Wanted to do anything for the show heres something he came up with, him and dr. Kate stone, invented this thing, push it, hear. Jingle jangle, looks like you got a ring on the bell bootsy will be in the show. And got a call last night that bill murray wants to come on and talk with guy fieri tonight. Thats happening its a bizarre, fun show with mark russelllo, bill murray, guy fieri, Bootsy Collins and maria lambert, starts right now. Announcer tonight join jimmy and his guests, mark rolflo, bill murray and guy fieri, musical guests Miranda Lambert its the tonight show at home edition. And heres jimmy. Jimmy welcome to the tonight show. Lets get to the jokes mothers day happy mothers day to all the moms out there this sunday is mothers day but experts telling people not to visit their moms or hug them treat mothers day like its fathers day you kids remembered . You didnt of course a lot of kids had to serve their mom breakfast in bed. Thats nice. Would be special if you hadnt eaten every meal in bed past two months its the thought that counts 23 me offering discount for dna tests, nothing says mothers day like saying are you really my mom lets find out have we ever done that never im scared to. Jimmy why . Because of the system jimmy please were all in the system. Right now youre youre already in the system. Saw you walk by, they cloned you already. Check this out Dunkin Donuts, dyi donut kits with frosting and sprinkles. Give your kids 30second activity and yourself an hour of cleaning you can make your own Dunkin Donuts at home and to make it authentic, first let the donuts sit outside for 30 days. I saw that after the release of mountain dew flavored doritos, by mountain dew baja blast lip ball up. Unfortunately thats not all look at this mountain dew introduce our baja blast lip ball up aint stopping there, whole slew of mountain dew products citrus assault hydra see the burn berry blast blizzard tsunami, tylen tylenol p. M. Going to sleep so hard toilet paper flush it mountain dew, the best soda. Yeah jimmy starting monday, amtrak will require face masks greyhound said rip off fabric from the seats to are your own mask google told employees, no longer expense lunch working from home. Google made the change sorry, phone is ringing hello. Hi, its jimmy, how are you . I was laughing because im in middle of my monologue, can i put it on speaker phone . People arent going to believe this here it is this is barbara recognized my laugh Barbara Streisand on the p n phone, happy belated birthday. What have i got to do all day . Jimmy what are you doing how am i doing, jimmy, well, you know, just made this video. Jimmy loved it i saw it wondering if you saw it jimmy youll never walk alone dw alone is one of my favorites. How do i know youre the real Barbara Streisand, what is my Favorite Song . People who need people we need each other more than ever now, dont we jimmy we do. Big fan of carousel, you performed that song after 9 11 yes, what i did was integrate that performance with pictures of these amazing, dedicated Health Care Workers that are risking their lives every day during this crisis, so its an ode to them. Jimmy its beautiful, i did get to see it, i love that you did that oh, good, ends with title card about direct relief, organization that supplies very much needed protective gear to doctors and nurses, you know jimmy we love direct relief. I can talk about this this will be on the show tonight if you dont mind, put a chiron for people to donate to direct relief. Thats so nice, thank you for doing that jimmy youve been doing amazing stuff, and im thankful youre staying healthy and at home did you get to enjoy your birthday at all . My birthday we tried to have a zoom birthday but it was kind of a fiasco, im very technically challenged, didnt know you had to be close to the computer when youre talking. Nobody could hear me my friends were more competent, sent in little videos which my office put together. Wonderful to see everyone for a few minutes before i had to say this is ridiculous fantastic so i have been home just with my husband and dog my dogs. Three of them now. And my assistant of 47 years, just amazing but want to know what i do during the day jimmy yeah, what happens when you wake up i tweet many times a day. I dont know if you follow me. But to express my feelings about this administration and what theyre doing, and not doing like testing and then i have to calm myself down with Coffee Ice Cream but it keeps me up at night so i cant sleep so i have to eat it for breakfast which is 12 00 noon because i stay up to 4 00 in the morning reading the news and looking for companies to invest in for my foundation to raise funds for good causes. Jimmy and you do so much giving awesome thing that you do. I wanted to help new york, so i gave a lot of ppe to mount sinai, thats where my son was born, and in los angeles, ucla and cedar sinai and st. Johns, they need equipment. Were giving to organizations that help people who are hungry, americas food fund, feeding america and World Health Organization which we really need them by the way im also thinking about the next election and ive been contributing to organizations like rock the boat and indivisible and America Votes which helps people get registered want to make sure everyone can exercise their right to vote in november safely which means we need to make it possible to vote by mail. You have heard about this right . Jimmy mail in your votes now, get it in there we have to ensure one person, one vote, get rid of the Electoral College too. Am i talking too much . Jimmy no i love it. I love you called. Happened to be doing monologue, not that good of a joke. What kind of monologue . Mothers day jokes, talking about amtrak jokes nothing really right jimmy trying to make people smile. Think youre right, i think we have to laugh if not we would be crying. So i think youre doing a good job, honey barbra, love you so much, maybe ill call you later for zoom cocktails for your birthday. What did you just say it broke up . Jimmy zoom you later and have cocktails for your birthday. No, call me on the phone, im not a zoomer jimmy thank you so much. Good to hear from you. So welcome, love you, byebye. Jimmy love you [ laughter ] i mean, legendary jimmy come on. The best. Jimmy so weird, i put it in the thing, said i loved her you will never walk alone, one of my favorites from carousel, i love Barbra Streisand and her version and its moving, make you cry, all the people working on front lines she is magical already the shows off the rails. Craziest show with bootsy and bill murray, mark ruffalo, Miranda Lambert. Finish the monologue starting monday, amtrak will require i love that she called i read that google told employees can no longer expense lunch working at home. Made the change after one lunch was steak, Nintendo Switch and pool table theres a breaking bad monopoly game, wearing tidy whiteys and gas mask one for the books. Its time for thank you notes. Jimmy always devotes time for thank you notes. Jimmy its friday, usually write out weekly thank you notes right now. And and so i was wondering, franny, can i get thank you note writing music please thank you grocery list in 2020 looking like everyones from college, frozen pizza, pop tarts and beer all right. All right. Hold on, dont overdo it, right . Lets wait here we go thank you homemade mothers day cards for letting kids now mom they love her best way they know how, drawing her with 20 fingers per hand, wings and bigger than the house. So little jimmy all right, next one. Thank you santa for being the original no Contact Delivery person reporter original no Contact Delivery service. Sorry, theres no music, i got distracted as well thank you, wearing a skull face mask saying i want to look like i can rob you also looking like i care about your grandma. Move your hands thank you. Jimmy going to the next one, move your hand away. Music. Thank you tom cruise signing on to shoot a movie in space, giving us chance to see blooper reel with sound guy getting sucked out of an airlock next one [ laughter ] jimmy thank you thank you [ laughter ] all right, all right one second let me try this one, ready what are you doing thank you, i had a crazy day, for now meaning i ordered takeout and i got the mail is that worth it go, next one thank you drivethrough birthday parties for being fun way for kids to see their friends and dream come true for parents. Happy birthday monica and its over, we dont have to stay two hours. Ah, we love you, just go guys. Thank you social distancing for doing the impossible, making me nostalgic about elevator small talk next . [ laughter ] next quit wasting our time. Jimmy wow, lets go. Last one thank you buying Cinco De Mayo margaritas by the gallon, letting us experience hangovers family style there you go ha, ha, ha, ha thank you guys, we have a giant show, more tonight show when we come back come back. vo what does it mean to be americas most Reliable Network . At verizon, it means putting those who serve first, with our best pricing ever. 30 per line for all nurses, teachers, first responders, military, and their families. Because the people we rely on deserve a network they can rely on. Think through some of theo logistics there. Were trying to get them to let us know so we can plan. Very critical time for us. Im working too 90 of the calls, ellis thinks that shes also part of the call. Broke it. Starting next week[yelling] hey guys. Im so exhausted. [laughs] this is modern parenting. [laughing] jimmy i got to catch up more with one of my favorite actors, mark ruffalo i love you bud, thanks for coming on the show, doing this really appreciate it, bud. Thank you for having me love what youre doing, so nice. Jimmy were getting good feedback, if i walk the dog with the mask, people come over or across the street, love the show, thanks for doing it. Blah, blah, blah, we love your wife no one ever gets to see my wife and kids fact you can make people happy, even though cant see them smiling behind the mask, makes you feel good. Its been nice. Jimmy youve been traveling and working, working for the past i dont know how many years, can you function right now being at home, staying at home its such a blessing. I mean as bad as it is, and i you know i wish it wasnt under these circumstances. But its nice to be home, and i love the garden, and when youre traveling and working, away from home months at a time, you just cant do a garden. My garden literally looked like where the wild things are, unmanageable weed factory. Jimmy do you believe what happens in a year . A year ago this time, Avengers Endgame came out. Its crazy. Hard to believe. Jimmy biggest movie in entire world had a question for you, not when you were on last time, there was rumor you you didnt want the role of the hulk at first, was that true . I dont know i was i was scared i didnt know what i would could add to what i had already thought had been done so well before me. And i just i dont know only been doing indie movies up to that point, i dont know if im the right person for this. And joss whedon said you are the right person, and got a call from downey, must have made it to him that i was jimmy waffling. Hemming and hawing and he said ruffalo, come on, we got this in true iron man fashion, after that, i guess i have to do it. Big thing was, i wanted to read a script and they dont give you scripts. And so i made a promise when i was a young actor i would never do another movie without reading script beforehand because its a recipe for disaster. Then you get stuck in something. Only power as young actor is ability to say no sometimes. Jimmy thats true. I was like i need to read something, studio is like, we never give anything out. And whedon, joss, god bless him man, heres like 20 pages of what i have written of banner. I read the first scene when black widow finds banner in india, okay, i love it, amazing. And it was different, oh, okay, i think i could use this as humorous, and kind of playful, i think i could do something with this jimmy at this point could see no one else doing it so perfect and bizarre to say almost comfortable with you being the hulk, even in the last one, hulk human, oh, yeah, great my brain, almost a deep meditation in the zone, oh, yeah, that happens, hes at diner, taking pictures with kids thats cool. What my brain was tricked youre just now thats it. And we got there, literally, should have been its own hmovie. Thats what im pitching really, that section of time, how did banner become the bulk ive been trying to talk kevin and them into actually making that a i got to plug in, just got the low battery warning. Bad guest. Jimmy no, this is good, puts people on edge, makes the interview no one knows if it will finish or not wheres the rest of this, oh, [ bleep ], i dont know if were going to be able to finish the interview, i dont know if battery hold on, buddy. [ laughter ] i got it, hold on, all right jimmy whew oh, my gosh. Were back, powering up with mark ruffalo want to talk about this limited series i know this much is true. Based on the wally lamb book thats right, that oprah basically launched, beginning of her jimmy i remember that. Want to talk about it. More with mark ruffalo when we come back. More with mark ruffalo when we come back. [squeaky shopping cart] [sniffing] is the salmon wildcaught . 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Thats right, was a sensation at the time, everyone i knew was reading it jimmy are you producing it as well . I executive produced it with film nation and the director who wrote all the scripts, who made really a television masterpiece. And its this great story about these identical twin brothers, one schizophrenic, dont know who their father is, really them trying to find out one brother, i play both parts, one its my brothers keeper, you know one brother really trying to save the other brother while trying to find out who they are, who their father was, where they are in the american story. Ive been working on it with derek for seven years. Jimmy wow. And its just hes made the most beautiful, cathartic family story its just im so proud of it, really hope people watch it. You know jimmy we need it right now, thats on hbo right . Thats right. Jimmy we ask everyone who comes on show and again thanks so much for coming on, means a lot to me and all the fans of yours, to maybe spotlight or highlight a charity. I know you do a lot of stuff with charity work, weve talked throughout the years crazy, amazing stuff i admire you thanks. Jimmy this is protect the sacred dot care. Never heard of this. Protect the sacred basically, many navaho nation women who came together as covid was starting to land and break out there, to protect their elders who carry all of their traditions and stories, and living in intergenerational homes. So theyre very at risk. People dont know this, but navaho nation is the third most brutal hot spot in the United States right now behind new york and new jersey, and they have no they have almost no federal help whatsoever, and so protect the sacred popped out to educate the youth, the elders, to create essential runners to get essentials, take care of the elders, and protect all of their sacred knowledge and stories and traditions and its just exploded weve been working with president nez, and allie young and john and walsh, and we brought sean penns group in, c. O. R. E. , and finally got trump to give them some of the stimulus money they were promised and never materialized. They were sending them crappy tests, instead of ventilators, body bags, these people have been treated so poorly, and the beautiful thing about this is the world is starting to see them now, and people are taking notice, and seeing how beautiful their culture is, and thats what protect the sacred is all about. Jimmy my wife and i will definitely donate to protectthesacr protectthesacred. Care, anything you can give helps you just heard, amazing thing. Youre amazing person beyond the show, doing all this, hug your family for me, please. I love you man, cant wait to see you in person. Thank you for coming on pal. Love to all of you, be safe bye. Jimmy my thanks to mark ruffalo, when we come back, bill murray and guy fieri are making nachos, lets do it. Work that wl deliver unprecedented reach and reliability, and the highest capacity in history. With more coverage and more bandwidth to keep your employees connected, you will get the largest and most Reliable Network at an unbeatable price. Tmobile for business. That Liberty Mutual customizes your insurance, i just love hitting the open road and telling people so you only pay for what you need [squawks] only pay for