Jimmy oh, winnie, thank you so much. We have a great show tonight all new. Starring Jimmy Fallon Jimmy oh uhoh, do you have anything else you want to say lets just start the show. We in the house tonight, join jimmy and his guests Ricky Gervais. Billy porter musical guest the lumineers. And the legendary roots crew its the tonight show at home edition. 0 we in the house yall and now, heres jimmy. Jimmy hi, everybody, welcome to the tonight show at home edition. My name is jimmy fallon. Im so happy to have you guys watching the show. Its tuesday today, and tuesday i say is just one day closer to friday, isnt it, though its definitely not yesterday. And it is not quite tomorrow its almost tomorrow its basically wednesday lets just act like its wednesday. But its tuesday its great monday was great done forward. Onward, upward thats what were doing, okay . Were in this together lets make this work thanks for watching, everybody hey, were working with salesforce really stepped up so any donation you make to world central kitchen, okay, salesforce will match it up to 250,000 thats maj. All you have to do theres words on the back of this. Text meals to 80100. And then that will be theres Something Else on the back of this, sorry. What is it . Jimmy i dont know its something for you sorry about that winnie drew on the back. A love note jimmy its love note this is not my hand writing so [ laughter ] something you want to tell me . [ laughter ] interesting jimmy yeah, it is interesting. Okay, so all right, that is that we have a good show tonight. Well get to that. But first, lets get to some jokes. Guys, it is week seven of the quarantine and were running out of ways to entertain the kids today, my wife and i told the kids to go outside and try to find kim jongun rumors continue to swirl about whether kim jongun is dead or alive. Its crazy who knew kim jongun would turn into this generations tupac, you know yesterday, President Trump said he knows kim jonguns condition but cant talk about it now in response, trumps entire staff told him to pretend the coronavirus is kim jongun but today, south korean officials said they know the whereabouts of kim jongun yeah, they think hes developing his new rocker persona, chris jonggaines could be i saw that facebook and instagram are holding a big multihour Graduation Ceremony for the entire class of 2020 sounds cool, until they start reading the names of everyone graduating this year Aaron Aaronson aaron aaronton aaron aaronwon a virtual graduation will feature appearances by oprah, miley cyrus, lil nas x, and a former Ohio Governor john kasich. Kids were like, omg, former Ohio Governor john kasich are you kidding me . I read that a Girl Scouts Branch just received federal d to make up for lost cookie sales. Yep, the quarantine has been tough on girl scouts so if you can get some girl scout cookies, please order some but also to try and boost sales, the girl scouts are releasing some new limited edition flavors. For instance, there is usedtobe thin mints. Then theres tagalones. Theres also dosidonttouchyourface then theres zoomacaroons. And, of course, president ial bleach bites next, theres smore time homeschooling your kids. Who couldnt use that, huh theres also, i think im about to ginger snaps. And, of course, their best seller, liquordoodles good luck, girls they all sound like winners. Listen to this i read that secret salons are now opening up around the country. 100 years ago, the mob was operating speakeasies. Now theyre like, you need a perm you should go to this address. Okay. Okay, we got mannis, we got pedis. What do you want manni pedi this isnt good. In north carolina, a dog has tested positive for covid19 so if you thought taking your dog how to shake was hard, good luck teaching him how to elbow bump instead do dogs have elbows . And finally, i saw that u. P. S. Is using drones to deliver medication to a Retirement Community in florida so dont panic if you see a bunch of old people screaming at the sky, wheres my pills . That is our monologue, everybody. Oh, man, we have a good show for you tonight. The very funny Ricky Gervais is on the show. I asked ricky what charity he wanted to go to, he just said, i just dont want to play a a game on your show. I just dont want to play a game. And thats not almost sound like, who is jason statham. I dont sound like Ricky Gervais. Ricky gervais doesnt sound like that, thats more like jason statham. Like that. He talks like that yeah, what you doing . Whats your name . Jimmy. Yeah, jimmys not a name for an adult man. No, james . Thats better jim. All right, call me jim what you do . Im, like, a talk show host. Dont really like chat shows. Cause he said that to me once. But Ricky Gervais is on the show, and he loves to laugh. I love playing games with him because he doesnt like to play games with me. So i think thats what makes it fun. Also, gosh emmywinner, tonywinner, billy porter on the show actorsfund. Org hes probably won more awards, as well. Im probably not listing, but i do love billy porter i will say he definitely wins at the red carpet. I mean, that dude just scores. Hes unbelievable. I love him i mean, the hat, that opens up that was the best move and we got great, great, great music. Man, we love them. The lumineers are on the show and we love the lumineers. Lets see, theyre doing salt in the sea from their album iii. But this is what theyre doing theyre working with musicares, a they have a covid19 relief fund for folks in the Music Community affected by the pandemic so text lumineers to 41444, or you text meals to 80100 this is the new way to donate. Just do that your phone will take care of the rest of the stuff. Its amazing stuff, guys youll be helping a lot of great people you know, its tuesday theres no real thing of what were actually doing on our show theres no set things. But now and then we like to have a routine, but this one thing we started doing, because i have no guests and everything and we do have guests and its great now, its awesome. But when we first started, i asked my wife if i could ask her some questions, because shes our camera person, and she does not want to be on camera but for this, shell make the exception, just because were here, were home, were trying our best, were doing our stuff. So this is ask the fallons. You had questions for me, my daughters, my wife you had silly questions, you had personal questions were down with all of them. So we appreciate them. So now im going to go for a a safe walk around my house with a mask, with my wife. This is ask the fallons. Ask the fallons ask the fallons jimmy okay, here we are, this is ask the fallons. ] thank you very much. Youve sent in a bunch of questions. We have the masks on yes we are going to be very careful. Jimmy if we see any people, we have to put the mask were putting them on jimmy yeah im going to hang one from the ear. Im just not going to do that jimmy okay [ laughter ] all right. Ready . Yeah. Jimmy all right. Nancy, you said last week your dream is to open a store what kind of store umm, thats probably why the dream hasnt happened yet. No, my store would be a treasure store, vintage, oneofakind things, gifts. Not expensive, not annoying, but just a place you could go in and just find, like, the best painting that you were looking for. That oneofakind original pencil holder from someone a a long time ago. That kind of stuff not clothing just jimmy not new stuff . Not new jimmy but a gift shop . Loved things that have been loved before jimmy oh, okay not really a gift shop, but yeah, a place you it would probably have a very specific customer like me. [ laughter ] and then i would have to give everything up. Jimmy how did you know you were ready to have kids . We were ready when we got married. I got married later in life. And you love kids and i love kids and jimmy that was always the plan, right . That was just the plan. It wasnt even a, like, are you ready . It was just, like, now how are you going to do this . And that was a whole other question [ laughter ] jimmy yeah but we did it jimmy that was an interesting time yeah. So that was five five years of really, really, really, really, really deciding not to give up and to, at a certain point, it just had to become almost like a job. Because its way too emotional to live emotionally through that so you just keep going and going and going. And if you really want something, you just make it happen and you have all these things where you go, yeah, but i would never do that. Yes, but i would never do that. And then all of a sudden, youre like, hey, ill do that if its for my family, ill do anything. So i think if anyones out there having the dream, do not give up. Because i realize, too, that unlike even becoming like a multibillionaire, you can stumble upon a Lottery Ticket and win it and win the lottery. But you will not ever stumble upon a child that will you can love and have as your family so dont give up take bad weekends. Every time we got bad news we would go away for one weekend. And jimmy we went away a lot and then we went away a lot, yeah jimmy and there yeah. And some times were easier than others. But then we would just get right back back up. Jimmy gosh, that was just crazy, man that was nuts at one point it is jimmy it was just shots and things oh, yeah. Jimmy and drinking weird teas, do you remember that one oh, i cried 13, 14 times a day. Jimmy yeah, me, too. I was just smelling this tea. Jimmy i was sleeping upside down i was dangling from my from my feet were attached to the ceiling. I had magnets in my underwear. Yep, the whole jimmy still do, man. Yeah, those magnets are still working, i think [ laughter ] jimmy you know, i stuck to the fridge i was stuck to the fridge for four days four days last week, no one found me. [ laughter ] oh, thats where you were jimmy yeah but then all of the things just everything kind of opportunities come up and you have to, like, decide, is this the path you want to go . And gosh, it was the best move we ever made so lucky, yeah. Jimmy we are so lucky. We have two beautiful girls. Yeah. Jimmy and, yeah, couldnt be couldnt be happier and more lucky and more in love with them and each other. [ laughter ] jimmy they are the best things ever. Someone put on there, what advice did you take when you had kids . Oh, i know. Take no advice jimmy yeah, wait, that was my answer. Oh, whoopsy [ laughter ] jimmy i would say do not take any advice from anyone. Yeah, listen, youll know our guts know. We know, just jimmy we got so many books dont overdo it dont yeah, no, i didnt read one book. Jimmy so many books and things no, no, no. Jimmy monks raising babies and if you dont follow your gut jimmy read a little bit of that one youre going to lose your mind, actually quite literally because you wont really know what to do and your instincts wont kick in and youll just be dulling your instincts. No one really knows. Jimmy no one knows just do the best you can. Do and do it from love and keep your sense of humor and take deep breaths cause they do help. Jimmy so we do one more . Sure. Jimmy if you could have dinner with any three people, alive or dead, who would they be i say three people is the max, no matter who they are, live or dead yeah, he does say that. Jimmy i can only do i can say four when he gets invited to dinners of, like, six people jimmy no, no he being the sixth jimmy i cant do that. Its too much work oh, sorry, bunnies everywhere my i have, of course, the long list of heroes. But the real truth to this, its so funny, and so i was thinking about this the other night is i would love my mom to have met jimmy so it would be my mom. Pammy pam. Jimmy you assuming that im coming to the dinner yeah, its you and mom. [ laughter ] just mom to talk about you, actually you can come for half of it. Jimmy you would have mom and Abraham Lincoln. And then i want her opinion jimmy mom, Abraham Lincoln and me Abraham Lincoln, maya angelou, jane goodall and you. And thats a good party. Jimmy thats too many people im going, but now you wont come because there are too many people here. Jimmy yeah, you got to split it up. I got you jimmy me, maya angelou and lincoln. [ laughter ] were having our own thing and well zoom well zoom party youll zoom over with jimmy to you and your me and mom. Mom and me [ laughter ] jimmy all right. Did we do it i think we did it jimmy i think we did it. Did our max jimmy thats it. Everybody, stay strong. Jimmy yep. Thank you, everybody [ siren how fast does dove dry spray actually dry . Lets see. Its dry. Theres no dry time makes us wonder why we booked fifteensecond ad slots dries instantly and keeps you protected for fortyeighthours. Her love keeps you centered. Show her how much she means to you. With a gift from the center of me collection. Happy mothers day from kay. 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So, if youve just bought a volkswagen or were thinking of buying sometime soon, were here to help with the Community Driven promise. Jimmy Ricky Gervais is one of my favorites. His season two of after life is right up right now on netflix. And then but first, i want to play a game with him, and so, thats what im going to do but heres me convincing ricky to play a game with me over zoom ricky thank you so much for doing this i appreciate it. With this one, i think youll like it. Its called hey, robots, okay right jimmy im going to pull a word out of this jar, and then, what youre going to have to do is im going to press the button, and then, you talk to, in this case, alexa. And you cant say the word on the note but you have to try to get the robot to say the word on the note okay. Jmydy this is the word word yoga yoga you have to get and tell me when youre ready and im going to press the button, and then, you do it. You have to get oh. Jimmy all right, ready, here we go ready . Okay. Jimmy go umm, meditative exercise from the far east. You have guided meditation. Meditation of the day for calm enabled. Do you want to open it jimmy alexa, downward dog is a form of sorry, i dont know that. But i do have its called bark like a dog. Want to try it jimmy no im not going to give up. Jimmy go what exercise rhymes with boga sorry, im not sure jimmy all right, ready alexa, what is a low impact exercise this might answer your question low is from duluth, minnesota, and it formed into luth, minnesota, United States alexa, alexa. Buddhist exercise. Exercise added to your shopping list. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, i got it ready . Yeah. Jimmy alexa, exercise that involves meditation. You have guided meditation. Meditation of the day for calm enabled. Do you want to open it jimmy no right who is smarter than the average bear alexa. According to another amazon customer, smarter than the average bear, all it really means is that the person being talked about is smarter than average. But you may be asking where the bear came fromceury. Does that answer your question [ laughter ] jimmy yes. Does that count . That counts. Thanks for your feedback. Jimmy yeah, youre welcome for the feedback lets do one more. [ laughter ] dude, i love playing with you. Yeah. Jimmy its so fun. Its a great game its a great game. Go on. [ light laughter ] jimmy all right, here we go you first jimmy me first turtle neck. All right, ready alexa, what shirt would steve jobs wear . Heres something i found on the web. According to forbes. Com, steve jobs, on the other hand, was known for his iconic black long sleeve mock turtle neck and jeans. Jimmy yes [ clapping ] even though it was a mock. Yeah, i was going for a bit between the turtle head and the turtle body. Jimmy technically, that is correct. All right, here is yours, ricky. With you make alexa say wagon. Vehicle, stagecoach is an example of this vehicle. Jimmy a stagecoach is an example of this vehicle. The chevy convertible driven by pink is a random vehicle. Jimmy all right, ready for this yeah. Like a wagon whee like a wagon wheel he copied that, can you, because youre saying wagon. Jimmy i know, but i wont say that ready . Oh, yeah. Jimmy oh, gosh who is the lead singer of hootie and the blowfish . Hootie. Jimmy what is his name Darius Rucker. Alexa, what are Darius Ruckers hits shuffling songs by Darius Rucker on amazon music. Jimmy cant you just tell me them . What is the dog doing when its moving its tail back and forth . Hmm, im not sure alexa, this is just for fun now, alexa, a hen is a female bird what is a male bird called this might answer your question a male bird is called a cock yes [ laughter ] jimmy ill give you the win on that one. Ill give you the win on that. More with the one and only Ricky Gervais when we come back, everybody. Not bad. 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