Transcripts For KNTV Late Night With Seth Meyers 20240712

Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Tracee ellis ross. Chat and music from luke bryan an all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, Seth Meyers Seth welcome to late night everybody. I hope you had a good weekend. My wife and i got nostalgic for the good old days. So we watched tiger king and made sourdough simpler times. Lets get to the news. According to a new report published in the new york times, white house aides asked the governor of south dakota about the process of adding additional president s to Mount Rushmore as for when they asked, im guessing right after they hung up with the governor of north dakota sorry, wrong number sorry. You guys, there are two dakotas. I dont know where the other one is get an atlas, dan. President trump told a crowd in ohio last week that former Vice President joe biden wants to, quote, take away your guns, destroy your second amendment, no religion, no anything, hurt the bible, hurt god. Man, he is grasping for answers like your aunt during pictionary no religion, no bible, hurt god. Aunt carol, it was surfboard. the word was surfboard. after President Trump signed an executive order over the weekend that requires 400 in extra Unemployment Benefits, republican senator ben sasse called it, quote, unconstitutional slop. Ooh, you just got sassed better watch it, mr. President , you would not like him when he is angry or when hes happy or anytime really you see, the problem is, you dont really like people and hes not that likeable Infectious Disease expert Dr Anthony Fauci said in an interview last week that he and his family have had a security detail since april after being harassed and receiving Death Threats over according to a new report, the record a Record Number of people have given up their u. S. Citizenship this year. Its kind a like when we all threw out our Blockbuster Video card it was a good idea for a while, and then suddenly it was just very clear they were going out of business. Nasa announced last week it will no longer refer to planets and galaxies by offensive nicknames. Thats right, uranus will now just be called your butthole. Ally hord for the win. According to a new report, psychics and fortune tellers in new york city have seen a large uptick in business amid the coronavirus. So, if you are willingly letting someone read your palm right now, i, too, can tell you what your future looks like cheetos has released a new line of mac and cheese products so now, fauci is doing daily briefings on that too. You know, its too early to tell how delicious it is, but well try it. And do you think it would be good with hyroxychloroquine . A 103yearold woman in michigan got a tattoo last week to check it off her bucket list well, i just hope she doesnt regret it when she gets older. And finally, a Jewelry Company in israel said recently they are making a gold diamondencrusted facemask that will be the most expensive Face Covering in the world worth 1. 5 million and oh, my god, youre wearing it wrong that was a monologue hello, and welcome back to the Captains Quarters last week was an exciting one here as our beloved reviled sea captain was joined by a new character, ira the Prospect Park duck we posted a twitter poll asking if you wanted more duck or less duck, and more duck won in a landslide. Now, if you are wondering what would happen this time had other won, you would have been treated to a friendship between the sea captain and a street artists drawing of my wife from when she was kid hello, little girl wait, what is this . A bit thats gone on too long seth but the duck won, so expect to hear a good deal more from him hey, how was your weekend . Eh, not great a lady in the park yelled at me for not wearing a mask and i was like, excuse me, you have ever tried getting one of those over a bill . Look, its a stressful time, but lets try to be nice, okay seth well, thats good advice not to mention, i went to dinner the other night and get this, during the entree i said, does anyone know if the pellets are glutenfree . And everybody looked at me like i was crazy. Its like, oh, im sorry, i happen to have a very delicate system, okay quack. Oh, this guy is brutal. Seth and speaking of brutal, doubleteam segue. The president announced a bunch of meaningless and blatantly unconstitutional executive orders in a pr stunt at his golf course for more its time for a closer look. Seth this weekend really distilled just how desperate President Trump is as he continues to trail joe biden in the polls. He announced a bunch of empty executive orders at his golf course instead of negotiating with congress. He said he would permanently cut the payroll taxes that Fund Social Security and medicare if reelected there was a friday night massacre at the post office as part of trumps ongoing attempts to sabotage mailin voting and we found out that his white house asked the governor of south dakota, whats the process to add additional president s to Mount Rushmore . You guys know Mount Rushmore, the thing you saw when you were seven and then only in rental car commercials. And there is no process, because its not a thing its a National Monument its not the wing wall down at the wooden nickel. The process is you got to eat 100 hot wings in 10 minutes. And you gotta bring your own picture. Were not a picture company here at the wooden nickel. Thats like going up to a priest after mass and asking him, so whats the process for adding someone to the trinity what if it was like the father, the son, the holy spirit, and the dan . Actually, that does sounds like a pretty decent idea for an early 2000s screwball comedy starring owen wilson i mean, how can i lead my flock when i cant even get my own apartment . Its weird. And if even if there was a process to get on Mount Rushmore, i am pretty sure presiding over the preventable deaths of 160,000 americans and the worst economic crash since the Great Depression would be disqualifying. Thats like asking your boss at chipotle when youre getting your employee of the month plaque after you get caught stirring guacamole with your skateboard youre never getting it brad. Youre never going to get your name on a plaque. Besides, im pretty sure the other president s would be weirded out having trump next to them theyd all scooch over to one side of the mountain like passengers on the ftrain after a dude takes a dump. Lets get off at the next stop. Its only, eh, 38 blocks to the park. The only upside of putting trump on Mount Rushmore would be picking the photo to use so we could all remember him accurately would it be this photo of trump coming back from his tulsa rally looking like he just got fired fr hom jisob as a doortodoor vacuum salesman . Or maybe one these photos where hes screaming like a rabid possum or how about that one from the gop debate where he looks like he is farting and getting kicked in the [ bleep ] at the same time did he fart because he got kicked in the [ bleep ] . Or did he get kicked in the [ bleep ] because he farted . [ laughter ] trump wants to get on Mount Rushmore, but first he has to get past joe biden, who hes trailing badly in the polls. Enda bunch of official events, but as always, turned them into campaign speeches. And at one point, trump, the twicedivorced serial adulterer, who doesnt go to church, thought second corinthians was called two corinthians. And who probably uses a bible to hide his playboys, still said this about devout catholic joe biden. Hes going to do things that nobody ever would ever think even possible because hes following the radical left agenda take away your guns, destroy your second amendment, no religion, no anything, hurt the bible, hurt god. Hes against god hes against guns. Hes against energy, our kind of energy seth my god, why does he always talk like an injured superhero in a comic book . Losing consciousness must stop luthor hes against g solve an ancient sumerian riddle if man can hurt god than is he not more powerful than god and if man is more powerful than god, then would that not mean that god is man and man is god sounds like a dude who downed one too many tequila shots singing john lennons imagine at karaoke no religion no anything hurt the bible hurt god i know that was all out of tune, but i wanted to make sure we didnt have to pay also, bidens against energy what are you talking about the dude was literally out in the sun biking over the weekend. Bidens like one of those grandpas you worry about because theyre always doing too much. Grandpa, its 6 00 a. M. , where are you going with an axe . You can never have too much firewood, kiddo. You, on the other hand, have all the energy of a beanbag chair low on beans so, trumps obviously very desperate, on top of being historically unpopular he also had no accomplishment to tout, aside from shoveling 2 trillion worth of tax cuts into the pockets of big corporations and the wealthy, claiming it will boost the economy. And i just want to say, mission accomplished, bud. Those crappy little bonuses companies handed out in 2017 as pr for the Corporate Tax cut really came in handy when 50 Million People lost their jobs and everyone was racing to buy toilet paper good news, honey, we can afford an extra pack of charmin thanks that that onetime check we got three years ago. If you need me, ill be in line at the food bank for the next six hours. Even before the pandemic and economic crash trump had accomplished very little so instead, he decided to start taking credit for his predecessors accomplishments. For example, trump has falsely claimed more than 150 times that he signed the Veterans Choice Program into law, even though it was barack obama who signed it in 2014. Again, he has repeated this lie, according to cnn, more than 150 times, which is just a level of dedication of lying that i cant even comprehend he is the Lance Armstrong of lying, which is saying a lot since Lance Armstrong is also the Lance Armstrong of lying and in this election, joe biden is the Lance Armstrong of biking, but only because the only other choice is donald trump, who is the Lance Armstrong of not taking steroids and when trump was asked about this lie at his fake News Conference at his new jersey golf course over the weekend with a bunch of his wealthy patrons cheering him on in the background, he got all pissy and walked away. You trying to set a new precedent that the president no. No can go around congress and decide you ever hear the word obstruction . Theyve obstructed congress has obstructed. The democrats have obstructed people from getting desperately needed money go ahead, please, right here no, no, youre finished. Go ahead please. Please [ cheers and applause veterans choice and okay, excuse me go ahead, please it was a false statement, sir. Okay. Thank you very much, everybody thank you very much. [ cheers and applause seth just stormed off. Such a petulant little mantoddler. Its like the kid who loses at halo and chucks his controller across the room. You gave me the broken one. Im telling mom. Also, nothing says man of the people like doing a press conference at your 350,000 a year private golf club every american who loses their job will get a free sleeve of titleist golf balls. Theyre repackaged from ones we found in the lake. Trump is so desperate for affection hes bringing his own cheering section to the press conferences now. Its like watching a reboot of married with children. At the debates with biden, hes going to pipe in his own studio audience [ cheers and applause so trump has spent virtually his entire term desperately trying to erase obamas accomplishment or take credit for them, like when republicans tried to repeal obamacare, including its protections for preexisting conditions they even filed a brief with the Supreme Court in june june arguing that obamacare must fall, which would wipe out protections for people with preexisting conditions in the middle of a pandemic and yet as all that was happening trump has repeatedly and brazenly lied about his position on health care, saying i was the person who saved preexisting conditions in your health care and i will always protect people with preexisting conditions, always, always, always. Yikes, that is a truly psychotic use of allcaps. That is an exhusband in a lifetime movie level of punctuation. Normally when you get a note like that you realize the person who wrote is it standing right behind you so trump has spent months lying about his position on health care, and on friday his psychosis spun so far out of control, he actually tried to trick people into thinking he was issuing an executive order protecting preexisting conditions, which is a thing thats already law thanks to obamacare the law hes currently in court trying to overturn over the next two weeks i will be pursuing a major executive order requiring Health Insurance companies to cover all preexisting conditions for all customers. Thats a big thing ive always been very strongly in favor we have to cover preexisting conditions so we will be pursuing a major executive order requiring Health Insurance companies to cover all preexisting conditions for all of its customers executive order requiring New Hampshire and vermont to touch at all times you two have to learn to share a border. This psycho genuinely thinks he can just get up in front of the cameras and repeat things obama already did and people are going believe him. Next hes going to announce hes picking joe biden as his running mate its weird hes attacking me. Were on the same ticket. Dude, no ones going to mistake you for barack obama all we have to do is look at the the two of you with your shirts unbuttoned obama looks like hes in an episode of ballers. Trump looks like a business ham. And then on saturday, trump signed a bunch of meaningless and unconstitutional executive or tens of millions of americans face eviction and go without much needed Unemployment Benefits take, for example, trumps claim that hes supposedly extending the enhanced Unemployment Benefits first of all, hes cutting them from 600 to 400. Second, he is forcing cashstrapped states to pay 25 of that amount, and if they cant, then their residents dont get the money. And third, even his own economic advisor, larry kudlow, didnt seem to know how any of this will work at all so when will people see their first checks i dont want to be as specific, cause you might hold me to it as you should, but i think its going to be in a couple of weeks. And i think its going to come to about 1,200 per person thats a huge wage increase. You keep saying 1,200 per person are you talking about in addition to the unemployment that they are already getting . Oh, no, thats the where does that number come from payroll that i beg your pardon. The 1,200 will come from the payroll tax. It should be 800 bucks. I beg your pardon. It should be 800 bucks for the employment 800 or 400 . No, it should be four it should be 800 if the states step up, were prepared to match. That should be come out, 400 federal, 400 states okay. Well move on because i think this is thats not what the president said and its a bit confusing. Seth man, even dana bash gave up. That was like watching her sort through the menu at a restaurant with her grandfather you want the chicken . No, i want the pollo. Pollo means chicken. I thought it meant fish. Pesce is fish. The actor . Just bring him some french fries, please. How can he not know what his own policy does . He sounds like the substitute math teacher who spilled coffee on his lesson plan okay, everybody, the answer is 1,200. Nope, wait, im sorry. Its eight nope, i think its 500. Its 5,000. Mr. Kudlow, i think its 400. Shut up, you little snotnosed punk its 800 now run to the teachers lounge and get me another beer. Youre not allowed to drink beer, mr. Kudlow. Well, dont you just sound like the superintendent who fired me from my last job. And then theres the executive order that supposedly extends the federal eviction moratorium, which it obviously does not do thats a lie all you have to do is read it, which apparently kudlow has not done a second key point was the eviction moratorium. Because the democrats rejected various compromises at least twice, to my knowledge, the president felt he had to take action in fact, the president doesnt extend the federal eviction moratorium. I looked at the executive order. It doesnt do that it simply directs how to find a way to help people and identify federal funds. It doesnt include extending the federal eviction moratorium. Well, look, it it thats not entirely true i mean, in there well, it is true. I just read it seth ah, come on, george. Thats not fair. If i havent read it, you cant either. Its fun to imagine kudlows aides shuttling him from interview to interview, watching him make a fool of himself and then hoping the next goes better all right boss, we have only one more interview left today. Where is it please say fox news. Please, fox news. Its axios. Oh, damn it now you better give me some of those loose papers that are fun to carry around and hard to read. And then theres trumps fake payroll tax cut. In reality, all he did was deferred payroll taxes until the end of the year, which means a lot of businesses will just save up the money to pay those taxes when theyre due, rather than pass the savings on to workers trump said if he was reelected he would make the cut permanent, which is even worse because Payroll Taxes Fund Social Security and medicare. So if you cut payroll taxes without a replacement, you are cutting Social Security. And when he was asked about that last night, as usual, he just lied what were doing is we reimburse through the general fund, not through Social Security this will have no impact on Social Security. We are going to impact we are going to through the general fund reimburse this will have zero impact on Social Security. Seth thats not how it works. For one thing, only congress can appropriate money. For another, this isnt one of your businesses. You cant move money around to cover your losses. I got it. Well just were gonna move money from the tax fund, to the casino fund, to the hotel fund, to the slush fund, to the porn star fund. Boom, done. But how do we pay our taxes . Oh, thats easy we dont you guys should really you should really try tapping my head its like silly putty. Americans can see through this its trumps usual shtick. He is desperate and unpopular, which is why hes signing empty executive orders and sabotaging the post office. He has no accomplishments, no policies no anything seth this has been a closer look. And this was the most stressful one ive done all summer, because my parents were sitting on a couch watching. [ door shutting [ sigh ] seth we got a great show for you tonight. The fantastic Tracee Ellis Ross will be here shes got a new movie out. And we will talk about her fourth emmy nomination plus, were gonna to talk to Country Music star luke bryan, and he is also going to perform for us that is all happening tonight. And this is very exciting. 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Welcome home, fred our first guest tonight just received her fourth emmy she stars in o own on digital now and on bluray and dvd august 11th. Here is my conversation with Tracee Ellis Ross. Seth great to see you, tracee how are you holding up im hanging in here you know, still in one piece still in the same place. [ light laughter ] seth you look fantastic, and part of what a lot of us have had to figure out is not only how to look fantastic on zoom calls, but how to actually do the zoom calls now i know how to set up lights i do hair, makeup, lights, production, tech, all of it. Its all seth you and me both you and me both. Congratulations on the emmy nomination for blackish. There must be a little extra, i dont know, jump in your step . You know, i didnt even know the nominations were coming. So i turned on my phone, and because of what were in, and my nervous system being shot like everybody elses, i thought something really bad had happened seth sure. But it was a congratulations blowing up on my phone so its been it was its really a treat its like a really nice bright spot in the middle of this crazy. People are like, what do you feel about not being able to do the red carpet and everything . I was like, i just want people to vote. Seth yeah, there you go. Not necessarily for the emmys. Yes, i would love to win, blah, blah, blah really nice. I would like everybody to vote in the general election, and not just, for number one in terms of the president , but up and down the ballot seth yes if anything, i think everyone in the academy, everyone emmy Voting Rights should use the emmy voting as their dry run for the general. Absolutely. Absolutely you could use it as a dry run, figure out how to fill out your census thats another one seth thats another huge one. Thats another huge one ten minutes of your life affects the next ten years, seth what are you talking about seth exactly theres very few tenminute windows that will affect the next decade of representation as an electorate. Yeah, thats correct. Seth you are coming into your seventh season of blackish. And i know you, like a lot of productions, are trying too bel point, but you know, it is the time we are living in. How is it going so far all weve done is a table read i was a little nervous about it, actually, because i was like, how is this going to go . Because, you know, our table reads are crazy. We talk over each other. There is so much joking and laughing so i am hoping it will feel safe im a little, you know, havent been around people in a very long time, seth. Seth yeah, i know that feeling. I think the other feeling a lot of us have had is how prepared were we when this started, how prepared are we now. Are you someone who can stock a house well in trying times yes i am generally a stock person. Seth okay. Like, i like a backlog of things i am a household that always has extra batteries, per se. So when the pandemic started, i was like, im good. You know what i mean i knew everyone was freaking out about toilet paper but i was like, ive got it, im fine. But i went on amazon, like one does, and i ordered what i thought was a nice roll of toilet paper and at first, it said its not going to come for a month. Im like, no problem, im set for a month. And then, they were delays they were like, your toilet paper is coming. It hasnt come yet, blah, blah, blah, but its coming. Finally, it arrived. Things both to scale amount of things you will be getting. This is what aeg seth sure, yeah. Ered a ti waited two and a half months for. This these [ light laughter ] look at the size of this seth theyre the shorties. [ laughter ] what is this going to do . This would last me seth i think thats for a dolls house those are dollhouse but i will tell you it says the feeling of falling in love with you and its threeply sheet bath tissue. Seth well, there you go. I mean, once you are a threeply, it can be a lot smaller. No, it cannot seth do you find holding it that you are falling in love with yourself even a little bit . No, i feel like seth probably because its wrapped. What is this like, what this is like three uses . [ laughter ] seth look, i am telling you, you are going to be blown away and again, i have a little i have a small investment in that company. But i promise you, when you feel threeply, you are gonna the love affair you are going to have with Tracee Ellis Ross. This is look at this seth yeah, well, the other one, the one you have, thats like a giant thats like a oneply. No seth look, they it has to be that big. I am taking it apart, seth. I bet you this is at least this is at least twoply look at this this is twoply. Twoply seth yeah. All right. All right. [ laughter ] hey, obviously, we are showing you that we are both very good at business. But you actually have you have your own beauty line company. We talked about it last time you were on. Pattern beauty, correct . How is that going . Are you managing to get anything done honestly, yeah. Its gotten a lot more focused attention from me because usually i am doing so many other things and im on set. We launched our styling products, which was incredibly successful, and we were able to stay open during this whole thing because its essential goods, shampoo and conditioner and we discovered that people are still willing to shop online people still need to condition their hair and i feel like Hair Products are one of the places that you continue to be able to feel like yourself and, like, honor yourself you can do a deep condition, seth do you know what i mean . [ light laughter ] seth yeah. Try a new hairstyle and feel like youve done something extraordinary while just staying inside your home safely. Seth well, look, as my hair gets longer, a deep condition sounds like something i never even would have thought of and you know what, seth you also might want to, when you get to the ponytail phase, you might want to do baby hairs. Meoa baby hair scenario like exactly placed ramen seth yeah. So you could have ramen noodles across your forehead seth oh, so baby hair is that sort of like flat to the brow yeah. Seth yeah. The designs of you could make designs out of all the little bits, that you know, the shorter hairs on the front seth yeah, the more you talk about, this more this sounds like me. Hey, so congrats on the film the high note. Obviously, this was you know, at another time this was going to come out in theaters. Now its on demand you play an iconic singer. What drew you to this . [ laughter ] tracee, what would ever would have made you want to play its a world i wanted to explore. Seth sure. That i knew nothing about, that i have had no [ laughter ] no, i was drawn to the role. I love the story, and this character, grace davis, although i understand that, like, an iconic superstar singer, makes people think of my moms nothing. And i got to sing, diana ross, you had never recorded songs before. Well, my mom is still diana ross [ laughter ] seth she all right, i spoke to her earlier, and she [ laughter ] i just met my mom during this pandemic its been amazing. She is so sweet. No yeah, i had never i didnt like, dabbled in the singing but i had never gone into the Recording Studio and i got to record four or five songs, and one of them, my first single, love myself did you hear what i said im going to say it again. My single. My first single. [ light laughter ] seth yeah. Sounds crazy. I am a charted artist. I made it onto the Adult Contemporary charts, and i made it all the way to number 14. Seth number 14 and look, i have been given the power to make you an offer we would love to license love myself for this threeply toilet paper that we are using oh. Seth that makes you fall in love with yourself [ light laughter ] i forget when i was younger it was eas toilet paper was this size now its small [ light laughter ] seth thats wonderful. All right, well just steal it well just rip it from that and use it in the next ad we cut hey, it is always such a pleasure to see you. Congratulations on everything, tracee, and i look forward to the next time already. Thank you its so good to see you, seth. Seth well be right back with luke bryan. Kapowwww a mobile plan that blows away all of those highpriced plans introducing boost mobiles all new hrinkit plan the longer you stay, the less you pay. Start at just 45 per month. After 3 ontime payments, your bill shrinks to 40 per month. Then bam. 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[ barking ] seth our next guest is Country Music superstar, twice named entertainer of the year by both the academy of Country Music and the Country Music association. His new album, born here, live here, die here, is available now. Here is my conversation with luke bryan seth luke, welcome back. How are you . Good to see you how is your life seth my life is all right. A little strange i assume its a little strange for you, as well i imagine your new album, the way you would expect to be promoting it, is on the road in front of adoring fans, and yet here you are, zooming with me. [ laughter ] hey, thats as enjoyable. I mean, but we yeah, its cra i mean, we originally had the album scheduled to come out in april. You know, we had all these tour you know, this big tour that was going to set up the album. But, you know, obviously, as you know, a lot of stuff has changed. But, hey, youve got to when, you know, youve got to do youve got to play the hand thats dealt but were the album out. Ening to them in my truck. [ light laughter ] i am ready for the fans to hear them seth well, one of the things you say, you know, you had to make do with the situation, the hand were dealt you had dealt yourself acres and acres of farmland, and you actually [ laughter ] planted sweet corn. Is this the first time youve planted corn there i have had small little patches of sweet corn, but when i got when we started quarantine, i had my nephew, two of his buddies that were going to college with him, and then two other boys that we were quarantined with and i totally i was like the t laying around all day. Lets start a garden so i told them, you know i got on the phone and i started ordering all of these, you know, tomato seeds, cantaloupe, watermelon, sweet corn, and we just i went and bought us a tractor. We started tearing up all this you know, ive got some land around my house. I started we were out there working. The boys built this unbelievable greenhouse so we grow all this stuff. We plant the corn. The corn is like the prettiest patch of corn i have ever seen and then all of these boys go back to college, and they leave me [ light laughter ] they essentially abandoned me. They used me they used me, and, yeah, my you know, i left the farm to chase music, and then i go back to the farm and now, yeah, i need to stick with music i could grow stuff now, marketing the corn and selling the corn is a whole different deal seth this is very like you to involve your family in your endeavors. Your music video for one margarita had the whole gang. We have a photo of your mom. Whose idea was that . Well, the funny thing is, so were in you know, we filmed the video in mexico at crash my playa back in january. You know, my mom calls me that morning. You know, shes like, oh, im under the weather. Im tired. I dont want to come down here and do the video im tired. So she shows up, and when the lights, camera, action when the cameras roll, you know, shes dancing on barstools, tabletops. You know, getting on peoples shoulders. I mean, so she knows how to turn on the charm seth hey, i want to ask about this, as well, because the song one margarita, its a little bit misleading, because its about three margaritas and a shot right seth when you write a numberone song like that, that has a drink order in it, and you are recognizable and you have fans, the kind of fans that you have, i imagine that this is drink order that will be sent over to your table yeah. So, here in where were from in south nashville, you know, the restaurants are open at halfcapacity. So, you know, my wife and i, well roll out and sit at a little table, and then someone will send us three margaritas and a shot and theyre like and then im like, well, guys, i appreciate the sentiment and the gesture, but, you know, i mean, i dont i dont really need to black out here. Seth right at me and my wifes goto restaurant theyre like and then two like, its like becoming the thing where, yeah, i mean, people expect me to just down three margaritas and take a shot of tequila and just, you know, hop in the car and start, you know, ramming cars as i fly out of the parking lot so ive got to devel you need to help me develop a letdown line seth yeah. We got to seth i think a letdown line is better, because my other idea was it just doesnt seem very country to record a song called like called half a glass of pinot. [ laughter ] right . Cant do that. Half a glass of pinot full glass of pinot. One and a half glass of pinot. Sera, sera [ laughter ] seth there you go. Youre getting there hey, last thing. This has been recirculating. This happened a while ago, right, because people throw things on stage. And here is video of you getting hit with a beer can. Obviously, not in the most ideal place. When you saw it, did you remember when that happened . Well, i remember it happening, and then i saw it somehow it got shared of me taking the beer can to the, uh to the privates. To the junk. [ light laughter ] and, you know, its like fans are you know, fans get caught up in the moment, you know but, yeah, i mean, throwing a beer can right at my crotch is and you can see my reaction its i held it together though i just seth thats what i was going to say you had to walk a narrow line, and i was very impressed and, hey, im very excited youre going to stick around and do a song for us thanks so much its always so great to see you, luke hey, thanks for having me thank you. Seth luke will be performing the title track off his new album, born here, live here, die here, right after the break. Motorcycle riders love the open road. And geico loves helping riders get to where theyre going, so to help even more, geico is giving new and current customers a fifteen percent credit on their motorcycle policies with the geico giveback. 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