Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Kristen Stewart, Gaten Matarazzo, comedian pete lee, roots crewing the legendary questlove boo. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you, everybody thank you so much. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here, you made it [ cheers and applause this is the show to be at. Kristen stewart is my guest tonight. I love Kristen Stewart [ cheers and applause she stars in the new movie, charlies angels. Thats right, charlies angels is expected to be the biggest female reboot until Elizabeth Warren gets elected in 2020. [ laughter ] yeah, charlies angels is out in two weeks, but if you cant wait that long, you can always head to any bar tonight, and find three drunk women posing like this. [ laughter ] hey, i want to wish everyone a a happy halloween. [ cheers and applause listen to this, according to google, this years most Popular Halloween costume is pennywise the clown from it. Steve ooh. Jimmy the least Popular Halloween costume, once again, sexy Rudy Giuliani [ laughter ] i saw that the company that makes m ms, snickers, and twix start preparing for halloween two years in advance meanwhile, the company that makes necco wafers made one batch 50 years ago, and has been selling them ever since [ laughter ] thats right, today is halloween, and everyones in the spirit so we thought it would be fun to take a moment here, at the show, to talk about some of our biggest fears. Ill start my biggest fear is ghosts. Tariq, how about you whats your biggest fear tariq um, definitely, id have to say vampires jimmy yeah i feel that, i feel that quest, what about you . Questlove uh, zombies, yeah jimmy cool, cool, cool how about you, kamal whats your biggest fear falling in love, then getting my heart broken. [ laughter ] jimmy all right. Lets move on to someone else. How about sometimes you put yourself out there, and it can be really hard to be so vulnerable jimmy whats going on . Why are the lights like that [ light laughter ] you meet a nice girl, take her to quiznos [ laughter ] you both get toasted subs, and later you send her 50 texts. She writes back once it says, yo, stop texting. Jimmy kamal, it sounds like she wasnt that into you, man. I think its actually all for the all for the best. A couple months go by [ laughter ] you get a job at quiznos, hoping to bump into her. She never shows up so you just enjoy a lot of good, fresh turkey jimmy wait a second. Kamal, is this just one big plug for quiznos what can i say, jimmy [ laughter ] you got me [ applause ] quiznos. [ cheers and applause good for subs, bad for love. Jimmy thank you very much. Those are our biggest fears there. Thank you very much roots. Some big news out of washington today. The house passed the rules for the impeachment probe, clearing the way for the potential impeachment of donald trump. The United States house of representatives, 11 29 am on the east coast, has passed this resolution providing for the rules for the impeachment of President Donald Trump jimmy yeah. And right after it passed, Rudy Giuliani butt dialed 911. Steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy today the house voted on a resolution to move forward with the impeachment inquiry and you could tell the democrats were pretty fired up about it just listen to them during the vote yay or nay, congressman thompson yeah, boy [ laughter ] congressman nadler . Hootie hoo congresswoman adams yas, queen congressman scott ya ya ooh la la ya ya impeachment and Speaker Pelosi . [ rasta horn ] crack open the white claw [ cheers and applause steve break open the white claw [ rasta horn ] together break open the white claw [ laughter ] jimmy this week twitter announced that its banning all political ads. This is great news now twitter can just be the wholesome Family Friendly social media platform that its always been. [ light laughter ] and finally i want to say congratulations to the Washington Nationals on winning their first world series [ cheers and applause the nationals are such a great team can we get a look at them . Yeah, it looks like a pamphlet that comes with a norelco beard trimmer. [ laughter and applause we have a great show tonight give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy we got a fun show tonight. Kristen stewart is here. Oh, i love Kristen Stewart [ cheers and applause she is hosting saturday night live with musical guest coldplay steve oh, its great jimmy who they slipped me the record, by the way. Its fantastic steve really jimmy double album, yeah its good its a good jam i love coldplay. That will be this week on snl. And then Gaten Matarazzo is here from Stranger Things. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy i love him and one of my favorite stand ups out there. We have standup from pete lee is here tonight. Steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy im going to see the grateful dead tonight. Steve oh yeah, its tonight . Its a big deal ive been preparing for this for three months now andy cohen always asked me to go to the grateful dead, and i said, i cant go because i just i dont wanna be a poser i dont really know them that well. I know them a little bit, but i dont know them that well. Steve yeah jimmy i dont wanna go and ruin his time. Hes like, you wont ruin my time. I go, i just feel weird. Steve you dont want to be ungrateful [ laughter ] jimmy thats true. And so, what he said to me was, look, theyre playing halloween night. Madison square garden. I was like, wow, thats cool. Hes like, what if i give you three songs every sunday for the next two months, or three months three months and start doing your homework. So i did and i know every song now. Like all the bsides the real the deep cuts. I went for it man, yeah. Like, not just the hits. Steve right. Jimmy im in steve in deep. Jimmy and i gotta say, i think im a dead head. Steve oh, nice [ cheers and applause jimmy i mean im not going to tour with them and stuff. Steve right. Jimmy i dont think. Maybe ill stop doing the show, and just tour with the dead. Steve why not, man [ laughter ] jimmy i actually love them they got, like its bluesy, its theres some psychedelic songs, theres a a disco jam in there like, greatful dead has got a lot of different sounds. I dig it so anyways, im doing that tonight. And who knows whats gonna happen on monday when i come back [ light laughter ] steve ooh, or if you come back jimmy i might be a a different person steve yeah jimmy ill have like a a beard. Steve right. Jimmy like, hey, whats up higgins . Steve tie dye, a lot of tie dye. Jimmy its all tie dye birkenstocks its all flip flops. Steve wallet chain, yeah man, you live large. You dont have you dont have to look jimmy the great thing about it tonight is its halloween so, i can dress up, and no one is gonna know its me. So i can just go to the concert, and just watch the concert. Cant wait steve what are you gonna dress as jimmy me steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy its thank you. Its guys, its the end of the week, and thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff you know, i check my inbox, i return some emails, and of course, i send out thank you notes. And i was running [ cheers and applause i was running a bit behind today. So i thought, if you guys wouldnt mind, id just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. Is that cool with you guys [ cheers and applause i love you james, can i get some halloween thank you writing notes, please thank you. Perfect. [ light laughter ] thank you, Washington Nationals logo, for making every nonsports fan wonder, wait, why is everyone suddenly going nuts for walgreens [ laughter and applause steve i did think that jimmy thank you, new terminator movie starring 72yearold arnold schwarzenegger, for being less, ill be back and being more, ow, my back. [ laughter and applause steve ow, ow the chopper jimmy thank you, trick or treating, for giving kids the chance to collect candy, and adults the chance to judge their neighbors home decor. [ laughter and applause ikea couch [ applause ] steve oh jimmy thank you, apples new air pod pros, for finally answering the question, what would it feel like to put tiny hair dryers in my ears. [ laughter and applause thank you, metal rakes, for looking like the starting gate for a tiny horse race. [ laughter and applause steve thank you. Jimmy thank you, click pens, for making sure i never need to worry about finding a cap or finding a way to annoy my coworkers. 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Kitchen electrics. And 7. 19 throws plus get 15 kohls cash for every 50 spent tomorrow only . At kohls shouldnt mean a change in standards. Thats why thanks to you were rated number one in Customer Satisfaction by j. D. Power. [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back to the tonight show. It is time for Virtual Reality pictionary. Here we go [ cheers and applause Virtual Reality pictionary jimmy now, im going to need a partner to play with. She is hosting saturday night live this weekend, and her new movie, charlies angels, is in theaters november 15th. Please welcome Kristen Stewart [ cheers and applause thank you pal. Thats my partner right there. Thats my partner. Tariq your coloser. Jimmy thats my partner tariq got it jimmy no, a cowinner. Tariq okay jimmy and our opponent has a new netflix show called prank encounters. Please welcome Gaten Matarazzo everybody. [ cheers and applause how you doing gaten . Good, how are you jimmy good to see you, pal tariq no, no eye contact no eye contact. Jimmy all right, gaten, your partner is tariq. Okay. Jimmy the game works exactly like pictionary except the person who is drawing will be wearing one of these Virtual Reality headsets and the drawing drawing in 3d space using a program called tilt brush. [ light laughter ] we will be able to see their point of view on the big screen upstage. You get 45 seconds per turn. I will go first. You guys can all take your seats. You sit there bud. All right, here we go. Kristen are you good at pictionary im such a bad drawer [ light laughter ] jimmy perfect, all right, good okay oh wait i need to choose something first right give me a number [ audience shouting jimmy one guy just said three. Here we go okay, all right. Okay all right, so its a person. What . [ light laughter ] whats going on . Oh, my god [ light laughter ] the devil what . Hands i dont ever want to meet this person. [ laughter ] is it donkey from shrek . Im like, is it me . What . Hes just saying ooh . Jimmy yeah, kind of. [ light laughter ] ooh, like ooh oh . Jimmy hes saying [ light laughter ] i need [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] tariq its a werewolf. Jimmy im awful at this. Im sorry, so sorry. What is it . Jimmy that was terrible. That was supposed to be a werewolf [ laughter ] that was see, that was you did a great job, i did not thank you thank you, i appreciate that see, thats a partner. Yeah, i have a one track mind im like, the devil, the devil, the devil, the devil. Jimmy no, gaten, your up tariq ah oh my gosh. Jimmy gaten, youre up im nervous jimmy no, dont be nervous i might pee [ light laughter ] jimmy i already did. So you got to think of something original okay, good. I have a large head. Jimmy oh, before you put that on gaten, pick a number oh, thats right. [ audience shouting eight. Nines my nine is my lucky number jimmy oh, i like nine. Nine is my lucky number tariq go nine. Go nine. I dont know why. Jimmy is it your birthday or something no. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah yeah. Okay, no, thats not bad thats not bad jimmy good luck. No. Tariq you got this sorry dude. All right. Jimmy sorry man. All right here we go okie dokie. Okay, can i start . Yeah, i can start, okay. Jimmy yep, go. Oh, its an object. Its like an object. Tariq okay so you know okay wait, wait, not done yet [ laughter ] jimmy tariq, how come youre not guessing . Tariq okay, its the is it like a termite thing what . [ light laughter ] no no i dont know what else to do jimmy walk around it give him tariq an ant farm. Its three dimensional. An ant farm, a hamster wheel. Yes [ cheers and applause jimmy what yeah tariq we do this jimmy how did you get that tariq we do this jimmy how did you get that tariq i mean, i just said i have no idea how he got that jimmy that is insane a termite hamster wheel. Tariq oh my god. Synergy man. Synergy bro. Come on. Whoo. Jimmy bud youre up. Kristen, youre up oh, you want to pick a number first. Tariq theres nowhere to go from here but up [ audience shouting for sure. All right. Jimmy im not gonna look cause that would be cheating i just want to say, werewolf is not a person. [ laughter ] you know what i mean i was like jimmy thats what i agree with you its like a character. Tariq its a mythical figure jimmy yeah oh man. Tariq person person. Jimmy werewolf cool, so i drew an action thats fun im going to draw this action. Jimmy draw this action its going to be really fun. Im going to look so cool doing it too, ready. Jimmy you look here we go. Jimmy you look cool doing anything bud okay, so its its an action, okay. Its a person. They have a hand theyre waving theyre giving out tickets candy bars theyre chopping something that cant be that cant be it what has happened . Wait, wait. Jimmy alright, theyre happy, a beard they have a beard, and theyre holding something, a candy bar a microphone is it santa claus . Its paper one, two, three on it. Actually its what. Both, guys tariq its a numbers runner no. Wait, wait jimmy okay, no, its a a teacher . A teacher with an eraser a teacher with a ice cream a klondike bar its a bearded teacher its a bill from whats that game oh no [ buzzer ] jimmy oh gosh. Do we win by default . Tariq i mean, pretty much. I just started shooting [ talking over each other jimmy it was an action, what was it . A selfie. You know what i mean tariq wow. Jimmy man, that was good, that was good. Im sorry. [ cheers and applause tariq i mean, do i even need to get up i feel like i feel like we won regardless jimmy well, heres the thing tariq, you think you won but i just heard from the booth. [ laughter ] this final round is worth 1,000 points oh cool, cool tariq okay okay, okay jimmy whoever wins this, wins the whole game. Tariq okay so heres the way it works so wait, if i lose, you win jimmy thats correct thats the way it is why jimmy thats just the way life works okay. Jimmy gaten, you have to grow up sometime, buddy. Im sorry. [ laughter ] tariq hes all grown up. Jimmy so tariq, youre going to do it, but were all going to guess tariq okay jimmy so whoever guesses wins oh. Tariq okay cool. Alright jimmy great. Tariq sweet. Okay. Jimmy yeah, alright, what number tariq im going [ audience shouting one, im going one, im going one. Jimmy alright bud, here you go good luck. Tariq this is jimmy come on, we got this we can still get the win tariq a movie. Do you guys know what it is [ light laughter ] cause i heard like, oh. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, is it an action what is it tariq tariq its a person in a a film oh. Jimmy you got to pull the trigger tariq to start drawing tariq shut up. [ light laughter ] its an oval. Its a potato. Its not a potato. Thats an angry man. Jimmy a vampire, dracula its frankenstein its a what jimmy ears a ghost, its casper . Jimmy oh, a lot of hair. Oh, beetlejuice is it joker is it rick from rick and morty . Jimmy the joker tariq oh [ cheers and applause jimmy was it no, whatd he say what is it jimmy joker . Joker jimmy we got it, joker [ cheers and applause i love it Kristen Stewart. The best my partner, we got the win Kristen Stewart, Gaten Matarazzo, Tariq Trotter were talking to Kristen Stewart after the break. Stick around, everybody. Come on back [ cheers and applause i was on the fence about changing from a manual to an electric toothbrush. But my hygienist said going electric could lead to way cleaner teeth. She said, get the one inspired by dentists, with a round brush head. Go pro with oralb. Oralbs gentle rounded brush head removes more plaque along the gum line. For cleaner teeth and healthier gums. And unlike sonicare, oralb is the First Electric toothbrush brand accepted by the ada for its effectiveness and safety. What an amazing clean ill only use an oralb oralb. Brush like a pro. Not much, how about you . Are you answering my text in person . I am. Yeah. Lol. Come on in. 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