to lock them in. [ light laughter ] so we do that. And then in the morning, i open it up before i feed. Seth and how many chickens do you have . Seven, right now. One rooster. Seth okay. So six hens. And so on a normal day, how many eggs can you get in the morning . Right now, cause it depends on the season, oddly enough, right now we get, like, three a day. Seth alright thats not bad. Different colors, too not that it matters. Same taste different color. Seth yeah. But thats good, exciting. So exciting cause seth yeah. I like to i see it, and im like, i should instagram this i hate that thats where my mind goes now seth yeah. I should instagram this i mean, you should make it look really cool. Seth yeah but you should just be in the moment with your eggs im not [ laughter ] seth youre not. Thats my problem and you know what . My daughter is starting to say, put down your phone. Put your phone down. Seth really . Do your kids do that . Seth my kids want to look at the phone. cause they dont so they like watching videos of themselves yeah. Totally. Yeah seth yeah. cause theyre like, basically for them, its like this piece its like a movie that theyre the star of every day. Yeah. Seth but they havent told me to put down the phone yet theyre always, like, put down the drink. Like, thats, you know [ laughter ] well seth you know. At least theyre watching out for you. Yeah already. Seth yeah. Thats great. Seth i want to you also my fatherinlaw had a pet goat that sadly passed away. You have a goat that looks dumb [ laughter ] i feel like people might think im mean right now, but im going to show this picture and hopefully people agree this looks like a dumb goat. [ laughter ] its a perfect example of another moment where i was not in the moment. Seth you were not in the moment and i was definitely taking this picture for Instagram Seth yeah, but i mean, whats the moment, like . Live in the moment, look at his butthole and his dumb [ laughter ] just dont make it about social media. Be with the goats butthole. But it was the tongue that really got me. Seth the tongue is pretty great. I was hoping people wouldnt notice that it was a bole shot itas really a tongue shot veiled veiling a butthole shot because really, whats seth yeah, you should use the crop function on your no. Because people seth thats also a photo. No, i wanted to get away with it, so i did it. My god, im a terrible person. Seth hey, thanks so much for coming back. 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Why is he dressed like a flamenco dancer . I can get over the outfit, but that makeup is terrible. Shadow always prefer a nude matte lip. Well, red is a tough color. Only tramps can pull it shocking you never could [ light laughter ] seth please welcome to the show, Sandra Bernhard, everyone. [ cheers and applause seth how are you im terrific. Seth im so happy to have you here i had a Power Breakfast this morning. Oatmeal and sardines seth wow ive been just going all day long seth thats so smart a good way to pace out your day. Well, you know, you need your omegas seth you need your omegas. And by the way any way you can get them. Seth it shows. Right im glowing. Seth i saw you backstage i knew that there were more omegas than normal [ cheers and applause thank you yeah, yeah seth so this for those who havent seen pose, it takes place in the 80s and 90s in new york. Right seth the lgbt ballroom scene. Yes seth and you play a nurse who is dealing with people who have aids. Seth through the aids crisis yes, thats right seth how did you get how did you find your way into this role well, i was actually on a flight from l. A. X. To kennedy, and i ran into judith light, whos a friend of mine seth fantastic actress, yeah and she was sitting in business, and i was back in coach. cause i never pay for myself to fly business seth yep unless, you know, a gig is paying seth right youll fly business. Oh, gladly. Yeah [ light laughter ] so on the way out, i ran into her and steven canals, whos one of the creators, and our lady j, who is a fabulous trans writer and actor and musician who works on pose as well. So we were on the escalator going down, you know, jfk has two sets of escalators and i was schmoozing with them and having you know, also afraid i was going to fall down the escalator. Thats a sidebar [ light laughter ] they didnt know that. And so by the time we got to baggage claim, i said, what have i got to lose . I said, hey, listen, you know, if theres anything that works for me in terms of a character, think of me. You know, id love to do something on pose. a week later, i got cast as nurse judy so it just goes to show you seth yeah. If you hang out at the baggage claim seth yeah. [ laughter and applause thats where a lot of people find their next job. [ cheers and applause you were you were living in new york at that time. Yes, living and doing my first onewoman show, without you im nothing, at the Orpheum Theater for six months seth which must have been an incredibly exciting time to be in new york city they all came everybody came to the show seth yeah. It was amazing, you know, from, i mean, john kennedy came, john kennedy jr. You know, which, i mean, tragically hes not with us anymore. People of that caliber and then just great Downtown Artists and groovy people and, you know, and the aids crisis was sort of ramping up during that time. But, you know, there was so much synergy and so much creativity in the city, because you could still live here then it wasnt all built up like, you know, hudson yards and all these crazy 20 million condos [ light laughter ] oh, yeah, i just bought a place for 10 million. You know 869 square feet. [ light laughter ] so, you know, there was a lot of stuff happening. So, then to, like, 30 years later, you know, to be cast in this role and be with these incredible trans actors and actresses who are just so talented mj rodriguez indya moore. The whole cast you know, cause back in those days, everybody who was trans was marginalized seth mmhmm. They would never in a million years have been cast in a Mainstream Television show so i try to, like, you know, let the kids in on what it was like then they just look at me and go, youre boring me. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] does it i mean, it must be looking at the art scene now and what it feels like to be an artist in new york because it was all word of mouth then, obviously, before social media. Even the people that found their way to your show, it must have just been that they heard it was a show worth seeing. Well, i mean, youd read the newspapers it was, you know, it was the kind of the, you know, Rolling Stone and all the great, you know, free papers of the time. The village voice. Seth yeah. And, you know, you just picked up the phone and called people back then, which was such a great, you know, concept seth youve been in new york for a long time. Are you one of those new yorkers now who have had the same neighbors for a long time . Do you know your neighbors well . No, i think of myself as sort of the mayor of chelsea. Seth okay, yeah. [ light laughter ] matter of fact, i just called in a 311 emergency, because theres a building on the end of the street where they were doing some reconstruction, but people were bringing their garbage. So i called 311 and said its a health hazard. Theres, you know, theres rodents. Theres flies. So they came, and they cleaned it up. I was very proud of myself seth do they know you when you call 311 are they like, hi, sandra. No, no, no. They say, would you like to remain anonymous i said, no, but im going to. [ laughter ] nothing would make you happier than for you to know that Sandra Bernhard is trying to clean up this city [ cheers and appla where bill de blasio wont, i thought i would step in. Seth yeah. Sidebar but, anyway, so i have this neighbor, you know, shes wonderful. Her name is renee. She lives in a governmentfunded building, which is in the middle of all these great brownstones on my street and every time i walk past her, she goes, hey, sandy, when you going to be on tv again . [ light laughter ] so shes asked me, like, three times a day. So i have to, like, kind of give her my rundown so then they did a really nice profile on me recently in the new yorker about pose. And so we went to visit this, you know, place, and they interviewed renee a little bit so i ran into renee last week. She goes, hey, sandy, did you see the nice piece on me in that magazine . [ laughter ] and then as an afterthought, cause then she thought maybe id feel bad, she said, when are you going to be on tv again . [ laughter ] i said, thanks for nothing, renee. Seth do people come up to you in the street, especially if youre the mayor of chelsea, do you get approached well, in a very nice, casual way. Seth thats good the other day i was walking my dog, george we all have dogs in new york city. Seth we do my rescue and i was i was turning on my block. Every time i cross the street, if somebodys making a left ill stop and hold out my hand. Seth yeah. Because, you know, people in new york dont always stop for you when you have your dog so the guy turned the corner he slowed down i got nervous. I thought, oh god, i dont want to have some sort of like, you know, dustup with somebody but he was a very, very cool guy. He rolled down, he goes, honey, i would never run you over whats happening, sandy . Youre a great actress. [ laughter ] i said, its just my dog i was worried about, thank you, baby. [ laughter ] it was just, like, this great new york moment. Seth new york city, there it is you know. [ cheers and applause seth best city in the world. The best. Seth well, one of the reasons its the best is someone like you being here. Thank you so much for making time for us tonight. What a delight [ cheers and applause im so glad to be here. Seth Sandra Bernhard, everybody. Pose airs tuesdays on fx shes performing november 21st through the 23rd at the faena theater in faena hotel in miami beach. For a full list of dates go to sandrabernhard. Com well be right back with storm reid [ cheers and applause in our schools today. Sports have gone away. Kids just want to play. So, this is what we say. So, this is what we say. Bring back the tigers. Your mighty, mighty tigers. [cheering sounds] bring back the tigers. Across the country, schools are having to cut sports. Im tony the tiger and im on a mission to fix that. Buy a box and help all kids be tigers. No i, i cant feel the heat yet dont let it catch you i cant feel the heat dove mefor the pregamet care for the ballgame for the postgame dove men plus care sport care designed for every position you play ok who. Iall of us. Old navy . His stripes, her dots, my spots, its all old navy honey. Really . We cool . Yea. 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No, its not a joke why would any of this be a joke . Come on no stop explain whats going on. Seth please welcome to the show, storm reid, everyone [ cheers and applause seth hi, storm how are you . Im great, how are you . Seth im so happy youre here thank you seth you are, i believe, the youngest guest weve ever had on the show congratulations. Yes [ cheers and applause thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Im honored to be here and this is actually my first late night appearance. Seth oh, well, now im honored. Celebration [ cheers and applause seth you have to be 16 to be in our audience. So you just turned 16 in july. I just turned 16. So, i just made it seth you just made it. I just made it. Seth because security would have stopped you at that door. No, no, no, no, no. We dont care who you are. Youre not enough youre not old enough seth whatd you do to celebrate . I went to a restaurant called opaque it was like a family and friends dinner and i had no idea what was going on i just told my mom and my sister that i wanted, like, a dinner experience seth oh, wow so it was actually eating dinner in the dark seth oh, i heard about this. Yeah yes so i was terrified, and i actually shed a few tears before i went into the restaurant but actually, the servers and the waiters were blind so i actually had to step outside of myself and not be so selfish, because why wouldnt i be able to spend an hour in a dark room . Seth sure. When these people have to spend their entire lives like this so it was actually an amazing experience seth and i hear that one of the parts of that experience is, you just have a better sense of, like, how the food tastes and everything, all your other senses are heightened. Right yes. You have to rely on your senses. And you have to, like, find your food and be able to really listen to conversation cause thats all you can really rely on. Seth yes so it was trippy. Seth thats cool yes seth now, the clip from that film, you were very confused yes seth and i am, too okay. [ laughter ] thats fair. Thats fair. Seth tell us a little bit about whats going on in this movie. Yes so the movie consists of ashley, who i play, and Jack Radcliff who David Oyelowo plays. And basically hes a cop and he gets a call that his family has died, but then he gets a phone call from his deceased niece and shes two weeks in the past. So then they try to figure out how they can change the chain of events that happened seth oh, fantastic yeah. Seth this is not your first timethemed film no. Seth you were in a wrinkle in time. Yes, i was. Seth youre one of our great time genre actors. Mmhmm. [ cheers and applause thank you. Seth what was that like to be able to work with ava duvernay shes so incredible seth yeah, shes amazing shes so hands on and so sweet. And she really cares about the people that shes working with and no matter who you are, where you come from, what your gender is, as long as you can do the job, she wants you so im glad to have had that experience seth and of course, that experience also included reese, mindy, and oprah yes seth i mean, that i cant imagine what that was like as a young actor. [ cheers and applause incredible. Yes. So incredible. To have all of those ladies in my corner to pour into me and to, like, have a group chat with them is pretty cool. So im pretty official seth yeah, youre pretty [ laughter ] and that was a great, great family film, obviously youre also in euphoria which is not for the whole family. Right [ cheers and applause yes. Seth that is the opposite. Congratulations. Youre going to have another season yes . Yes, im very excited seth is it a show that is enjoyable to make . I find it its a wonderful show i find it very hard to watch yes seth im worried about youth. [ laughter ] yeah, it is it is hard to watch, but i feel like we are having conversations about the things that teenagers are going through. And were trying to bridge the disconnect between older people and younger people so hopefully we are impacting lives, and im excited to be a part of it seth and its just so i will say as an older person, its nice to have a bridge reached out. [ laughter ] youre not, like, i wasnt trying to call you old seth uhhuh. But, like, just, wiser. Is wiser better . Seth no. [ laughter ] okay. Okay seth refined or maybe, like, recently 20. Okay. Recently 20. Seth yeah. Lets do that seth yeah, newly 20. Newly 20. Seth yeah. Maybe 21. Seth yeah. Maybe. And then zendaya, you work with her. Have you been a fan of hers for a long time . I have. Ive admired her my entire life basically since shake it up and i actually had the chance to meet her at a ben jerrys when i was about 9. Seth how do you have a chance to meet zendaya at a ben jerrys . So theres a Burbank Town Center in california and i was going to the movies, and i walk into the ben jerrys, going to get ice cream, mommy and daughter date. And i get my ice cream and i see someone that i recognize in my peripheral vision so i turn around and its her. And i stand there for about three minutes straight just not saying anything. And my mom got fed up at some point and was like, we have to go or were going to miss the movie. So i got the courage to go say hello, got a picture and it was the best day of my life seth thats fantastic. Im sure she was happy when that moment happened, cause until then, you were a weirdo who was just standing. Right [ laughter ] exactly. Im pretty sure she was like, this little girl needs to come on and say hello and just get out of here. Seth you work with your mother, yeah yes, i do we have a Production Company together called a seed and wings. Its me, my sister and my mother were producing right now, and hopefully well go out to town with our first project very soon so were excited to be just giving people opportunities and also making a seat at the table for ourselves and just creating that narratives that reflect the real world seth well thank you so much for being here thank you seth its been such a delight to get to talk to you. Thank you [ cheers and applause seth storm reid, everybody dont let go is in theaters everywhere august 30th well be right back. [ cheers and applause this is a surface laptop 2. And this is a real person named mackenzie book. Hi, im mac book. So mac, which laptop lasts longer . Surface laptop lasts longer. Hmm, interesting. And which ones faster . This ones faster. Really . Amazing. Which one has a better touchscreen . The surface has a better touchscreen. 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