Transcripts For KNTV Late Night With Seth Meyers 20240714

[ light laughter ] probrexit politician Boris Johnson was officially elected today to become the uks next prime minister. Great. In 70 years, the uk has gone from Winston Churchill to a roady for spinal tap [ light laughter ] President Trump continued his attacks on minority congresswomen today tweeting the quote, aoc plus three are a nightmare for america. Although technically for trump, anything that involves math is a nightmare. [ laughter and applause aoc plus three, how do you how do you add letters to a number . Several bars in washington, d. C. Will open early tomorrow so people can watch special counsel Robert Muellers congressional testimony. So by dinnertime, youll be just like the mueller report, mostly blacked out. [ laughter ] [ applause ] according to a new poll, despite senator Elizabeth Warren having a 67 approval rating, just 4 of voters say they see her as likable. Now, lets see what happens when we change her name to Warren Elizabeth oh [ laughter ] okay thats very interesting. The fda has released a new antiteen vaping ad that features a street magician performing a trick that turns ecigarettes into traditional cigarettes because if theres one group of people teens will definitely listen to, its street magicians. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause macys is being accused of fat shaming customers after its Flagship Store in manhattan began selling plates with marked rings indicating serving sizes with names like mom jeans, favorite jeans, and skinny jeans, not to mention this giant tub that says dad jeans. [ laughter and applause according to new data, the highest paying job on average in new york is anesthesiologist because its the state with the highest concentration of people who dont want to feel anything. [ light laughter ] producers at Warner Brothers have struck a deal with coffee bean and tea leaf to offer special items based on characters from the sitcom friends including the joey, which is a mango cold brewed tea, the rachel, which is a mata latte, and the ross which is the bathroom key [ laughter and applause thats right, producers have struck a deal with coffee bean to offer special items based on the characters from friends. Unfortunately, they have nothing for you if you take your coffee black. [ audience ohs ] [ light laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause no, no, thats the right order well do bathroom key then well kill them with the black joke. [ light laughter ] no, you dont want to flip it. [ light laughter ] hes a former representative from texas and a current 2020 president ial candidate beto orourke is joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause you can see her in the new movie, good boys, opening in theaters on august 16th. Our friend, retta, is back, everyone [ cheers and applause were always so happy to see her. And you can see her in the dramatic new hbo series, euphoria. Hunter schafer is joining us tonight. So its a great show [ cheers and applause before we get to any of that, a kansas city moms car was stolen at a gas station recently, so she tracked the thief down and stole it back. [ light laughter ] which brings us to a segment called, the kind of story we need right now. [ cheers and applause seth this is Danielle Reno a couple weeks ago she pulled into a gas station, got out of her car, and when she did, someone else jumped in it and drove away so she did what any normal person would do. She filed a Police Report and then in a move that can only be described as abnormal, she hunted the car down herself. Danielles cell phone and wallet were still in the car, so she started tracking the thiefs location on the phones gps and crossreferencing that with charges the thief was making on her credit card. This is the kind of story we need right now while the rest of u. S. Well the rest of us, excuse me, are watching the news every day feeling helpless, this woman watched taken and was like, i can do that. [ laughter ] but for my car. [ applause ] so what happened next . Danielle showed up at each of the stores where the thief had used her credit card, talked to employees and looked for clues to be clear, this woman has no previous Law Enforcement experience shes just a mom trying to get to the bottom of a crime and if youve ever come home after curfew smelling like weed, you know moms solve crimes [ cheers and applause it is too bad. It is too bad. Shes not a detective because Danielle Reno is a kickass detective name Danielle Reno sounds like the main character on a show on tnt. [ laughter ] so finally, after two days of intense Mariska Hargitay role playing, danielle had a break in the case she showed up to a different gas station where the thief had recently used her card and learned that he had just missed them but one of the gas station attendants had overheard the thief making plans to have lunch at applebees. Because even criminals in your neighborhood like to eat good. [ light laughter ] also i guess the lesson here is if youre doing something shady at a gas station, whisper, because it turns out the gas station attendants are listening to you [ light laughter ] so danielle was off to applebees but because this story takes place in america, her hometown has multiple applebees. So she and her friends split up and each went to a different location to wait this is the kind of story we need right now nothing this cool ever happens at applebees. Only two things ever happen there, coworkers birthdays and custody handoffs [ audience ohs ] [ light laughter ] also, how cool is it to be friends with Danielle Reno most moms call you and invite you to book club danielles like, are you free for a stakeout [ laughter ] so danielles chilling in a booth lying in wait probably sipping on Something Like this when the thief walks in. Danielle walks out, finds her car in the parking lot and drives away because you know mom has a spare key. Then [ cheers and applause then she called the police, but not before livestreaming her victory on facebook. Oh, my god. So before i call the cops, i wanted to show you guys what i just found by doing our own stalking. And i am going to pull into this parking lot and call 911 shes about to get her ass arrested because we [ bleep found her. [ cheers and applause seth now, i know i know [ cheers and applause youre not supposed to use the phone while youre driving but i think we can make an exception when the driver is actively solving a crime [ light laughter ] maam, you wanna tell me what youre doing driving while on your phone . Yeah. Your job. [ laughter ] danielle called the cops they arrested the thief and she got her car back plus, her show got greenlit for season two [ light laughter ] these days, the world is full of people committing crimes and getting away with it so, thank you, Danielle Reno, for catching at least one of them, because this is the kind of story we need right now [ cheers and applause well be right back with beto orourke, everybody [ cheers and applause this is a surface laptop 2. And this is a real person named mackenzie book. Hi, im mac book. So mac, which laptop lasts longer . Surface laptop lasts longer. Hmm, interesting. And which ones faster . This ones faster. Really . Amazing. 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Seth im wonderful and, fred, its so great having you around i dont think people fully appreciate what a learning experience is having you as a friend, because youre a renaissance man. A comedian, a musician, a writer but one thing people dont know about you, and i did not even know about you til you brought up recently is that you are an art connoisseur fred yeah. Seth and [ laughter ] you were saying backstage you have an art historians knowledge of every painting ever painted. Fred every painting. Yeah [ laughter ] seth this isnt just something you made up to impress me this is a real thing fred its real [ laughter ] seth and so if i test it right now, this wont be a situation where were both embarrassed at the end of it no, please test me. Seth okay. [ laughter ] time once again for the segment called fred armisen art aficionado. [ cheers and applause seth fred, this is renoirs masterpiece girls at the piano. Tell us everything you, an art historian, knows about this classic painting fred oh, yes [ laughter ] yes, yes, yes. Well, its one of the first paintings made partially with mustard. [ laughter ] he used a bunch of mustard for the yellows. [ laughter ] and it was really, you know, the reaction now we accept it like, okay, we see that its two people, you know, playing piano and reading notes. But at the time, this was very shocking its a very shocking [ laughter ] anything depicting Musical Instruments and people playing instruments was very shocking at the time [ laughter ] so people seth so obviously people had pianos at the time, right . Fred yeah, but they werent depicted seth oh. [ laughter ] fred you know, we take it for granted now but people so when they debuted this, people just fainted and they just [ laughter ] seth was there, like, a show, was there, like a i dont know, how did art work in the day like, how did you first show a painting to people fred it was in sort of a glass gallery. And they would show it there, it was, like, just the one painting and they would sort of unveil it and people just fainted. They would see it and like [ laughter ] you know, especially because theyre facing one direction, you see them, theyre facing left that was a huge shock. At the time, paintings were [ laughter ] they were all straighton and they were just people. Seth oh. So they were not even accustomed to paintings where people werent making eye contact with the painter . Fred which is what made him a genius it was profiles. Finally in art, there were profiles seth wow, so this was sort of a doublebarreled blow to people that it was both a piano depicted and profiles. Fred yes, and also the use of mustard seth yeah. Now, the mustard seems to have kept over the years pretty well. Fred i think so, too [ laughter ] seth give it up for fred armisen, everybody. [ cheers and applause our first guest tonight represented texas 16th Congressional District and was a 2018 senate candidate. Hes now a democratic candidate for president. Please welcome to the show beto orourke. [ cheers and applause seth how are you im im great. I [ cheers and applause yeah seth very happy youre here. I just met fred armisen seth yeah. Backstage before the show started. And always been a huge fan of his. Including a cover that he did of the clashs cover, police on my back which just blew my mind when i saw on youtube. So, honored to be with you, fred yeah seth yeah, so you and this is a real thing about you that you are a great lover of punk rock. You were in the 90s a punk rocker fair to say . Id like to think somewhere inside i still am. Seth yeah. Seth, yeah. [ laughter ] seth do you think the punk rocker that is still inside you is surprised that you, the outside you, is running for president . [ laughter ] yeah. Maybe just a little bit, but ill tell you, this campaign at its best has a doityourself ethic and spirit we dont take a dime from a single Political Action committee or corporation or special interest or lobbyist its all people, all the time, driving from one town to the next, showing up, telling our story but listening to the stories of others. Which was kind of like touring in a punk rock band in the 1990s [ laughter ] a little bit seth yeah. Yeah. Seth probably a nicer car situation. Yes, yeah [ laughter ] we were touring in a we called it the lumber wagon it was a Station Wagon with four guys, our amps, the drum kit and maybe one change of clothes per person seth yeah. [ laughter ] and then on the road for the entire summer, but one of the best ways to spend that part of our lives, and its still with me its still with me seth thats fantastic. I also want to ask, you were in brooklyn last night doing an event. You used to live in brooklyn yeah. Seth is this a true story that you had a trampoline yeah. Seth on your roof that you got from busta rhymes . So [ laughter ] [ cheers ] seth and now, again, i by the way, i get that this is a thing that a lot of candidates have [ laughter ] yeah. The answer is yes. So a roommate of ours, it was either dylan or stephan was working on the set of a busta rhymes video seth uhhuh. Somehow came home with a trampoline and then managed to assemble it on the roof of the building that we were living in on wallabout street in williamsburg in 1996 and it doesnt sound like the safest thing in the world but here we were jumping on a trampoline on the top of a building everyone survived. Seth im sure by the way, im sure busta rhymes checked it to make sure its safe [ laughter ] totally seth i mea if youre going to get one that you can trust for safety, thats it [ laughter ] busta rhymes, every time. Seth i want to ask, because were coming up next week, another round of these debates ten candidates two different nights it does seem like one of the hardest parts is sort of differentiating yourself from other candidates with whom you share a lot. Obviously. You ran against ted cruz in a senate campaign. Do you ever miss how easy it was to be different from ted cruz . [ laughter and applause where is ted cruz when you need him seth yeah, exactly [ laughter ] you know what seth very rarely uttered, and yet, here we are yeah [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause true. You know, what was so great about that campaign in texas, beyond getting a chance to run against ted cruz, was running in a state that had been taken for granted. Really written off ranked 50th in voter turnout and in addition to getting to debate him, we went to every single one of the 254 counties in that state. So no matter how big or blue, we showed up because we didnt want to take it for granted no matter how small or red or rural, we showed up there, too, because we didnt want to write you off. Some places had voted for donald trump 96 in the 2016 election. One place, archer county, that we went to, no candidate from senate from either party had shown up in 70 years when lbj dropped out of the sky in a helicopter in 1948, landed on the courthouse grounds and walked over to the American Legion hall it had been that long since anyone had shown up to listen to them so that was what was so exciting and at the end of the day, we turned out in record numbers won more votes than any democrat had in the history of the state of texas it was really an extraordinary election [ cheers and applause seth and you won a lot of i think i think it was almost about a half a million votes of people that voted for greg abbott. Thats right. Seth a republican, who also voted for you. So this is, i think, one of the reasons why there was enthusiasm for the idea of you running is maybe you can connect people who dont agree usually with a democratic candidate obviously, theres a scalability question with the United States versus i mean, again, dont get me wrong, texas is pretty impressive but as far as size is that your plan here, is just to sort of get wheels down everywhere you can absutely. Thats the consistent theme, from being on the road with the guys in the band 25 years ago, to being on the road across 254 counties of texas. To this weekend being at the diving elk, a great bar in sioux city and taking questions from people who were there, introducing myself, and then going to sioux center which is one of the most, if not the most, conservative places in the state of iowa and not writing anybody off. And not asking whod you vote for for president last time . What party do you belong to . Who do you pray to, who do you love [ speaking spanish ] i do not care. Just tell me whats important to you right now. Were Americans First before were anything else. And i got to tell you, in addition to showing up with the courage of our convictions, talking about what we want to see for america, im learning so much by listening to people about whats important to them in their lives and they never asked about polling. They never ask about fundraising. They dont care about the horse race they want to know how theyre going to afford Prescription Medication or how were going to get Mental Health care, not as a function of luck or fortune, but as a human right that every single american can depend on. And think thats something that unites us across the differences that we have in this country right now. [ cheers and applause seth it it strikes me that, you know, from what i know about you, it strikes me that you believe youre someone who thrives in that situation where you can get local with people. You can be in, you know, bars or restaurants talking to them in the places they live is it as you prepare for these debates, especially ones where it will be you and nine other people onstage, and you know, short answers, is it frustrating to then take that same message that given the luxury of a little bit more time with people you feel like gets across versus what youll be up again next week . Short answer is yes seth yeah. [ light laughter ] its a very different experience to try to package a really complex policy issue and reflect what youve learned from everyone that youve listened to in america into 60 seconds and in an attempt to do that while nine other people are talking over you simultaneously. And yet thats what weve got to do thats where we are right now. And my task is to come through as strong and clear as possible to define this as a moment of truth. Youve got somebody holding mass rallies saying send them back, four members of congress who happen to be women of color. Someone who is locking up kids in cages someone who has the deaths of six children who are in our care in custody on the u. S. mexico border on his hands, on our conscience we got to stand up to be counted right now. And i want to make sure that we come through and this marks the best period Going Forward for the United States of america that we stood up to this challenge. We stood up to this bully and we revealed ourselves to be an ambitious, aspirational people, defined not by fear but our courage and our confidence and the resolve that we show in order to accomplish these ambitious goals. [ cheers and applause seth with i think one perspective you have thats really unique is, obviously, you know, youre from el paso. Its a border town and can you speak to what we might all be getting wrong about the border not just with how republicans have treated the situation there but how democrats have as well yeah. So, el paso, texas, my hometown, is connected with Ciudad Juarez and they form the largest binational community in the hemisphere theres 3 million of us who are joined, not separated, by the rio grande river, speaking two languages. Coming from these two countries that form something greater than the sum of the people or the parts involved and el paso is one of, if not the safest cities in america, not despite, but because its a city of immigrants and Asylum Seekers and refugees so what so many people get wrong right now is thinking that mexico or mexicans or immigrants are a threat their very presence makes us stronger and safer and more secure and so if immigration is a problem, it is the best possible problem this country could have. Its time that we rewrite our immigration laws in our own image. Never again cage a child reunite those families whove been separated free every single dreamer from any fear of deportation. And this becomes a stronger, better, more successful country for it [ cheers and applause seth so all right. Thats yeah. Seth yeah. [ cheers and applause thank you seth now you know whats going to happen, though. Now that you did that, someone else is going to use it at the debate before you. [ laughter ] gave it away. Seth you i do want to ask, obviously, its a crowded field. I do think its very early, and certainly historically, what we see in polling now is not borne out as a result of any president ial election. Were a ways out but i think some people have asked, youre obviously this incredibly talented candidate. Certainly those in the Democratic Party said you look, youre a great congressman. You came really close. Maybe the best use of you isnt here with everybody else because all these talented people who are now putting their attention and obviously only one of them can get a shot at this how do you do you ever have doubts and think, oh, maybe this was the wrong thing for me to aim for right now . No, i never think that. Im doing what i feel is the most important way for me to contribute to this countrys success because i dont think that any one person is going to defeat donald trump or bring this divided country together again. I think its really going to take a movement. And a movement that doesnt care if you live in a big city or a small town, if youre an independent, a democrat, or republican a movement of all of us. And more than 100,000 people have signed up to join this campaign to volunteer or knock on doors hundreds of thousands have donated 5 or 10 or 15 bucks. We have the greatest volunteers in the country working their hearts out right now and they all know that this is a marathon and theres going to be highs. Theres going to be lows but through that, we must persist and its the only way that were going to be successful and secure that nomination, defeat donald trump, and then meet the ambitions of this country and see these great priorities through once were in office in 2021 seth all right well, thanks so much for making the time for us. [ cheers and applause thank you, yeah appreciate it, sir seth stay hydrated out there. I will. Seth beto orourke, everybody. Well be right back with retta thank you [ cheers and applause good morning. Good night. The allnew versa the most techadvanced car in its class. This is nissan intelligent mobility. And these new highrise slim straights are it. Take that jane fineberg. Take what . Jane i see youre still a weirdo. Made a whole career of it babe. Shop up to 50 off jeans. Thats up to 50 off. 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Now that you know that hpv can lead to certain cancers, dont wait. Talk to your childs doctor today. [ cheers and applause seth you know our next guest from shows such as good girls and parks and recreation. You can see her next in good boys which is in theaters everywhere on august 16th. Lets take a look. Lasagna and soda . Dont tell our parents you gave me this. Your kid is hilarious were getting a divorce what do you mean . Ill tell you, everythings going to stay the same we promise. Will we still watch this is us together yes of course. Thats our favorite show thats our family show. Except now youre going to see it on two different tvs. In two different houses youll have to watch the episode twice. Twice the fun me and your mama, were still best friends, right . Hmmmm. [ laughter ] seth please welcome back to the show, our friend, retta, everybody. [ cheers and applause seth welcome back, retta why, thank you, seth. Seth ive been thinking about you lately because i owe you an incredible debt of gratitude. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do [ light laughter ] i made your dreams come true is what i did seth you made my dreams come true we did a thing on our show a few years ago, day drinking with the meyers. I went day drinking with my brother. Then i did it again with my mom. And then you reached out youve been a guest on the show a few times. We were friends. You said, ill do the day drinking with seth it had never occurred to me to do it with guests on the show. That was the first domino that led to me day drinking with rihanna. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause i mean youre welcome. Seth yeah. I mean, ill never be able to repay you. I mean, i so when i watched day drinking with the meyers, i was like, i want in. [ laughter ] especially i lucked out with your mom, because your mom can take it to the head. Seth yeah. She is no holds barred. Shes like, im waiting on you seth yeah. So i was like, oh, i can drink, too so i was very excited about it and then but and then i know, like, i know you love you some riri seth i do, yes you le, like, almost a little uncomfortable seth now were normal friends. And its not weird anymore [ laughter ] okay. So i remember you posted on instagram, like, a little clip and i literally gasped when i saw it i was actually with your brother. Seth were you really yes we went to cabo. We went to cabo for a business birthday it was another celebrity its not a big deal. We all hang out. [ laughter ] and we were in of course, we were at the swimup bar. [ laughter ] seth everything about this this is a picture i love yes. As one is one to do and i was like, yo, i see seth met his girl hes like, right [ laughter ] then i was like, i feel like i made that happen seth you did i feel like i made that happen seth yes, so thank you very much, again. A debt that will never be repaid i appreciate it so much. [ cheers and applause we always talk you are were very similar, we Love Television youre a lover of tv and you like to recap television you like to tweet. I think you like to bring peoples eyes to shows who maybe dont feel like theyre getting enough love. You had to upgrade your house due to your television obsession. So i got a new house and i did some renovations and so i was, like, deciding, i was trying to say where i was putting the tvs. I had a guy helping me with the design my friend, adrian. So i was like, i need a tv so i was like, i need one here on the lanai. I need it in the living room im going to need one in the kitchen. Im going to need it in my office then obviously, the media room i was like, im going to need it in the bathroom and my dressing room and then in my bedroom. Oh, the guest room the only room in my house that doesnt have it is the guest bathroom seth wow [ light laughter ] he says, he goes, im a little concerned its going to start looking like a sports bar. I was like, thats the dream, homie [ cheers and applause thats the dream seth you anything anything you want to shout out anything youre loving right now . I mean, i feel like everybody at this point knows that fleabag is seth the best. Second season is the perfect season [ cheers and applause seth its perfect television it was perfect tv as was the episode i dont want to give anything away, the episode with the little girl in barry. Seth yeah, amazing i feel like that should have been submitted for an oscar. Seth yeah. I think it will still win some awards youre right incredible cinema. Perfect episode seth did you watch chernobyl . No. Seth its really good. Yeah . Seth yeah. I know thats a weird thing to say. Yeah. [ laughter ] seth but its really good. Yeah . Seth you know why . Because its, like, a problem thats not today [ laughter ] you know what i mean like, if they made it the year like if they made it the week aft chernobyl youd be like, i cant, i have too much chernobyl. Too soon. Seth too soon. But right now, youre like, this is a Nice Distance from chernobyl. [ laughter ] okay. Maybe ill check it out. Seth yeah. I dont know seth its weird that we live in a time where its like, oh, enough of the news i just got to chill out and watch chernobyl. [ laughter ] thats where were at right now. Yeah. [ applause ] its really i mean, thats i had to stop. I mean, god bless our friends in it, but i had to stop the handmaids tale because i was, like, its getting too real. And then, like, the First Episode of season two, i was like, im out. Seth yeah. I was like, im out seth i mean, its such incredible television. But i think it speaks to the amount of, its like, emotional weight that you can sometimes be like, oh, boy. Yeah. Sick to my stomach seth yeah. I decided, like, i dont watch horror movies anymore. Seth really . Im in a place in my life, i. E. , im old, that i dont want anything thats just going to make me unhappy or uneasy. Im not going to bring that on on myself. Seth you know how were watching tv right now, because we have a 1yearold and a 3yearold, is we watch ten minutes a night and then one of us falls asleep and the other one doesnt know and then the next night, we try to watch tv again and were like, what when did this happen we have to go back exactly seth its basically i think it takes me 85 minutes to watch 60 minutes of television with my wife [ laughter ] see, i dont miss a lot because all my tvs in my house are connected to the same box. I pause as i move from room to room seth really . Thats why i have seth you are fully like one of those youre like a best buy commercial yeah. I make my coffee i dont have to stop seth so as long as you dont accidentally get locked in the guest bathroom, youre [ bleep ]. Youre good to go. Thats your Twilight Zone. [ light laughter ] your Twilight Zone is, like, finally i can watch all my television when they were working on my bathroom, i was like, oh, this is going to be ten minutes of nothing. [ laughter ] im going to have to use the guest bathroom seth youre in a movie called good boys. Which looks hilarious. And then good girls is coming back on nbc, which is really exciting [ cheers and applause are you guys have you started shooting yet no, we dont start for another two months seth oh, wow good, so you got a little bit more summer . I need to go to work. Seth oh. Youre getting anxious yeah, because im just eating and drinking i had so much tequila backstage. Seth wait, what . [ laughter ] by the way, sarah poured it i said, i want some tequila gives me little bit of a kick. Seth yeah. And my publicist made me a vodka and tonic. I was like, you know what . She was like, do you want tequila . I was like, yes, please. So sarah went and made one because she got the ice to shake it and she brought it in and i was like, thats a mug of tequila. And it was so and i still drank it seth oh, thats good [ laughter ] i drank all of it seth im glad you did. [ cheers and applause i want our times together to be celebratory. Next time well have one at the desk i will toast you in gratitude. It is always so great to see you. Thank you so much for being here thanks for having me. [ cheers and applause seth retta, everybody. Good boys is in theaters everywhere on august 16th. Well be right back with Hunter Schafer [ cheers and applause Hunter Schafer [ cheers and applause farther than ever before. Reachs with more engineers. More towers. More coverage its a network that gives you freedom from big cities, to small towns, were with you. Because life can take you almost anywhere, tmobile is with you. No signal goes farther or is more reliable in keeping you connected. 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Like it started with bad and then it was clothes. Then it was makeup and eventually hormones. I just kind of kept leveling up. So what level are you at now . I dont know. I definitely havent reached my full pathway seth please welcome to the show, Hunter Schafer, everyone [ cheers and applause seth welcome to the show, hunter thank you seth this is very exciting this is your acting debut. Yeah. Seth you found out about this job via instagram eah. Seth how does that happen . Casting kind of went allout with searching everywhere for the cast members, and i just remember seeing it, like, on a story somewhere and people were trying to get each other to audition and then i got a call from my model agency and they asked me to come in seth then you got it then it happened. Seth the show for people who dont watch its intense. Yes seth i think thats safe to say. Yeah. Seth graphic at times. Yourharacter goes through some stuff that is even hard to explain. Yeah. Seth with that said, those were part of your audition, right . Yeah. Seth so those actual scenes i did not realize that you had to do that intense work. Yeah, i so didnt get, like, full episodes at first i kind of just got, like, three scenes and i have like, two pretty intense scenes in the First Episode. And it was two of those scenes and then another one about, like, a taking [ bleep ] pic tutorials. [ light ughter seth thats great that thats the one we can explain out loud yeah [ laughter ] just to set a baseline for you and then well just do the [ bleep ] pic ones, thats our fun one. Yeah. Seth did you feel i cant imagine how intense it must be to, like, sort of put yourself out there as an audition and then you walk out, did you feel good about it . Did you think, oh, i think i may have a chance . I dont know. I didnt really have any idea what i was doing but, like, but, i mean, it just it got kind of more comfortable as the auditions kept going and then, like, five or six auditions later i was, like, in a roomful of hbo execs, like, doing it for them, with jacob whos actually on the show, too. So, yeah seth well, congrats. Do you have to warn your family in advance did you give them a headsup like, hey, good news, im on a show, also news, theres some stuff. [ laughter ] yeah. I i remember describing it to them as, like, a little risque seth uhhuh. And seth that is definitely, like, a way a grandmother would describe it. [ laughter ] right yeah thats how i wanted to present it and then, like, when we actually started filming, i kind of, like, gave them the more filledin version. Seth gotcha. Yeah. By the time they saw it, i think they were ready. Seth they were ready are they enjoying it are you getting good feedback . Yeah. Seth okay. Good theyve been super supportive, and, i mean, while not everything is easy to watch, like, my dad keeps telling himself, shes acting, shes acting yeah [ light laughter ] seth you this is having, you know, im fairly new to the parent game and this show terrifies me in that, you know, even the all right, so ten years ago, how much social media has changed and this is a show where, you know, you see dating apps and not the kind that would be on, like, the match. Com commercial right [ laughter ] seth and im so terrified because, again, my kids are 1 and 3. By the time theyre 18, im like, oh my god, wheres it going to be then yeah. Seth i mean, did this, again, are you playing someone that is exactly the same place as you are in your life . Is the social media to you, does it make total sense as the way youre experiencing it in real life it makes, like, sense, in the won i say that i was using it the way my character is using it in the show. [ laughter ] seth oh, thank god yeah. No i definitely didnt do what jules does butm i mean, i had friends that kind of, like, were falling in love over social media and, like, using that as a route to sort of seth i feel like in 15 years im going to walk in on my son like having sex with a meme. Like, how . [ laughter ] what is happening . How do apps work hes like, knock, dad [ laughter ] do they have social media yet . Is that a possibility . Seth no, they dont have it yet. But thats what im saying who knows where its going to be in 15 years. Just dont ever let them have it [ light laughter ] seth yeah, thats true i will say, this is your show is like a Public Service announcement against social media. [ light laughter ] oh, this is a good episode honey, give me your phone. Crack, crack, crack. [ laughter ] i dont think youre alone in that in that reaction seth okay. Thats good. You live in l. A. Now you used to live in new york yeah. Seth do you miss it . So much so much. But, i mean, i love my job seth yeah. And my job is in l. A. And, like, i have my own place in l. A. , which is really nice, and, like, i dont know, in new york seth what, so your new york apartment days were not i, you know, i didnt have the job that i have now. Seth right you know, i was sharing my apartment with, like, four to five people and then was in, like, a model apartment for the other portion of my new york time seth model apartments sound like the worst things in the world. They do not have a great reputation seth yeah. No. Seth they sound like model apartments sounds like the title of an 80s movie that is, like, super fun. What . Seth but the reality is its real bad, right . There should be a show about model apartments seth yeah. The stories that come out of them are seth if theyre worse than the ones in euphoria, i dont want to see another one. [ laughter ] your next show has to be a cartoon i can show a 3yearold. We can do cartoon model apartment. [ laughter ] seth okay, good. What do you miss the most about new york i dont know. Like, my favorite thing in the world is to just, like, put my headphones in and, like, take a massive lap around downtown and i dont know, i dont really leave my house in l. A seth yeah. So thats, like seth when you see that if your friends saw you doing that in l. A. , theyd, like, call well, yeah. Seth theyd call your family and be like, its gone wrong something. [ laughter ] i think theyd be like, she lives in silver lake, why is she, like, downtown wandering seth youd get back to your house and theyd already put up signs, like, have you seen hunter it would take that long seth thanks so much for being here and congrats on everything its been lovely talking to you. Thank you seth thats Hunter Schafer, everybody. Euphoria airs sunday nights at 10 00 on hbo. Well right back [ cheers and applause well right back [ cheers and applause door bell rings its open well right back [ cheers and applause hey. This is amazing. 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Objection overruled. One hour. Sweeten the deal by doing the dishes and ill consider it. I wouldnt do it. I hate the dishes. One hour with the tablet, you walk the dog and do the dishes. If you insist. Congratulations. Only xfinity xfi lets you take control of your familys online time. Thats simple, easy, awesome. Xfinity xfi gives you the speed, coverage and control you need. Manage your wifi network from anywhere when you download the xfi app today. [ cheers and applause seth my thanks to beto orourke. Retta. Hunter schafer, everybody. [ cheers and applause fred armisen, the 8g band. Stay tuned for carson daly well see you tomorrow [ cheers and applause. Hey, guys, its gwen test y stefani. Youre about to get