Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight join jimmy and his guests Anthony Anderson, senator Elizabeth Warren, musical guest big boi and sleepy brown featuring killer mike and big rube, and the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much, everybody. Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. Hello oh, my goodness, thank you so much, everyone and welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show and the week that Everyone Wants to go away seriously, can we just skip this week . I mean no one wants this week. If 2020 was a week, this would be it, we dont want this week lets get to the news and jokes. Well guys, were almost there. We made it to the night before the election seriously, havent felt this stressed out since literally every day since march. [ laughter ] thats right its election eve, and everyone is nervous, President Trump is going to spend all night waiting for Vladimir Putin to come down the chimney. [ laughter ] hahaha seriously, i feel like im at the very top of a roller coaster, and i know the guy in front of me is going to throw up [ laughter ] its like, just brace yourself come on. Yup. Tomorrow, the only places thatll be more crowded than the polls are liquor stores. Three bottles of titos . Yeah, that should get me through the night. Heres how tense things are, earlier today walked in on my stress doll [ laughter ] squeezing himself. Someones in here someones in here lot of people are across the country really stressed about tomorrows election but i saw this commercial for something that can help. Check it out state of the world got you down want to release the tension building inside of you take your mind off your problem with the figgy whatsy. The figgy watsy is a new stress relief toy here just in time for the election you can spin it, you can squeeze it, you can spin and squeeze it yeah, thats been happening. We built for the amount stress people were having two months ago, not off the charts numbers this week. But dont worry, thats why we started selling them in packs of 20. See how many you can break the figgy whatsy for when you need to make the next two days go fast. Jimmy thats right [ applause ] i saw heading into tomorrow that trump leads by 21 points among white voters without a a College Degree in other words leading with any voter who attended Trump University [ laughter ] and this is big. I saw that biden leads trump among black voters by a count of 87 to 5 hang on, never mind. That was actually the score of yesterdays chiefs jets game [ audience oohs listen to this trump has apparently told people that hes going to declare victory tomorrow night if it looks like hes ahead. Trump said this isnt true hes gonna declare victory if hes ahead or behind [ light laughter ] its close in casper, wyomming release the balloons. Its like the guy on man v. Food taking on bite from a 30 foot burrito and slapping his name on the wall i basically did it, right you really want to see me eat the whole come on. What do you think is going to happen the man v. Food guy. At this point the only thing trump can declare without anyone questioning him is bankruptcy [ audience oohs yep. Trump told confidantes if hes ahead on election night, hes planning on just declaring victory early. I thought this was pretty much unheard of, but then i was watching tv last night it turns out its more common than you think check this out are you an older gentleman . Are you running for president in tightly contested race . We know what youre going through and we know it might be embarrassing, but youre not alone. [ sparkling sound premature election because not everyone can raise their polls. [ laughter and applause jimmy well, after his plan to declare victory got out, trump denied it to reporters but check out when he said about counting ballots i think its a terrible thing when ballots can be collected after an election. I dont think its fair that we have to wait a long period of time after the election. Jimmy so instead of the Biden Harris Campaign bus, Trump Supporters will switch to running mail trucks off the road [ laughter ] its always a good time when your candidate says, as long as nobody counts the ballots, the election is ours. [ laughter ] but heading into tomorrow, everybodys eyes on the polls, especially in swing states listen to this in the critical battleground states, a poll from the New York Times in Siena College shows biden leading trump in four key states up by six points in arizona, three in florida, six in pennsylvania and 11 points in wisconsin. Jimmy at this point the best thing biden can do to win the election is to lose his voice. Just dont say anything, dont do anything, just dont put your glasses on or take them off, just dont do anything. Get the corn dog away from him no corn dog no corn dog [ laughter ] dont do it. Just stay home its like bringing kid into antique store. Dont touch anything. Just dont touch anything. I know it looks like its just dont touch. Of course trump is trying whatever he can to turn things around hes been holding rally after rally across the country check it out 14 states between saturday and today. They are focused on pennsylvania trump will spend the entire day on the road holding five rallies. His final one, late tonight in michigan thats also where he held final rally back in 2016 jimmy yep, he wants everything to be the same as 2016. Thats why trump spent half the rally doing the mannequin challenge. [ laughter ] lets talk about the democratic ticket today joe biden and Kamala Harris held their final Campaign Events in pennsylvania, where they were joined by special guests joe biden will be in pittsburgh today accompanied by lady gaga, senator Kamala Harris be over in philadelphia with john legend. The democrats obviously hoping that some star power will add some attention to their campaign jimmy yeah, lady gaga in pittsburgh makes sense i mean, her dresses have singlehandedly kept the Steel Industry in business [ laughter ] backstage, biden was like, say, did you ever tour with a a fella named whistlin frank . [ laughter ] played the spoons. Back in washington, everyones on edge about tomorrow and at the white house, theyre beefing up security. Look at this less than 24 hours before the big day there is a a nonscalable fence expected to go back up around the white house today. Jimmy at this point im not sure if trumps trying to keep protesters out or keep himself in [ light laughter ] oh, and this is making a lot of news at a rally last night in florida, the crowd started chanting fire fauci. And trump had very interesting response take a look. [ crowd chants fire fauci dont tell anybody but let me wait til a little bit after the election [ cheers and applause i appreciate the input jimmy in a few days, we might be getting covid updates from dr. Lil wayne [ laughter ] the campaign has finally drawn to a close and after hundreds of rallies, i think this clip sums up trumps Closing Argument for why he believes he deserves a second term. If youre italian, do you happen to like Christopher Columbus christofor [ laughter ] huh . Jimmy how another one of trumps strongest Closing Arguments. Tariq yeah you know why theyre trying to talk everybody out of voting people arent buying it cnn, you dumb bastards. [ laughter ] jimmy well, this is a big story. The Biden Campaign canceled an event in texas after a pretty scary incident watch this a caravan of President Trump supporters surrounding a a biden harris bus the vehicles tried to slow down the bus and also run it off the road jimmy that was my biggest complaint about this year, it wasnt quite mad max enough. [ laughter ] well, speaking of driving, check out what hertz is doing to help people vote. Hertz, meanwhile is helping people get the polls starting today as part of its drive to vote program, any customer who rents a car for two or more days will get a free rental today. Jimmy dollar rental was planning the same thing, but unfortunately all their cars are active crime scenes. [ laughter ] heres some news from overseas that joke too real for a couple of people. Yeah, thats scaring me. [ laughter ] tariq yeah jimmy heres some news from overseas, just came out that Prince William actually had the coronavirus back in the spring listen to this Prince William, second in line to the british throne, tested positive to coronavirus in april but controversially, choosing to keep his diagnosis a secret jimmy man, Prince William must have gone crazy i mean, imagine being cooped up in just 795 rooms. [ laughter ] heres some news that isnt about the election or the virus. A canadian man sued canada dry for making false claims. Lets see how that meant a b. C. Man has won a Class Action Lawsuit against the maker of canada dry ginger ale Victor Cardoso alleged that the advertising slogan made from real ginger was misleading and the product contained no ginger he was awarded 200,000, most of which will go to legal fees jimmy thats it. Im suing mountain dew for not being made from mountains or dew. [ laughter ] i thought this was organic as soon as they heard that, dr. Pepper started googling how to quickly get a medical degree. [ laughter ] and finally, this is wild. A train in the netherlands went through a safety barrier and almost fell more than 40 feet. But it was saved by a giant sculpture of a whale tail called, this is the name of the sculpture, saved by the whales tail. Tariq what jimmy look at this photo look at this thing i know its in europe, but a a broken train teetering on a whales tail is basically what america feels like today. We have a great show, everyone give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a great show for you tonight. His show blackish airs wednesdays on abc, Anthony Anderson is here [ cheers and applause plus here to talk about the 2020 election, senator Elizabeth Warren is dropping by [ cheers and applause and we have great music from big boi and sleepy brown featuring killer mike and big rube [ applause ] hey everyone it is time for latest installment of tonight show polls. Here we go tonight show polls jimmy this first poll asked, are you excited for the election to be over in a few days . 50 said, yes. 50 said, sorry, i was screaming yes, too loud to hear the end of the question. [ laughter and applause this next poll asked, whos back . 33 said, tag team again. 33 said, shady, tell a a friend. 33 said, backstreet, all right. Donald trump said not covid covids gone we rounded the corner. The numbers are saying theres no covid. [ laughter ] this next poll asked, what are your plans for thanksgiving . 10 said, visiting loved ones with proper social distance. 20 said, talking to relatives over facetime. 70 said, fleeing from the house when my uncle says he didnt get a covid test because the tests actually give you covid, right before he sneezes all over the stuffing. [ laughter ] this next poll asked, how do you pronounce Justin Bieber . 20 said, justtoon byebur. 20 said, jetson boobur. 20 said, jeesteen beenburn. 20 said, joostone bleepborg. 20 said, justtoo beeboo. [ laughter ] this poll asked, hey kid, whats your deal . 14 said, back off man. 14 said, nah, dude, i just mean i see you here all the time do you even go to this school . 14 said, just transferred. 14 said, noice well, i must say, youve got moves. 14 said, you dance . 14 said, behind the arcade, just me and some of the guys, unless nasty nash shows up and tries to rumble. 16 said, well you tell nash he better nicen up cause where i come from, we dance for keeps. [ laughter ] tariq oh, man. Jimmy noice, noice, nouice tariq noice. Jimmy noice, noice this next poll asked, whats the best time to wake me up . 2 said, 6 00 a. M. 2 said, 8 00 a. M. 96 said, before you gogo. [ laughter ] last poll asked, do you like small talk . 25 said, depends on the weather. Its definitely getting colder. 25 said, ill tell you whos cold the jets did you see the game . 25 said, i did hey, do you think the election is gonna be called on time . 25 said, im in hell. [ laughter ] thats all the time we have for tonight show polls. Well be right back with Anthony Anderson, everybody. [ cheers and applause election. fisherman vo how do i register to vote . Hmm . Hmm . Hmm . woman on porch vo can we vote by mail here . grandma vo youll be safe, right . daughter vo yes four girls vo the polls voted grandma vo go out and vote its so important man at poll vo woo grandma vo its the most important thing you can do still driving the old [royal model huh . Nt trumpets] ive been looking but i just need someone to tell me what a good price is. Just use autotrader, its the only one with kelley blue book. Tells you if the price is good. Into deals for days. Starting wednesday november 4th score deals like an 88 42 inch onn roku tv and get them at our new deals pickup. 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Usaa jimmy my first guest is a ninetime emmy nominated actor and producer starring on the seventh season of blackish, which airs wednesdays at 9 30 p. M. On abc heres Anthony Anderson. Yeah hey jimmy yeah, neat looking you look good, buddy i love it. Thank you baby. Jimmy you look great, man. Thanks for coming back on the show hey, how was your halloween weekend, did you celebrate halloween . No, i did not celebrate it man. You know, our kids are 24 and 20 now, and theyre out of the house. So there was really no need for us to celebrate halloween. But my wife wanted to decorate and i was like, okay, thats cool. But she decorated the house man, inside and out as if we were having kids come up to the door and i was like i dont want these little covid babies running up to our door, ringing the doorbell, trying to get candy. Jimmy i would let no people come here. No, we normally do it big on halloween in our neighborhood, but, you know, no one did. But she decorated the inside of the house like it was a halloween festival, man. And its just her, myself and our blind dog riley just Walking Around bumping into pumpkins and candy stashes and im a type two diabetic, jimmy, i dont know why shes tempting me with all this damn candy in the house jimmy oh, my gosh. I want to talk to you. Last time i talked to you, you were planning on all these big summer celebrations you were looking forward to, but with quarantine, you cant really do that i mean, you were going to get your star on the hollywood walk of fame, and you were going to turn 50. I did those things still happened, they just didnt happen like we wanted them too. There was no pomp and circumstance for the star on the walk of fame i had 11 people there, eight family members, my manager who spoke, my agent, and george lopez, who spoke at and my mom, who spoke as well. Oh, i would be remiss if i didnt show you this can you see that jimmy yeah its my hollywood walk of fame ring. Jimmy wow. That george lopez and ced the entertainer got for me jimmy holy moly, thats a nice ring, wait, why do they why, because theyre your friends yeah, well, george lopez got his star on the walk of fame he was the first one of our whole crew so he bought the ring for himself. Cedric the entertainer was the next one of our crew who got it, so he bought ced a ring. I was the third in our crew, so george and ced put in and got the ring and our crew is me, george, ced, d. L. Hughley, don cheadle and chris spencer. So, the next person who who i believe is don whos next in line, well all pitch in and get him his hollywood walk of fame ring as well. Jimmy i saw a fun video that you posted of you and your son celebrating your star on the walk of fame lets take a look at a little bit of that right here [ laughter ] jimmy come on, dude. Come on, dude. [ laughter ] i dont think thats the song that was playing when we were dancing on the strip, jimmy. Jimmy we couldnt clear that song. No, i understand. I understand just want the world to know thats not what was playing from my car. [ laughter ] jimmy you cant afford that, man, come on [ laughter ] thats dream come true, man. Thats pretty cool you have a star on the hollywood walk of fame yeah, man, it is. And i went to hollywood high, literally across the street from where my star is. And never in a thousand years did i ever think walking those streets that i would be immortalized on the hollywood walk of fame jimmy congrats and i want to throw this in there, my mother has vowed to come out there with her assistant once a month to clean my star. Mama, november 5th is your month. Come up, its your day of the month, november 5th. Jimmy oh, my god oh, my god she has to come out jimmy no, do not make your mom clean your absolutely not, no, no, youre a big boy. They she offered it, jimmy. She offered it jimmy youre a big boy now, you dont do that, come on, man. Youre 50. Yes jimmy thats amazing you look fantastic 50 years old thank you babe. Well, you know, black dont crack. It does chip a little bit though, and it starts to rot on the inside jimmy wait