It is awesome for whatever costume you have got going on. [ cheers and applause steve from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests tracy morgan tim grover musical guest jorja smith. And featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1862 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy come on i feel the love right back at you give it right back you to guys enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome to the tonight show youre here. [ cheers and applause im happy youre here. I love you guys, halloween is right around the corner im excited about this but listen to this, a new report found that a bunch of chocolate products contain a a concerning amount of lead and other heavy metals in response, hersheys put out a statement that said, youre supposed to take the tin foil off, you moron [ laughter ] unwrap it. Of course, everyones decorating their houses for halloween. And this year, it seems a lot of people have the same idea watch this taylor swift mania is taking over halloween one wisconsin woman put this eras tour themed decour up in her front yard swifties are sure to be enchanted by this haunting sight. A certain skeletal Football Player in awe of an uncanny pop star in indiana, swiftthemed halloween decorations all the decorations are taylor swift this is taylor swiftkin, a a nearly 400pound pumpkin dedicated to taylor swift. Its hair made from more than nine wigs. [ laughter ] jimmy taylor was like, thank you for all the tributes and that one horrendous insult. [ laughter ] yep, halloween is almost here. Which means there are pumpkin products everywhere. Starbucks, oreos, wendys, ihop everyones getting in on it. And maybe nowhere more than trader joes they go nuts for pumpkin check out this ad i just saw hey, pumpkin lovers, trader joes is your one stop shop for pumpkin this fall. Our fan favorite pumpkin bread mix is back. Plus, weve got pumpkin scones, pumpkin bagels, pumpkin brioche toast, pumpkin cheesecake, pumpkin yogurt and even pumpkin silk throw it all in your pumpkin cart and pay at our pumpkin register with our pumpkin employees. To feed your pumpkin wife. And your pumpkin kids. And pumpkin dog. [ dog barking dont forget to bring your tote back trader joes weve got pumpkins [ cheers and applause jimmy ah, nice a little scary, right . Switching gears to some political news the house finally elected a speaker. His name is mike johnson and most people dont really know who he is. So, if youre not familiar, heres a picture of him. Im sorry. [ laughter ] thats not mike johnson. Thats mike flood. Hes also a congressman. But hes not the new speaker this is mike johnson wait no, sorry. Thats mike turner thats mike turner thats mike carry. Thats mike kelly. Thats mike gallagher. Thats mike pence. Thats mike tyson. [ laughter ] thats mike meyers thats also mike meyers. [ laughter ] mike meyers. Mike meyers. Mike meyers. [ laughter ] Michael Meyers [ laughter ] thats Mike Wazowski oh, come on, the speakers name is mike johnson no, thats Magic Johnson [ laughter ] thats magic mike. [ laughter ] thats Randy Johnson thats dwayne the rock johnson. Thats a bad wax statue of dwayne the rock johnson. [ laughter ] thats a bottle of johnson johnson. Scarlet johansson. Thats lil jon, son. [ laughter ] why is this so hard . Hes our speaker of the house we should know who he is his name is mike johnson no thats mick jagger his name is mike johnson will someone please just get the right picture of mike johnson there we go. Thank you [ cheers and applause was that so hard meanwhile, earlier today, mike johnson met with President Biden for the First Time Since becoming speaker. Johnson is pretty famous for being an election denier so, it got awkward when he said, good to meet you, President Biden. [ laughter ] but the meeting was very friendly biden even invited johnson to pet his dog. [ laughter ] and this was nice. Biden told a story about his days in congress and by the time it was over, johnson was already voted out as speaker [ laughter ] did you guys see this . Today, in phoenix, uber started offering driverless rides. Even worse, the drivers still there, just to chat. [ laughter ] lyft also has a version driverless rides, but they just put a cinder block on the gas pedal. [ laughter ] some more business news. I saw that dominos is giving away 1 million worth of free pizzas to customers with student loan payments. [ cheers and applause customers are like, okay, but what if you gave us a Million Dollars worth of dollars . [ laughter ] guys, Britney Spears new memoir is out, and people are surprised to hear that she has Michelle Williams to do the audio book im not sure why everyone is so surprised. Celebrities reading other celebrities audio books is actually pretty common i mean, for example, John Travolta narrated prince harrys book spare. Steve did he really . Upon arriving home, id been horrified to discover that my nether regions were frostnipped as well [ laughter ] and while the ears and cheeks were already healing, the todger wasnt. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy i mean steve i didnt know that jimmy yeah Jerry Seinfeld narrated elton johns book, me. Ive played pianos ive jumped on pianos. Ive fallen off pianos ive pushed a piano into the crowd. [ cheers and applause jimmy did you know that . Yeah adam sandler narrated Matthew Mcconaugheys book greenlights. There is nothing wrong with smoking a little fun stuff and playing your drums naked at night in your own home who do they think they are coming in your house like that [ cheers and applause jimmy i mean, these are great audio books. Steve yeah, on audible jimmy barry gibb narrated stanley tu[ cheers ] is book, taste. To me, eating well is not just about what tates good, but about [ incoherent mumbling [ cheers and applause jimmy its a great a fantastic listen and finally, this might surprise you, but al pacino did the narration for my book, your babys first word will be dada. Steve oh, really jimmy yeah dada moo [ laughter ] dada baa dada quack. Dada hoooah [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy its just its fun. Anyway steve wow wow wow jimmy guys, get this, mattel just reported a massive jump in sales, thanks to the barbie movie yeah unfortunately, hasbros sales of oppenheimer toys have been really disappointing [ laughter ] hey guys, i read that beyonce Just Launched a new perfume. [ audience oohs called ce noir. Its pretty cool well, it turns out ce noir isnt the only new fragrance on the market a lot of people, even companies, have released new fragrances in time for the holidays ill show what i mean. For instance, President Biden has a new cologne. Its called malarkay. [ laughter ] thats right the nfl also launched their own fragrance, obsession with taylor swift. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause similarly, ticketmaster just released a new fragrance, bleu it. [ laughter and applause new speaker of the house mike johnson even released his own cologne. Choice no. 5. [ laughter and applause congresswoman Lauren Bobert just released her new perfume. Beetle juice. [ laughter and applause and now congressman George Santos has launched a a new fragrance, lbullshee. [ laughter and applause and finally, donald trump just released his new scent, golden toilette. [ laughter and applause well, good luck to all of them this holiday season. [ cheers and applause well, finally, i heard about a a man in new york city who was freed after being locked overnight in the safe room of a jewelry store. The guy was like, hey, im not going to sue with that being said, please dont check my stool tomorrow morning. [ laughter ] guys, we have a great show give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause [ cheeers and applause ]e jimmy oh, what a show what a show we have tonight. Thank you all very much. What a show we have tonight. Hes a very funny comedian hes one of the funniest human beings on earth. Steve yes. Jimmy i love this guy. His latest standup special, takin it too far is available on max tracy morgan is here tonight [ cheers and applause one of the best to ever do it. Steve come on. Jimmy i love tracy morgan. Also, hes trained some of the greatest athletes in the world and his book w1nning the unforgiving race to greatness, is available everywhere. I read these during the writer strike. I just had a lot of time on my hands to read. Its unbelievable what this guy is doing and what hes saying. You have to read these books i cant wait to talk to him. Tim grover is joining us, you guys [ cheers and applause and we got great music from jorja smith, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause guys, it is time for tonight show hashtags here we go Hashtag Hashtags [ cheers and applause jimmy we do this thing every week, where i send out a a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic this week, i sent out the hashtag lastminute costume ideas. And i asked you guys to post some funny Halloween Costumes can you put together at the last minute. This is to help all of us out. Steve yeah jimmy if you havent picked out a costume, i got one for you. Right here within minutes, it was a he trending topic in the u. S. So, thank you for playing along with us. [ cheers and applause and now, i thought id share some of my favorite lastminute costume ideas from you guys. Here we go this first one is from nazeemo620. They say, wear a lakers jersey plus carry a burger equals shake shaq. [ applause ] this ones form ryanbartholomee he says, if you have boxing gloves and a hawaiian shirt, you can become hawaiian punch. [ applause ] not bad. This ones easy. This ones from wellitzdabigsho they say, carry a soccer ball and dress like a slob and go as lionel messi. [ applause ] thats funny steve yeah, come on. Jimmy this is from imwalkinovahear he say, write 3. 141592659589793238 on an orange shirt equals pumpkin pi. [ laughter and applause come on. Fantastic. Steve come on. Its a thinker jimmy these are all doable yeah, i might need a little yeah whats it called a drum roll . No a drum riff . Rimshot. Yeah, i mean need a little rimshot after all of these are pretty good. All right. Here we go this ones from aaronmcooley. He says, put your Samsung Phone inside a fanny pack and, bam, youre a guardian of the galaxy. [ rimshot [ applause ] this is from whoukiddin they say, lab coat plus hot dog in beer mug equals doctor frankinstein. [ rimshot [ applause ] this one is from stremelusn he says, i printed a sign that says i love ceilings. Taped it to my shirt at the halloween party, i told everyone im a ceiling fan. [ rimshot [ applause ] this ones from spiritualhatguy steve oh, i love him jimmy he says, wear a a Memphis Grizzlies jersey and cover your nose in baby powder equals cocaine bear. [ rimshot [ applause ] steve wow. Jimmy this last one here is from ch10eo she says, get a white shirt and write error 404 costume not found. there you have it. Thats a good one. [ cheers and applause those are our tonight show hashtags. To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags well be right back with the very funny tracy morgan [ cheers and applause some people just know theres a podcast about that. Those are the people who know to choose allstate. Big tea drinker . Yeah. Theres a podcast about tea. He knows and he wants you to know too. 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You see what oh, man yall always turn me on, man i like you yeah jimmy we love you. [ cheers ] everyone loves you come on. Yeah, the roots is my thing thats my thing. Jimmy you feel the you feel the love . You feel the love we all gave you out here yes, i feel it, man jimmy come on, bud [ cheers and applause you look good. Right on jimmy you look good. To the bb, check it out jimmy to the bb, check it out. Yep [ light laughter ] jimmy have you ever really said a song or a rap or you can sing who, i can . Jimmy yeah yeah. Im a vocalist jimmy yeah, i know thats what i i do vocals yeah i sing it takes me away from show business jimmy oh, so, its too distracting . Yeah. I do something else. Ive always wanted to be a pip like Gladys Knight the pips. I always more than the temptation jimmy yeah i wanted to be a pip. Jimmy pip, yeah. One of the pips. Yeah pips is the joint i think one of them is my biological father. [ laughter ] jimmy you know can i just bring this up i know we were just talking backstage, but i dont want to do anything. But you told me backstage that you were almost speaker of the house. Is that [ laughter ] yeah. Yeah, i could have been speaker. Jimmy i didnt know i couldve been my game is good. Jimmy i know i didnt how do you think i got my wife to marry me jimmy yeah lying [ laughter ] jimmy what she did not want to know the truth about me [ light laughter ] im telling you. Who could get the democrats and republicans together better than old traybay. Jimmy thats what im talking about. Yeah [ cheers and applause you get tracy morgan in there, get everyone together. I could have been the speaker. Plus plus, George Santos said, i would be perfect for the job. [ laughter ] and i believe him because he invented breakdancing. Jimmy thats right, he did [ laughter ] i remember out there doing the back spins and all that. George santos. Jimmy that was George Santos. Absolutely he was one of the pips the original pips. [ laughter ] you know when i was in high school, they called me turbo i look just like turbo from breakin. Jimmy i remember turbo yeah, turbo jimmy but i didnt know that you were so involved in politics i didnt know. Yeah, me and trump was tight. Me and trump was tight [ laughter ] jimmy i didnt know this but he just came under fire, because he had got released some documents some secret documents. Jimmy oh, yeah im close i was close to trump. He aint never said nothing to me [ laughter ] jimmy he didnt tell you anything one time he came over to the house, and he had six boxes. And it said, top secret, on it i said, whats in the boxes . He said, dont worry about it. [ laughter ] dude, aint never said nothing to me, man jimmy yeah, he didnt say anything to you. I dont know nothing. Jimmy nothing. Absolutely thats what i tell the district attorney. I dont know nothing. Jimmy i know were were both knick fans. Youre a giant new york knick fan. Thats where youre wrong cause im not im not a knick fan. Im part of the organization jimmy oh im part of i get taped up when i go to games. They tape me up when i go to games. Jimmy you think you might play im the best timeout caller in the league. [ light laughter ] i dont just call timeouts i do it certain ways [ laughter and applause jimmy oh, thats a good one. Thats how i call timeouts jimmy yeah do you get up . Do you start yelling at players and stuff . We had just had Julius Randle on the show. Yeah, ju boogie know me [ laughter ] ju boogie know me. Jimmy he does . Yes i love to hear him out there grunting and going up for rebounds, and you right there on the floor you know, so you hear him going for [ yelling incoherently ] [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah i love that communication. Jimmy thats why you should be speaker of the house yeah. [ cheers and applause jimmy communication is key you all need communication. Jimmy can i ask heres you and your beautiful daughter hows the baby thats my stinkin momma. Jimmy yeah hows she doing first of all, are these a little distracting for the [ laughter ] i think it was distracting for the players, because they lost that game jimmy yeah hows the baby hows hows your daughter who maven maven is my boobie jimmy i know shes the reason why i live, man. Jimmy yeah [ audience aws ] yeah, i came out of that coma for her she was only 10 months old, man. So, i had to come out of that coma to be with my daughter. So, shes great. She wants to be an actor jimmy she does yeah. I had her on my show she performed on the last o. G. And she was on there she was only like 8yearsold, and she dropped the line, and then in front of everybody, she just said, line [ light laughter ] jimmy really yeah, cause thats what i do [ laughter ] i dont know none of my lines, so i just say, line, all day long jimmy hey, you i was talking about halloween. Are you getting into halloween you said that you have a scary basement that you put on for your kids. Yeah. Every year i turn my baseme